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/swt/ - Strange Waifu Thread

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We make strange waifus edition


All sorts of waifu creatures, this is the thread for you!

Feel free to post new strange waifus, or check our writer's pastebin for one that suits you.

Previous Thread:
>>27352726

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>>27489941
I first thought that was some sort of a microbe / viral pony

But lava is fine too

But that metroidian mane and tail though
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>>27489838
I'm thinking:
Name: Deepdive
Cutie Mark: Overflowing treasure chest
Color scheme: Fins lime green, 'coat' dark green, eyes yellow, claws spines and teeth obviously white and, interior the same as her coat.
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>>27490027
I like this, but maybe how about Seafoam as the name?
Also, the tail should be the same color as the body, maybe a little darker, with the white spines.
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and it's back
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>>27490027
What species is she?
Half some sort of seapony and half dragony?
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>>27490783
A Seadragon? But not the actual kind, because real seadragons don't look anything like she does.
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>>27490783
>>27490829
I agree with both of these.

>>27490647
I feel like 'Seafoam' is taken by something or other. Maybe another waifu in this thread, or a background pone?
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>>27490882
Looked it up on derpi, Seafoam is taken by one of Nips's dead CYOAs
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>>27491003
How many dead CYOAs does he have?
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>>27489941
How does lava pony's mane and tail work?
Are they hollow and made of some sort of gelatinous substance filled with water and lava blobs moving around?
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>>27491021
All of them.
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>>27491003
I'll vote Deepdive then.
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>>27491243
>she grew up in an area where pony, dragon and seapony territories meet
>she spends her days diving deep in the sea near the dragon lands, where neither ponies nor dragons are able to go, looking for treasure dropped by dragons on the way back to their hoards
>she adds everything she finds to her own underwater hoard in order to satisfy the dragon instincts caused by her dragon ancestry
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>>27491286
Gee, I wonder who that reminds me of.
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>>27491324
I'll admit it's been a while since I've seen that movie, but I don't recall Ariel having any dragon ancestry.
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>>27491243
>can breathe steam and boiling water
>claws/teeth/spines fall out and regrow constantly like shark's teeth
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>>27491243
So... her body and face is covered in horse-fur, but she has fins instead of a mane, a scaly dragon tail and claws instead of hooves on her front legs. Am I correct?
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>>27491399
Ehhhhh, not fur on the face, loose scales.
Scaly body entirely.
And she ostensibly has gills somewhere.
Rest is right though.
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>>27491399
>>27491444
checking
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>>27491444
>not fur on the face, loose scales
She has fur tufts in her face though.
Definitely looks like fur to me.
Unless you're Build-A-Waifu, I'm still gonna have to go with it being fur.
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>>27491503
Yeah, I'm retconning cause she was originally drawn as a pony, but then her concept shifted.
I'm not saying it was that the whole time.
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>>27491444
Trips confirm.
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>>27491503
It was started as a normal pon, so it was drawn with fur, but as trips said, it would be more likely to have a scaly body.
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>>27491576
Maybe fur with scales underneath then?
She must've inherited something from her pony ancestry.
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>>27491600
She has no pony ancestry.
She's a dragon/seapony hybrid, and seaponies are a distinct species, not an offshoot of ponies; like horses vs seahorses.
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Deepdive needs a personality.
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>>27491778
I feel like she would be pretty cheery and optimistic, but is a social recluse due to not fitting in, so she wouldn't have very good social skills.
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>>27491801
A lotta strange waifus do that, but I can't really fault it.
Let's say her social skills are only half-developed - she can pass as some kind of dragon with a clever disguise, so she's used to socializing with them...it's just that dragon socializing is contentious, standoffish, selfish, and rude.
And of course having to hide who she is to get along with anybody but her parents (maybe grandparents and a handful of other relatives too) has left with self-esteem AND self-identity issues.
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>>27491801
I vote cheery and pessimistic.
She thinks most things are kinda shit, and most changes are likely to go bad, but tries to enjoy herself anyway.
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>>27491778
She gotta like using those claws to hunt/kill fish and stuff.
Not in an edgy 'blood blood death pain' kinda way, more in a 'yay it's fun to be physical, and as a predator living in the ocean, this feels natural and right to me'.
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>>27491778
She lives in an underwater cave on the border of the dragon lands, where she spends her days scavenging lost dragon bounty from the bottom of the sea.

She spends most of her time alone, enjoying her own company, and as such isn't very good at socializing, nor does she care much about it. She doesn't mind telling people about herself or listening to them talk if someone tries to start a conversation with her, but she doesn't actively seek out others.
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>>27491851
>>27491875
>>27491918
I like these plus the hording thing.
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>>27491634
I'm sure at some point in the past seaponies resulted from a pony getting it on with an Equestrian dolphin or something.
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>>27491851
>>27491875
>>27491918
>>27491955
>>27491286
Yeah, these go pretty well together actually.
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>>27491985
I think we've built a waifu.
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>>27492053
I think we have.
Now we need a writefag.
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>>27492064
That we do.
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t b h I've been doodling this fishdragon pone in my notebook for about a week, and I was planning to scan, line, and color her properly eventually. buuut seeing our new fishdragon reminded me of her so I'll just post this now even tho the pic quality is amazing
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>>27493276
They're sisters.
Calling it now.
Also your art is surprisingly excellent. I love her head.
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>>27493476
thanks, anon, you're also surprisingly excellent. I am 100% down for them being sisters.
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>>27493526
Fuck yeah.
Should design her personality to play off her sister then.
You married to that Tik Toelik name though?
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>>27493560
Toelik? haha fuck is my handwriting that bad
I just went with Tik Taalik as a placeholder, mostly. thread can decide her name if they'd like
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>>27493602
just playing around with roseae...

sea rose
rosey sea
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>>27493674
Rose Water.
She can be more feminine than Deep is.
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>>27493674
>>27493707
sea rose and rose water are both lovely, but I gotta vote for rose water. that combined with a feminine personality makes me think pinkish color scheme, maybe with blue accents to complement deep dive
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>>27493526
>comes back
>more seadragon
I am completely okay with everything right now.
Also, I am down for them sisters too.
I'll also do another build if you guys want to.
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>>27493893

Let's start with smol pone.
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>>27493276
That actually looks like a design that could be in the show. It's some very on-model art.
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>>27493928
Very small. Not much bigger than a breezie.
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>>27493764
made her blue with a little pink. cm is currently a placeholder. any suggestions/objections?
>>27493931
oh whoa, thanks, man. that's a pretty big compliment, especially on this board
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>>27494535
She looks great, and really does look like she could be from the show.

