>go to college
>a stranger mentions /mlp/ and it's the best board ever it feels like you're on meth
>says it makes you a better person you can change your personality in many ways that it make people IRL hard to describe about you & your original self
>mfw this i
>>27808793
Talking to yourself again, OP?
>>27808793
You should have jumped in and told him to shut the fuck up.
>>27808799
I'm bored
Which do you choose?
>>27808764
The canon version which is neither a stuttering sperg nor a "oh look at me so oblivious teehee" slut.
>>27808803
Ever heard of this thing called fun? You should try it rather than sucking it out of the thread
>>27808764
I'd fuck them both.
What wentright
>>27808640
he gave Applejack an orgasm during the ep, that was pretty rad
This
and this
Bimbo thread?
>>27808619
Bambi thread?
>>27808619
>Absolutely oversexualized
>Sameface
>Samebody
>>27808619
Wumbo thread?
>Please stop touching me there.
>>27808318
Ok, I didn't like touching youreyeanyway, it's wet and jelly
>>27808318
It's okay, Twilight. I am a vet and am merely giving you a thorough examination.
Now open you mouth so I can inspect your teeth.
>>27808318
*boops her again*
>>You will be allowed to enter Equestria...
>Anon's eyes were drawn to the sight just behind the great white mare blocking his way.
>The town of Ponyville is a small cluster of brightly colored, half-timber buildings in the distance.
>>...if you but accept me into your heart as your God, Anon.
>Caught off guard, Anon shifts his attention back to the white mare Alicorn in front of him.
>>Incredulous "W-what do you mean?"
>Celestia flashes her most welcoming smile, inviting Anon to lower the mental barriers he built up over the years.
>Her voice is warm and soft - contrasting the deep implications of her words.
>>I wish for you to surrender your soul so that you may live on and be happy, Anonymous.
>Anon was at a loss for words.
>Celestia pushed on with care in her explanation.
>>Given your predicament, beliefs, and attitudes...I determined you would respond favorably to a direct request to help you.
>No longer reeling, Anon's patent anger catches up to the situation.
>He points at the talking horse accusingly.
>>"I don't need goddamn 'salvation' from a stupid horse! This-"
>Anon sweeps his hands around at the lush, quiet landscape exaggeratingly.
>>"-is all nonsense created by my weak, dying mind!"
>Celestia's smile weakens and her voice tenses.
>>All of this is quite real, Anon.
>Anon scoffs but is cut short by a sharp pain in his chest.
>>"Agh!"
>He stumbles to his knees and grabs at his chest, breathing heavily.
>There is a faint beeping noise originating from everywhere it seems.
>Celestia stoops to meet face to face.
>Anon feels her words to be sincere and urgent despite his reservations.
>>The chance for eternal life is real.
>The beepings come more frequent now and Anon is having difficulty thinking clearly despite being in a "dream-"
>>Mutters fearfully "Why do I feel pain, though?"
>He blocks out Celestia's gentle pleas as he tries to work out everything in his mind:
>The beeping.
>The pain.
>The beautiful talking horse asking him to give his /soul/ to her.
>Afraid now, Anon looks up into the mare's deep purple eyes.
>>"I-I'm dying."
>She only nods to confirm his grim revelation.
>>"I DON'T WANT TO DIE."
>Celestia presses her muzzle to comfort the distraught Anon. She whispers in his ear.
>>You don't have to die.
>He closes his eyes, still unwilling to the end.
>>You only need to accept me.
>
>>27808288
>>27808290
Would you like to accept Celestia as your lord and savior, anon?
>>27808343
Yes.
Over the last few weeks, you have been having chatroom sessions with an mlp character over the internet. Things have become sexually charged and you are now on your way to meet them for a one night stand. Your roll will determine who that character is.
If the character is of age, you will have a pleasant night getting it on with them. However, if the character is underage, Chris Hansen will walk in and offer you a seat. You will be arrested and appear on TV for all your friends and family to see.
Is it worth the risk?
>>27808196
YES
ROLLIN
Rolling.
>>27808196
Roll
Three months of summer hotness
>>27807917
And bullshit hiatus
>>27807917
We've kept our plushies washed and warmed
>>27807917
And one okay holiday
Let's have one of these
>>27807881
Hey that's pretty gud
Which episode is the most forgettable for each respective season?
>>27807763
You forgot to add
>pic unrelated
>>27807763
1- "A Bird in the Hoof," "Owl's Well That Ends Well"
2- "The Cutie Pox", ""Family Appreciation Day"
3 - "Just for Sidekicks" ,
4- "Daring Don't
5- "The Hooffields and McColts"
6- "Spice Up Your Life"
>>27807763
All of the episodes past S2.
What is /mlp/ listening too?
Battle Against a True Hero
The Yellow Rose of Texas. You?
>>27807661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1zhx4EJK9c
Yes, I know. Trap music, I'm a faggot.
Reminder that Past Sin's 5 year anniversery is on the 18th of July (14 days away)
Every day till it happens :^)
Great thread, so proud of you!
>>27807664
Just wait till September friendo! I just CAN'T REMEMBER
>>27807676
what happened?
cute pony gifs
Hey guys this run comes up on GDQ in an hour, are you gonna pick?
>>27807293
There's noway in hell these look legit. Rarity looks overpriced as hell while ponks are being underselled. Who the hell decided these numbers?
>>27807396
These are donations for SGDQ, this is how much money people donated for each one.
>>27807426
How many people donated for this. Also have a ponks.
You and your waifu/husbando switch bodies. You now live their life and they live yours. What happens?
>>27806607
>[autistic screaming from canterlot can be heard for miles around]
Immediately start rubbing myself. Lyra would probably start jacking off.
>>27806607
>waifu becomes a 31yr old chainsmoking autist with a shitty job still iving at home
>what happens
Suicide, most likely.