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Fucking leave the thread for 2 hours and no one bumps or makes a conversation. The tragic irony...

>>27521056
>Luna continues to nuzzle on your mane and hugging you tightly… this would be cool if you… could… breathe
“Lu…na…. I… can’t… breathe”
>She seems to not notice your weak pleads… That’s it… killed by the hug of a cute alien horse. You can’t think of a better way to go down tho
>But before you can go to the light Luna realizes that she was indeed hugging you so hard that she was almost squeezing your guts out of your body.
>”Oh dear…” Luna gently puts down on the floor and caress your cheek “ I-I didn’t overdid it…right?”
>Goddamn… those teal eyes… that smile… you have to… protect it
>You take a deep breath to regain precious oxygen
“Nah…”
>Fuck everything is blurry and you are a little dizzy
“Ok… maybe a little”
>Luna gasps at this, she lies on her belly by your side and starts rubbing her face alongside your neck
>“I’m so sorry my child… B-but I got really excited, it happens sometimes… please… forgive me” You weren’t even mad, she truly didn’t mean it and she was regretful for almost squeezing you to death
>Besides, that rubbing did feel pretty awesome.
“No… problem… I forgive you”
>Buuut you still were dizzy… You decide to lie in silent there for a moment, enjoying Luna’s embrace
>Man having a horse kid body do suck ass in some aspects like how fucking physically weak you were.
>But as a counter argument you can basically use the Force and break every single thing about physics that you spent like 7 years studying.
>You could be fucking rich if you brought this to Earth and think of all the stuff that humans could do if we mixed magical shit with our superior tech… You could even get that promotion!
>But… nah, you’d probably be taken as a crazy person and thrown into an asylum at best and at worst the government would throw you into Guantanamo Bay and force you to work on magical weapons or shit at worst.
>Or since you’d be the living proof that aliens do exist then you’d become a target to eliminate for religious groups, like ISIS… or the commies

>>27521076
>Nah, you are not getting your old life back and getting back to Earth would mean that you’d give up this life too and that would be a pretty stupid move.
>Anyways you are good to go; you stand up and shake your head a little
>”Feeling better my little star?” Luna was looking a little concerned but more than anything she was holding a big cheerful smile… >You nod returning the smile
“Yeah, I’m feeling much better, sooooo what do you have planned? I bet that is something truly smashing”
>You wave your hoof to emphasize your little pun.
>”Yeeeah… is truly... smashing” Luna looks awkwardly at the ceiling while rubbing the back of her head
>Welp, judging by Luna’s reaction it wasn’t really good… or maybe horses don’t have a good sense of humor… yeah that probably is the reason
>”But moving on, you’ll find what I have prepared for our afternoon of spectacular fun and unparalleled enjoyment behind the glass that protects this study” She points to the garden
>”Now come and prepare, because I’ll amaze you with what I have to share~” Luna basically sings this as a little lullaby
>Luna invites you to walk with her towards the second half of the study, invitation that you take
>You follow Luna until she stops by one of the pillars. She uses her magic on the closest window… making a fucking door to appear… is magic but still… you need to understand how it fucking works at the atomical level.
>Maybe those books that eyebrows kindly gave you after you destroyed her knowledge about physics will came in handy for that task… but anyways, you have to follow Luna
>When you enter the garden a mix bag of different essences fills your nostrils, from sweet, to bitter, to humidity…
>Jesus you couldn’t hear from the study… or anywhere else in the castle but this wasn’t a quiet comfy garden, this was a fucking jungle.

>>27519414
I have an idea for a coastal town that celebrates a big feast whenever they survive a surge of local pest population.

>>27519414
Places:
>Go here and never need lightbulbs again

Tools:
>Its a harpoon gun with an integrated flamethrower to cook your dinner.

Weapons:
Fire projector, a series of billboard light gems hooked to point at a mirror and project a beam of igniting light.
Works well to saute and sear before the flamethrower harpoon gun.

Rituals:
A prayer to the Omegalon, saviour of the town and destroyer of ships.
An unknown mutant that wrecked a ship of returning plundering soldiers and has kept the town safe for 2 centuries.
Regular offerings of fruits and vegetables are made to the barnacle encrusted island it swims around.

Tradition:
Showing the little foals the town protector and letting them hug one of its thorn encrusted tentacles.
The resulting poison induced drug trip shows them their talent and gives them a CM.