Rose Water got the most votes so far. I like that name too.
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>>27494535
I like the cutie mark but it looks like a footprint to me? If you were going for a flower you might want to change it up a little.
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>>27494808
butt makeover
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>>27494978
Definitely an improvement.
Mind drawing one where the rose has no shadow, but is dripping wet?
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>>27494978
I feel like her eyes could be pink, instead of blue.
The cutie mark definitely adds contrast, but it could use a little more.
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pink eyes + wet rose ver
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>>27495286

I like this.

Writers when?
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>>27495286
Best version so far.
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>>27495286
I actually like the second one better but now we are just being nitpicky. maybe if you did the flower like in the second one but have the shadow slightly amorphous like a puddle or splat mark.

Or just keep the third one, it wouldn't make me want to waifu her any less.
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>>27495568
the pink eyes are deffinately better, I was just talking about the CM.
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>>27495568
I'm so happy everyone likes her so much. I might come up with one more alt cm tomorrow resembling your suggestion, but I'm plum tuckered for tonight. also if someone writes her I'll probably faint. here's hoping
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and then the thread died.
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>>27489941
I thought she was a blood cell at first.

Though that would be kind of hot to have a white blood cell pony give you smooches to fight off your cold.
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>>27494181
This. We need more tiny waifus.
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>>27497246
yes
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buzzmp
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>>27497470
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Is there a secret Strange Waifu community somewhere else?
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>Succesfully sustaining threads for this long without writefags
I'm proud of you guys
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>>27493928
>>27494181
>>27497246
>>27497470
>>27499257

Gonna start using my normal 4chan name.

How smol?
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>>27499466
Breezie-sized IMO.
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>>27499443
The entirety of DeviantArt
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>>27499481
I thought most of the people who actually use DeviantArt as anything but an art dumping ground were mostly SJW and/or furry autists.
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>>27499466
very smol
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>>27499466

Inbetween cat sized and very smol
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>>27499466
By bit-sized do you mean the size of a coin?
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>>27499466
If very smol is around the size of a breezie, then very smol.
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>>27499466
>>27499551
>>27499570
>>27499571
>>27499579

What next?
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>>27499466
Just under cat-sized.
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>>27499687
made of a bundle of worms
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>>27499687
Proboscis.
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>>27499687

Add laser eyes.

Or just eyes with unusally shaped pupils or irises, like a star shape or something.
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>>27499712
Why are you trying to ruin our waifu, Anon?
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>>27499687
>>27499737
>>27499742
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>>27499777
Are those chicken head silhouettes in her eyes?
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>>27499777
make her cutie mark dem repeating numbers
>>27499742
at least give her tentacle hair
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>>27499803
We already had a tentacle hair waifu a few days ago. Try to be at least a little innovative.
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>>27499777
Cute little body and head covered in bumble-bee like fuzz.
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>>27499777

Make her mane out of paint brush material, dripping different colours of paint.
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>>27499843
Deviant Art, pls no.
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>>27499777
>>27499820
>>27499835
>>27499843
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>>27499777
Sweet full house get.

Anyway, if she's got star eyes, we should give her a space theme.
Her mane and tail should be comet trails instead of hair.
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>>27499942
Almost looks like dreadlocks. Not bad.
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>>27499942
>>27499950

Space hair version
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>>27499993
okay yeah, space hair is the way to go
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>>27499993
Add a proboscis-like tongue.
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>>27499993
Not sure what else to do with the space theme.
Hooves look like asteroids, and ear-holes look like craters?
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>>27499993

Now draw her inside a space suit designed specifically for cute poners like her.
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>>27499993
>space bits and bug bits
We turn her into a galaga enemy, as a mare.
She's gonna need buglike wings, and cute little antennae.
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>>27499993
>>27500168
>>27500156
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>>27500283
>>27500156
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>>27500293
Add a halo
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>>27500293
Kinda feel like we're done with this phase.
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>>27500283
>>27500293

She is top tier cute for a space bug horse.
What's her name? What colouring does she have?
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>>27500386
She is New Horizons, a Meteormite from the Ponyhead Neighbula, come to Equestria to see what distant planets are like.
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>>27500293
Can she have a cool tactical visor?
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>>27500439
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>>27500439
I support this on the grounds that she should have a really corny sense of coolness. Like, she activates the visor and starts humming action music to underscore her mission to...get some cookies or something.
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>>27500494

I think my heart just gave out.
I approve this as an official Waifu.
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>>27500494
Space cookies.

I completely endorse this.
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>>27500493
I've got you in my sights
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>>27500493
Give her a robot companion.
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>be >>27500494
To be clear, I was thinking 'visor' in terms of the glass in her helmet being retractable.
Not that >>27500493 is a bad look.
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>>27500293
The space helmet looks kinda stupid.
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>>27500536
I drew it in like one minute and had to do it without erasing anything.
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>>27500493
This I can get behind. If you know what I mean.
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>>27500537
>>27500536
I think the helmet could use a redesign, but I love the idea of her having a space helmet in a general sense.
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>>27500550
I prefer the glasses. Not like she'd need a space helmet unless she was in space or some sort of hazardous environment.
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>>27500554
The glasses are a bit too anime for my tastes, and she is an alien space traveler.
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>>27500569
>>27500435
You think she's been to Earth?
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>>27500569
>>27500584

Requesting Gurren Laggan glasses.
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>>27500595
>hers is the strap-on that will pierce femanon's labia
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>>27500595
>>27500621
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>>27500627
There we go.
Nice touch with that backpack, btw.
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>>27500637
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>>27500627
Much better than the other one. If she's gonna be beaming down on any unbreathable planets, she should be wearing this one.
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>>27500621
>she's like six inches tall
>but she dreams big
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>>27500627
>she just leaves the helmet on all the time because it is extremely difficult to put it on due to her hair flying all over the place and getting in the way.
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>>27500670
I'm sure on her home planet everyone is her size.
How does she meet Anon?
Does she come to Earth or whatever planet Equestria is on and accidentally get caught trying to study him for science?
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>>27500683
>wears it all the time
>makes exaggerated rebreather sounds with her mouth and constantly walks like she's in zero-g
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>>27500690
She 'dreams big' in that she wants to use a strap-on on the human Femanon, who is like 30 times her size.
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>>27500712
She'd have to use Femanon's urethra for her to even be able to feel anything.
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>>27500712
>lesbian waifu
I love it, and yet can't quite accept a waifu who doesn't into dick.
Bisexual? Maybe with a preference for females?
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>>27500735
Hence 'dream'.
Also you're underestimating the clit and g-spot.

