The /k/ nation

>>33970530
Always at constant tensions with the small nation of /pol/. Something about "muh rightful clay"

>>33970530
Shares borders with the nations of /an/ and /o/, who they are close allies with

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>>33970530
I think our founder should be Zed, only he depicts the pure autistic nature of /k/.

Nonstop stream of unwanted immigrants from the reddit continent.
Also second class citizens known as noguns leeching off the good people.

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>>33970530
It's military used dozens of different rifles, tanks, planes, ships and uniforms, because it's generals and politicians can't agree on which is the best
>>33970703
good luck little duck

>>33970699
/int/ is also a close ally

>>33970865
sopa?

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>>33970879
Spurdo

>>33970703
No. The /k/ube will always lay the foundation of this nation you goddamn heretic

>>33970932
>the /k/ube
You know, i never knew /k/ would like some antigun sculpture made with destroyed guns.
You are a fucking disgrace

On the town square bulletin board
>for trade - 1 spam can of 54r for 1 (one) night of cute twink boy love

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>>33970932
>>33970963
We are Christian nation with a large Jewish community and a great number of sikhs. Almost 0% muslims

>>33970978
No gay shit allowed

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>>33970530
No one outside of /k/ seems to understand the /k/ubists, though outsiders looking in will see it as a death cult applying only towards battle the religion seems to seep into every aspect of their lives. Many rituals exist around this practice, from everyday carry of a fire to training on the range, the "safety laws" established by Saint Cooper seeming to be extremely important.

The most bizarre belief stemming from this religion being the belief that all firearms are silent, living beings with the souls of women. /k/ubists will often treat their firearms as if they were daughters or even lovers; going so far as to even keep their firearms in a bed, speak to them intimately, and even preform sexual acts with them.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s roam the landscape photographing trash and bragging about their cheap milsurp. In wartime, instead of fighting /pol/ or /out/, they dress in "faction' gear and fight each other. In (relative) peacetime, these men can be found squatting and drinking. The occasional "blyat" is heard. These men do not enjoy peace.

>>33970963
You're the fucking disgrace for calling out someone who has been around long enough to praise the /k/ube, you millennial nigger-loving disgrace. Get the FUCK off my board.

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't praised the /k/ube today

>>33971039
Let us remedy that.
Ave Nex Alea

>>33971031
How about you suck my nigger loving, antifa representing, hillary voting millinial cock old man?
Your time is up, how about you deepthroat a 45 or go die in a nursing home.

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>>33970963
>I'm MAXIMUM NIGGER and I'm here to tell you to STOP REMEMBERING PAST MAYMAYZ

Okay there boss

>>33970963
>>33971061
baiting like this is a punishable offense under Land of /k/ Law article IV. You will face punishment of 5 years in the cosmoline pit

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>>33971039
>mfw when you ruin hundreds of guns in the name of art

>>33971002
you're the guy whining about the /k/ube, aren't you?

>>33971078
The sad thing is, im not baiting. I really did vote for hillary but i live in texas so it didnt matter.

And as a good american, I will always be against fascism, sorry.

>>33971078
>aging 5 years in cosmoline

You've doomed him to be unearthed after a full century. A man out of time.

>>33970530
Every country has "waifu wars," I'm sure we are all familiar with what is essentially a wide scale slappy fight over which fictional female character is the most desirable.

These events however can yield horrific results in /k/, as a massive portion of the population is armed and worships a god of war and firearms. A waifu war can quickly escalate in a full blow civil war, some notable accounts involve many battles from the Second Great Upotte War, particularly the battle of the rape elf, an event which included a nearly 48 hour firefight without a single pause in shots being fired, the incident ending when all the combatants ran out of ammunition and also being the end of the war as no one had any funds to purchase further ammunition until the next paycheck, shortly after which the Third Great Upotte Wars began.

>>33971113
I'm a millennial Hillary voter too.

And I did it in a swing state, she won by a razor thin margin where I live.

Stop being a homo.

AVE NEX ALEA

With the absence of melanin enhanced gentlemen, open carry falls out of favor in /k/.
Keistering explodes in popularity and also into a few intestines.

>>33971113
>Trump
>fascist
Liberals have lost all touch with reality.

