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Early 20th century, definitely..

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17th Century

>Height and Collapse of the Spanish Habsburg Empire
>Bourbon vs Habsburg conflict for european supremacy
>30YW
>English Civil War
>Polish Deluge
>Fronde
>Anglo-Dutch Wars, aka most epic Naval Wars ever fought
>Louis XIV Wars
>Great Northern War
>War of Spanish Succession
>Great Turkish War
>Richelieu, Mazarin, Cromwell, Wallenstein, Marlborough, William of Orange, Charles XII Gustav, Turenne, Eugen of Savoy, Grand Conde, Louis XIV, Charles I, Gustavus Adolphus, De Ruyter and many more

It was an awesome century with so different stuff to read about. It probably had more interesting topics then any other pre-20th century

Sadly, almost all threads about it die almost instantly on /his/

Napoleonic Wars

A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic.
"Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!"

At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantinus rose from his couch and held up a crucifix.

"Who does this represent?"

The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied "the created child of an indivisible God"

"You miss the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him."

The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay!

The partygoers politely clapped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. An divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes.

The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, far from from God's Light.

Praise Jesus Consubstantialis.

"You are a king, then!" said Pilate. Jesus answered, "You say that I am a king. In fact, the reason I was born and came into the world is to testify to the truth. Everyone on the side of truth listens to me." (John 18:37)

wtf I hate Arianism now

Snitches get stitches desu

Why did Judas betray Jesus btw? Other than the financial gain

>>2679326
He realized that he hated pedos.

si

(((Friedman)))

>>2679638
no

>>2679011
*starts riot.*

Behead those who insult Red.

White will fight, and white will be right

>>2678709
IIRC the nazis considered these muslim supporters to be "useful idiots" like the Balts, to eventually be gotten rid of.

>>2678794
i know he thought of most of them as tools, but i thought he liked the persians and a few others.

>>2678709
he promised it to Italy so it would be even more fucked than today

>>2678673
Is this going to turn into another terroni bully thread?

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>>2678673
Because they were different. The dominant powers in northern Italy were Sardinia-Piedmont and the Papacy, while the Two Sicilies ruled in the south.

>>2678673
>it's another inter-Italian racism and regionalism thread

>>2678264
Empty.

Third world shithole.

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>>2678264

Cool larping m8.

>>2678263
Well, if you live in any first world country, you'll probably lose your job. Go for it.

>>2678263
Quit larping

>>2677765
Yes

>>2677783
/thread

No. I don't understand the fetish for preserving broken buildings in broken conditions. We'd be better off disassembling the Parthenon, and putting it away into museums, and building a new Parthenon in its place.

Certainly if it had been damaged in antiquity, the Greeks would have fixed it.

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>evolving beyond homo habilis

>>2677384
>>2677388
>evolving passed australopithecus
The homo genus was a mistake.

>>2677398
God dammit you crow! Stop using the internet.

I know i will be shitted on for this but i like Assassin's Creed games for historical immersion they provide. The design of cities is top-notch and you can learn a lot about various historical events and characters if you pay attention. Black Flag taught me so much about the Golden Age of Piracy and pirates like Thatch, Hornigold, Roberts and others.

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Is it not fucking obvious?

Ahh, the daily /his/ vidiya thread.
How the fuck didn't you get what you are looking for in any of the previous 100 threads, there is always the same 20 games going around these threads, you are not gonna get anything new from this

>>2677013
No, you let them amass in the border then what?

>>2677013
>Prove
Literally impossible.

Yes I agree they should have done it different

The industrial revolution and age of discovery.

The Netherlands, Portugal, and Spain were also in this position before England, but England had more staying power on account of their geographic isolation and strong corporate law.

>>2676833
perfidiousness

Starting on a big island with coal and iron is easy-mode, all you need to do is to research navy techs slightly ahead of time.

>>2676382
BCE or CE?

>>2676467
BOTH!

>>2676467
CE