>>27500741
Down for that, as long as that preference is there.
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>>27500769
>>27500741
I'm totally okay with bisexual.
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>>27500779
>>27500769
>>27500741
>much like Captain Kirk before her, she has crossed the stars to get at that alien coochie
>okay maybe alien dick sometimes too
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Her being a nerdy space dyke is all well and good, but she needs a color scheme.
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>>27500830
Lime green body, pink fuzz, light blue space mane/tail.
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>>27500855
Make the fuzz orange. Get that orange/blue contrast going.
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>>27489941
Fuck you Lichanon
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>>27500899
That's like 1st grade color theory...
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>>27501455
And?
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>>27501631
Wow, I never realized how badly orange and blue clashed before. This really puts things in perspective.
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>>27501638
>contrast = clash
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>>27500855
[1/3]
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>>27500899
[2/3]
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>>27502170
[3/3]
This one is just colors that I think look neat.

More color suggestions are welcome.
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>>27502170
Best.

>>27502177
Second.

>>27502161
Third.
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>>27502170
I really like this one.
She looks like a muppet, and somehow that suits her.
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>>27502274
Yeah, I like it too, but something seems a little off. I might mess around a bit with the color values a bit, see if that makes it better.
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>>27502177
I like the hair and fuzz color of this one best, but I prefer the green body color of the other two.
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>>27502423
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>>27502189
>>27502274
>>27502332
>>27502423
>>27502543
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>>27502609
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>>27502620
Too many colors.
Lighten up the mane and tail to match her chest, I'd say.

>>27502609
>animated waifu
FUCKIN HELL YEAH
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>>27502777
It looked too light when I changed the hair to mach the fluff, but I changed the fluff instead and it looks okay.
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>>27502796
Now we need a name and CM.

For the cutie mark, maybe a comet, to symbolize travelling through space?
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>>27502807

Someone suggested New Horizions earlier.>>27500435
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>>27502820
New Horizons sounds good, but it doesn't really roll off the tongue very well. Maybe Bright Horizons? It can then be shortened just to "Bright".
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>>27502863
I'm fine with 'New'.
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>>27502807

Pulsar Swirl
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>>27502796

I want to name her Polaris
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>>27499505
Don't forget the twelve year olds making special snowflake recolours.
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>>27502796
>>27502925
>>27502942
I really like those two together
pulsar polaris
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I've been designing a few hybrid ponies but I don't think they'd be considered all that strange...
One is a chipmunk pony.
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>>27504371
Not only is that strange, it's the exact kind of content we need.
They don't all have to be monsters or ponified objects/concepts.
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I meant to post these, an anon did them for /cyoa/ the other day.

First this lovely chinease water deer...
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Then this majestic gerenuk
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>>27504707
Well, here then. I'll probably be giving her to my friend as an OC since I just kind of design things to design them.
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>>27505052
Oh man, that's cute. Would boop snootle.
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>>27503438
Plus, then her nickname can be Peepee
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>>27505189
Thanks, I appreciate it. I also have a puppy and cockatiel harpy but, they're still being worked on.
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The Ring waifu when?
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>>27506450

Following up on that thought, could be cute if she was similar to:
>Pic related
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>>27506450
We had a pair of ghost pones who were visually reminiscent of onryo.
I think they were...Leanne and Annabell?
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>>27506543
Kinda I guess.
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>>27502796
im sure theres plenty of tools that do the same thing, but this is the color wheel i use in PS. as a general rule, the closer together the colors are, the more vibrant they can be without is clashing. the further away you get, the more saturated the other color should be.
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>>27502796
I prefer the slightly brighter chest fuzz.
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>>27502170
This is still my fave.
The light tone really suits her.
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>>27506573
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>>27507695
I'd post the colored version if I was at home.
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>>27507695
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>>27506598
>>27506646
We gud now?

>>27502820
>>27502863
>>27502925
>>27502942
>>27503438

http://www.strawpoll.me/10351931
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>>27508691
Whoops forgot name.
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>>27508691
>>27508702
Now we just need a Cutie Mark.

qt helmet edition coming soon
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>>27509091
I want to cum inside Pulsar Swirl.
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>>27509109
She's more likely to be cumming inside you.
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>>27509155
I'm okay with that too.
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>>27509155
Does it involve a hollow strap-on?
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>>27509539
yes please
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>>27509615
I'm not sure about the eggs, but I wouldn't mind her filling me with her space horse squash soup...
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Pretty, strange.
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What does /swt/ think of the Hagwarders?
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>>27511608
I'm stupidly excited for the comic, just got delayed though. It was supposed to start tomorrow, no new date yet.
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>>27509615
that's pretty hot
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>>27511608
I remember when that first became a thing.
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>>27509091
CM: An astronaut helmet with a saturn-ring around it.
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>>27489941
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drug ponies?
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>>27513180
hot topic?
suicide squad?
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>>27513238
nay, the edge entourage
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>>27513285
teh? d00m? XD?
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>>27512534
I'll dick it if no one else will
It is, in these hard times of strange waifu breeding season, that all Anons must pitch in so that all the horrifying abomination ponies can get some dick.
Don't leave her hangin', get bangin'
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>>27513399
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>>27513497
Your the hero we need
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>>27513497
>not wanting to prevent certain species from reproducing
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>>27513648
>not wanting to reproduce with certain species
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>>27489941
TFW someone links to your fic.
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>>27513729
I want to reproduce with some, I just also want to remove others.
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>>27513858
>He isn't so starved for love that he literally has no standards and will fuck anything in order to be loved
>His self-confidence is so non-existant that the very concept of a normal person loving him is absolutely absurd so he has to imagine situations in which only horrific abominations will love him or else his immersion will break
I'm fucking laughing at you, faggot
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>>27513914
>not loving abomination waifus for sake of loving abomination waifus
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>>27513938
To each his own, my dude
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>>27513938
That's where I am. I just like freaky organisms.
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I like to see people's character designs more than anything.
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>>27514291
I have a few more, if that's okay. Wouldn't wanna spam.
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>>27514521
do post them, anon. we love relevant content, strangely enough
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>>27514521
please do!
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>>27514521
post literally everything.
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MOFF!
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>>27516045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w_96yOUzRg
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>>27509091
So, what's her occupation?
Space explorer?
Bounty hunter?
Intergalactic police officer?
Outlaw?
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>>27516781