>>33970699
/tg/ may not be best ally, but they are certainly in an economic zone with /k/

>>33970865
That isn't how you spell /fit/

>>33971190
>lost touch with reality
Lmao
He just fucking fired someone who was at the head of an investigation on him and his corrupt ways.

>>33971113
>as a good American

None of us are "good" and everything the left doesn't like is facist which then makes it perfectly okay to punch literally Hitler because they're good people, good Americans. Do you see where this goes?

>>33971253
Autocracy isn't necessarily fascism.

Squares and rectangles.

Stop using buzzwords.

>>33971064
Jesus fuck how many of those things do you have anyway?

>>33971269
>Replying to such obvious bait
Just ignore him and he'll go away eventually

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>>33971039
Ave Nex Alea!

>>33971113
>Disagreement is fascism

Lazy bait

The /k/ompound, home of the finest collection of milsurp and the /k/ube, is guarded by the fiercest blyats, /arg/yles, and glocknadiers

The /k/ province or state of Rhodesia is its prolific territory. Many great battles have been fought here

>>33970865
Why? You mention guns there and most of the posters are going to be on gungrabber lines.

>>33972205
They hate /pol/. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

>>33972223
The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>33972205
No they aren't

Dont forget the rampant wild deer population with cum dripping out of all their assholes

>>33972297
>rampant wild deer population
In /k/ommandoland? Still, you're probably right about the survivors being the latter.

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The province of Gear Queer is the most important producer of body armor and other accessories for the /k/ military

>>33972608
Unfortunately most of the gear is out of the price range of 3/4 of /k/'s population

>>33972804
What are the other provinces

>>33973639
The Shire of Slavshit, the Fudd Badlands, and The Zone are some of the larger ones.

>>33971039
are there any nuggets on the /k/ube?

>>33973639
Blyatland - Soviet/Russian milsurp
Wehraburg - German stuff
Fudd Forest - fudd shit (duh)
Ching Chong Nip Nong-land - Chinese copies/cheap attachments

>ctrl+f
>"battle bus"
>0 results

Is the battle bus still part of /k/ lore?

>>33973673
>Fudd Badlands
We do not speak of them except in equal parts mockery and disgust.

>>33973750
Some should write a book called the /k/hronicle, filled with all of /k/ lore (and sufficient praying to the /k/ube)

>>33970530
Weren't we gonna try taking an island at one point or something?

>>33974088
Fudd Forest is even worse, neon camo blinding those who are foolish enough to enter

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>/k/ nation
>the only gun law is that there are no gun laws
What field artillery piece do you guys keep in your backyard?

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>>33974149
You are speaking of the Glorious Conquest of Sealand, as documented by Drawfag and Colorfag

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>>33974202
Dunno, but I feel this will be a reality.

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>>33974202
420 blaze it, and blaze the next town over.

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>>33974218

>>33970993
Wrong motherfucker. We are /k/ubist.

>>33974218
No, I think it was Tuvalu.

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>>33974202
M1902 Field Gun.

>>33970993
>allowing jews to be a part of your community EVER

there's a reason no one wants them.

>>33970963
>not paying respects to the spirits of the long lost
ur an faget

>>33974239
>implying you would be alive in this hypothetical reality

It'd be like Indonesia in the 60s with the commies.

Nobody would even need to give the order or coordinate things, /pol/fags would just be killed as quickly as possible, by literally everyone.

>>33974202
77mm Krupp

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>>33974239

>>33974090
The s/k/ripture is still floating around here somewhere.

The Nation of /k/.

A small but powerful nation, the inhabitants of /k/ are called /k/ommandos.

>Religion.
Kubism. Satanism.
>Allies.
>>>/pol/
>>>/diy/
>>>/out/
>>>/ck/
>>>/tg/
Enemies.
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/v/
>>>/tv/
>>>/m/

>>33975370
Hahahaha no
Newfags get out

>>33970703
Good luck little duck!

>>33975387
Here since 2006 faggot.

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>>33971039
My faith belongs to the ar/k/ angel, in addition to the /k/ube.

>>33975408
Newfag is a state of mind, and you're a perfect example

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>>33974202
Anon pls.

>>33975370
see>>33974368

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If /k/ is a nation...

Then what is the national gun of /k/?

