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What a Fedora Imagines When He Orders Black Coffee 2017-04-02 02:29:46 Post No.44847
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What a Fedora Imagines When He Orders Black Coffee
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>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*
Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."
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Has /cock/ ever tried the Mulan Szechuan McNugget dipping sauce? That shit was fucking delicious.
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>let's ruin the day for everyone who doesn't want to watch the same episode for 3 hours straight
Was it really that hard to make everyone happy you fucking retards
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Deleting the [as] app, encouraging the rest of you to do the same
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>>44776
they should have marathoned teen titans go instead desu
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THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW
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>>44983
THEY KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
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>>44983
THEY
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KNEW
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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
NEW RICK AND MORTY ON AS THIS IS NOT A JOKE
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It's been on nerd
>we're going to miss Samurai Jack for this
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"Like,TWOAH, dude."
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I'm gonna miss you /ck/ guys, who could have guessed that a cartoons, comics and food merge was so great... You're *sniff* pretty cool guys
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>>44877
Aaaaaaaand saved. Can't tell if this is worth posting in the future or if it's not funny and should be deleted.
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C-can we stay like this? It's so much better today.
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>>45080
It is worth, my dear anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krRFlzwnw3U
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I HAVENT WAITED 13 FUCKING YEARS SO YOU CAN DO YOUR EPIC FUCKING JOKES
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Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.
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AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
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Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients for the perfect little girls.
But everything changed when Professor Untonium added a secret ingredient; Aku, the shapeshiftimg master of darkess.
Thus, an unspeakable evil was born!
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You cu/ck/s are alright. I'll try and keep a thread open tomorrow for you guys. Come up and see us anytime.
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FUCK YOU RICK AND MORTY
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Wonder Woman is gonna make a killing in the box office, lots of women and daughters will go see it
Mark my words
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It helps that DC has successfully made children WW fans already
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Honestly, I hope it does well at the box office. I mean, it's going to be a shitty disjointed mess, no doubt about that, but I hope people see it. Cuz if it flops, you just know it's going to be the death of female action films and we'll never get a new generation women action heroes for a while. After all, if Wonder Woman fails, why would they bother to green light Foxy Brown 2: No Substitutes? And you know it'll affect Captain Marvel too, since Ike went out of his way to squash Black Panther and Capain Marvel at every turn because "Women and Blacks don't sell" is every toy makers motto. Like, so many future movies are riding on this one and even if reviews are shit, that didn't stop Suicide Squad or Iron Fist. Money is what matters most to these people. Not reviews.
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>>45145
I'm a dude and I still really want to see it and Im sure there are plenty like me who despite being bitch slapped across the face three times still think DC will change because they made an awesome trailer. And sure if they slap us again we might say good bye--that Justice League trailer sure is nice.
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Voltron - Wondercon edition 2017-04-02 02:45:22 Post No.45544
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We need our /co/intelligence teams here, post all the leaks you can from the panel today.
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Such a Justin Roiland/Dan Harmon thing to do. Nobody else would ever air a new episode of a tv show on April Fools without notice.
Geniuses.
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