Explorer, scientist, alien species cataloguer.
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>>27516781
Professional cocksock.
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>>27516781
Space freelancer. Likes to explore space, but does miscellaneous jobs like traced jobs or bounty hunting for money.
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>>27517012
I like this idea. Why do you think she came to Equestria?
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>>27517168
She was commissioned by the local galactic government to investigate a strange alien meteor from another galaxy that crash landed on the primitive, isolated planet of Equius. Little does she know that the meteor contains a member of a terrifying alien race of galactic apex predators. This specimen became "attached" to another strange creature that stands on two legs. The alien calls itself "Thingpone"
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>>27517168
to sample and catalog that hot monkey D
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>>27517325
Thingpone vs Pulsar Swirl when?
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>>27517325
This is amazing and I accept it completely.
Writefags plz make
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>>27517325
Oh my God!
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Boop
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>>27514521
Sorry I vanished for a bit.
This is a redraw of an old picture. I don't remember if she had a name.
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>>27518816
Didn't decide on a name for her either. She's supposed to be a Golden Retriever, so I'm just thinking Fetch.
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>>27518816
wow, what the hell is this? Looks awesome
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>>27518837
das qt
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>>27518903
She's supposed to be inspired by the whole Japanese ghost thing, with a few personal design decisions.
She's "blind" in the sense that her actual eyes are stitched closed and the eyes on her body can't really see well. They can't see things that aren't moving. Unfortunately this makes haunting people and ponies not that easy which she does because she doesn't like being alone (which can't really be avoided).
TV is something she really likes; That and other constantly moving things like fans. Despite not being able to talk vocally, she's learned to communicate through morse code using her eyes and loves to chat.

>>27518989
Thank you, I might be using her in the future but I'm leaning toward my Harpetiel right now as a personal OC.
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10
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Eh, I like the character, so I'm gonna try and do some writing.

>Be Pulsar Swirl
>You are a proud member of the Centaur-I Space Force.
>Well... At least for now.
>Really, you are just a freelance space pilot, looking to make some money.
>The government has been issuing space exploration warrants, requests to explore distant planets in exchange for the majority of the profits made off research.
>You signed up, and were assigned to the planet Equus-IV, a planet similar to your own, albeit with significantly less metal resources and technology.
>It shows signs of early colonization, though not as developed as the Centaur System.
>Now, you are just finishing packing for the trip.
>Sustenance Synthesizer, Check.
>Backup Batteries, Check.
>Completely Necessary Ponnen Lagann Glasses, Check.
>Alright! All ready to go!
>You hop inside your spacecraft, and activate the engines.
>You hear the familiar noise of the ship systems activating, and see many lights and colors burst to life in front of you.
>You flick a few switches and move some sliders as you check and make sure that the ship is ready for flight.
>Almost done, you activate the shields, only for them to flicker out afterwards.
"Shoot. Forgot that I need to get that fixed. Ah well, Shields need to be disabled while the PCD is on. I'm likely not going to use them anyways." You say out loud, to nopony in particular.
>Opening the bay doors, you power up your engines and make your way over to the Planar Convergence Point to start your voyage to Equus-IV.

Pretty new to writefagging. How is this for a start?
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>>27518816
yes!
>>27518837
yes!
>>27520204
Yes!

Thanks you guys, strangefu loves ya.
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>>27518816
This is my kind of stragefu right here, I want her to haunt me. We can watch tv and eyeball chat.
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>>27520204
Not bad.
'for now' in the third line would work better as 'right now'. 'For now' implies that she's a regular member of this force, but that's going to change. 'Right now' is unmistakably 'this began as a temporary thing, and it's going to end that way'.

The 'check' thing is repetitive when it doesn't have to be; I'd recommend narrating her looking at them in a more organic sense. '[a] is next to [b] and [c] just barely fits into the ship/pack/whatever'. It's less repetitive and also paints a clearer picture of exactly where she is and what she's doing.

'flicker out afterwards' is a little odd too, though I can't say exactly why. 'immediately afterwards' or even 'right after' would be straight upgrade though. Again, paints a clearer picture.

I really want to see more. Please keep going.
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>>27520204
>new to writefagging
You fuck run 3 quests, you aren't new. Pleb.
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>>27520204
"Flight Log: Leaving Centaur-I Space Force Station on Rev 8-451-712, Frac 172, at 5:23. Approaching the PCP."
>You ping the station with your jump coordinates, and prepare for Planar Convergence.
>A few minutes later, your ship is locked in place as the universe appears to shake around it.
>You prepare for the strange feeling that you know from years of experience that is Planar Convergence.
>You know why it happens too, and that only makes it all the worse when you think about it.
>You remember, Planar Convergence is when your Planar Convergence Drive, or PCD, essentially separates your vessel's geometry from everything else's.
>After that, the Planar Convergence Point, or PCP, a large mechanical construct, harnesses magical radiation and uses it to converge your point in space, onto a two dimensional plane where another PCP is located, then reforms you back into the third dimension in your new location.
>There is a lot more heavy magic theory and science going on behind that, but that's the just of it.
>Your vision cuts out as the Convergence begins, and a few moments later, you find yourself in a very different location.
>You see the Equus system in the distance, and begin to fire up your engines.
"5:33, Planar Convergence complete. Beginning travel to Equus-IV."
>It isn't necessary to do the flight logs, considering you are a freelancer, but you do them anyways, in case anything goes awry. Plus, it makes you feel cooler.
>The flight goes pretty well. Boring as usual, but nothing that a few video games can't handle.
>Putting in your earphones, you decide to put in your favorite game, Asteroids.
>Nothing like the classics.
>Sadly, your ship's computers don't run Ponari.
>Still, you make do with a newer remake of it.
>As you play, you slowly phase out anything going on outside of your little game world...

