>What's being storytimed?
Incorruptible and Irredeemable, two comics written by Mark Waid that focus around the idea of a Superman-type going crazy, and a supervillain trying to replace him.
>Why are you doing this?
Because I always wanted to do more storytimes. Plus, I broke down and bought that stupid 4chan pass after two issues worth of multi-image captchas, so I might as well make sure you all get my money's worth.
>Why this order?
Because the two titles cross over at a certain point before wrapping up, and I hate reading a story when I only know half the characters.
>Where can I catch up?
Irreedeemable pt 1: >>83365887
Irredeemable pt 2: >>83369935
Irredeemable pt 3: >>83400563
Irredeemable pt 4 / Incorruptible pt 1: >>83404505
Incorruptible pt 2: >>83433107
Incorruptible pt 3 / Irredeemable pt 5: >>83436547
ITT: tumblrcore done right
>>83438725
What the fuck does that even mean
>>83438738
I have no idea, but this thread is already a trainwreck and I hope nobody else posts in it.
>>83438738
There are female characters
and some of them are brown
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.
"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
>>83438482
A few of the early ideas had some promise.
But you're a shit writer desu.
If you're going to do something like this, you really need to put your all into it. And if you're older than 13, we can tell that didn't really happen.
>>83438648
>>83438752
>being this new
Can some one explain to me why there are so many people demanding to make the most iconic superheroes gay or sexual ambiguous or fat? I'm for diversity in comics by why not create new heroes instead of turning every hero into a fat chicks wet dream?
@83438366
>guaranteed replies: Thread #506
>>83438366
Because characters can't be friends anymore, everyone has to be paired.
I blame Internet and Tumblr, as always.
>>83438366
op here
I have a hard time believing that those who truly want diversity act like racists themselves.
If she falls in love with a man, the Internet will bitch.
If she falls in love with a woman, the Internet will bitch.
If she stays single, the Internet will bitch.
Is there a fourth option?
>>83438304
Yeah, realizing that opinions on the internet about kid movies don't mean shit.
Disney and Dreamworks combine and then shut down, leaving a massive animation power vacuum among dozens of smaller studios
>>83438304
>Is there a fourth option?
Yeah, you can shut the fuck up and stop being so concerned with other peoples' opinions.
To hell with love interests, Elsa should stay single. Any attempt at a romantic subplot is going to come off as forced and shitty.
Remember me?
>>83438183
As a kid I didn't mind the Lion, but I screamed and yelled at the TV when the Bear appeared because he seemed insane to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUxH-m60eSI
>>83438183
>>83439226
I came across some fuck up shit with the bear.
It's started several years ago in a simple dicussion about kids TV. I mentioned the bear from tellytubbies and several people not only didn't remember it but they straight up hardly denied the exsistance of it. No matter how much I said it was real they where sure it never happened. I of course showed them a video of it and their faces where completely shocked.
Everyonce in awhile this happened over and over with new people. All denying the bear was real until proven. And when I show them it's kinda like they get a little PTSD. Very few people remember the bear.
It's such a repressed memory for so many people I've never seen anything like it ever.
>The intro is a rap
>screamo intro
YO! ya-yo, ya-yo
Dreamin', don't give it up Luffy
Dreamin', don't give it up Zolo
Dreamin', don't give it up Nami
Dreamin', don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up give it NO!
>the intro is completely cut from TV broadcasts
The worst part about being a professional corporate tickler is the occasional request for you to put your face on their belly and blow, making amusing poot noises. Sir, I went to Harvard Tickling School for 8 years with a 4-year internship. I can't just do something like that for an extra 50 bucks, because I am not yet certified for that treatment.
>Who's
I like it under the shirt.
>>83437811
Is Ronny a tickle whore now?
Didn't really see a thread about this kinda stuff, but I just googled some random stuff about the MCU to find out about the working titles of their films:
>Iron Man 2 - "Rasputin"
>Thor - "Manhattan"
>Captain America: The First Avenger - "Frostbite"
>The Avengers - "Group Hug"
>Iron Man 3 - "Caged Heat"
>Thor: The Dark World - "Thursday Mourning"
>Captain America: The Winter Solder - "Freezer Burn"
>Guardians of the Galaxy - "Full Tilt"
>Avengers: Age of Ultron - "After Party"
>Ant-Man - "Big Foot"
>Captain America: Civil War - "Sputnik"
>Doctor Strange - "Eye See You"
>Spider-Man: Homecoming - "Summer of George"
>Agent Carter - "Nylon"
>Daredevil S1 - "Bluff"
>Daredevil S2 - "Ringside"
>Jessica Jones - "Violet"
>Luke Cage - "Tiara"
>Iron Fist - "Kick"
What do you think it'll be for the rest of the movies and Netlfix shows?
