>you come back home after a long tiring day
>you walk to the kitchen and see this
What do?
>>27458053
Trade Pinkie for Vinyl.
>you come back home after a long tiring day
>you walk to the kitchen and see this
What do?
>>27458053
Shove pink shit out of the way, that ass is mine.
Flutterbat bites your neck. What happens next?
vampire sex
>>27457677
Become apple.
>>27457677
>bug pony fags
>you are anon
>and your about to die
>not because some monster got the best of you
>your old
>85 years old
>and your on your deathbed
>you came to hoseland in a bright flash
>years of adventures and memes have left you tired in your old age
>hell if you could you would become immortal
>but you cant
>knock knock
''come in ''
>its sunhorse
>goddamn it cant you die in piece
>"o-oh your awake anonymous i thought you were asleep"
>the fuck if you were asleep you wouldn't have said "come in "
>pony logic ftw
''what do you want sunbutt?''
>'' well me and your freinds came too see you ''
>on que purplesmart and co walk into the room
>''hi anon''
>says grape pone
>''are you alright? you look mad''
>when you first came to this clusterfuck of rainbows twilight spergle tried to make you fall in love with her
>turns out you came right in the middle of estrus
>hence all the attempted >rape
>she tried to use a love spell on you
>then told you she did after 10 years of you two being a thing
>the rage you had was about a small loan of a million suns
>discord himself had to stop you from >gigapunching her into another universe
>that was a fun day
>''yoo hoo equestria to anon''
cont?
>>27457610
for the love of fuck, it's "you're," the contraction of "you are."
I am intrigued
>>27457610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQbiS121x4&index=7&list=FL9d1xqwIF9ErqO2rg3tu0lQ
I need actually good YTPs of pone. Above is an example.
Go!
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U-ZDMTwKU
Bumping. Anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBN508spaTQ
good night /mlp/
>>27457169
kill yourself.
>>27457169
Good night, poner.
good night flutter butter
Этa нить для oбcyждeния мoeгo мaлeнькoгo пoни нa pyccкoм языкe .
> Пoчeмy звeздacвeт тaк плoхo?
> Чтo былo лyчший эпизoд дo cих пop?
>Звeздacвeт
Ктo?
>>27457115
Sorry, I don't speak jive.
Cyka Blyat
>make a show
>name it after lolis
>make Rarity a cock hungry slut
>make Rainbow Dash the type A serious chick
This is the problem with hiring big names. Now that I have Rarity's and Rainbow Dash's voices locked in my head as those characters, it's so jarring to hear them anywhere else.
>>27457062
/co/'s that way
>>>/co/
>>27457062
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Is this one of the best songs of the show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJbjw5LaLA
>>27457008
No
/thread
>>27457020
He said one of the best. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
>>27457020
>one of
Does it hurt your head to read?
You can serve under one of the princess as their bodyguard. Who do you serve and why?
>>27457002
Twilight
Favorite pony and also she's a main character
>>27457002
I want to serve under LunaLiterally
>>27457002
Cadence. Aside from generally finding her design appealing, she seems like a lot of fun, and is more family-focused than any of the other Princesses. I like that, so I'm pretty firmly in the camp of the Love Princess.
Plus, she rules a frozen kingdom. That's pretty cool.
Alright. Give your oc's and a link with them to be added to the Punger Hames.
Entering canned dragon meat
kek. added dragon meet.
le confused twili
Did anyone in the Philippines pick up these figures yet? They're not supposed to be out in the US until at least September.
No one?
>>27456726
>fan series
I heard they sold poorly. Why the fuck give it to the spics of Asia lmao
Is masturbating to my little pony characters wrong?
Do you guys not feel dirty for sexualizing innocent characters that are beloved by children?
Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>27456663
>Pepe Le Pew
>>27456672 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM
"So whats the deal Applejack, why'd you put that note in my locker telling me to meet you in the library after school?"
>With a smug look Applejack takes out a remote and presses a button.
>All the monitors in the library light up with the video from last night.
>It shows you near Applejacks dresser and smelling her panties while jacking off.
>With a mortified look you wave your arms telling her to "shhhhh!"
>She clicks the button again.
>Silence lingers as you stand before Applejack like a little child, head down and looking away.
"I-i um.."
>"Mind explainin what you were doing in my house last night?"
"I-i think its pretty obvious that-"
>"Can you image what that girlfriend of yours Twilight Sparkle would think if she saw you doing this?"
"Come on AJ you wouldn't do that to me wouldja?"
>Applejack has a pleasantly smug grin.
>She walks over to you as if she owned the world.
>Her hand slides gingerly across your shoulder.
>"Oh 'Non, I wouldn't do somethin like that to ya. I mean, we are good friends aren't we?"
"E-er, yes?"
>She wraps her arms around you from behind.
>The warm scent like freshly baked apple pie.
>Her soft embrace causes you to tense up.
>"That's good. See I knew we we're friends. And friends help each other.. Which is why from now on, you're gonna do what's I tells ya to do. And y'all ain't gonna complain none ya hear?"
"B-but that's blackmail!"
>"Don't be so ornery. You can start by doing all my homework, and next y'all can tidy up my room after that. I'm sure you know where it is after sneaking in like that. And finally you can spend the rest of the night massaging my feet all sore from the days chores."
Keep this EQG garbage contained
>>27456645
See, here's the stupid part with these Second Person prompts. There's a lot of people, even on this board who wouldn't just sneak into their friend's homes to smell their panties, let alone be stupid enough to get caught.
If you made it somehow more relatable like, anon blacked out at a party then did all that, it'd be more relatable.
>>27456730
And maybe switch up the pony blackmailing him. Applejack probably wouldn't keep something like this from Twilight unless she was doing it for her rather than herself.
Make it Trixie or one of the dazzlings. Oh, or maybe one of the Friendship Games Five. They're seriously underutilized.
Are the innate magical energies of the MLP world reminiscent of electromagnetism? Are these directed energies possible because the MLP world is set in between the second and third dimensions of spacetime?
If the theory of the Multiverse holds true, that means that there are an infinite number of universes, and such an incomprehensible number of universes MUST fit an Equestria universe, which also includes an infinite number of variations, and an infinite number of variations of those variations, and so on. If that is true, does that mean that our headcanons actually hold merit?
ITT: Scientific discussion of MLP. Let your wildest autism out, lads.
>>27456428
>in between the second and third dimensions
u wot m9
the real question isn't any of the above, OP, it's how do we actually get therewithout a gunshot to the headthat counts
>>27456428
I don't really know about all that. I do know thatI want to cum in twiggles.[/spoiler
>>27456971
Think about it, the show portrays a second-dimensional appearance with third-dimensional physics.
And, I believe that if we channel our collective autism into a tritium-nitroglycerin composite, then we may tear the universal boundary into the promised land.
>>27456995
Dis nigga knows.
Do ponies like ear rubs?
>>27456185
what kind of fucking question is that
>>27456185
No they're fucking poison
>>27456185
>anal-yahoo-group.jpg