>>27520612
Running a quest is very different from writefagging. I actually have to think about what I'm writing.
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>>27520656
>Until the red lights start blaring.
"What's going on?"
>You see a large object suddenly pop up on your radar.
"What? Why didn't this show up earlier?
>You try to do damage control, but it was too close for even your ship's collision avoidance systems to dodge.
>You look out the cockpit just in time to see a large asteroid, or meteor, considering it was falling towards a planet, approach your ship.
>You try and turn the shields on, hoping that they would do something, even just the tiniest amount of armor.
>The meteor collides with your ship, and the lights go dark as you fall down towards Equus-IV.

I went a little over on the previous post, so here's the rest of what I have written.
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>>27520673
Me likey likey
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>>27509091
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>>27520988
Fuckin awesome.
Well done, mystery artist.

>>27520673
You're getting better as you go. Keep it up.
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>>27520988
qt smol spacebughorse
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>>27520988
way to polish a turd, anon, you actually made her shit color scheme look acceptable
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>>27521228
>i'm mad someone made a thing that isn't to my specifications
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>>27521228
You should've chimed in while we were making her, then.
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>>27521228
She's an alien
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>>27521141
>>27521152
Thank you!

>>27521228
I just went by what I saw. I'm not sure what I'd personally give her. She isn't mine after all.
I have my own bug ponies.
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>>27521481
She a good poner, thanks mystery artist who is in no way affiliated with any current cyoas.
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>>27521533
Huh?
I actually have no idea what you're talking about. I've never drawn for a CYOA, or participated in any for that matter. Not that I don't want to, I guess. I'm just lazy.
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>>27521545
Oh sorry, I got mixed up, that's what I get for skimming a thread. Anyways, she looks great, thanks.
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>>27520673
>You come to, with emergency lights blaring.
>LIFE SUPPORT FAILING!
>ENGINES DOWN!
>COLLISION IMMINENT!
>Really, again?
>You look out of the cockpit to see the quickly approaching surface of the planet.
"Sweet scintillation, why is everything horrible."
>You get into gear quickly, attempting to reboot systems.
>The engines are severely damaged, but the docking thrusters are still in tact.
>Not that you could get much delta-v out of them before you touch down, but maybe...
>You act quickly, rerouting heat control to the downwards thrusters, attempting to overheat them.
>Normally, this kind of maneuver would make you lose your piloting licence, but you're a freelance pilot. Nopony needs to hear about everything you do.
>CAUTION, OVERHEAT DETECTED. DISABLE MANUAL HEAT ROUTING? Y/N
>You press "No", as this is exactly what you want to happen.
>A few moments later, another prompt pops up.
>HEAT CRITICAL, DAMAGE OCCURRING.
>You feel a small blast on the undercarriage of the ship, as the inhibitors keeping the thrusters from firing explode.
"Ooh, that's going to cost a lot to fix. Sorry, ship, but it's for your own good."
>The thrusters are now firing more than they ever could normally, as the RCS fuel pours downwards in a torrent of flame.
>You watch your velocity drop into a non-fatal range, but you doubt that you will pull off a safe landing.
>20 m/s...
>15...
>10...
>5...
>You crash down, going much faster than you should've been, and the ship shudders violently.
>You groan in pain, but at least you aren't severely hurt.
>Checking the console, you realize you probably wont be going home soon.
>MULTIPLE SYSTEMS DAMAGED!
>ENGINES CRITICAL!
>RCS FUEL EMPTY!
>HULL DAMAGED!
>LIFE SUPPORT FAILING! EJECTION IMMINENT!
"Oh shoot." You say, the cockpit opens and you get launched out onto the surface of Equus IV.

>>27520988
Thanks anon, she a cute.
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>>27521840
This'll probably be it for today.
I do have a pastebin up for it here: http://pastebin.com/WvvUVGZd
I also do my work directly in the pastebin, so you might see some early updates there for when I idle work on it then save it.
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>>27512534
I want to cum inside necromorph pony
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>>27522725
Well she wants to cum inside you too. She just wants to spread a space virus, not semen.
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>>27523400
>she ejaculates a life-ending semen-equivalent
>pleasing your waifu sexually kills you
That is definitely swt.
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>>27521840
Pone should not be hurt because Physics.
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>>27521840
Awesome! Next part when?
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>>27521840
>Pulsar's face when she is launched into the sky

I bet you thought you wouldn't be getting any more Art today. Jokes on you. There is always content for strange little waifus.
.
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>>27524290
thanks based lis
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>>27523952
Later today, after I get home.
>>27524290
Perfect
>>27523948
Reminder that everything is going eight times faster.
Her collision of 5 m/s would essentially be a normal collision of 40 m/s, which would hurt any magical horse being.
>>27523304
Truly art.
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>>27524290
Can she cast spells with her antennae?
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>>27525652
I'd think that she could do some simple levitation or something. Probably not anything to complex, though.
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crosspostan a thing
>>27526182
>Anon's in thatquestria
>Pinkie notices Anon is having a dry spell
>Tries to sex him up to cheer him up
>Goes horribly wrong, just like regular sex
>Anon ends up in hospital from having his jaw torn off and throat ruptured
>Pinkie visits him every day in his hospital room
>Once he's out they try again
>Awkward troubleshooting ensues, just like regular sex
>"Okay, so putting it in your mouth wasn't such a good plan, is human sex different?"
"I have genitals between my legs."
>"Ooooh, amazing!"
>Pinkie plays with Anon's dick for a while
>"Flop flop flop hehehehehehehe. Here let me show you my bits and pieces!"
>"BLARGHHGHGHGHRGH"
>Ponk disgorges a meaty appendage consisting of her throat-parts with lots of holes and wibbly protrudances.
>Pinkie tries to talk to Anon further but cannot because her larynx is no longer inside her
>Anon ends up literally throat-fucking the fleshy throat-prolapse
>They both take extra care to not let their faces get too close during post-coital cuddles though
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has there been a mad scientist pone?
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>>27526746
yez

https://www.anonpone.com/shooting/26047977#navbar
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>>27526854
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>>27525443
Eight times faster? So she is 1/8th normal pone size? If that is the case she would be (1/8)^3 times lighter meaning (1/8)^3 less impact energy. Also, if she ejected early enough then air resistance would slow her down to the point she would not take any impact from landing. The wings would also aid in that.

