Hey /cock/ I made some bacon
How badly did I screw up?
What did you season them with?
>>56804
how did you get your bacon so perfectly flat?
Does anybody here know if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself?
Not sure how that works legally, but I'm pretty sure that's unethical
>>56803
it's not illegal to want to do anything, however actually doing it would be illegal because it would be suicide.
>>56803
>if it is either illegal or unethical to wanna eat yourself
Well, Ornament, Dave Playpenz ate his own finger and nothing happened. Also, Mao Sugiyama actually charged people for the chance of eating his genitals, which they did and, still, no crime.
It's your own body so you can't really go to jail if you eat yourself.
As for the ethical part... well, as long as it's your own body, it's your choice. I don't, personally, think that will make you a better or worse person. Just be very careful in the process.
Remember your place, Jackfags.
for THE LOVE OF GOD
Have I been bamboozeled? Where's the new episode? Don't fuck with me, /cock/
>>56894
It always baffles me why people would go out of their way to intentionally piss people off. Can't speak for other language, but English has some words for people like that: "Asshole." "Jackass," "Jerk."
EVIL RIIIIIIIICK!
jerry is a cocksucker
Fuck him.
>>56857
and beth is a coward and a weak human being who can't stand up to her monster of a father.
I think the only satisfying way to end this show would be for morty to kill rick. That's what this episode showed me.
>jerry gets a job because of ricks sacrifice
>>56857
Fuck off Rick
Shrek has swag 3 yes
What is /cock/'s opinion on pork butts and taters?
Looked pretty tasty to me as a kid
>>55881
Eating ass has never been betterevery time I wish it would be better but it never is
>>58250
Well, most ass in this world isn't eaten with the assistance of a catapult.
tomato
Is tobacco /cock/? It's something that people consume for its flavor (among other things).
I mainly smoke cigs or use snus, but I tried dipping for the first time recently and that was a nice experience, except for the spitting.not condoning people start using tobacco obviously, it is your freedom to choose
pic related, a light cig that doesn't taste like air
you have to pretend youre eating the tobacco if you want to discuss it here
cigarettes make you cough. cigars taste great and smell great. snus and other smokeless tobacco is nice because you dont smell like an ashtray using it.
i have started to get into cigars lately. very enjoyable.
>>56108
>i have started to get into cigars lately. very enjoyable.
I always felt like those were too rich for my blood/a little pretentious for my working class ass. Not as much as smoking a pipe, but then again, cigars are quite readily available around here, so maybe one day
for a special occasion maybe
>>55918
Remember when Toonami used facehuggers to keep people from smoking during Intruder II? Good times.
Seriously, why do people think this kind of thing will get people to stop smoking? If anything, if I weren't so worried about lung cancer, those ads'd make me wanna smoke so bad.
Maernaise.
I...I can't watch this /cock/, they feLl in love so quick and are being torn apart so soon. /pol/ was happy and /mlp/ was actually nice.
Don't leave us /ck/ ;_;
ITT: Things in cartoons you want to eat
>>56193
....the pizza or the raven?
INOCENTE PALO
And dudes of all teen ages
>http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/04/01/521685923/literal-farm-to-table-heres-the-dirt-on-chefs-cooking-with-dirt
Is it the future, /cock/?
>/co/ laughs at /mlpol/
>/mlp/ and /pol/ actually get along
>Samurai jack is postponed next week
>actually thinking they could get away blaspheming kek
Ironic Isnt it /co/?
>>56033
>everyone laughs at /mlpol/
ftfy
>>56201
enjoying that new episode anon?
>>56267
of rick and morty? sure