My personal guesses:
>Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - "Upside Down"
>Thor: Ragnarok - "Hades"
>Black Panther - "Foreign Exchange"
>Avengers: Infinity War - "Three's Company"
>Ant-Man and the Wasp - "The Birds and the Bees"
>Captain Marvel - "Binary"
>The Defenders - "Block Party"
>The Punisher - "Bullet Time"
Other random behind the scenes bits about the MCU or other capeshit movies also appreciated.
>>83437802
>Luke Cage - "Tiara"
>>83437802
Iron Man 1 went by "The Orphanage".
>>83437802
>Spider-Man: Homecoming - "Summer of George"
Night Dragon deserves more than one appearance under his belt. Batman:Hong Kong was all kinds of messed up but Night Dragon himself had loads of potential
Squire
>>83437557
Plus hes Chinese so he fills the diversity quota for DC
Batman Hong Kong is far from messed up it is AMAZING.
(Top 5 Batman stories)
Continuing the month-long daily storytimes of older Marvel Comics not set in an alternate universe commemorating the 616 Month (June 2016) with a storytime of three #1s released exactly six years ago!
It's gonna be a treacherous road...
I posted a thread earlier this week about my program I was developing, it is a command line tool that downloads all images from the specified url. I added .cbz archiving of files for story times.
I have a good stable copy of my software finished.
windows executable:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5v3I_MVz9_peGNaVmlSeVFQMWM
that is a single file executable, double clicking on it will run it in basic mode, no options, just download images from a url..
the application is meant to be run from command line. I will post directions for use
shortly.
OP here:
basic syntax..
double clicking on exe file will open app in basic mode.
app will ask you for a url, copy and paste a url and you will see images downloaded.
images will be downloaded to your computers pictures/my pictures folder in a directory called McImage
command line options.
to use in command line, change directory to location of mcimage.exe
type "cd location/to/mcimage"
run mcimage
type "mcimage url"
this will be a basic download no options.
you can apply options to the command:
"mcimage url --4hchan" would run the program optimized for 4chan
"mcimage url --4chan --cbz" would run the program and place all files in a cbz
"mcimage -s overwrite" would overwrite all files of similar save name
type "mcimage -h" for more commands
if anyone wants to see the source:
https://github.com/djmcc34/McImage
>>83437520
How much faster will this download my porn?
reddit.com/r/Sleepycabin/comments/4mb1fm/sleepycast_will_end_after_season_2/
twitter.com/SleepyCabin/status/738575571437953025
>>83437166
>I'LL KEEP THIS SNAPPY FOR YA'LL LOL
>As some of you have rightfully speculated, season 2 will have 30 episodes just like season 1. However, unlike season 1, there will be a hiatus after we release episode 25. We're not quite sure on the length of the hiatus just yet, but it will not be as long as the hiatus between season 1 and season 2. At most, it'll be several weeks. The reason for this is that episodes 26, 27, 28, and 29 will all ideally be different guest episodes, mostly recorded in California instead of Pennsylvania. The guests aren't 100% set in stone yet, but we have a good idea of who we want to have on, and I believe you'll all be pleasantly surprised with our final four guests.
>Episode 30 will be similar in spirit to episode 30 from season 1 in the sense that it'll be a big bang of sorts and will be pretty lengthy. Episode 30 will also be recorded in CA so that we can involve Chris and Stamper (who live there now). Niall, Mick, Cory and I will all visit California to do the finale.
>>83437174
>Finally, we'd like to end all speculation and formally announce that episode 30 will be the series finale of SleepyCast. The later part of this season has proven increasingly more difficult to put together not due to a lack of love for the podcast, but just because of the sheer amount of things going on in everyone's lives. SleepyCast was initially started as "filler" content while we worked on our bigger projects and almost all of said bigger projects are wrapping up or beginning to take full time commitment like never before. Beyond that, we're scattered all over the god damn Earth. Stamper is in San Diego, Chris in LA, Niall and I will be moving to LA at some point, Mick may do similar and Cory and Jeff will most likely continue working on the game in PA until it's finished. That said, it's likely someday in the not-too-distant-future that we'll all be settled down and SleepyCast will return in some form or another. I genuinely believe that statement and I'm not trying to sugar coat it, I know you're all big boys who can shit in your diapers without dada's supervision and horny eyes.
>I should reiterate that it's not ending right now so don't crinkle that fat face into a frown just yet, we have some more hehe's and hoho's coming your way very soon.
>Mick will make another announcement similar to this one with more detail and information sometime soon-ish. This update was just the broad strokes.
>A genuine thanks from everyone at the Cabin for all of you guys listening to us ramble for close to two years now and supporting us.
>Cheers
Bumpo
ITT: Characters that are literally you
>>83437069
Where'd you get this picture of me?
This is LITERALLY me
>>83437069
Did Doomsday have a dick in the regular version? I cant remember
>>83436615
nah
and for some reason this actually affects me
>>83436615
>Doomsday's dick got cut to make the movie PG-13
>>83436745
Why would being circumcised make the movie PG-13?