It is for these reasons why a mouse can be dropped down a mineshaft and be perfectly fine after hitting the bottom.
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Boop for loveable eldritch horrors.
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>>27522725
>>27523400
>>27523500
>Have amazing tantric sexuals with necromorph mare
>Fucking die
>Twilight, who has to monitor the sexuals casts a reanimation spell
>Sexuals continue
>Fucking die again, necrowaifu isn't done yet
>Die, get reanimated upwards of fifteen times
>It left you wondering
>Did you still have a soul?
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>>27528807
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>>27528807
>still
>not 'ever'
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>>27528580
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>buncha teeny tiny waifus on a horsecock.jpg
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>a pair of strange waifus lezzing out while they wait for anon
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trilobite/cambrian waifus when?
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>>27531603
Can we call her Trilly.
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>>27531603
Would she have lived millions (billions, even) of years, or is this a frozen caveman type deal?
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>>27532219
yis
>>27532331
maybe scientists found a fossil of her and magic-DNA-resurrection'd her?
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>>27532331
>she's forever years old
>but had no concept of time until she found pony society

>>27532219
/r/ing Shining saying 'Trily' to a trilobite Twilight.
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bumping with a random dr. mad pony.
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>>27531603
Is there anything you fags here wouldn't want to stick your dick into?
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>>27533518
is that a challenge?
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>>27533518
snakepones, goopones, thingpone
Because they're popular ew
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>>27533741
At least they aren't griffins.
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>>27534086
griffins aren't strange. go back to your thread.
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>>27534179
>go back to your thread

What's the matter? I'm only stating an opinion. Just like you did.
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>>27534186
this is strange waifu not bird waifu
go be a birdfag in the birdfag containment thread
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>>27534187
Why would I go there when they're utter shit? At least goo, snake, and thingpones are interesting.
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>>27534193
you're talking about birds, you're a birdfag, fuck yourself
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>>27534197
Oh, so you're a goo, snake, and thingfag?
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>>27534197
ponebird > catbirds
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>>27534199
those are strange, birds aren't, deal
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>>27489941
I love her already
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>>27534209
Yet, you just stated because someone talks about something, they must like it. By your logic, anything you've hated you've actually liked then. I'm not sure why me stating an opinion triggered you so severely, but try to relax. It's not like you got anywhere else to be, right?
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>>27534214
you brought up birds for no reason, i brought up something relevant to the thread. you're an idiot.

>>27534207
agree.
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>>27534217
>you brought up birds for no reason

Actually, I mentioned at least strange pones were more interesting than griffins. A small statement, but sorry you're getting so sphincter savaged over it. If you don't particularly like opinions, might I suggest you take a break?
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>>27534222
you brought them up for no reason. break yourself.
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>>27534225
You seem to be mad. Perhaps you should go outside for a bit. You seem to be clinging onto this 'for no reason' if you really want to get into it. I mean, I see no real issue with agreeing that SWT is nice. Why are you so angry?
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>>27534225
t b h, griffins are pretty shitty
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>>27534233
go bring up irrelevant things somewhere else. no one cares.
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>>27534243
Clearly, you do. Enlighten me. Why do you care so much about my opinion? Do you have anger issues? Friends abandon you recently? Significant other looking elsewhere? Anon, are you impotent?

In all seriousness, I am curious why you do care so much about me and my opinion. I know you won't tell me, but it's nice to know someone out there cares enough to keep replying.
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>>27534247
your replies are longer than mine; you care more.
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>>27534252
I know I do. I didn't deny that. As I stated, I'm curious why you care, though.
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>>27534252
>being so starved for attention that you have to talk to yourself
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>>27534086
The hell do griffons have to do with stran-
>shitstorm
Oh for fuck's sake. Later, losers.
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>>27534256
>caring is bad
you're a hypocrite, go fuck yourself
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>>27534273
Cya, faggot
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>>27534207
birds
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what is up with all the griffon hate?

since long time ago we had those frequenting strange waifu threads and no one ever had a problem with it..

pretty sure we had some stories with them even.
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>>27534741
griffons are the most pleb of the strange waifus
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>>27534875
I don't mind griffons, but they aren't particularly strange.
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>>27509615
How does that work? Do you need a stick to push the eggs out the end?
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>>27513180
Should the pill ponies personify the effects of the drug or the symptoms they treat? A ritalin pone who's constantly getting distracted and can't sit still sounds cuter than a ritalin horse who just behaves like a normal poner.
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>>27535294
let's go with a solid "whatever's cutest"
like an antidepressant pony who's super sunny and eats right and shit, and then her sister who hasn't left her bed in 5 months
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>>27535341
That's smart, good work anon. Maybe take side effects into account too.
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>>27535372
like spontaneous yawning, or no sex drive :(
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>>27535401
weight gain is a symptom of many anti depressants and mood stabilisers.
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>>27535455
sounds fetishy already, porn when?
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ambien pone sleepwalks and has conversations with the refrigerator.
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Caffeine pill pony vibrates so hard she can phase through solid objects.
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>>27535294
>tfw you will never open your pill bottle and have a qt little pone pop out
>tfw you will never have to add insulin to your levothyroxine prescription
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>>27536815

But how do you hug her?
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>>27536992
You have to drink 50 cups of coffee just to boop her.
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Vicodin pony is lazy and cuddly but if you cuddle her to much she follows you around and insists on constant cuddling. Subox pony has to come over and shoo her away.
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MDMA pony won't shut up about how great everything is and how much she loves you, even though you just met.
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Laxative pony ruins everything.
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So do the pill ponies have an effect on Anon? If he hangs out with a sleeping pill pony, will he start to pass out? Will she pass on the traits and become awake when he falls asleep? Or will they both pass out?

