You came back from work. It's been a hard day and the only thing that keeps you awake is the vision of your wife and kids waiting for you at home. Once there, she greets you with a forced smile and a kiss so sweet yet so bitter that you can physically realize something's wrong. You ask her what happened.
>Nothing dear, really.
You don't buy it and demand answers. She keeps evasive, but after about half an hour she takes the kids to their bedroom.
>Anon, I don't know where to start
"What can be so wrong that she's all like this?" you think.
She starts crying in a very emotional way. She's doing her best to hold back the tears before telling you what happened. You feel the cold sweat in your back as heavy as lead.
You hug her and softly but firmly and tell her "honey, I'm here. Everything's going to be fine" in an effort to make her feel more comfortable.
>You know I went to my pap smear yesterday. After the test, the doctor said he'd like me to have a blood tes- I CAN'T DO THIS
She burst in tears. She can't hold it anymore.
>Dear,I'm HIV positive. I don't know how or when, but that's how it is. I'm going to die.
What would you do?
HIV isn't necessarily a death sentence senpai
>>27779636
Find a cure
>>27779636
What the fuck
By the look of their faces you can surely say, someone was inside someone
>>27779145
I would
>Cumming in apple pone.
Ew. Gross.
>>27779145
you had an average, ordinary pony. now you have worst pony, gj op, you fucked up
What is your favorite pre-FiM incarnation of pone?
>>27778967
G3.5 ofc
Which waifufags can't handle the banter most?
>>27778603
Spikefags
>>27778603
Flutterfags, Rarafags and Dashfags.
Why did the SpikeLight threads stop? We need to bring it back
>>27778274
Nyxlight > Spikelight
>>27778274
I'm 100% up for this
>>27778274
Because if a ship that can work out with gradual incline and actual story-based formations ever pops here, people usually ignore it, especially when it includes any ass-backwards character that can be formed with a ship like this.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/06/new-summaries-appear-for-episodes-14.html
Hahahah Nyxfags get BTFO!
>>27778057
More like
>DASHFAGS btfo
>>27778057
>Hating Daring Do
I'm gonna have to smack a bitch
>>27778057
>inb4 entire episode is writers on damage control for shilling toys and shitty resolutions
You suddenly find yourself in a hiatus in the middle of the summer. What do you do?
>>27777917
Encourage OP to an hero.
>>27777917
Shitpost.
>>27777917
clop
There won't be a season7. This is going to be confirmed at SDCC, but here's the fact: Toys, Movie, a fourth EQG... And it will all be over.
Nyx will be canon before MLP ends
>>27777902
>you will never give Tara a hamburger to recite sexy lines in Twilight's voice
>the ride
>over
Hooray for alternating quests!
Why should you play this CYOA? Who doesn't want to be a Sireneâ„¢.
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You can also catch up on Anonpone: https://www.anonpone.com/alchemy2/
What did we do?
>We met a stupid bat that tried to rob us
>Defended ourselves
>Got flashbanged
>Chased her off
>Went into the forest
>Met some hungry timberwolves
>Jumped into a river
>Woke up close to a town
>We are currently doing business
>>27547651
>>27547662
"I-I'm sorry I don't have any money with me right now", you apologize to the mare
>She immediately gives you a look of disbelieve, followed by an angry glare
>Holding up a hoof you respond quickly though: "B-but I know how to g-get some! C-can you please hold on to the items for me?"
>The mare doesn't stop glaring at you, "what are you planning, whoring yourself out? Not interested", she remarks coldly
>Shaking your head you explain to her how you have your stuff a bit outside of the town and that you left it there to dry
>Her expression softens and she nods after hearing this, "alright, I'll hold onto this. Hurry up though, will ya?"
>With a smile you nod, and turn around, hopping out of the store while waving a hoof
>You quickly trot down the the dirt road between the houses, most ponies ignoring your presence
>Until a voice stops young voice stops you from behind: "Why do you look like a fish?", the what you suspect to be a filly asks curiously
>You should get the money quickly, do you have time to deal with a filly?
>What do you even respond, how would you even explain being a seapone to a young pony
>Maybe it'd be better to just ignore her and continue on with your path?
>>27777731
We can talk and walk at the same time.
>>27777731
I look like a fish because I'm a siren, I was born that way!
Most overrated pony in the show?
>>27777139
Sunset shimmer
Seafood Dinner
Hey /mlp/ is this even still a thing. like where did all of you go
>>27776911
Mods have been destroying our liberties, they have started to ban a lot of shit just cause.
Apparently they are trying to push us out slowly.
>>27778570
Where will /mlp/ migrate if this happens?
>>27778652
Nowhere to go, only places left are ponychan (now dead, may revive if that happens though) and the the other chan 4+4 full of risky shit, slow and with a bad design..
Sorry i'm the hayastan, I am to learning the englis lenguage, sorry for the shit post if you have not understandment.
I'm to watch the board of 4chan from one year, i have learning the english thanks to you, by the way
I love my waif, she is beautiful and you must stop the hat of her that she have the cunt vaginal, she is cute. She is a good charecter.
Also you have stopping the thing that she was a man, she isn't, because she have the pussy in middle of legs!
Also she is not lesbiner, she likes not the woman like the gorg to eat.
Thank you
Aleksandr
>>27776830
dashfags everyone
>>27776830
>understandment
Trying way too hard, dude.
>>27776830
Don't worry man, your English is a lot better than that of average Dashfag's.
Welcome to the board!
>Supports blatant gentrification.
>Supports a bureaucracy which is not in any way merit based.
>Came about as close as you could to white washing their culture because it didn't fit in.
Once again Rarity proves what a terrible heartless monster she is by siding with the establishment and supporting the aristocracy overtaking the culture of Canterlot.
For a land that's supposed to be this perfect little fantasy land, it sure is becoming more and more seeded with cultural subversion of the lower class.
I'll be honest, I've hated Rarity since season 1 when she was just making these fancy ass dresses and giving them away for free because as we all know, she's just a wealthy fucking aristocrat just like the rest of the snobs who can just throw money away.
You heard it here kids, the only way to be cool and fit in is to have lots and lots of money.
What's that? Wanna be generous like Rarity? Better get a high paying job or be born into wealth, otherwise you might as well not even bother.
And they say this show is for kids baka..
>>27776698
rarity a shit, but she was born into a hick family. now shes a rich entrepreneur with 3 businesses.
capitalism.
>>27776788
>HICK FAMILY
Everyone says this but you're FUCKING WRONG.
Rarity CLEARLY HAS AN UPPER MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY.
Jesus fucking Christ how can you even be so stupid?
>>27776812
The lower middle class have difficulty placing any other class frankly.
Have you met my wife?
>>27776511
You mean that drawing on your computer screen?
>>27776521
yes he meant that
>>27776511
have you contemplated your existence today?
here is to hope someone get a hepts telling you to end it
The Mane 6 discover Buzzfeed and take their privilege quiz:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you?utm_term=.owkRxzxda#.kf5p6x6RX
>Assuming they didn't die of cancer shortly afterwards, who scored the highest IYO? On a scale of 0 (least) to 100 (most)
>Taking into account their background, societal role, etc.
>Most questions obviously don't apply, so we'll just have to assume things, like that Rainbow Dash has been called "a dyke" many times
>>27776466
rd got a 78, but I didn't include things like "I got called a dyke", because I've never seen that in the show. Discrimination doesn't really seem like and Equestrian thing.
>>27776466
Buzzfeed couldn't exist in Equestria because cancer isn't a canon disease in FIM