Meanwhile in prehistoric /mlp/...
>>27504201
want cum blue horse
DUUUUR MEANWHILE ON /R/FUNNYCHAN
>>27504210
Haw! HAW HAW!
post ponies lookin sad
good night /mlp/
>>27503578
FUCK YOU I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE THIS TOPIC
sweet dreams flutter butter
>inb4 kill yourself
>>27503585
didya want to steal OP's bread?
Hanging out with Celestia seems decidedly less appealing these days than it used to.
She's just getting old, her funeral will be in the movie soon.
>>27503471
You'd be miffed too if you had to sit a couple hours waiting for a 'guest' that never came talking to the local nobodies who are as interesting as a wet towel.
>>27503471
Why the fuck does Twilight even care about Celestia's approval anymore when Celestia showed that she couldn't even fight off clouds, no matter how much you used to admire someone there has to be a point where you realize how fucking incompetent they are.
I sometimes RP as a mare that gets fucked senseless by stallions with big cocks... does this mean I'm bisexual?
>>27503411
>ellipses
why do redditors have such hardons for those dots.
>>27503411
I sometimes google cute ponies without the filter on.
Is anyone worried next week's episode is gonna be shit?
It's a Fluttershy episode.
>>27503357
>>27503357
It's barely going to be about her. It will be about her gag brother. Lots of incest porn will be drawn. Attempts at comparing him to the fandom will be made. The End.
>>27503357
It can't be any worse than this one right?
What emotion does this expression convey?
>>27503326
Retardation.
>>27503326
Idiocy
>>27503326
consornation
>hooves as hands
When will it end?Must you draw my attention to their abdomen?
>>27503214
>power stance
When will the fire rise?
>>27503214
Dat Mons Pubis
>>27503214
I just like to imagine that their hoof is ait down the middle and they can flex both halves inwards a bit, allowing them to grab stuff with the frog of the foot.
How does this make sense as a solution? Applejack can't use magic, she can't manipulate all the irrigation valves simultaneously. She'd still have to hit all of the valves one by one before returning to the main control valve.
>>27503130
That bugged me a little too, you can't trust a retard like Applejack to understand.
>>27503130
It also doesn't work if you need to conserve water or give attention to certain parts over others.
>>27503130
More improtantly, why is it even a thing when they have pegasi that can push around clouds and irrigate the farm at will?
>tfw when not autistic enough to know the joy/pain of having a waifu like other Anons
>>27502766
Haha, fucking faggot.
>>27502766
I can feel ya.
Find a flaw.
>>27502655
The fuck are you doing outside your dyke containment.
>>27502655
>No Hooves
>>27502665
This whole place is a containment area.
Applejack loves to read and have spa days with Rarity. Why is/was Rainbow Dash so embarrassed to do these things? She should be ashamed that a hick like Applejack is smarter and more cultured than her.
>>27502484
That's like saying a potato is smarter than a rock
>>27502523
Technically a potato is smarter than a rock.
>Applejack loves to read
What did she mean by this?
Mount me and fuck me like you were mad until your dick falls off.
>>27502054
I love how the second I see this horse in the OP, I can just hide the thread worry free because I know it's just going to be HURR MUH DICKMARES.
>>27502054
Yes
>You unexpectedly receive a visit from Pinkie Pie in her Ghost Of Christmas Present getup.
>She takes you around town to witness all the fun parties you're missing out on, complete with beer kegs and scantily clad hotties.
>All this is happening while Pinkie is singing an upbeat song about how you need to get out more and stop being such an antisocial autist.
How react?
>>27501902
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE I'M FLYING NOW OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>27501902
freak out , then see what happens if I interrupt the song
>>27501902
>rape
Morning, cumrades! Let us discuss best Soviet horse, yes?
I wonder what a sexy russian voiced Nyx would be like