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>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunchable fries, totally blew me away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

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LONG *bruuuuup* AGO IN A DISTANT NETWORK

I, REDDIT, THE SHOW-SHITTING MASTER OF *buuuuuurp* DARKNESS UNLEASHED AND UNMEMEABLE EVIL

BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR, WIELDING A *BRAAAP* REBOOTED SHOW, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE*bruuuuuup* ME.

BEFORE THE FOURTH EPISODE WAS STRUCK, I TWOOOOOOOOOOA*burp* A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG HIM ONE WEEK INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS *bruuuuuuuup* RED-DIT

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Tell me the best lemon chicken recipe to cook as I watch Jack on cable.

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It's that time again. TONIGHT:

Here I am. Rock You Like an Official Sticker Collection: eps 4-5
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say : too many waifus can ruin your laifu: eps 21-23
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN: eps 39-40
I'm Quacking Up At All These Sports Puns: eps 12-13

I heard Adult Swim is pulling pranks on you, and the other chan that we moved to got hacked, so maybe we can be your cartoon block tonight~?

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FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL AND THE FEMENIST BITCHS SUPPORTING THEIR SEX HATING AGENDA

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Toonami Drinking Game
http://pastebin.com/5dU2GLcg

Toonami Q&A
http://toonamifaithful.com/?s=Q%26A

Toonami tumblr. Ask anything Toonami related there
http://toonami.tumblr.com/

Toonami panel 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_rRY-VHUFI

Toonami music
http://pastebin.com/ihpxGCUZ
http://toonami.tumblr.com/post/71271575067/toonami-merry-christmas-and-happy-holidays

Naruto story
http://pastebin.com/ZFvtJfNa

Tweeting info
http://pastebin.com/qbLzAeH6

FLCL news
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-03-24/toonami-to-co-produce-2-new-flcl-seasons/.100222

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This was a five part series published by IDW in 2013, after years of no SJ content.

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am i /cock/ approved?

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Never tried it. One opened nearby.

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How would /cock/ react if they showed the final episode of Samurai Jack as the new episode tonight, it starts at 11pm so it's still technically April 1st???
This is something that AS would actually do

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You guys wanna see my Sleepytime Chicken?

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The film starts dreamily and slow, like the trailers, and without any mention of Superman or Krypton. Instead, we are introduced to Lois Lane (putting up with the annoying personal assistant Perry assigned her, Jimmy Olsen) as she sets out to explore the globe seeking information on the mysterious indestructible Good Samaritan who keeps moving from place to place. The first act of the film consists of them following in his footsteps, retelling classic Superman stories through unreliable narrators and trying to piece together a narrative picture of the character. Finally, we arrive in Smallville where Lois meets with the Kents and hears their tale. Suddenly, the huge-ass storm hits and Pa Kent dies from a heart attack trying to get the neighbors to safety. Clark arrives on scene just a moment too late (Think All-Star) and is left in the ruins of the life he ran away from. Ma Kent gives him the old Kryptonian beacon/infodump as Pa's dying words were to "tell the boy everything" and Clark sets out with Lois to uncover the truth of his origin. However, activating the beacon/infodump/Maguffin/whatever also wakes up Zod's stasis ship and he beelines it to earth.

Lois and Clark (and Jimmy, why not) recount the now-unearthed story of Krypton just in time for Zod to arrive, demanding the infodump (Kryptonian property) and Clark (Kryptonian refugee) or he'll kill everybody. Clark fights him and wrecks Zod's shit as the Kryptonians cannot deal with their lasers and mech suits being so outgunned. When the dust clears, Zod runs away to lick his wounds as Clark sees the extent of the battle's destruction, unable to reconcile the sheer destructive power he holds. Clark has a heart-to-heart with his Mom. Meanwhile, Zod starts acclimating to Earth's yellow-sun conditions and going apeshit, destroying his men and blowing up his own stuff in a fit of power-drunken madness (Clark had a lifetime for his body to adjust, Zod has had maybe a day).

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>Uh, I guess he's not actually that great of a magician, then.

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