Starlight Glimmer Thread

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>>27515607
Holy hell, how can anyone put their signature under that.

I....i don't understand.
Is this a cringe tread?

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coming soon and you all know it

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These Glimmer images grabage! Stop!

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Thanks for the imagedump, it's cute as hell.

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Why did they change her hairstyle?

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>>27515677

This is the only quality image in this entire thread. The rest look like they were drawn by Sonic artists

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Excuse me, could I interest you in the benefits of equality?

>>27520151
Equalize me baby

>>27515677
>she's not real
why live

>>27522764
because you can't dream when you're dead

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>This entire thread

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Is this some kind of fucking joke? Christ i cant stop laughing.

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>>27515571
This needs bump

I'm happy this thread lasted as long as it did.

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>this thread
Fuck you, OP

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https://derpibooru.org/878676?scope=scpee7dc7e7e284aaaf77a28a9732fb13e74fcf067d3
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I wonder if there's a way to sum up this entire thread in one image.

>>27515571

Best Starlighr thread I have seen on a while
If its alive by tomorrow, I will drawfag

>>27515648
Cringe art

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>>27528450
"This thread is diabolical". 8/10 - IGN

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>>27530399

What even is this thread?

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>Shocked to see a Starlight Glimmer thread last over 150 posts.
>Come here to see what's going on.
>Only to see disappointment of image dumps of where most of the pictures are shitty, and little discussion.
Goddamnit.

>>27531143
The beyond dead husk of what a great villain Glim Glam was back in Season 5.

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>>27530339
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Of fucking course! No shitty art thread would be complete with out this blueberry transformathon bullshit. This fetish is a blight across multiple fandoms.

My disgust is complete.

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>All this shitty art.
I hate you guys.

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>>27531858

>>27531924
Hey that actually seems like a pretty nice piece of art.

>>27532039
Only thing wrong with it is it uses her inferior hair style.

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>>27532059
How could you not like the new mane style!?

Thats it, that does it for me. The final verdict for this disaster is 1/10. This is THE worst thread of the year. Easily the worst Glimmer thread by far. There are a few random gems amongst the heap that stand out but bad art, awful fetishes and terrible opinions just drag it all down. It does score a point for the simple fact that im laughing so hard because it just seems to be getting worse.

>>27532254
Its a starlight thread, you expected quality?

>>27532254
Hey don't clump my opinion over something trivial with all that other shitty art.

>>27532266
Were threads about her, back before the season 5 finale any better?

>>27532289
You have a point. I shouldnt let your opinion effect my judgement, it was just a trigger. For me Its still the worst thread. I have no doubt it will get worse before it gets better.

>>27532254
>There are a few random gems amongst the heap

Where?

I love this thread

>>27532948
>pic
End my life.
Just

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>>27532982

>>27533047
Really though, it is weird when ponies make those eyes at other ponies. They're just too kind. It makes me uncomfortable.

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>>27528450
Found it.

>>27533255
Thats a pretty ugly drawing

>>27533071

Connie have shit taste for shipping

>>27532399
Case in point >>27532948

>>27532016
>there are people who think it's an achievement to draw spicks
Wew lad

>>27534230
Thats probably not even the most fucked up thing in this thread

>>27534662
Not fucked up but it definitely made me cringe the hardest. These fags want equality but openly hate whites.

fuck this thread

MAN, someone cap this thread. with images and zoomed in text and everything!

This travesty must be remembered. Lest we forget.

>>27534785
but who will do it?

what does she smell like

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can i have some glimmerass?

>>27534824
Blueberries

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I ain't letting this die without some good glim glam.

Also featuring cutest stallion.

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>>27535067
And another.

This is perhaps one of the worst waifu threads I have ever witnessed. It's amazing

>>27535067
let it die and make new one this one is fucking shit

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>>27537035
>those shadows

>>27535206
Whats shit about it? It has over 250 posts.

>>27537741
Of which most of the posts consist of shitty art.

>>27537986
>Whining about bad art

If it's so bad why don't you post some "good" art then?

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>>27538038
I already did here >>27531924

Here have some more.

>>27538191
Is that a tit?

>>27531924
Hey that pretty good.
I was glad to see that a Starlight thread broke one hundred posts without dying, but I was sad to see that it is one guy bot-posting the worst pics of Starlight. (Yours is great though).

>>27533076
Why does this always seem to happen in the show?

>>27534785
Definitely needs a cap.

I was glad to see a Starlight thread not die and wanted to show it off to the Shimmerfags, but then I discovered this thread sucks. Come on. At least post decent pics of Starlight. She has no good green either other than Faggot13's story and A Lust for Revenge.

