Can anyone decipher what the fuck Captain Marvel is saying?
>>85877726
The Hand Ninjas can raise eachother from the dead, we can't raise eachother from the dead. Don't get killed. Maybe you'd have an easier time if it was right side up.
>>85877726
I don't wanna!
>>85877726
At first I thought you were being a smart ass because the image is upside down, but yeah what the fuck?
Honestly, this shit gets it's dick sucked way too hard.
Maybe you just aren't sucking hard enough.
congrats, you have a different opinion than someone else. I'm proud of you
>>85877649
Not like you have to watch it
Recently got into the Ultimate universe, reading a lot of Spider-Man, X-Men and Ultimates. F4 is on my list. Wanted to see what /co/ thinks of it.
Ultimate Spider-Man is really fucking good and I like that the intense vitriol towards mutants in U X-Men creates a lot more amoral situations. Ultimates is pretty interesting I guess but is everybody just a shitty person in this series?
There are too many white people in your picture. In the name of tolerance, censor it.
>>85877596
Rehash of every story set in 616 with major EVERYONE IS SUPERDICK twist.
Ultimatum wasn't a mistake.
>>85877596
Is that the one where everyone turns black or Hispanic for some reason?
Joker is much more interesting without the Harley shoe-horned romance.
no he's still pretty boring
Thank you WB
>>85877512
Nope.
Leto Joker was a sexual deviant freak. Reminded me of Morrison's Joker.
Post yfw I put you through that fucking wall
EYY OL' BILLY REDFACE
>>85876866
this show was so disappointing
>>85878414
I thought it was understated. Everything felt very real to me.
Are we ever going to see more of John DiMaggio as the Joker? I honestly think his version was the only other animated Joker on the same tier as Hamill.
>>85876607
No, Troy Baker doing an okay Mark Hamil impression until the heat death of the universe
All we need is a script good enough that the VAs will feel like putting effort into it.
>>85876627
I can't believe someone ripped Pepe off for their shitty comic!
>>85876596
Feels good, man.
>Not realizing the sophisticated deconstruction of memes and the metaphor for growing up in the internet age that is boys club
/co/ never fucking reads comics
>>85876596
>inb4 /co/dependants take the lowest quality bait.
>Set during the height of the 1960s space race, with the Russians and Americans instead racing to reach Mars after a valuable mineral is discovered on the planet’s surface (this is in line with Stan Lee’s original concept for the Fantastic Four’s origin: “In Lee's original synopsis of the comic the original plan is flying to Mars but Stan Lee writes that due to ‘the rate the Communists are progressing in space, maybe we better make this a flight to the STARS, instead of just to Mars, because by the time this mag goes on sale, the Russians may have already MADE a flight to Mars!’”)
>Victor Von Doom is a scientist and astronaut working for the Russians on experimental space weapons
>In this version of the story Latveria is part of the Communist Eastern Bloc and has suffered greatly under Russian occupation; Doom, seeing himself as a voice of the people, attempted to stir revolution against the Russians but was caught and sent to Siberia; here Victor is recruited by the Soviet Space Program knowing of his genius, to earn his freedom and ensure the safety of the people of Latveria (essentially becoming a slave to the Soviets)
>The Americans, actually ahead of the Russians, send Reed, Sue, Ben, and Johnny (all working in some form for NASA) on a rocket to Mars
>Learning of the American’s plans, the Russians send their own team (including Doom) to Mars in an experimental (and possibly unsafe) rocket that Doom designed (Doom says the rocket isn’t ready but the Russians use it anyway)
>On route cosmic rays bombard the Russian ship, heavily damaging the Russian’s and sending it spiraling back to Earth
>Reed, Sue, Ben, and Johnny all make it to Mars and plant the American flag in the red martian soil, collect samples, etc... before making their way back to Earth
>On their way back they too are hit by cosmic rays but manage to successfully land
>The Russian rocket is retrieved by the Russians with Doom being the only survivor (who is horribly scarred)
>Meanwhile the four’s powers begin to manifest and are placed under quarantine; news of their successful mission has been revealed to the public and the media dub the four “The Fantastic Four”
>Reed has the power of elasticity (gaining it from the rocket’s experimental lightweight rubber polymer), Sue gains the power of invisibility (from the rocket’s stealth functions), Johnny gains fire powers (from bonding with solar flare particles), and Ben becomes rock-like (from bonding with samples of Mars’ soil)
>Back in Russia the Soviets see the American’s success as a huge embarrassment to themselves and lay the blame on Doom; as punishment Doom’s village is massacred while Doom is put back into prison
>The Fantastic Four begin training to control their powers; Reed is guilt ridden for what happened to his friends and is worried they may never lead public lives ever again - especially Ben
>The military wants to use the Fantastic Four as propaganda pieces and embrace their media popularity; they do so by revealing the team’s abilities to the public and calling them the first REAL American superheroes; this angers the team who still see themselves as freaks