>>33971113
>>33971144
I cant believe i share a board with you people.

>>33971253
>supporting a corrupt banker
It wont stop the investigation

>>33975804
EVERY GUN

>>33975804
i guess the sks, its in our shield. but then again, so is soccer...

>>33975804
All of them.

All rise for the national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU_ef7DQgs

>>33975804
The Nugget. You already knew this.

>>33974186
That or realtree

>>33974510
>>33974090
Here you go anons
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mSDoD0i8FPbO-y_XQczCAfZf1JctQHWNIWS_6sGSyZc

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Choose our war cry
>America
https://youtu.be/ruKP3MCsTT8 [Open]
>Germany
https://youtu.be/MTyyxUU5KzA [Open]
https://youtu.be/A6dgKamkJ8w [Open]
>France
https://youtu.be/P6VR5l_2NA4 [Open]
https://youtu.be/KDrUZsVL9L8 [Open]
>Italy
https://youtu.be/AxuE54zx_0g [Open]
>Austria Hungary
https://youtu.be/ldu87w_ju10 [Open]

>>33970691
>Always at constant tensions with the small nation of /pol/.
I can't help but think we'd be like Belgium.

/k/ would be Flanders, and /pol/ would be Wallonia.

>>33971039
Ave Nex Alea

>>33974202
Davy Crocketts.

>>33970733
>nogunz
>in /k/ country

git out

>>33976663
You're kidding right
There's a fuckton of noguns on /k/ and that's putting it lightly.

>>33970530
may the /int/ /pol/ and /k/ alliance endure for a thousand years

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>>33976675
nuh-uh!

>>33976694
See you at the next survey thread I guess.
You deluded fuck

>>33971002
>ONLY gay shit allowed

We're like violent quakers: we fuck traps and eachother all day long, and rely on adoption and conversion to bolster our ranks

>>33976704
>yes we answer surveys completely accurately

Yet you have the audacity to call me a "deluded fuck".

top kek

>>33976716
Do you seriously think every single person who browses and posts on /k/ has guns?
Really?

Get your head checked.

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>>33975873
This is our national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54dZWDjZfas

With Lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY2bI1lR5OM

As a minor gun god, it has been theorized that Yung Venuz is one of many incarnations of our revered /k/ube

>>33970530
>/k/: the only nation on planet 4chan with 100% mandatory conscription, yet with only 10% of the population actually being issued a gun, and only half of that knowing how to use them effectively.

/k/ military must be fucking thirsty because poisonous canteen cups

>>33970530
All I know is, you stupid nigs need to chill the fuck out with the cube shit. I will treat you stupid fucks like any other crazy cultists and so will the sensible [also best armed and prepared for insanity]-almost- of /k/.

Don't miss out on the /k/lub because you were larping a fake religion too hard. Let it stay our joke, I don't want to grow to hate one more silly thing.

>>33975370
>/mlp/
>An enemy
Ironically enough /mlp/ is one of the most right wing, pro-gun boards on 4chan right next to /k/ and /pol/

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The desert /k/rops is very stylish

Neat

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What is our environment like

>>33977870
/mlp/ actually owns more guns than /pol/, believe it or not. It's long been known that we have a deep but almost unspoken alliance.

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>>33981067
>Cold winters in the slavlands
>rainy like France in ww1
>warm deserts in the south
>huge battleship/carrier battle groups in our seas
>scarred landscapes from previous battles

>>33971039
Ave Nex Alea
Saluto Nex Alea

>>33971113
>>33971144

Do you guys come from some alternate reality where it's still november of 2016 and Correct the Record is still going?

Also
>Trump
>Fascist
I could cut the irony with a knife

>>33976740
Nope this one is
https://youtu.be/o1Qkzj5bStU

>>33970865
No

>>33981654
You should know full well that /k/ doesn't deserve something so nostalgic and beautiful.

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>>33974202
Try harder

>>33977870
/mlp/ isn't an ally, they are (((greatest))) ally

>>33976452
>American war cry
>not autistic screeching and the sound of rascals revving up

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33981067
the landscape is littered with craters all over the place from nonstop bombardment.

/k/ lives in trenches with interconnecting pillboxes to avoid the blasts and make a quick trip to the ammo store.

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>>33971339
Not enough.

