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>No canada day thread
Where are my fellow canadians?
Let's celebrate!
Eeeeehhhhhhh
Eh?
>>27786341
>A FUCKING LEAF
Would you fall in love with a vampire pony?
>>27785875
no, necrophilia isnt my fetish.
>>27785875
i would let vampire fluttershy drink a little of my blood every night so that she doesn't have to hurt anyone else, but not enough that i'll fugging die.
>>27785881
They're not dead, just...mostly dead
>>27785299
I wanna pump my seed into Sunset and make babby.
>>27785299
That torso is horrible.
>>27785299
>that pic
That's not how anatomy works. I hate this thread
How do they react?
>One flew over the cuckoo's nest
>"Oh no. No no no. Oh sweet Luna no, they did THAT to him...those sorry sons of..."
>>27783885
>Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
>"Is your favorite movie a love story? Don't you have adventure movies where you come from?"
"To the pain means that the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose."
"Then my tongue, I suppose? I killed you too quickly last time, a mistake I don't intend to duplicate."
"I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right."
"And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it."
"WRONG. Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
"I think you're bluffing."
"It's possible, pig. It is conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all."
>Her face when
"Drop. Your. Sword."
>Twilight
>Django Unchained
>"Why were the dark skinned humans enslaved, Anon?"
"Because Twilight,They Wuz Kangz n' Sheit
>>27783824
Here you go anon
To make sure each poster get's to fap, posts with no pone will be skipped.
After my trip got this one colored.
All safe and work-friendly.
NSFW at: http://nsfwcartoonhorses.tumblr.com/post/146713839451/the-european-version-here
Comic Archive at: http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/tagged/apa
Grate work
>>27777490
Man, so he can only make them 50% less attractive if he lays with them?
>>27777504
73% maybe
>Ponk waives around a pregnancy test
>it's positive
What will you do now?
>>27777099
That's impossible, none of us here will ever have sex
>>27777099
Marry her and take care of our family
>>27777099
This wouldn't ever happen since she doesn't exist.
Sleeping Filly: >>27688675
>So what is this thread about?
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human, Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, cuteness, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Dropobox:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra and President Clop to add!
First for fillies
So do you guys uh...like Rainbow Dash, or what?
>>27770399
I tolerate her
>>27770399
She's my favorite.
>>27770399
She's alright. I really like Dashfags, though. They're the best group of M6fags, in my opinion. Helpful and dedicated, and even their shitposters are clever and funny.
last thread died, so allow a new one to be made.
>Purpose:
to repost old MLP Greentext stories or create new ones in order to be capped for future use.
>Rules
Must be pony related.
No r34 images (Stories are fine as long as they do not include a pornographic image. If the image is censored out then its good)\
Allow me to post the first memory....
>>27769435
op u shoulda posted more shit bud
Isn't this what the Best of /mlp/ or ylyl threads are for?
>>27770865
This doesn't necessarily have to be funny, or the best. This has been made so that new greens of any type can be made, and we look and remember/ read older ones.
What accent does Applejack have? West Virginia or Texan?
>>27769277
>West Virginia
Funny you should mention that.
apple in S1
apples in later seasons
>>27769314
What am I looking at?
Claim your waifu thread.
RULES:
Only trips can steal a waifu
If your waifu has been claimed, you may claim an alternate version of her (filly, edgy, monster etc.)
Only one waifu may be claimed per person
Backup waifus are a sin. If you have a backup waifu, leave immediately.
>>27767003
Claiming Sunbutt.
claiming rarity
Everything is horrible.
The whole world is doomed.
We're all gonna die.
Your waifu isn't real.
Hey guys, I'm from /tv/, and I heard bronies and baneposters have quite a big overlap.
If that's true, how's about a /mlp/ themed baneposting thread?
>>27766019
Uh, you don't get to bring friends
>>27766032
They are NOT my friends.
Octavia is a britbong
>my headcanon is a factEqG isn't canon, btw
And OP is a, a Nigga lovin' Jew.
>>27764663
Donkey
CASE FILE : NORTHERN EXCURSION
FOR PRIVILEGED EYES ONLY
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/northern
Recap.
After bringing back Pyrite from the other outpost, they placed him into the heater to warm him up. Cherry Blossom cracks under the stress and anxiety of everything happening, and asks to be picked up by the transport. Rem, hoping to learn what the sphere has actually affected, asks the team to get tested for any abnormalities. They all show green across the board. Rem however, does not. The machine confuses her for having unicorn, pegasi and earth pony DNA, as well as some cells acting "cancerous". It's at this point, that Pyrite speaks up from inside the heater...
PRAISE BE
>>27764517previous post
"I-I've been better..."
>Sea Foam: "Did, did something happen?"
"I have no idea."
>Mera: "What is wrong?"
"W-we don't know."
You look down at your hooves.
Are you going to change into... something else?
Are you dangerous?
Are you going to turn into the same thing as Pyrite?
Mera shifts her body.
>Mera: "Mother."
"Yes?"
She points to the heater.
You turn to look.
Heavy, labored breathing comes from the inside.
>Pyrite: "You... you have touched... the sphere..."
>>27764542
a couple of us have, yes.