>>27531793
I dont want to ruin this thread with reaction pics so
Holy fuck, I want that human Starlight
>>27531924
God's craftmanship

>>27539306
Perhaps I could whip something up.

>>27539550
Please do, I love your Shim Sham work, bit disappointed that Glim Glam has almost nothing.

>>27529753

Promises are debt
request and you will get a drawing around the same quality of the pics of the thread

>>27539949
Anon stroking a happy Starlights mane.

>>27540489
Who drew this and thought it looked good?

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>this entire thread
Whoever did this needs to pay for my sides
Here , have another quality image

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>>27540921
Th-thanks anon...

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>>27540063

Hope you enjoy it

>>27541218
That's adorable, thanks anon.

>>27541002
What is she reading?

>>27541364
Eastern Unicorn Magic and Harrison Bergeron.

>>27515571
always felt like glimmer would be one of the easier pones to just shoot the shit with

>>27541591
What makes you think that?

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how can the fandom fuck up glimmer this badly ?

i wonder if we get a new flood of artists everytime a meme is born

kek must spread his redpilled shows in all matters of way i assume

posting centipede waifu for the lols

>>27541364
The Book of Erotic Spellcraft

>>27518530
The images she deserves

>>27541936
That's kind of mean.

>>27541749
I wonder too how she managed to be drawn so poorly by so many people.

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>>27542381
i blame the hair for being so pretty to the point of being detracting

>>27532675
>Ponies
>Cloven Hooves

>>27543353
Deuteronomy 14:7
Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cloven you shall not eat these: the camel, the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not part the hoof, are unclean for you.

>Rain sleeting down.
>It's night just outside your apartment.
>You stare at the ground.
>Your chest hurts with an undeniable feeling.
>You wish you weren't so pathetic, or that this feeling would go away.
>It hurts every time you think about how many chances you had to be happy.
>But each one slips through your grasp, and you're left gnashing your teeth in the dark.
>A dark hooded figure appears in front of you.
>You look up.
>She seems much closer than an instant before.
>You lean back as the figure approaches.
"W-who are-"
>A pale finger presses upon your lips.
>"Shhh.."
>Hoping to find an answer you remain quiet.
>"You're very lonely out here aren't you?"
"Don't patronize me, it's none of your concern."
>She pulls down her hood.
>Her eyes a deep purple.
>"What if I could take you to a place where you never had to feel lonely again?"
"Pfft, I'd say take me there sister."
>She smiles.
>"As you wish."

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>She leads you toward a white unmarked van.
>You feel quite uncomfortable all of a sudden.
>"What's the matter?"
"Uh, you know, on second thought, maybe I'll take a raincheck on this whole going to other places thing."
>Her hand grabs yours as you step to walk away.
"Hey-"
>"Just come check it out, I promise you won't be disappointed."
>You let out a sigh.
>You must be out of your mind.
>She opens the passenger door rather politely.
>You're slightly reassured she didn't have some goons waiting to throw you in the back or something.
>She walks around to the other side getting in.
"Uh, so, I forgot to ask, what's your name? I'm Anon by the way."
>"I'm Starlight."
>She says in an all too cheery tone.

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>You're in the van with Starlight.
>"How about some music?"
>She clicks the button on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7QfrTtZfzA
>It's some kind of upbeat marching theme.
"Mmm, those are some good tunes.."
>"Aren't they, so happy and cheery! Just the way we like things."
"Ok, hold on 'we'? Is there a collective here or-"
>"Oh you'll get to meet all our friends in our town. You're a lucky man Anon!"
>Gee are you?
>The people in this "town" kinda suck in your opinion.
>You're trying to figure out what kinda thing she's taking you to.
>The van just chugs along.
>The music combined with the weird drive is like something straight out of the Twilight Zone.
>Maybe it's some kind of party or something.
>But then.
>Was she just looking for random dudes to invite to the party or..
>What was that whole thing she was saying about your loneliness?
>Was it really that obvious that you were lonely?
>Sitting out in the rain what else could you assume you guess but..
>There sure seem to be a lot of coincidences and something doesn't smell right.
>"We're here!"