>>33973639
>>33973673
>>33973702
Don't forget about the Salt Archipelago just off the coast, where two isolated tribes, the ARfags and the AKfags, viciously wage war against each other and themselves.

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>>33971039
I found a Star Z-45

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>>33981550
>irony
Explain yourself

>>33976650
Only correct answer

>>33981223
Its not even funny how fucking armed to the teeth horsefuckers are.

>>33977870
/pol/ isnt pro gun like we are. They only arm them selves, and like to disarm everyone else.

>>33982036
Hillary and her supporters are the ones shutting down debate on anything they don't like, typical SJW bs, on top of demonizing moderates to the point of them voting for the opposition out of spite, how do you think he won?

>>33976740
Nuclear Throne's OST is too good for this gay earth.

>>33981951
>war between AKfags and ARfags
it'd be over pretty quickly with a decisive victory as a result of using the superior weapon design

>>33982192
how to spot a tactifag in one post

>>33982192
>The winner being the superior weapon design

You crafty sunnovabitch I see what youre doing

>>33982192
That's some fucking high quality bait, I like it

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>>33982192
You cheeky motherfucking doublenigger

>>33982192
Weird, I didn't hear about any Tavors in the islands.

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>>33982192
>>33982569

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>>33970530
Late to the thread. My .02

Majority of hasguns /k/ would probably be the least warlike. That's not to say they'd be the best at it. Just would have better judgement and perspective as to the actual cost of violent conflict.

Besides, all the other boards are autists.

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>>33976452
>German Soissons speech

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>>33981812
I have 5 acres, and I don't think it might fit.

That excludes the necessary infrastructure required, and I only have 2 beds/baths.

Oh. and I hate fucking nazis, so there's that.

But proper choice anon.

Not arty, but considering the layout of my property, an Ontos would suit me just fine.

>>33982192
Absolute madman, you oughta post a thread with a name like that.

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>>33982683
>and I hate fucking nazis

It comes in a decaffeinated variant.

>>33975425
>There's a butter knife in the wing
Memes write themselves really.

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>>33976452
>French at Verdun

>>33981812
This. Fuck you, Chad.

I would expect /tg/ to be a /k/ ally most of the time.

Sure, some of them may like swords and bows more, but wargaming and rpgs have inspired many to come here with questions.

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>>33982192

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>>33983777
What of /vg/ or /mu/

>>33984592
Pretty sure they're more or less indifferent to us.

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What camouflage do we wear

>>33985339
Knowing /k/? Probably dresses in multicam.

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

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Remember the moot civil war

>>33985339
>>33986038
>not flecktarn

how fucking new are you?

>>33986252
>not chinese cloud camo

>>33975370
why /tv/ their just as autistic and right-wing

>>33970703

good luck little duck

>>33970703
that animation looks terrible

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>>33970865
Why? The USA is the only place that comes close to acceptable /k/ standards of gun control, and even then we have far too many gun laws.

>>33970703
Good luck little duck

>>33970993
A modern people's crusade would be /k/ as heck

>>33971113
>Trump
>fascist

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33986185
Who won

>>33970993
This, though, like ye olden Switzerland, we are a huge provider of mercenaries to other board-nations.
Almost all armaments and soldiers come from here, with the odd /b/astard regiment.

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>>33970530

Everyone carries his rifle at all times. There is no closer bond than a man and his rifle.

>>33970703

GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33970530
/mlp/ has more hasguns then /k/. They'd crush us.

>>33971010
There are also the followers of saint browning, who are kubists in all fashion except that they reject the idiocy of Col. Cooper in favor of Knowledge of how a firearm works and common sense, with trust in ones extractor and an empty magazine being key factors in their faith.

They have been branded heretics by most cooperist kubists though, and are usually seen as the scum of the earth, to be scoffed at and hated even though they tend to make the best instructors and take care of our poorfags.

>>33970703
Good luck little duck

>>33988434
no

>>33988393
Remember when the small kingdoms of 4chan united against the tumblr union

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>>33970530
Everyone is either issued a combat waifu, or if that is not an option then an AI waifu is installed into every gun.

>>33981965
below that to the left appears to be a M3

>>33989553
Who is the most powerful nation

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>>33988435
We must also remember to pray to Saint Mattis of Quantico. Patron saint of chaos.

