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>Gypsie ponies confirmed
>Pinkie is a pro sign flipper
What else is there to know?
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>>27611813
They're curry munchers, not theives.
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>>27611813
minuette is such a fucking bitch holy shit
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>>27611835
>not wanting to but useless shit from a street sales person who if you decline politely will just keep trying to shill it to you
You've never been to any places like Morocco, have you?
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Why do Rarity episodes tend to be the better written of the show?
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Because she's the second best character in the show.
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Because all the writers love her for some reason
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>>27611571
I think it's because Rarity episodes generally have more mature and relatable conflicts within them than the rest of the 6.
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Is he a black dude?
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>>27608958
No, he's a green Pegasus, you retard
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>>27608958
I dig it.
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>>27608958
Is OP a faggot?
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Frostbitten (CYOA) 2016-06-09 21:33:37 Post No.27605592
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It's too cold...
How did you get here? For the life of you, you can't remember your name. Did you have a family? Any friends? Did you have anyone in your life? If you did, their place as a memory in your brain has been wiped clean.
...Well, you're a stallion. And an earth pony, at that. You know that much.
You're thinking, so that's a good sign. At least you aren't brain-dead. If you were, though... could you even tell? Getting off topic there, stallion with no name... You need to think about why you're here. About why you're so numb you can't feel your own body. About why your nose is so stuffed up that you can barely breath. About how the howling wind is the only thing you can hear. About why you can only see light blue, faded, and blurred figures in the distance...
About why one of them is moving.
A barely audible and slightly high-pitched gasp is heard in the distance as a figure, presumably a pony, starts to gallop in your direction. A mare, judging by the sound she made. You could barely tell her apart from anything else.
>O-Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, th-they never get out this far!
...Definitely a mare. What did she mean by that, anyway?
You see her small hoof touch your neck. Checking for a pulse? Probably.
>H-He's still alive! I-I don't know how to handle this... Argh! For the love of Celestia, Misty! Get him on your back and quit talking to yourself!
Your vision shifts as she starts to haul you onto her back, grunting as she does so. You could probably feel it too if you didn't have a very likely case of frostbite.
And to add to that, now some overly-talkative mare has taken you in, Perhaps even saving your life... “What a great way to start the day.” you think as you feel everything start to fade. “Just perfect...”
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The sound of bubbling liquid drips into your eardrums as you slowly regain consciousness.
...Well, you're not dead yet.
You soon realize you can feel again. The feeling of a soft fur blanket laying over top of you giving you a slightly warm and comfy feeling. You feel like you could sleep here forever... probably not a good idea, though. You slowly open your eyes, looking forward to view a column of three small, empty wooden shelves, bolted onto what looks like... a wall of ice? Viewing the rest of the room, you can see that the walls, the ceiling, the floor... It is all made of ice.
Where in the hell could you be now?
The room itself contained what you might expect to find in a normal room. A wooden closet, a small metal chest, a desk with a random assortment of tailoring equipment like wool and a sewing machine... nothing out of the ordinary besides the fact that this place is made of ice.
Looking towards the ceiling, you see a small cog with what looks to be a fairly small, pink crystal attached to it via string. Perhaps it's purpose will come to you in the future.
Other than that, not much is interesting about the room itself besides the slightly ajar door, leaking orange, flickering light out of it. Probably fire. Fire. In a place made of ice. What a fantastic idea.
The shadow of a pony (presumably Misty, you recall) trots across the light, casting a shadow into the room. You can hear her humming to herself. Maybe out of happiness, maybe out of nervousness. Maybe both.
What do you choose to do?
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>>27605654
Tell her to shut up, you're trying to sleep forever.
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>>27605654
Call out.
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...ok then
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>>27602686
When this fandom dies I'll celebrate
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>>27602686
Even Rainbow Dash wants to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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FiMFiction Thread - Now with 59% more bad pencil drawings! 2016-06-09 03:45:14 Post No.27600486
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ITT: Sexual dysfunction, futa fics, lots and lots of futa discussion, 2nd person and anthro fics are always bad, Horrorology 101, people full of ideas don't write, Mr. Hands in Equestria, debating whether or not edgy horse fics can be done well, riffing horrible autistic garbage, writing fanfiction about shows you dislike, debating whether or not paragraphs should have intents or line breaks, painting the Mona Lisa with fecal matter.
Tired of the same old feature box bait? Burnt out after reading that turd about filly Nightmare Moon? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FIMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone will take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
Old thread: >>27508020
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>>27600131
>new chapter of Inter-Universal Politics
>half-changeling Twilight gets magically super-charged due to 1000s of people jerking off to r34 of her
Why was I under the impression that I-UP was considered a good story?
also pootaloo get
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>>27600512
It was. I don't know what the author was smoking this week, but he's often in this thread, so maybe he'll show up and tell us.
