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Am I the only one who's fucking upset about this? Is this really what /mlp/ has become? Not to mention all the fucking 'dungeon hangouts' or whatever the fuck that's all about.
Jesus, where have the original threads gone?
It doesn't get any better during the season, too. I wish GR15 were lifted on /qst./ That's where they belong.
>>27471999
>Dungeon hangouts
I wonder who could have done that....
>lol just make the thread you want to see, bro
>nobody's replying? lol, must have been a shitty idea, then
You come into possession of a button that lets you have a mind-blowing orgasm every time you press it. But every time you use it a random pony writhes in unspeakable agony somewhere in Equestria. Do you use it knowing that you could be hurting your waifu? You might even cause the victim's death if they were performing a dangerous task or flying. You could potentially kill a baby pony.
>>27471802
I'll hack it so it's Flurry Heart every time.
>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.
>>27471802
No, that'd be stupid.
Your waifu is making your favourite food.
Who is making it, what is it, and is it good?15th image in your reaction folder is your reaction to the taste
>Sunbutt makes me chickenfried steak & mashed potatoes
Apparently it's good.
Dash
Lasagna
I guess I like it.
I guess it wasSuper Hot
I found a NEW community that I can be a part of. One that hasn't be TAINTED like /mlp/ has.
woah
Sonic a shit
see you saturday, faggot
Attention citizens of /mlp/ I am done. I am moving to ponyville to learn the true meaning of friendship as Twilight senpai has. I am inviting all to join me on my journey to Equestria. Pack your things and follow me!
>>27471381
Fine, why the fuck not?
>>27471381
Do I need to bring my own bleach or will it be provided at the meetup?
it's not that great there, trust me:
>because of your uniqueness you're popular in Ponyville and other parts of Equestria as well
>due to your physical abilities, you always can help somepony with something and earn some bits, food, clothes and all kind of stuff you need
>thanks to the smal talk whenever you help, you quickly find lots and lots of friends
>you're liked and respected in the entire ponyville
this much is horrible already but the worst part is yet to come
>ponies quickly learn that you don't have estrus cycles and are ready for sex 24/7
>ponies don't seem to have a problem doing it with you. different species and safe sex
>many of them come to you and ask for friendly help whenever estrus comes back
>they really like your hands and happily take your penis inside them. it's safe after all
>they're very grateful for what you're doing to them and reward you plenty
>there's hardly any day without some action
fucking hell, isn't it?
>"Anon could ya help me take care of Applebloom?
>"Poor ol' thang needs to eat, but I gotta wake her up."
okay nyx
>>27471303
There's a little soft spot on top of her head. Poke it, it's a babies on off button
>>27471303
You know, there's some potential in this prompt, with Anon ending up in Equestria when the mane six are still foals.
But nobody's going to do anything with it, probably. Or they already did something with it about a year ago. I dunno.
You may show the pony of your choice any movie or series of movies, animated or live action, and they will believe that you are, in fact, the protagonist.
What do you show them, and how perfect are you in their eyes from then forward?
>>27471038
MLP: Friendship is magic
>>27471038
Interstellar
Attack on Titan
What's her name?
How did she survive?
What has she been doing?
>>27470696
HEY GOOD QUESTION
>>27470696
>>27470696
SHE'S THE REAL PINKIE, MAN
Does anyone notice that season 1 tended to have more ensemble pieces for the entire mane 6?
As well as Spike being more directly relegated to an assistant to Twilight rather than the 7th team member?
Even though A Dog and Pony Show was a Rarity episode, I feel had this idea been written season 3-onward, this would have been more strictly a Rarity-Spike episode.
>>27470625
We even have episodes like these that really can be classified as Mane 6 episodes, even those that focus more on a specific character (A Dog and Pony Show, DragonShy, Over a Barrel) still keep the team in view and not as just some kind of reminder that it exists.
>>27470625
Fuck, this episode is really one of the more enjoyable episodes in S1. Every contributed in some way to the humor, Spike almost kissed Applejack and this is one of the defining episodes of Rarara's development from being just a bitchy high-class pony(to the eyes of the viewers) to a more fully pledged character that has wit, elegance and charm no matter the circumstances. Suited for Success is a more powerful episode that further solidifies Rarity as a character but one cannot deny aDaPS contribution of making Rarity as one of the best of the main six.
Also they introduced diamond dogs, the perfect hench men villains that can be easily molded to being non-threatening goofballs that they are to one of the more dangerous races that roams the Underdark of Equestria. Fucking shit Hasbro show us more diamond dogs you fucks.
>>27470625
Spike was a lot more snarky during season 1.
I want to molest filly Fluttershy.
>>27470352
She wants it more. I guarantee it.
>>27470352
Needs a serious OP image edition
Last thread
>>27452123
>You went home with your friends
>Checked the alchemist to help find the filly,amber shore an body of flesh
>On your way you went searching for akita and found her at bar
>You made a move on her but decided to drop it,and headed out with her to find a piece of mane,for amber's fur color.
>You bump akita
>"Heyy what's wrong,sorry about incident there but we really needed to go don't want it to get too late i wouldn't want to dissapoint shore"
"Sorry amber,i'm just a little let down,i mean get me all worked up and then drop it..not the coolest thing"
>You end the conversation and two of you ask ponies about a mane salon
>Most of them have no idea of such a building being in the small town
>Though you do get a helpfull answer from a colt,who claims his mom is a barber and you could get mane there,for whatever reason you needed it
>He points out to the direction of his house and heads home
>What do you do.If it does die again,i'll just start up on weekend,here we go.
RIP
I'll just start this on saturday,really dissapointing.
>>27469185
We were in public sweetums. It went farther than it was supposed to anyhow. Don't worry, I'll make it worth your while after we find what we're looking for.
Go to the barber.
>>27471171I'm really sorry. I ended up sleeping all day.
Suddenly, Princess Flurry heart is next to you. What do?
>inb4 rape
>rape
>punch, then rape
>>27469149
>grapes
>you will never fly
>you will never soar over the green land below you
>you will never feel the adrenaline of speeding through the air as everyone from below watches
>you will never feel the cool air breezing over your body
>you will never fly alongside your friends and laugh and joke as you race through the clouds
>you will never visit beautiful landmarks only accesible by air
>you will never fly to the top of a luscious green mountain and stare at the beauty of the world below
>you will never relax and sleep on said mountain as the warm sun heats your body
>you will forever be bound to the ground
>you will never be free
>implying I can't literally ride my waifu through the air
>implying she isn't a big pegacornasus 4u
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q1Z7u6c0mQ
>"Anonymous, do we have to listen to this EVERY time?"
>'YES.'
>>27468829
>Not listening to https://youtu.be/G2vA6Dngzhs
Not bad taste, famalam, but still.
>>27468790
https://youtu.be/bm2T1l3kknY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9Xu6mkacg8
How do you defend yourself from Rapebow?
>>27468777
Easy:she's not real
Use a quadrisyllabic word and watch her crumble.
>>27468788
It's Dash, she would have a hard time even trying to understand the word "Glass"
yfw this is the 2017 movie
is gud
>based on the fanfiction