Also, I just can't relax around adrenaline pony.
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Viagra pony never stops hitting on everyone.
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>>27537705
>be high
>friend says you want some candy
>gives me a piece of 'chocolate' candy
>it wasn't candy
>mfw 20 minutes later
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>>27535294
As a kid who took a lot of Vyvanse and Prozac, I'd say fuck pill ponies they kill my brain cells
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>>27537749
I would have shit all over that guy's bathroom. Teach him a lesson.
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>>27538180
Poo poo pee pee?
Pee pee poo poo.
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>>27538178
Fair enough i guess. As someone who's taken medication her entire life i'd say love pill ponies, they keep me sane.
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>>27537718
They might have a magical aura which affects people they spend time with, as well as personality traits and behavior which reflects their purpose. The rule of cute like >>27535341 suggested.

>>27537353
Addictive cuddles?

>>27537705
It's not her fault, but maybe she should hang out with imodium pony to counteract her effects on other ponies digestion.
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>>27537718
I'd say ambien pony is just really good at putting anon in a hypnotic sleep inducing state when she wants too.
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>>27539663
Imodium pony and laxative pony get along surprisingly well together, they hang out with stool softener pony, probiotic pony, and antiemetic pony.
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>>27489941
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Waifu made of solid magic when?
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>>27541725
Tantibus.
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>>27539599
The average dose of Vyvanse is 30mg for an adult
I, as a 4th grade child, was prescribed 40mg
I thought I was going to die
The months after, I suffered from severe anorexia and lost 70lbs due to the side effects of Vyvanse
Prozac also stunted my brain's growth and I'm just now developing reflex and complex motor skills back after that.
Fuck you, and fuck your meds.
kys nigger, thingaling for life
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>>27539599
>her
>no 'tits or gtfo'
What happened to you, 4chan?
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>>27542088
This isn't /b/ and she isn't attention whoring, so no one cares you massive faggot.
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who is she
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>>27539742
It's good they have each other, i can't imagine anyone else wants to spend time with them.

>>27539693
Camomile tea pony could have a similar, less powerful effect.

>>27541855
That's your doctor's fault, not the fault of the medication. I'm sorry it fucked you up, but medication helps millions of people, so fuck you, and fuck your opinion that you are completely entitled to.

Seriously though, suck my lady dick, I'd have offed myself years ago if it weren't for modern medicine. A comparatively small number of bad experiences doesn't condemn an overwhelming majority of good experiences. This escalated more than it should have.

>>27542088
Does that count as a meme? Am i allowed to call you a memelord? But according to some I'm not actually a woman, so whatever. Not trying to be a cunt, just can't properly convey tone on this norwegian bookbinding imageboard.
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>>27542864
Jigsaw, possibly.
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>>27542866
I wrote a near identical response about the meds, then I deleated it, because fuck that guy.
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>>27542970
You have more self control than i do, i love arguing with strangers on 4chan. It's the best. But you're right, fuck that guy. What happened to him sucks, but everyone has problems. Offtopic.
Is coffee pony a distant relative of coke pony? With green tea pony being her japanese 2nd cousin? And energy drink pony being coke pones hyperactive kid sister? A huge dynasty of beverage ponies, run by their ancient matriarch Water, the universal solvent, beverage supreme.
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>>27542856
>this isn't /b/
>you faggot
:^)

>>27542866
>norwegian bookbinding
I feel like I'm missing a meme here.
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>>27543088
Outmemed? Am i the memelord now? It's an sort of uncommon one, basically 4chan is an 'American Anime Imageboard', you replace the country, the topic/hobby, and sometimes the type of website.

Eg, brazilian macrame forum, or zimbabwean fencing imageboard.
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>>27543129
Well that explains it. Thanks.
I feel like calling the whole site an anime board is dumb though.

Oh, and everyone's a memelord. I've learned that here.
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>>27543142
Eh, i think it's based on the idea that anime was the biggest topic on 4chan for a long time or something like that.

I'm proud to be a member of the memelord corps. I promise only to use my powers for good, in dankest kek, and saddest feel, despite the dreaded autist's squeal, those who live beyond my screen, beware my power, the memelord's meme!
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>>27543204
>google that green lantern oath
>zero results
>you just wrote that
Tell me you have a pastebin.
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>>27543253
Nope, i have a tumblr, but i don't write or draw any more. Been trying to get back into the habit. Thanks though, that's a nice thing to say.
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>>27543204
10/10 am saving for later use
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>>27543293
>trying to get back into writing
Would you take a green request?
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>>27543343
Uh. Shit, maybe. What is it?

>>27543309
Do you promise to uphold the honor of the noble meme?
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>>27543351
Write a strange waifu fic from the pov of the waifu.
Can be any waifu you like, any length, AiE or not. All up to you. Long as the waifu is the sole or primary pov.
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>>27543361
Oh shit. That's a good request. I'll have a think and see if i can come up with an idea. No promises, but you have intrigued me.
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>>27543469
That's plenty. All I can ask you to do is consider it.
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>>27543500
No problem.

>>27543516
Not a problem.
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>>27542866
>Oh I need muh meds to be functional bleh it's totally not an addiction or anything hurr
Fuck you and fuck big pharma
And fuck niggers too, while I'm at it
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>>27543671
I agree with you about big pharma. Conventional medicine and people with MD training are great for trauma and quick dramatic fixes but for more long term chronic problems natural medicine is so much better.
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>>27543671
I don't need them to function, they just make it easier. OCD, depression and anxiety, I don't actually function that well, but regular therapy and medication is helping me get better. And it's not addiction, i have experience with addiction, it's a very different thing.

Just relax, whatever problems pills cause, they're outweighed by the enormous amount of problems they solve.

Medication is a tool like a hammer or a computer. I could hurt a person with either, but that would be a misuse of the tool.

