I want to stick my penis in Dash's boipussy.
>>27816064
Anon, Rainbow Dash is female.
>>27816096
Proof?
>>27816099
You can search for that.
What do you think the Ponies' drug/drink of choice would be?
Without a doubt, worst Pony drinks herself shitfaced at night and hits Apple Bloom.
>>27815962
applejack daniel because apple
>>27815962
why would twilight sparkle go out of her way to hit applebloom when she has spike nearby?
>>27815962
>Without a doubt, worst Pony drinks herself shitfaced at night and hits on Apple Bloom.
Ftfy
/mlp/tan thread
>>27815737
nice 5
This is still a thing?
>>27816647
it is when artists are around.
/mlp/ play it?
No. It's haraam.
>playing any other GTA than San Andreas
ayyyyy
>>27815542
>playing gta
>not saints row
Do you think Equestria is such a wonderful place to live because they euthanise all the autistics and spergs or treat them like slaves? I think so.
But Dash wasnt euthanized.
>implying cyan and purpel aren't autists
>implying equestria is a wonderful place
It's a medieval kingdom with no actual science or automation populated by subhuman semi-intelligent horses.
>>27815209
Spike is like 12. They're treating him like you would a younger brother.
From 1-300, how hard would you go to town on r63 Blueblood?
>>27814963
I would go to>>27791283
>>27814963
301
Oh god, I can't stop thinking about this horse. I've gone three nights with very little sleep because I simply can't stop thinking about her.
Somebody please help me.
>>27814745
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hpzRcjTSSok
>>27814745
she is really beautiful, it's understandable
>>27814745
She is not real.
I am asking you for a gift, /mlp/.
My 21st birthday is in ~82 minutes. Sadly, my circadian rhythm is the most sensitive pussy on the planet and, as such, I can not afford to stay up for very long to fellowship with my fellow horsefuckers.
I won't be doing much for my birthday; I don't put much stock into holidays, especially this one. But if Anon cares to make this day even remotely special for me, there is something that can be done.
In stead of posting my favorite pony or doing me favors, tell me about something that justifies your will to live. Something that fulfills you, amuses you, occupies your time. Your favorite pone, your favorite green. Maybe how you make your hobbies pone related, even in the smallest of waysbecause threads have to be pone related.
If you don't want to go through the effort, or you can't think of anything, just throw a dart at your hard drive and show me the first pone related thing you think of. It would be nice to wake up tomorrow to some pure hugboxing and concentrated pone.
If not, thanks to every sorry son of a bitch who contributes to /mlp/ and keeps me coming back. Vidya is nice, women are fun, mother nature has her perks. But only you shitstains are good enough for me to come back to when all else fails.
TL;DR: Post your favorite pone related content and maybe tell me why you like them.
>>27814614
>tell me about something that justifies your will to live
it's life, bruh. Life of all kinds are precious, especially human life, and no matter how bad it gets, there's always a chance it will get better. There's very little will to life involved, as life should not require much will to sustain.
favorite pone is Octavia btw. I'm a /mu/tant who started on /mlp/, and always liked her portrayal as a mature, professional cellist.
>being this much of a self pitying edgelord
Grow the fuck up faggot and have some applejack. She's my waifu because she's no nonsense and is kawaii as fuck
Shut up.
1. Do you have an imaginary pony friend that you talk with regularly?
2. If yes, how as your life changed since you acquired your imaginary pony friend? If no, what is wrong with you?
>>27814480
If you don't have a pony tulpa, please answer "no" to the first question.
>>27814492
Tulpas aren't real my man.
>>27814496
>tulpas aren't real
>imaginary friends aren't real
No kidding.
They're still fun, reasonable, helpful, and all-together worthwhile. I'm not sure how much it really matters that they're not "real".
Hey retard-nation, how is everyone doing today?
How is your cancer doing? Does it hurt? I hope so
>>27814333
>thumbnail
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>wasted trips
Apply kill to self.
Pool's closed due to AIDS.
>>27814351
>>27814367
I don't choose trips
Drips choose me
Also post Toys and Merch here.
Just posting an update on my ongoing work with painting panties on little girls toys thereby ruining their resell/gifting value. This one is going to be kind of different. I wont be painting panties on this Dashie (ill wait till they release the Canterlot Fall Formal Dash for that) instead ill be correcting this Dashie to make her design more inline with her everyday clothing, removing these stupid ass shorts and replacing them with sexy streamline bike shorts. Granted I don't have a skirt to go with this Dash but Ill figure that out later.
You'll note I've started by clipping and shaving the plastic off her right leg. This is easier than expected. The plastic is quite rubbery and easy to clip off. The next step is sanding and buffing.
>>27814280
look at this shit.
Painting this is going to be an absolute disaster. and whats worse It looks like they didn't bother to fix it in the future iterations of Dash. Why did they go to so much trouble to make these figures fairly accurate and cute but fail Dash so hard?
>>27814280
MODS
>>27814562
What? Shes a toy, poping a head off is no problem.
Post background ponies
>>27814011
ebin
>>27814019I'm sorry.
In memory of Zesty Gourmand
1945-2016
One of the most influential food critics in Canterlot for decades, Ms. Gourmand was found dead in her penthouse apartment Saturday night, shortly after leaving an unknown back alley restaurant on the city's lower east side. Gourmand's body was found in her mother-of-pearl bathtub with multiple cuts across the hooves. Police have so far ruled out foul play and attribute the cause of her death to "being a giant attention whore." She is survived by no one.
>>27813924
She had shit taste.
>>27813932
>Thread
>>27813932
>disrupting a memorial
lel
Good night /mlp/
>>27813747
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>27813747
>no :3c
kill yourself
N8 M8
So this crazy bitch that lived next to you when you were like 8 years old and you barely knew shows up one day and tells you how she wanted your dick so bad that she created a cult and Tried to destroy the timeline after you moved away.
How do you handle this?
>>27813480
Marry her immediately
>>27813491
This.
>>27813537
>>27813491
what part of "don't stick it in the crazy" don't you understand?