Apple-Ghost could have easily raped Snowfall here
>>27803935
Twilight Sparkle could have easily raped Rainbow Dash here.
Nyx could've easily raped Spell Nexus here.
Ponyville could have easily raped us here
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY?
>>27803766
/futaloo
THESE WOUNDS
Pinkie Pie Swear/Matt R has pulled all the videos of his channel. I believe an archive is in order. Discuss your opinions on it or post "literally who".
>>27803744
>no more Trixie's Good Side
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Also, he's made them private. They're not necessarily gone.
>>27803791
"Pulled" wasn't the right word.. Still.
>>27803744
Fug.
Please tell me he is not going full SGaP mode.
>humans are incapable of breeding with ponies
>you can still fuck them, and your waifu is loyal to you
>you marry your waifu
>you and your waifu want children
>the only option is artificial insemination
Who is your waifu and which stallion, or dragon, or draconequus, or other creature compatible with ponies do you choose to be the sperm donor?
>>27803738
>you and your waifu want children
Speak for yourself I'd rather kill myself than have children.
>>27803738
I'm pretty sure Twi could think up a spell to make my semen pony-fertilizable then inseminate my waifu. Or she could turn me into a pony, bone my waifu, then turn back into a human.
>>27803738
>Who is your waifu
Dash
>and which stallion
Probably Soarin
Would you pour this inside you?
Would you like to have a pony living inside your body?
You people are fucking insane
>>27803697
I would enjoy voring her and pissing her out.
>>27803697
No. I don't have a degenerate vore fetish.
>inb4 "b-but we're all degenerates, a-anon!"
Why do I feel so bad for her?
Why do I feel so bad for her?
>>27803584
Stay in your dead character general, faggot.
>>27803598
Go play out in traffic.
>>27803584
Because she's cute and you want to protect that smile.
Tiny ponies
Imagine a tiiiny pony just trying to snuggle you, but they can't because you're so big! So they're just trying their darndest anyways and hugging onto the collar of your t-shirt.
>>27803699
I'd be too afraid to squish them.
>>27803717
Don't worry, they'll just sit in your hair whilst you use the computer. Make a tiny pony nest in there.
Draw your best MS Paint pone.
I drew cunt horse.
>>27803226
>>27803226
i gave it more time than I should
>"Rarity For You!"
What did she mean by this?
>>27802967
That Rarity is a big guy.
>>27802967
Store for for big mares only.
>>27802967
Brothel full of Rarity cosplayers
As we've seen in the show, ponies have weapons. They have been shown with spears, cuties marks of bows, crossbows, etc.
And also, it has been shown that ponies also have 1800's-esque technology, such as trains, steam powered things and even some 1900's tech, such as microphones.
So what do you think, do ponies only have medieval weapons such as spears and bows, or do they have guns and howitzers?
>pony will never fire an anthrax shell into your house while you sleep
>>27802868
the bigger question is, do they really need it? I mean, who could possibly attack them? and since the show is about friendship, I doubt anything would invade them
>>27802906
Those fucking ziggers, of course
Why didn't zephyr breeze threaten to kill himself if they tried to kick him into the street?
Thats what I did and it works wonders with my parents.
>>27802861
Kill yourself.
>>27802875
I will when I'm homeless :^)
He did.
You can be with Pinkie Pie but the downside is you have to be poor and work a minimum wage job for a year.
>>27802458
But OP, I already am poor and work a minimum wage job...
>>27802458
So the only thing that's changed is that now I get to hang with Pinkie Pie? Alright
>>27802458
Poor and minimum wage? That's a promotion to me!
What websites and places do you browse for ponies /mlp/?
>>27802129
/mlp/
Why would I use anything else?
>>27802129
Derpibooru just for the porn. There's no reason to use it for anything else unless you enjoy SJW mod cock in your mouth.
>>27802129
Tumblr
Equestria Daily
Derpibooru
Grinder
Bronymate
"Two episodes a day keeps the fan of the fandom away"
For the last five months we have been rewatching the show from Season 1. Right now we are watching two episodes every Sunday and in order. Join us! It's free!
Since there will not be episodes on Saturdays for a few weeks, we will start rewatching also on Saturdays. That makes it four episodes per weekend, two on Saturdays and two on Sundays.
In around 3:00 hours, at --23:00 Central Europe Time, 17:00 East US Coast Time-- we will watch the episode together through a Synctube-like website called watch2gether. Link to the room is below.
>>>>>https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc
Today we will watch Twilight Time (season 4 episode 15) written by Dave Polsky and It Ain't Easy Being Breezies (season 4 episode 16) written by Natasha Levinger
The stream will begin, as I said, at --23:00 Central Europe Time, 17:00 East USA Coast Time-- right here.
If you want to watch the episodes right now:
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1rsera_my-little-pony-fim-s4e15-twilight-time-1080p-hd_shortfilms
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3fidne_my-little-pony-hd-season-4-episode-16-it-ain-t-easy-being-breezies-s04e16-720p-full_tv
You can always download the episodes here:
> https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
I know I said we would also watch episodes on Saturdays but I don't know If I will be able to do it.
busy summer?
>>27801826
Kind of. But if someone want's to do the Saturdays for me, I'm fine with that.
>always late for the threads
Thank fuck for filters, i can't wait
going to draw a oc for myself since am new in this pony worshipping cult. any tips for making a character?
>>27801763
Don't fuck up
>>27801763
don't nigger it up you nigger
>>27801763
>>27801771
>Don't
ftfy