>>33976731
Why else would they be here retard

>>33991526
hownew.ru

>>33976905
I REMEMBER THAT THREAD!

>>33982825
top lel

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33970703
I can't bring myself to watch this anime on account of how ugly the artwork is.

>>33971010
>going so far as to even keep their firearms in a bed, speak to them intimately
People don't do this already?

>>33975865
>>33975873
Both valid answers, really. I'd say nugget because you can still get those cheap in the US.

>>33975873
>>33976740
Wouldn't the national anthem be Serbia Strong (remove kebab)?

>>33975060
Whats it from mate

>>33975408
Then how are you so wrong?

>>33982218
You're wrong though, he never said the ar was the best, he just said one was better

>>33988715
Yes, you obviously don't know what you're talking about, /mlp/ has more gun owners with more guns than /k/

>>33991526
So on the odd chance someone doesn't own guns and wants to inquire about a suitable firearm for them, would they not come to /k/? Also, /k/ is for all things weapon related, not just guns.

>>33976452
I prefer the hymns of the original 1868 lyrics Puerto Rican anthem (Which was adapted from the revolutionary poem). Translated and modified for this userbase:
>Wake up /k/omrades
>They have given the signal!
>Wake up from that dream
>It's time to fight!
>to that patriotic call,
>Did it not burned your heart?
>Come! It will be great for us
>To the sound of the cannon

>We want liberty
>They'll give us our rifles
>Let's go /k/omrade, let's go now,
>We await to it eagerly,
>eagerly for liberty

>Liberty! Liberty! Liberty! Liberty!

>>33986252
Not tiger stripe or Rhodie shorts? Jesus fuck raise your standards anon.

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33982110
What about the W48 warheads for 155mm? Then we have flexible options anon. Flares, regular explosive, nuclear, Excalibur rounds, potatoes, giant dildoes, mini dragon dildo flechette canister rounds.....

>>33993719
>mini dragon dildo flechette canister rounds
Oh lordy.
>be AntiFa
>the call from Hillary has come
>invade the Mother /K/ountry
>hear the sounds of horrible fascist guns in the distance
>a shell strikes nearby
>knocked over by impact
>close eyes, brace for death
>be... fine
>open eyes
>look down at "I'm With Her" shirt
>chest and belly are covered in teeny tiny dragon penises and one has wound up in an ear canal
>y tho

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>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

What are the other nations like

>>33970530
Good friends with neighbors /pol/ and /tv/, and friendly with /wsg/ but they are a little coocoo. /pol/ prefers to maintain a strong border as an ethnostate but loves the culture sharing between the the allies. /lgbt/ was purged along with the crazies in the former nation /b/ and the so called "Japanese Culture" nations.
/k/ is obsessed with strange traditions including watching Ian McCullum approved /k/ino, collecting "nuggets", and the age old debate over 9mm vs .45 ACP vs 10mm that has been raging for bordering 30 years.
Every citizen is guaranteed the right to own at least 40 firearms and an Abrams tank.
And all of the noguns are put down.

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

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>>33994617
/pol/ supplies the people, /k/ supplies the gats, /tv/ supplies the propaganda.
Perfect.

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>>33994617
>Good friends with neighbors /pol/
Wrong on so many levels. More like /pol/ is trying to cross our border but complain about how /k/ used to be

>>33970703
Good luck little duck

>>33994700
Like >>33994672 said, good neighbors who share somewhat common values but who all support different interests.

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>>33994718
No there not good neighbors. Their idiots who try to push their agenda on the other nations

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>>33994735
Hmm, you sound like an angry lefty here now son. Politics is all about forcing others to think like you and then counting the pushbacks.
There would be no pushbacks because there would be no one to push back.

>>33970703
Good luck little duck!

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>>33994735
What?
>implying that's not exactly what politics is
>implying the sjws haven't been doing the same thing for years
>being this retarded

>>33994749
>you're a lefty because you disagree with my views
>>33994759
There's a difference when it's subtle and not being forced down your throat so obviously

>>33970703
Good luck, little duck.