>In his prison cell, Doom’s powers manifest (various forms of “cosmic energy projection”) and he escapes (killing nearly every guard and soldier)
>Doom flees to Latveria and discovers that his village and family massacred; he retreats to his ancestors castle where he finds a suit of armor and cloak which he fashions into new attire which he wears to cover his scarred body and face; it is here that Doom learns of the “Fantastic Four” and stews in anger and jealousy
>Apprehensively the Fantastic Four make their first public appearances in person (they are given costumes to wear - all part of the propaganda angle); to their surprise the four are welcomed by the public and begin to feel more at ease with their powers and new identities (Ben in particular is loved by children)
>A team of Soviet soldiers is sen’t into Latveria to retrieve Doom; the USSR know of his powers and wan’t to use him as their own propaganda piece and weapon; Doom kills the soldiers and decides to take action - never again will he or his people be used in such terrible ways
>Doom returns to Russia where he holds General Secretary Brezhnev hostage and assumes control of the Russian military and nuclear weapons; Doom activates the space weapons program - a satellite with a cosmic control rod that collects cosmic rays and channels them in a form of a ray which Doom plans to use to literally carve the world in his image
>The Americans learn of what has happened in Russia and send the Fantastic Four to stop Doom before he activates it
>The Fantastic Four and Doom battle as the satellite begins to wipe away portions of the United States and Russia landscapes as it moves towards major cities
>Working as a team, and with great struggle, the Four incapacitate Doom and shut down the satellite
>The US government (in contact with the Four) order the Four to move control of the space weapon to the military team; the Four refuse and opt to destroy it, believing no government should wield that type of power
>During this Doom escapes
>Sometime later the Fantastic Four have separated from the US Government, agreeing to look out for the interests of the globe and not just the United States; because of how loved they are by the public the US agrees and as a peace offering allow the Four to take up residence in New York City’s historic Baxter Building
>Alarms go off in the Baxter building as subterranean seismic activity begins to rattle New York and reports of a a giant three-headed monster emerging from the ground pour in; the four suit up and get to work
>Doom meanwhile has fled back to Latveria where he has started to gain a loyal following; Doom declares himself “absolute monarch of Latveria” and works towards inciting further revolution in the region
The End.
For real, though - he got his powers from 4chan.
>>85876322
4chan didn't exist in 1995
>>85876342
He got his powers from Usenet and Star Trek DS9 message boards.
>>85876322
Isn't this the show where Candlejack is from? Wouldn't it be a shame if someone was dumb enough to actually say that name ag
Pick one.
I'm sure the rabbit would be a less fattening meal.
My waifu
>>85876284
Judy might be bonier but I dunno what Candy Lander tastes like so I'd have to go with Judy. Sweet and savory never meshed with me.
Muscled super heroines thread
>>85876294
I just can't look at an overly muscular Titania the same again since afterscrunch
Why don't more people praise the fact that Nolan made an A+ Year One adaptation AND an A+ R'as story in the same film?
Batman Begins makes most cape films look like shit.
/co/ doesnt talk about movies that were good, we just harp on and on about the ones that were bad, but almost good if things could have just gone a little bit different.
>>85876210
>/co/ doesnt talk about movies that were good
Yes we do, we just call them bad
>>85876210
Do you want to bitch about Korra with me?
Futurama actually had a decent finale in spite of the varied quality of the Comedy Central episodes.
So why the fuck did The Simpsons feel the need to dig up the corpse to defile it over the course of 22 minutes?
>>85876108
Fuck you, that was a fun crossover.
>>85876108
Because you don't deserve nice things anon. All you fucking do is complain
>>85876135
>Barely made use of the Futurama cast with the exception of Bender and Professor Farnsworth
>The Futurama cast were off model every other shot.
>That stupid Seymour bit.
>Killing Scruffy and Linda
>Only a regular length episode, leaving little room for any sort of worthwhile attempt at a story to be made out of it.
It was pretty shit. Futurama deserved better if they had to insist on doing that.
https://vimeo.com/173436029
>Archie is two things: funny and wholesome
>let's make a tv show that's neither of those things
Why does this exist? Who wanted this?
>There will be a reckoning. And maybe... that reckoning... is me.
>>85875966
Archie Comics will take any opportunity they can to promote their brand and make money. They're very small and are desperate for any buzz they can get. So they'd probably accept any pitch, short of porn.
>>85875966
Say his name.
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>>85875887
FUCK, YOU JUST RAISED TRUMP'S POLL NUMBERS