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>>27417967
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CEREAL EDITION!

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>This is the story,of a horse named Suitcase
>Suitcase is your average mare
>Good work,good social standing,just an average pony
>Average on the outside,but really she was a bumbling mess
>For one,she was always thinking about horse cock and horse pussy
>The mixture of the two drove her crazy
>At times this urge overtook her,temporarily breaking her normal facade
>She'd look for some way to satisfy her needs
>She would use phallic devices to do the job,one for her cocklust and another for her lust for horse pussy
>Sometimes she'd fuck her co-workers, normally
>One day,as Suitcase had another bout of heat,she noticed that her phallic devices were missing in their usual place
>She panicked pretty badly
>Suitcase thought to herself
"The Jews did this"
"No worries,I'll just go have 'fun' with Krono
>She decided on Krono of all ponies
>Even though she was fully aware that Krono only loves Glimmer
>She was determined. She heard about Krono from Glimmer and wanted a "taste"
>But,as she walked out of her room,she noticed a strange sight;all of her co-workers were gone
>She had a bitch fit and looked around for something to substitute
>What she did find as she continued down the halls,was a set of two open doors,and Pocket Vinyl
>She takes the pocket Vinyl and stuffs it into her vagina
>Suitcase,now realizing what she had done,quickly took the soden Vinyl out of her oarficr,placed her on Suit's back,and ran for the Employee Break Room
>It soaks her back with the sweet smell. The break room is one of the best looking break rooms ever seen by pony kind...on fire
>She grinds against the table edge/corner with the fury of 1000 Suns
>>Which in turn breaks the table

>>27417978
I FORGOT

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Jotaro

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>>27413511
Pink Guy

Steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/hqgpts#

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>>27413118
DONG RING!

Do mannequins have a use for dong rings?

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>>27413118
YES.

Snooters are for boopers

Reposting: >>27412512

Third for big mares and smol stallions

>>27389539
Good to see my Pastebin up

Second for hungames

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Third for pic for hungames

>>27382050
forgot to post the new pastebin
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5

and I guess this is my tripcode

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>You go crimson, hiding your face with your hands.
>T:"HEY! Trixie was enjoying the attention! Unlike SOMEBODY, this is the closest Trixie is ever going to get to a cute nerd waifu!"
>The comment cuts easily through your embarrassment, causing you to break out laughing.
"Don't worry Trix, we'll find you a 'nerd waifu'!"
>Trixie puffs out her cheeks.
>T:"A CUTE one?"
>Moony loses it.
"Only the CUTEST for you Trixie <3"
>T:"She better be! Now lets get going, Trixie wants to see the Volcano!"
>She hops on Garnet and ushers you in. Following her you find the water to be suprisingly okay for winter. Cold but not uncomfortable.
>Alpheus is nice and comfy to hold onto, unlike Ruto.
>From the look of her, she's not exactly soft. Moony probably should have used her Dragonair honestly.
>The water along the route is notorious for having an over abundance of pokemon in it, which makes battling inevitable. Luckily they also installed floating platforms every so often trainers could use to rest or fight if they didn't have pokemon that could swim.
>Being stubborn as ever, Spike trys to keep up by leaping from platform to platform instead of just getting in his freaking ball. He misses more than a hand full of times but Alpheus is more than happy to help him back up from time to time.
>You and the girls decide about 3/4th of the way there to grind a bit and finish evolving anything left on your parties. For you this just equates to watching, but with the girls dressed like this...
>That's far from boring~
>Just as predicted, Pearl evolves into an Altaria before you reach land, along with Wilfred, Solaris, and Bishop (Alakazam, Volcarona, and Bisharp respectfully.)
>Honestly an ocean is a pretty harsh environment to train a fire type and steel type in but... you guess it's effective?
>Each officially having a fully evolved team, you decide to head to shore and sight see.

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>>27382050
Previous thread: >>27320245

Previous Thread: >>27262084

Writefags:
Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
http://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka

Writefag42
http://pastebin.com/u/writefag-42

Smokefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Smokefag

Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
http://pastebin.com/u/iscribble

SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
http://pastebin.com/u/Soymilk

Zappy Pone
http://pastebin.com/KaYZDW1r

Church !v.pI7t5q/w
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin

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>>27376427
I challenge her to a worthlessness contest.

>>27376427
Challenge her to a match in any video game that uses a controller or a mouse and keyboard. Undoubtedly beat her, because >no hands.

Punishment for losing: cuddle times from 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM on weekends

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>>27372120

Sorry everyone for the delay, next week I should be back to more frequent updates. At least I hope so, I've done a lot of 3D assets and I think importing it all to engine and setting up levels should be less intensive work.

>>27372135
>3D assets
can you expand about it? i wanna know

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>>27370564
*spooky pone

>>27370599
2apple4me

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Fuck yeah, appul time!

>>27370249
So... WTF IS THIS EMPTY FOR!? WHY AM I NOT GETTING LAID?! IS MANWHORE THE TRAITOR!?
Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

>>27370334
Can you do green?


Great so do a green where Fruit finds a new waifu.

>>27370350
So Ember?

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>>27364347
Come on 0!

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>>27364366
>Dubs
No one shows up and I successfully kill myself, since I have no friends the house has to be condemned by the time someone finally finds me.

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>>27364347

>>27347947
>pic
Take home and care for, become dad

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>”What about them?”
>The pair your gaze was directed towards looked normal on the surface.
>Though the mare was walking, how should you put it… “oddly”
>”Bet you they screwed before heading out, it would explain her walk of shame.”
>Sitting on the patio of your humble home you rocked back and forth on your rocking chair.
>Your companion, a foul-mouthed little pony by the name of Starlight Glimmer kept you company as you watched the people and ponies passing by.
>Not willingly as she so often put it, she was your brother’s slave.
>Incognito the asshole, he got lucky and won some ridiculous amount of money and decided that he was going to fuck a girl in every country on the planet.
>And he made you a very nice offer, a paycheck and his home, all in exchange for watching over his slave pony till he got back, if he got back.
>Last you heard he was wanted on three counts exposing himself in a public stadium in Paraguay.
>But you were happy for him, he was living his dream. His sick, twisted, and demented dream.
>And you were making out like a bandit from his generous compensation.
>Hell with the amount of money he threw into your bank account you’d be able to afford a pony yourself and never have to work another day in your life.
>”Hey fuckwad, what about those two?”
>You were definitely going to get one who wasn’t such a bitch.
>”Yup I can tell, she took it in the pooper.”
>Jesus what did your brother teach this girl?
“Maybe she’s just not feeling well.”
>”Oh I’m sure getting your ass filled up would make anyone feel a little off.”

>>27343411
170 cm
60 kg
Trixie

fuck american customary units

>>27343411
>Height
Yes.
>Weight
Yes.
>Favorite pony
Yes.

That was easy.

>>27343418
>Trixie

Sup my probably Europoor nigga.

Can't wait to hear this

Oh snap its finished

>>27342600
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=C6319434888276ED!74977&authkey=!ALG8IAcGQjOqv_M&ithint=file%2cmp3

Fixed Download link because I'm trash.