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>>33971039
Ave Nex Alea
Saluto Nex Alea

>>33994770
>subtle
You mean like the 50 years of gun grabbing propaganda?
>not forced down your throat
You mean like being legally required in Canada to refer to mentally ill people by their convoluted pronouns because they should feel included?
Are you actually retarded?

>>33994770
>you're a lefty because you can't see what the left has done to this country
Right has done shit too, but what they did wasn't as long lasting.

>>33994783
Toronto?

>>33994797
Yes, unfortunately.

>>33994791
I don't side with either of them. They're both retarded

>>33994802
And I haven't either for the past 10ish years. Too bad both sides have games the system so hard that only they can possibly win.

>>33994783
Good thing I'm not in Canada

No more /pol/ posting or political shit of any kind just post /k/ lore

>>33994809
US and Canada are almost the same, just a different (worse for us tbqh) mentality on healthcare and guns. And a bit of faux French heritage.

>>33991526
Talking out of their ass, which is easy to realize when you read half the shit people spew here.
Retard.

The /k/ Navy still uses boarding of enemy vessels like in the age of sail as a tactic in combat.

>>33994838
How else would you propose boarding? Dropping from the sky? Are you daft?

>>33970699
What about /out/

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>>33994855
Client kingdom

>>33994848
We're talking coming up along side and swinging over and shit mang, swords and everything

>>33994862
Aye m80

The Slavlands
https://youtu.be/rgTMTqTK4KM

>>33974239
This

>>33989971
Or better yet a futa combat waifu

>>33970703
good luck little duck

>>33994617
Why not /tg/ as well?

>>33970703
Good luck little duck!

>>33995005
Because he's really new. Notice how he lists /pol/ as an ally, but not /mlp/ or /tg/. And how he thinks there'd be any kind of purging of /lgbt/ when /k/ has a long history of livings traps and generally being almost as gay as /fit/.

>>33995025
loving*
Fuck you autocorrect

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good luck little duck

because anything else is pussy

>>33970703
good luck little duck

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33970703
GOOD LUCK LITTLE DUCK

>>33970963

I'm going to kill you and arrange your bones into a cube.

Then I'm going to desecrate your organs.

>>33971039
Ave Nex Alea

What's our status with /x/ these days?
I know we used to have great cryptid/skinwalker/spooky innawoods story threads.

>>33990439
/pol/, they bend reality.

>>33993162
Fuck no, they 99% noguns they're to busy collecting mlp shit.

>>33995025
>/k/.
>traps and gays.
Start a fag thread and see what happens.

>>33974202
>neighbour violates NAP of someone two block away
>get blown up alongside him by artillery

>>33995476
>>33995483
Hue, newfags go and stay go

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>>33981223
>>33977870
/mlpol/ Was fucking magical. We got actual discussion instead of BLACKED threads because the shills were scared of a few horsefuckers

>>33995891
It might just be my perception, but I swear to god it changed the whole personality of /pol/. I saw the older attitudes that I hadn't seen in a year or two since r/the_donald showed up. I still didn't like them, but it was much less annoying and very telling. It seemed like their site wide presence also went down a little, with less shitposting and off topic threads. Is this just me?

>>33995988
To be honest /pol/ is mostly chilled, people stay in their generals and either LARP or simply discuss.

nu-/pol/ / r/The_Donald are annoying and are always very vocal and about everything. They are the ones who think /pol/ is an identity outside of a simple loose community. They are the ones who push the whole anti-sjw, MGTOW, Trump and such.

Main reason I almost only hang out in /sg/, /nsg/ and any thread that has to do with architecture or art

>>33996269
I'm glad it's not just me, it was just kinda stunning to see the difference when nu-/pol/ got really triggered and left. Also, you gotta explain this new LARPing meme to me, I don't get it at all.

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>>33982167
And how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE

>>33991501
I wish someone would make one of those for St. John Moses Browning.

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>>33995473
This, Despite mostly being unarmed they've tapped into some ancient and horrible power that allows them to warp the timeline to fit their collective desires, They're a nation of witches in service to a long forgotten negro god of frogs, memes, and chaos.

>>33993080
A christmas special with rabbits and squirrels and such.

