>You get to Equestria >Ask Princess Celestia if there is

>>29242137
Ask if I can stay a little longer, record my findings for my people. Etc. etc.

If time goes on, I'd ask if I could stay with only sparse visits back to my home world since it'd be so easy.

>>29242137
Pick Purple up and toss her into the human world.

>anon looks around, nervously
>he touches the portal
>in a fit of luck and autism, he screeches
"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>Twilight looks shocked as anon flinches back from the portal
>"anon, are you alright?"
>anon realizes what he can do
"That was the single most painful experience I have ever... experienced in my life"
>Twilight looks shocked
>"anon, I'm so sorry"
"I have to go, and sit down for a while. I'll try to steel myself so I can go through the portal"
>Twilight doesn't want to see him hurt
>"No, you don't need to do that. I'll work hard on making a better portal, just you wait!"
>meanwhile, anon moves to manehatten

I´d just ask to stay, because I love Equestria and all of them. They would understand.

>>29242137
Just say that you don't want to go back, it's not that hard.
"I would rather stay here"
Just five words, only six syllables.

>>29242369
But would they let you? Why would they? They might think it's better if you leave, not too mention easier.

>>29242137
You are a human, not a pastel human

>>29242387
Why wouldn't they allow someone to stay?

Even better, use the words 'I seek asylum in Equestria.'

>>29242408
>Anon culturally enriches Equestria

"Hey Celestia, actually... I need to tell you something first"
>"Hmmm? What is it Anonymous?"
>You shift your eyes around nervously, and beckon her with your arm
"I uh... "
>You eye the royal guard standing a few meters back, and tilt your head towards him
>Celestia takes the hint and trots over to you
>You bring your hand to your mouth, signalling you have a secret to share
>She lowers the side of her head down to your face, anticipating your whisper
>Within the span of a heartbeat, you grab her by the neck and jump through the portal
>Sunbutt is coming with you to Earth

>>29242137
>Ask Princess Celestia if there is some way you could go back
It was this point that the story became completely unrealistic.

>>29242472
this

>>29242137
>Ask Princess Celestia if there is some way you could go back
The first mistake

>>29242687
I JUST WANTED TO BRING MY GAMEBOY WITH ME!

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>>29242137

What happens next?
Rape. Lots of it.
Tear my shirt into strips and tie her mouth shut so she can not call for help. Use a stun gun on her every time she tries to use magic to escape. Kick Spike in the face, tie him to a chair and force him to watch the whole thing. Then before I leave, cut his tail off and give that Twilight bitch a black eye for daring to think that she could be better than me at any time.

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>>29242687
>>Ask Princess Celestia if there is some way you could go back
>It was this point that the story became completely unrealistic.


BECAUSE GETTING STUCK IN A WORLD OF FUCKING TALKING GODDAMN PONIES IS REALISTIC, RIGHT?

Fuck YOU, anon. Kill yourself, please. For the good of all mankind, kill yourself. Just off yourself and let the insects finish the job.

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>>29242472
Whether she wants to or not.

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>>29242749
>I don't understand the concept of suspension of disbelief

>>29242760

I don't understand your cock.

>>29242760
You're only allowed to break one big rule, anything beyond that is asking too much of the audience.

Anon traveling between dimensions to a land of taking, magical ponies? That's fine.

Him then caring about and missing his friends and family from Earth? Unrealistic.

>>29242137
>Anon walks through portal
>wakes up in Auschwitz as a Jew