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>>29226349
Appul.

>>29226349
I vote Applejack, seems like it could be interesting

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>>29226355
>>29226388

YOU are Applejack, the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies.

Or at least you were. At the moment you aren't feeling quite yourself. You're not sure what you feel like, but whatever it is, it's too small, short a couple of limbs, has a hideously deformed face, and, most importantly, is hatless.

The good news is that you don't need a mirror or a peek in the nearby ocean or something to have a good idea of what you look like. The bad news is that this is because you're staring at a half-dozen critters that look like you feel. The weird news is that their coloration is very familiar.

[Select HETEROGENOUS or HOMOGENOUS distribution of sponies. With heterogenous distribution, spony subspecies are sorted into like groups, and your initial group will consist entirely of earth sponies. With homogenous distribution, spony subspecies are deliberately intermixed, and your initial group will contain all three tribes. Note that all of the Mane Six are present; this choice decides their initial distribution.]

>>29226143
>rape

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>>29226148
>Equestria
>dual monarchy
>lots of resources
I have come to the conclusion that the ponies need some freedom.

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>>29226143
>What happens?
Depends on the answers to several questions:

1. Do the dragons side with Equestria?
2. If so do the Equestrian's realise the massive air power advantage this gives them?

If the answer to both of these questions is yes, then pic related is likely to be the answer.

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>>29214920
Hakumen?

You smile towards Nifty Ribbon tenderly, like an older sibling would, “Sure there is use to doing something you’re bad at; it’s to get good at it! You won’t be able to ride a bicycle without learning it first, same is to things like climbing, reading, walking and, of course, singing!”

The young filly grimaces back at you, “You know that’s not true, I mean – not completely. You don’t have to learn and struggle to get good at your special talent from zero, sure, to be even better at it but not from nothing!”

“Your talent might not be just your old-fashioned “good at singing”, Nifty,” you smirk in a recollection, “I wonder why I never told you or everypony else at the class how I got my Cutie Mark. When I was a little filly I loved music, adored it. I thought it was my joy, my destiny. Thing was, I failed at every instrument I played and have I tried everything.”

“Even organ?” she asks with a suspicious narrow of her eyes.

“Only once, but yes; it wasn't until later I finally realized my true talent was conducting the very instruments I've failed at, and I haven’t even tried that until much later. So close and yet so completely different, do you not agree with me? Our destiny and the cutie marks that represent that can be so odd and wonderful, Nifty Ribbon.”

“Right,” she sighs and tilts his head backwards, “Right. But then... why are you not conducting now, teacher?”

“I-”

You wish to respond, really, but your dry throat rashes and, then, there’s a silent, invisible assault. You feel as if your entire body begins to crumble and your very soul rips and rends from the daggers of the eldritch presence. You feel your positive emotions twisting into hollow existence and outburst of anger, sadness and pure, barren despair. Then, you are able to hear, or feel, the disappearing zing of the Crystal Heart. Something is not right at the pedestal.

Nifty Ribbon can sense it, too; her eyes are lifted in horror towards the misleadingly tranquil crystal castle.

>What do you do now?

>>29115151
One alarm you didn't expect to be there and suddenly you're getting swarmed by several baker's dozens worth of guards.
You haven't even found the recipe yet.
Tri tossed you a pudding cup after you took a nasty snoot boop, and you practically inhale the thing, eager to get up and moving again.
He's gonna get on your butt afterward for eating too fast again, but given the circumstances, hopefully he won't be too harsh on you.
You climb to your hooves, feeling much more refreshed.
First things first though.
An orange glow wraps itself around your horn as you pick up and toss the empty pudding cup into a little trash can.
Now you're ready.
>"Enjoy your snackie?" Ward teases from above. A suction cup dart misses her and sticks into the ceiling. She pays it no mind. "Don't exert yourself. You don't wanna get a tummyache so soon after having just laid on it."
Tri retreats past you to pick up some ammo, the guards too distracted by the blue-toned pegasus styling on them to chase after him.
>"She's right, you know," he says, completely serious. "Pudding is supposed to make you feel better. And even if you're feeling better now, you still have to be careful. Sometimes the tummyache is worse than what you needed the pudding for in the first place!"
"I'm not gonna get a tummyache," you grumble, shooting a glare at Ward.
Maybe you'll call her a butt later.
Yeah, that'll show her.
Thankfully, it seems Tri didn't hear. He's too focused on reloading the recycled darts back into his gun.
You're not gonna get a tummyache.
Ward calls out to you.
>"There's a bunch more of them trying to get through the front entrance and I don't have nearly enough water balloons left to deal with them. Now come on! What's the plan?"