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Continuing this riff: >>27598278
>We watched the creature run back into the everfree forest, where it belongs, but I still couldn't shake off what it was.
A timber wolf. A wolf made of timber. This is Twilight's POV, isn't it? She shouldn't be this thick.
>It was also intelligent, knew how to fight, and was strong.
PFFFF. Oh, Twilight. If only you knew how horribly wrong you were. Then again, you are being used by a retarded fanfic author as a mouthpiece to aggrandize a Gary Stu, so I can't really blame you.
>"Rainbow, you okay?" I asked her in worry.
Redundant dialogue tags are redundant.
>She looked up at me and smiled, "I'm alright Twilight.
As anyone with skin thicker than rice paper should be.
>I returned her smile
because it came broken and with a two-year warranty
>and shook my head. Always trying to act tough as usual.
Looks like Twilight also hates the basic literary rule of 'show, don't tell'.
>"Girls, have a look at this!" We turned and saw Rarity levitating what looked like to be some kind of pendant.
Why? She has hands. Is Rarity such a lazy bitch that she can't bend over and grab the pendant? It'd give the author a perfect opportunity for some anthro-Rara fanservice.
>"What is it?" Pinkie asked looking at the pendant.
>"I’m not entirely sure, but it appears to be a pendant of some sort." Rarity answered.
The mane six are retarded, too. No surprise there. An author with a Gary Stu and no brains can really make his Stu stand out by knocking all the other characters down a peg. Or two. Or so many that they start getting blunt force trauma to the head.
>a young male creature of some kind and a female creature of the same strange species next to him.
This is written in POV. Twilight is an amateur scientist. She should be better at making observations than this.
>The boy was smiling, and looked liked he was laughing while hugging the female creature.
Tragically, that was the last time a female of the same species would ever touch him willingly.
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YOUGETTONAMETHEcyoa 11.5: Seriously hopefully the end now 2016-06-08 18:08:19 Post No.27596576
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Catch up on the Quest here: https://www.anonpone.com/longname/
Recap:
We invited Emberspark to the Dinner and visited our family asking them if they were proud of us
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>Looking down on the floor you scratch your head with one of your hooves
>Awkwardly ruffling your win- oh right, you don't have those.......yet
"You know, I haven't been really as good in school as you might have all wanted to...", you stop, looking at your father
>He just watches you deeply, not moving even so slightly. Your brother is also listening your conversation intensely
"But I want you to know, I always tried my best!", you stand up, almost knocking over the cups of tea on the table
>Once more, you awkwardly scratch your head, trying to find your words
"What I want to say is, well.... are you proud of me?", your immediately shake and grow smaller, avoiding eye contact with either
>2 hooves grabbing you from behind and pulling you close make you let out a high pitched "Eeeep!"
>And from in front of you, your father joins into the cuddle pile
>"Etherbreeze, sweetheart..... we never and I mean ABSOLUTELY NEVER have not been proud of you, just look at what you have become"
>He then cocks his head, "why would you even have to ask that? We love you after all"
>You feel like crying, your eyes getting wet, you embrace the two of them
>Is there anything you want to do? Time seems to be getting a bit short, the dinner is soon
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>>27596584
cry
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>>27596845
>Shaking your head you finish up the hug before giving your dad a small peck on his cheek
"Thanks dad, I really feel a lot better now.", you say as wiping away some of the tears that stream out of your eyes
>He just nods at you gives you a pat on the shoulder, "I'm glad...", is the only thing he says
>Your brother jumps in to hug you once again, "it's almost time for your dinner, isn't it? I'll miss you, sis", his voice is filled with sadness
>He lets you go shortly after though and you make your way over to the door as they both wave at you
>"I'll wish you best of luck with the dinner, sweetheart!", your dad calls after you as he wipes what might just be liquid pride away
"Thanks dad! Give mom my apologies, please!", you shout as you head out of the door and close it, quickly making your way down the stairs and out the hotel
>You trot a few steps but a voice makes you stop immediately... and freeze up
>"Etherbreeze! Etherbreeze, wait!", you barely believe your ears
>But turning your head, it is, in fact, your mother galloping down the stairs, running up to you
>Quite honestly, you are absolutely confused now
>The mare quickly makes her way over to you, completely exhausted even though it was just a rather short distance
>She walks over to a bench and gestures you to follow
>Doing as she asks, you sit down next to her, waiting for her to explode at you in a few moments
>But there's no rage, the word she speaks next are far more powerful: "E-etherbreeze, I am so sorry..."
>Her head falls into her hooves, tears streaming down her face
>You never saw your mother this... vulnerable
>What do you do?
