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>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunchable fries, totally blew me away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
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So what are you saying exactly? For you its the mcchicken?

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LONG *bruuuuup* AGO IN A DISTANT NETWORK

I, REDDIT, THE SHOW-SHITTING MASTER OF *buuuuuurp* DARKNESS UNLEASHED AND UNMEMEABLE EVIL

BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR, WIELDING A *BRAAAP* REBOOTED SHOW, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE*bruuuuuup* ME.

BEFORE THE FOURTH EPISODE WAS STRUCK, I TWOOOOOOOOOOA*burp* A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG HIM ONE WEEK INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS *bruuuuuuuup* RED-DIT
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I'LL BE BACK

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Tell me the best lemon chicken recipe to cook as I watch Jack on cable.
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Step 1: Piss on your chicken.
Step 2: Cry because Rick and Morty April Fools means no Jack today.
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>>45118
>He thinks he's watching Samurai Jack tonight
Anon, I have bad news
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>>45166
>>45261
>Cable says Jack is on at 11
>The AS schedule was fucked like that last week too
You will not disway me with your lies. Now discuss lemon chicken.

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It's that time again. TONIGHT:

Here I am. Rock You Like an Official Sticker Collection: eps 4-5
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say : too many waifus can ruin your laifu: eps 21-23
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN: eps 39-40
I'm Quacking Up At All These Sports Puns: eps 12-13

I heard Adult Swim is pulling pranks on you, and the other chan that we moved to got hacked, so maybe we can be your cartoon block tonight~?
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livestreamDOTcomSLASHstarfishwasteland
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voting duck tales
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>>44961
I was wondering where you had moved to man, you just disapeared one day a while back. besides the xmas streams

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FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL AND THE FEMENIST BITCHS SUPPORTING THEIR SEX HATING AGENDA
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Toonami Drinking Game
http://pastebin.com/5dU2GLcg

Toonami Q&A
http://toonamifaithful.com/?s=Q%26A

Toonami tumblr. Ask anything Toonami related there
http://toonami.tumblr.com/

Toonami panel 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_rRY-VHUFI

Toonami music
http://pastebin.com/ihpxGCUZ
http://toonami.tumblr.com/post/71271575067/toonami-merry-christmas-and-happy-holidays

Naruto story
http://pastebin.com/ZFvtJfNa

Tweeting info
http://pastebin.com/qbLzAeH6

FLCL news
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-03-24/toonami-to-co-produce-2-new-flcl-seasons/.100222
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BREAK DEMARCO'S HANDS I SAY.
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>tfw no retro block of Toonami for April Fools
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NO MORE JOJO

This was a five part series published by IDW in 2013, after years of no SJ content.
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am i /cock/ approved?
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Looks pretty yummerz, what alliums did u use? I really dig the ingredients, but maybe would have put a harder sear on the chicken and some of the veg especially the tuhmaterz. Glad to see someone on cock knowing how to actually make food beyond cheetos and ramen

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Never tried it. One opened nearby.
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>>44600
Avoid the Dr. Gero cake.

It doesn't cell very well.

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How would /cock/ react if they showed the final episode of Samurai Jack as the new episode tonight, it starts at 11pm so it's still technically April 1st???
This is something that AS would actually do
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You guys wanna see my Sleepytime Chicken?
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if this is a fucking ramen sundae thread
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First two ingredients
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>>44702
You are horribly mistaken

The film starts dreamily and slow, like the trailers, and without any mention of Superman or Krypton. Instead, we are introduced to Lois Lane (putting up with the annoying personal assistant Perry assigned her, Jimmy Olsen) as she sets out to explore the globe seeking information on the mysterious indestructible Good Samaritan who keeps moving from place to place. The first act of the film consists of them following in his footsteps, retelling classic Superman stories through unreliable narrators and trying to piece together a narrative picture of the character. Finally, we arrive in Smallville where Lois meets with the Kents and hears their tale. Suddenly, the huge-ass storm hits and Pa Kent dies from a heart attack trying to get the neighbors to safety. Clark arrives on scene just a moment too late (Think All-Star) and is left in the ruins of the life he ran away from. Ma Kent gives him the old Kryptonian beacon/infodump as Pa's dying words were to "tell the boy everything" and Clark sets out with Lois to uncover the truth of his origin. However, activating the beacon/infodump/Maguffin/whatever also wakes up Zod's stasis ship and he beelines it to earth.

Lois and Clark (and Jimmy, why not) recount the now-unearthed story of Krypton just in time for Zod to arrive, demanding the infodump (Kryptonian property) and Clark (Kryptonian refugee) or he'll kill everybody. Clark fights him and wrecks Zod's shit as the Kryptonians cannot deal with their lasers and mech suits being so outgunned. When the dust clears, Zod runs away to lick his wounds as Clark sees the extent of the battle's destruction, unable to reconcile the sheer destructive power he holds. Clark has a heart-to-heart with his Mom. Meanwhile, Zod starts acclimating to Earth's yellow-sun conditions and going apeshit, destroying his men and blowing up his own stuff in a fit of power-drunken madness (Clark had a lifetime for his body to adjust, Zod has had maybe a day).
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>>44677
In the final act, Zod and his remaining followers come back and starts wrecking Metropolis to draw out Clark. Clark fights them to a standstill before refusing, flatout, to kill Zod. We get the whole "Stop!", "Never!" bit, but in the end Clark makes a deal with him; leave Earth forever and he'll surrender himself and the infobeacon. Zod agrees and backstabs him immediately, only for Clark to reveal that he overloaded the infobeacon to trap Zod in the Phantom Zone. Realizing he'll be stuck without A) his new godhood and B) any resources, ships, weapons, or followers, Zod flips out and tries to blow them both up. Clark lives, but uses the incident to go into hiding.

It ends with Lois giving Clark all her notes and the information they got from the infobeacon, so he can go dig up as much as he can from Zod's flagship (inconveniently wrecked in the arctic). Not long after, a new reporter pops in at the Daily Planet.

There. Basically the same movie, but infinitely less bullshit.

Did I make it better or worse?
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>>44677
Nigga I aint reading all that. We're sick to death of talking about MoS in general, what makes you think fanfic will make a difference?
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>>44740
It won't. I'm just drunk and sad.

>Uh, I guess he's not actually that great of a magician, then.
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Did morbi just do the animal head guy's job for him?
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>>44741
This is the future we chose.
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>>44741
two things
did Morbi just ape one of our posters gimmicks for april fools? cause if so, haw that funny.
and two Poppy is trying to figure out how they teleported Renard's Chair's Possum Battery.

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