>>29115154
Look around for a 'Closed' or 'Do not enter!' sign, or anything we can do to make one in a hurry.

There's no way they can get past that.

>>29115154
Set up a 'wet floor' sign in front of the entrance. They'll have to find another way in.

This is why overly powerful magic annoys me in the show, it was never this bad. At least in S1 Twilight struggled using a lot of magic like with the Ursa Minor, showing their were limitations, and that she was just that good.

Now it's like any unicorn who reads a fucking book can take over the whole damn land.

>>29245081
Putting a law up wouldn't stop them anyway. Maybe an alicorn like celestia knows that it wouldn't do any good.

>>29245109
Well I mean they should at least try. In the real world, suicide is illegal in some places even though there's no way to realistically punish those who do it successfully.

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>>29244342
please no

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>>29244342
Nope. Remember, she was in front of EVERYONE who mattered in the show. If there was ever a time she was going to get reformed, that was it.

>>29244342
She will never return just like Sombra.

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>>29243387
>mlp aminey
>prove me wrong
I don't care, it's shit.

You're shit.

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>>29243387
>EG
>Anime
Go back to /a/

>>29243387
they would look awkward wearing those outfits in ponyville.

>>29242137
Ask if I can stay a little longer, record my findings for my people. Etc. etc.

If time goes on, I'd ask if I could stay with only sparse visits back to my home world since it'd be so easy.

>>29242137
Pick Purple up and toss her into the human world.

>anon looks around, nervously
>he touches the portal
>in a fit of luck and autism, he screeches
"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Twilight looks shocked as anon flinches back from the portal
>"anon, are you alright?"
>anon realizes what he can do
"That was the single most painful experience I have ever... experienced in my life"
>Twilight looks shocked
>"anon, I'm so sorry"
"I have to go, and sit down for a while. I'll try to steel myself so I can go through the portal"
>Twilight doesn't want to see him hurt
>"No, you don't need to do that. I'll work hard on making a better portal, just you wait!"
>meanwhile, anon moves to manehatten

>>29241912

You forgot
>Take no consideration of others into mind while solving problems
>Treat others like shit.
>Give sob story about how you're 'trying' to get better.
>Get apologies and sympathy all around.
>Continue to emotionally manipulate those around you that have a conscience.

>>29241934
Lol you are reading waaaaay to hard into a simple fuckin character/show anon

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>>29241912
Now where have I heard this one before?

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>>29241809
Post sheets

>>29241820
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM

>>29241820

http://pastebin.com/kaKUsmYC

>>29241760
Not that abomination. Give me some hooves senpai

>>29241760
can I kill her first.

>>29241760
GET OUT YOU MOBILEFAG SCUM, KYS AND DO A FLIP

>>29241509
Never man, he´s gone.

Or when he realizes his books dont sell.

Hopefully never. This guy is an asshole.

>>29241509
Good question OP.

>>29241516

He written books?

>>29241378
She's great and powerful.

She is cute as fuck

I want Glimmer alive because she makes good cuddle-fuck toy

>>29241376
I want to ejaculate an equal amount of semen in her vagina and on her belly.

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>>29241389

Alive? of course she will be, but the question is at what cost
Do you consider being kept captive on my rape chambers life

>>29241294
Not pony related. Fuck off.

>>29241294
Granny Smith if she were as strong as Big Mac and a little less irritable.

>>29241294
who the fuck is that? he looks cool. reminds me of dai talos on steroids