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Ubermensch Anon: God I took way too long 2016-06-07 19:01:58 Post No.27588067
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Okay. Kinda have to start from scratch as two things happened. As many of those who followed the story know there was a couple of times I tried to revive it in various ways, AiE and just updating the pastebin was two of them but it just wasn't the same. So I put it on the back burner until I finished school.
The pastebin the story on is currently dead right now as I uh... lost the password. Funny but when school is pressing its cold hands around your throat things tend to slip your mind.
I'll start shortly after I make a new pastebin, I'll paste the story there itself but I plan on rewriting and fixing some grammar and literature of the story.
First Pastebin, http://pastebin.com/u/BigBlackButters
I'll post the new one shortly.
The fillers I WAS going to add will just be added throughout the summer, the story still has a bit to tell before I wrap it up.
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Nigger please tell me this isn't a joke. OH MY GOD PLEASE BE REAL.
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>>27588247
Far from it my man.
http://pastebin.com/u/UberBad
The new pastebin, I know there were some requests and other things like that years ago. If some of you guys could be as so kind as to refresh my memory of some of them I woud very much appreciate it.
Summary
> You are Anonymous, a mary sue in a magical realm of horses.
> Becoming a mary sue wasn't automatic though, it took tons of hard work and dedication.
> You were once a fat slob who wasn't motivated to do a damn thing but with the right trainer and tons of hard work you turned everything around.
> Now you're a champion of wanted and unwanted attention, having fought dragons, monsters, and the strangest of creatures and villains.
> Last time you were running Discords laundry, which proved to be much harder than previously thought as you are currently stuck in the wildest part of his realm.
> Oh and Celestia is there too for whatever reason.
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holy crap it's been sooo long.
it's probably going to take a long time for everyone to find the thread again.
Why does Hasbro seem so reluctant to touch on topics like death when other companies and cartoons with the same target audience, like Disney or SpongeBob, use it so often? Their target audience already knows about these more mature topics like physical violence and death. Why do they still insist on this?
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Well, I can answer the Disney one.
Disney has been around since the twenties. When there was less restrictions on cartoons (like letting cartoon characters drink) And, at this point Disney knows how to go to that live without crossing it.
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>>27581815
cuz you cant have death in a TV-Y show.
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>>27581835
Huh, that makes sense. I wonder why though Hasbro wants so badly to avoid any death or physical violence of any kind. Spike could of slapped some sense into Twily all those times she was being an idiot.
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>"Anon please!! Watch your language around the foals!
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>>27581800
"Whoops, sorry about that; I'm not around kids very often so I tend to be a bit more loose with my language. Sorry."
>Apologies were exchanged
>Misunderstandings were cleared
>Today was an alright day
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>>27581800
Well golly gee, all I said was "dagnabbit!"
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>>27581800
"My fuckin' bad, ma'am, they keep telling me I gotta watch that shit. Guess I gotta get my ass to confession next Sunday."
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Find a flaw
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>No hooves
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>>27581425
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are there
Fucking gross
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What would be your reaction when Chrysalis threatens Flurry Heart, then Shining and/or Cadance completely vaporizes her?
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"Murder counter in a family show is now up to two total. Of course that's assuming that blast didn't thin out Chrysalis's numbers. Overall evaluation, good job."
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>>27581366
What would be your reaction when Flurry Heart meets her changeling half sibling since Shiney obviously fucked Chrissy when she was taking Candy ass's place?
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we're back!
http://pastebin.com/LVrfCvRd
Since details are very important in the CYOA, a summary would not be very effective in being a detective, but so for you have.
the case file.
http://pastebin.com/zchLzsDG
gotten a case.
decided you needed motive.
went to the crime scene.
got a lead to a bar the client frequents.
went to the bar.
talked around.
got the case file from the cops.
it's nearly empty, but there are leads.
>you're sitting in your office, case file entirley read infront of you.
>the radio is playing an old hit from 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKBjGdDVPiA
>your parent's love this song.
>your move.
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>>27581084
your skills are
1) Visualize - Visualize what the murder might've been like based on the evidence you have.
2) Empty
3) Empty
You're carrying (for a weapon) a Colt Model year 1911.
You're wearing your regular detective drags.
Inventory:
Cigarettes (11)
box of matches.
Wallet (24 Bits, regular fixings for a wallet)
deck of cards.
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picture of what bolts looks like.
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>>27581130
I think we were going to continue reading from the file.
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No more Mane 6, she's the new Mane 7th pony.
>discuss
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>>27580898
Kill yourself.
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>>27580898
She will be at the end of the season, but not yet.
By the way, you're going to get a LOT of hate from Boring 6 faggots and shimmerfaggots. Just a warning.