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>>27519509
Are these far harbor related?

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>>27515846
First for praising Sunset.

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>>27515853

>>27513494
Yo.

>>27513494
Can you NOT change the damn OP post?

>>27513494
And don't go ahead and do these threads just because I said I probably won't make em you fuck

>>27508020
>(embed)
SHIT

>>27508020
Futaloo get

>>27508029
You have brought dishonor to the thread.
>>27508345
>one-off
As have you.

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SAVE FLUTTERS

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>>27503883
>rape Flutters
FTFY

>last thread is tomboy
>this thread includes traps and sissies
Well, likes like it's ruined with fucking gay shit now

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Skyehigh: in the pastebin can you credit me for writing the Bugmom oneshot story? I posted it as Anonymous but I wrote it. I responded to feedback for it in that thread while namefagging.

Or is there no way to update pastes?

Here's a single post taste of a short future story. The rest of the story is unfinished and I am going to rearrange some scenes so I don't want to post the whole thing yet.

Pic almost related

One Big Family

>You are the Wonderbolts' discipliner.
>In training, on tours, and during shows, they are like one big family.
>So it's natural that they have family-style discipline as well.
>Over the years there have even been some reforms.
>It used to be that the captain of the Wonderbolts decided which punishments an errant pony would receive.
>But the high-stress Wonderbolts work environment can cloud judgement.
>Better to delegate that to a neutral third party.
>You can only be fired through a unanimous vote from the rest of the team.
>If just one pony thinks the punishment you dole out is justified, you stay.
>Spitfire is usually on your side.
>Unless she's the pony being spanked.
>But in that case the cadets and full members are quick to back you up.
>This has given you great autonomy in deciding the proper correction for a naughty mare or stallion.
>It's not just spankings either.
>You can wash ponies' mouths out with soap for swearing or disrespect.
>Send them to the naughty corner if they just need to calm down.
>Early bedtime for a week if they can't make it on time to the team breakfast at oh seven hundred hours, sharp.
>and they'd better be in full uniform.
>In one strange case you elected to wash a pony yourself after her poor hygene was harming unit cohesion.
>She wasn't too thrilled by you scrubbing down her rump
>You threw in a whap with the bath brush when she got fiesty.
>She was an angel after that.
>Following her bath in the little washtub she got better on her own.

>>27500164
>#29
I think I miss some in between
when was the last one?

>>27489941
I first thought that was some sort of a microbe / viral pony

But lava is fine too

But that metroidian mane and tail though

>>27489838
I'm thinking:
Name: Deepdive
Cutie Mark: Overflowing treasure chest
Color scheme: Fins lime green, 'coat' dark green, eyes yellow, claws spines and teeth obviously white and, interior the same as her coat.

>>27490027
I like this, but maybe how about Seafoam as the name?
Also, the tail should be the same color as the body, maybe a little darker, with the white spines.

>>27485757
Kill yourself

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Jekijet is currently drawing, stream running over here: https://picarto.tv/Jekijet

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>>27485762

after you Untermensch

Fuck me, I forgot a pastebin.

Option 2 1/2 by ss2 http://pastebin.com/NUsPwFHD

Holy hell, we have art now? Nice.

>>27465347
Sofa!

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ebin

futa, and with a sword on that dick

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Current supplies, a crowbar, a .45 sub machine (2 bullets), a scalpel, your flak jacket, ID badge for security guard Steak Styles, a .308 rifle (15 rounds), various tester chemicals, microscopes, a first-aid kit [partially used], a pen and some loose sheets of paper.

"Photo Bomb, Hold still, I'm going to try to put it back in place."
>"B-but!?"
"Hold still."
>You firmly hold PB to the wall with your telekinesis.
>After pushing her against the wall you stretch her wing out straight to line up the joint before you begin trying to push the joint back into it's socket.
>Photo Bomb grits her teeth and sequels in pain while you push.
>You finally release when you hear a wet pop, which sends PB collapsing to the floor where she simply cries and trembles.
"PB Are you okay?"
>She doesn't seem to respond.

What do you do?

>>27463948
Don't touch her, give her a moment to collect herself and let the pain soothe.

What's Spearmint doing?

>>27463948
Stop the bleeding and just pet her and tell her she should be ok now. Huggle and comfort the PB.