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>You're at a big gate.
>She punches in the numbers at the gate.
>Code looks like, 1,2,3,7,8,9.
>Gate opens as the van drives in.
"So uh, these people, er.. How are they? Like are they cool?"
>"The coolest, each of them, equally cool."
>You raise your eyebrows.
"Well alright then."
>The gate closes behind you.
>From this angle, it's almost like the gate is a way to keep you in rather than to keep others out.
>The van pulls in front of this large old mansion.
>You both step out.
>Two friendly looking people dressed in what looks like neatly pressed sackcloth greet you.
>"Welcome!"
>"Welcome!"
"Well thanks but I've lived in this town for a while, I think I-"
>Glimmer chimes in sort of hushing you,
>"Now now, it's been a long night, Double Diamond, could you take the van to the garage?"
>"Y-yes ma'am!"
>"Sugar Belle, be a dear and get us some muffins."
>"Yes ma'am."
>Starlight grabs your hand looking into your eyes as double Diamond prepares to valet the van away.
>"You'll never have to be alone again!"

>>27543782
>The way she's saying it is sort of how a mother reassures her child.
>It's a little off-putting.
"Err, right."
>She leads you in.
>The mansion is well lit with yellow lights every few feet lighting it up like something out of a fairy tale.
>"Anon welcome to 'Our town', here you can feel free to shed all those harsh expectations society puts on you."
"Great."
>She leads you into a dining hall where you see a few people on their hands and knees smiling and scrubbing the floor with brushes.
>"Everyone pitches in here in our town. Everyone here is equal, isn't that right?"
>"Yes ma'am!"
>They reply.
>Oh boy..
"Yeah, uh I think I hear my laundry calling, you know maybe I'll just come back another time and-"
>She yanks you forward totally ignoring what you're saying.
>"This way please!"
>You're not sure you like where this is going.
>Starlight leads you to a warmly lit study with red velvet chairs and a fireplace.
>She beckons you to one chair as she sits across from you.
"Yeah, when I came to check it out here, I mean I was kinda hoping for more, free will and stuff."
>Starlight looks surprised.
>"Whatever do you mean? Everyone here has free will."
"Oh good, cause it kinda looked like for a second that you-"
>"Free will to be equal!"
>Greeeaat...
>You're already balls deep in this mess..
>So for the heck of it you decide to inquire,
"So what does it mean to "be equal" here?"
>The door opens and Sugarbelle holding a tray of muffins sets it on the coffee table situated between you two.
>"Thank you, you may go now."
>Sugarbelle hurries out.

>>27543797
>You take a muffin.
>But upon tasting it, you find that it's very bland and not very palatable.
"Ugh, these are gross."
>"Here in our town you never have to worry about competition, because everyone is equal, and we all help each other out!"
>This whole situation makes your skin crawl.
>You wanna be outta here faster than a bullet.
"Man, that all sounds really great, is there a bathroom around here?"
>"And we never judge anyone, and no one here has to live in fear!"
>In fear of what, her?
>"Please, take some time, stay a while, give it a chance. I think you'll really like it here."
"Er, you know, I dunno I don't think this whole thing is really gonna work out."
>Starlight casually eats a muffin.
>"Surely a few days won't hurt?"
"Nah, fuck this, I'm blazin."
>You get up and try to dash out.
>But some smiling guys come out from the door grabbing you by the arms and placing you back in the seat.
>"Just a few days?"
>She prompts again.

>>27543802
"Yeah how about you go fuck yourself?"
>The two next to you gasp.
>Starlight maintains a smile.
>"Have we not been friendly to you?"
"Gimmie a fucking break! You think I don't understand this whole cult thing? It's the digital age, I've seen the documentaries, and this has creepy cult written all over it!"
>"And here I thought you would jump at the chance to make new friends."
"Yeah, friends, not brainwashed puppets!"
>"Double Diamond, Party Favor, won't you excuse us?"
>They bow out closing and locking the door.
"Look I don't want this. I just wanted to not be lonely. I wanted to make some friends, maybe get a girlfriend-"
>"Oh is that all?"
"Yeah and I-, wait what?"
>Starlight has a very satisfied grin as she gets up and strolls over to you.
>"All those lonely nights, and now you have a chance to be with someone."
>She slides her hand along your shoulders as she maneuvers around you.
>"I bet you would just love to get to know the wonderful girls in our town wouldn't you?"
"Well, the girl who brought the muffins was kinda cute I-"
>Wait what are you saying?
>"Something wrong?"
>Alright, it's probably wrong to stay here in this creepy place and try to hook up with one of the women here.
>But on the other hand..
"Mmm, well I suppose I could MAYBE consider it. But just for a few days! And If I don't like it, I'm outtie 5000."
>"I'm so glad you decided to stay! I'm sure you'll like it here so much you'll never want to leave, just like the rest of us!"
>Geez could she tone down the creepy a few decibels?
>Her presence could send pedophiles running to call the police.