>fuck niggers

Wow i didn't register that you said that until just now, that's not even related anon, you're just trying to make noise and get people to be outraged. Try tumblr, they'll react a lot better. It'll probably be easier too.
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>>27543786
Responding is reacting, no matter what you actually say. Just don't respond.
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>>27543894
You're right, I'm an idiot.
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>>27543786
>implying Fuck niggers is to get peopoe mad
>On le 4chins
Fuck niggers is as bad as faggot. So, not at all.
And pills don't solve shit when doctors hand them out like candy to just about anyone.
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>>27544610
>TFW starting to write new kinky chapter as anon posts picture of thingpone with mystery fluid coming from nether regions.

hivemind

she looks really horny
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>>27531121

http://pastebin.com/0ej1MPD8
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>>27533518

Careful Anon. That's a deep, dark hole, and you probably don't want to go there...
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>>27544920
Are there chthonians in there?
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>>27532331

Oh, all right then. Global Warming incoming...

>*YA-A-A-AWN*
>"Welp, that was a nice nap."
>Tri'li stretched, inasmuch as it is possible for a segmented pony with a chitinous exoskeleton to do so, and shook the melting chunks of ice out of her mane.
>She blinked her primitive eyes in the sunlight as her feelers waved about, testing the air around her.
>After a deep breath, she carefully stepped down from the retreating glacier she had been napping in for the past billion years or so.
>"Now, where was I? Oh yes, hungry. I went hunting, when all of a sudden..."
>Tri'li frowned at a dim memory of a crashing wall of white, engulfing the seas around her.
>And now, here she was, on more or less dry land.
>"That's the first order of business, then. Find some water."
>There were pools of the stuff everywhere, owing to the melting glacier.
>"This looks like a good spot to hunt!"
>Not being used to rivers and other running water, Tri'li unexpectedly found herself carried swiftly downhill by the raging current.
>Her carapace protected her from the worst knocks, as she sailed over a waterfall into a much more peaceful lake.
>"Wow. What a ride," she mused to herself.
>The lake was teeming with life, and she was soon happily munching away on algae and aquatic grasses.
>Her billion-year old hunger pains satiated, Tri'li began to take stock of her situation.
>Nothing looked familiar to her.
>Even the algae and reeds tasted different, richer somehow.
>Trial began to wonder if she could find the rest of her tribe, when a nearby splashing drew her attention.
>A creature had entered the water, near the shoreline.
>It looked a bit like her, the same general quadrupedal shape, but larger and not so segment-y.
>A sense of curiosity drew her closer.
>Maybe this strange creature could help...
>>
It's Movie Night!
Finding Nemo and The Big Lebowski, starting approx. 5h from now. Feel free to join the irc ( https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net:6660/?nick=Pony|?#mlpstreams or https://www.rizon.net/chat at #mlpstreams )
in the meantime :)
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>>27545197
No post in /satyr/?
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>>27545302
now there is
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>>27545075
I am hype. Go on...
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>>27546011
Seconding.
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>>27545075
oh hell yes
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>>27545075
more please.
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>content
>the thread dies
wth swt
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>>27521840
>You see two colors flash before your eyes as you spiral out of the cockpit.
>Blue.
>Green.
>Blue.
>Green!
>You see large green spikes coming from the ground, about half as tall as you.
>You let go of a breath the you didn't know you were holding when your suit tells you the the air is breathable.
"Whew, that was a little closer than I would've preferred. How bad is the damage?"
>You check over yourself and find no major injuries. A scratch here and there, but they'll fade.
>You look back at your ship, and find that it didn't take as much of a beating as you thought.
>Yes, all the major systems are damaged, and the hull is dinged in quite a few places, but nothing that isn't repairable.
>Well, so long as you can find the parts to fix it on this planet.
>Looking around, you try and grasp a hold of your surroundings.
>It appears that you are on a large hill, everything nearby covered in the soft green spikes.
>The sky above you is a light blue, with a few wisps of white and gray dotting the horizon.
>Down the hill, you can see what appears to be a colony, with massive houses that could contain a small town of your kind each!
>Looking back at your ship one last time, making a mental list of what you'll need to repair it, your trot down to the town to make first contact with this race, termed "Equestrians."
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>>27550268
>"Darling, aren't you just the cutest little thing!" A large, white coated Equestrian with a purple mane spotted you on the street, and is now lifting you up about a meter off the ground, you sitting on the sole of her hoof.
"I will have you know that I am a professional space pilot and will not hesitate to retaliate against any hostile behavior."
>You try and put on a strong face, but the pony, about eight times your size is taking none of it.
>"And you have the highest pitched little voice!"
>Darn sound physics, why do they have to make you so... tiny.
>Well, you guess it does make sense, considering you ARE tiny.
>That doesn't make it fair though!
"Miss, I must ask you to unhoof me or I will be forced to use my advanced technology!"
>You activate the visor on your helmet for emphasis, creating a tiny 'clink!' sound.
>"Oh, your little helmet moves! I simply must show you to Twilight!"
>Of course she can't understand you. Hopefully you can find some way to lower your voice from squeaks to comprehensible voice. Maybe this Twilight pony can help...

Sorry I took so long. End of the school year is happening and my final projects are taking up a lot of time. Should be able to write more consistently in a week or so. This is probably all I'm writing for tonight, but I'll be able to do more soon. POSSIBLY one more update tonight, if I have time.
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don u die swt
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>>27551009
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Spider pony when?
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>>27551713
iirc, we've done that a few times, and they kinda never catch on
maybe you can buck the trend, potential-artist/writer
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>>27551804
I am a artist but my stuff sucks, I'll give it my best shot though maybe it'll be done around noon tomorrow
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>>27550277
Next part when?
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>>27551854
It might suck now, but if you keep practicing it'll get better. And you and i both know it's practically mandatory for artists to never be satisfied with their art.
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>>27551713
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>>27552343
Creepy
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>>27552343
does she make garments with her own silk? does it make her customers uncomfortable?
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>>27552343
would she be a st. andrew's cross?
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>>27552343
Arachnorarity is best rarity
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>>27489941
Who put my ugly ass 2013 art of my Lava lamp pony oc on here and why
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>>27553578
She's a cutie. You should draw more of her.
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>>27553764
Thank you! I will.
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