>>33970703
Good luck little duck

>>33970865
/int is the United Nations

>>33970703
good luck little duck

>>33971039
Ave Nex Alea
Saluto Nex Alea
Ave Nex Alea

>>33994617
>/b/ was eliminated
those bastards are crazy but I still respect them for the old days. Don't think they'd actually lose easily

>>33997709
They don't need guns at that point, but they like them anyway.

>>33977870

too bad they're colossal faggot horse fuckers

>>33995450
we're the ones they call when they got a skinwalker problem

those of the HK tribe are devoted to the chosen armory, it is very rare to see a large or overweight HK tribesman due to their refusal to spend currency on anything other than the substantially expensive firearms they utilize, spending only meager sums on the least amount of sustenance needed

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>>33976517
What? No.

>mostly reddit immigrants
>strong conservative bent
>constantly going on about how special they are
>trying to influence global politics
>hated by their neighbors and the world in general

/pol/ is Israel.

>>33999735
>/k/ is Nazi Germany
You must be new here, so heres your free fix it. Now git.

>>33999775
And where in his post does he implies that /k/ is Nazi Germany?

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>>33999775
I never said that. /k/ is Outer Heaven.

>>33972223
The enemy of my enemy dies second.

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>>33999735
>/pol/ is Israel

>>33999996
I'm sorry Schlomo, but it's true.

>>33975804
A high point in 9mm and a 12 ga single shot I bought for $50 at a gun show

>>33995476
You really can't help being new can you?

>>33999495
Says a man who browses a board full of people who fuck deers

>>34000130

We don't fuck deer. We make love to them.

>>34000072
No. Not at all

>>34000250
>unwanted everywhere
>keeps trying to annex neighbors
>messiah complex
>persecution complex
>given their own space so they'll leave everyone else alone, but shit everything up anyway
>make no effort to assimilate into other societies, but in fact seek to undermine other societies from within

/pol/ is what it thinks Jews are. It's uncanny really.

>>34000269
Holy shit. Freud was right.

>>34000373
>ammo carrier perk: unlocked

>>34000269
/pol/ can't fight though

>>34000269
Oy vey

>>34000172
Well, I can't argue with that. You win

>>33971078
>5 years in the cosmoline pit
How is that a punishment? You'll make him immortal.

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>>33976517
>>33999735
>>33999775
>>33999838
/k/ is Switzerland
>entire country is a nigh impenetrable fortress
>politically just wants to be left alone and minds its own business
>the people still constantly want to fight and so hire themselves out as mercenaries

>>34002133
No /vip/ is Switzerland.
>rich
>paywall mountains

>>34002164
Who the fuck still posts on /vip/?

>>34002191
Me...

It's not awful, just slow as fuck.

>>34002216
I haven't been there since it started.

Is it still nothing but fags who bought a pass in 2016 during the whole since4pass gimmick?

>>33970703
Good luck, little duck.

>>34002226
It's a handful of oldfags who remember /b/ and a few newfriends playing with their shiny clover.

>>33985339
>>33986038
>>33986252
>>33986303
No. Def Rhoadie or tiger stripe.

>>34000373
A man of the /k/loth

>>33986563
This, they will keep us a fresh supply of laughs too

>>33970993
>Allowing Jews
It's like you want the /k/ nation to fall

>>33971113
I smell a kike

>>33970703
Good luck little duck.

>>34003789
Israel kicked every country that invaded them out. So stop your fucking complaining

sounds gay

>>33993080
Peace on Earth (1939)
Good Will to Men (1955)

>>34003896
Yeah, Arabs.

>>34004101
And?

>>34004101
The arabs were supported by the Soviet Union

>>34004182
Arabs are not good at fighting.
>>34004190
Yeah, the Arabs.

>>34004219
Alright explain what is wrong with Jews. It's all you people complain about. Did they fuck your mother or something

>>34004296
It's like "tumblr" or "reddit" - it's everything they don't like.

>>33970691
Seriously nigger? /pol/ sees much more traffic than /k/. On top of that, both boards see a ton of cross traffic. If anything, /k/ is to /pol/ as Austria is to Germany.

>>33971058
Saluto Nex Alea

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It was an older time, a simpler time.

>>34003805
Go get fucked by Jamal kid
This is grownup time

>>33996269
I like Trump but god r/The_Donald has got to be the most infuriating bunch of faggots ever to grace /pol/

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>>34004296

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>>34007881
?