Carnage thread?
>>94035599
Sure, why not?
"Cartoon" said they
>>94035540
Are those things supposed to be his spine? Because they look way too big to be a human vertebrae.
Since when did cartoon mean no gore?
>>94035563
He was a big guy
What's the worst comic cover ever?
>>94035431
This is from an upcoming issue, it's pretty damn ugly. Like they just asked some guys in toy design to do their cover because they were on a time crunch.
>>94035431
Tony's present should've been a Bartender's Guide.
So it's called COMIC con
Do comic book related things ever get announced or shown there?
>>94035353
Just yesterday:
>Cyber Force revival at Top Cow
>Second The Shadow/Batman crossover
>New Smiley Bone book by Jeff Smith
>4th volume of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Moore and O'Neill. They also announced their retirement after this book
>Arkham Asylum 2 and WW: Earth One sequel by Morrison, with Burnham and Paquette respectively
>Kaare Andrews’s Iron Fist finally released on Comixology
>X-Men Grand Design by Ed Piskor
>Cates and Shaw will write Thanos starting with issue #13
>New TMNT/Ghostbusters crossover
>>94035426
Also Grant Morrison returning to Wondy for vol 2 and possibly a sequel to Serious House.
>>94035426
Also the days before Karen Berger's books were announced, new 30 days of night, black hammer spin off by lemire
>>94035288
Superman
Depends.
Morrison once wrote Cap sucker punching the shit out of Supes, two hits and he slept for half an hour. His JLA run.
They don't fight much in cannon.
In the Injustice universe it seemed Billy was clearly more powerful.
>>94035288
Supes won in DCAU, and he was underpowered to shit there, so Superman.
Is she right?
>>94034820
You don't get to be a music snob if you listen to metal.
The correct answer to a "is X right" thread is to delete the fucking thread.
In this specific case, though, fuck off to /mu/ is also correct.
>>94034820
No. Music is subjective and people should listen to whatever jives well with their personality and mood. You like what you like, and trying to force yourself to like something else just to appease some elitist fucks won't make you happy.
I decided to give Marvel a shot. I've read some comics in the past and I have a general idea who's who. Supposedly Marvel NOW! is a good place to start but I wanted to begin with AvX.
My question is - will it make any sense for a new reader like me? I have all the tie-ins and stuff like that but I have no idea what have happened in House of M and other stories that were before AvX.
>>94034796
Don't give Marvel a shot. It'll make your life easier.
The non-meme answer: The thing about events, especially Marvel events, is that they establish the status quo for the next event- so its really hard to pick a clean jumping on point for the whole universe if you don't want to start back in 2004 or whatever. What I'd recommend is to start with a character or team that you're interested in. When their comic leads into an event, then, at least you'll have context for SOME of the characters, and the rest you can pick up along the way.
>>94034796
AvX is in a way the final chapter of a 10 year run.
Find a character that you are interested in and find a point that's an easy start point for new readers.
Avoid events they aren't catered to you and they are mostly pretty terrible for those they are created for.
>>94034796
Current Marvel started with Bendis Avengers desu
Stuff you've fapped to, but really shouldn't have
>>94034650
If you want to fap to uncomfortable women, why don't you just jerk it to your daily life?
>>94034662
>make a joke
>it's too convoluted
oh no
Cheesecake thread.
>villain kills a ton of innocent people
>villain beats him up, but stops short of killing him after an epic struggle of morality
>throws him in jail
>villain eventually recuperates, breaks out, and kills more people
>rinse repeat
>no one is ever really saved, no justice is ever really done, nothing is ever accomplished
how does anyone enjoy cape comics anymore?
I'm so fucking jaded
>>94034634
That's a busy villain doing all that. Why'd the villain throw himself in jail?
>>94034659
I can't even type right I'm so fucked in the head
>>94034634
Shit, could you imagine a dual minded super villain, who altered between the villain and hero self?
And how each story would end up in him beating himself up and handing himself over to the authorities.
Was his fetish so bad that he had to marry a pig like selma?
>>94034278
Think of it this way: his fetish was so bad that it didn't even matter to him that he was marrying a pig like Selma.
>>94034278
He fucks fish, make up your own mind as to whether that's better or worse than being into Selma
>>94034309
what was it? little boys?
or was he really sleeping with the fishes like fat tony said?
his room had a aquarium
YOUR NOT MY FAAATHHHEEERRRRR!
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>>94034179
No,. You're MINE!
Wouldn't he need to be bare feet and hands to crawl on walls?
>>94033725
No because he can shoot webs out of his wrist
>>94033725
He shifts the ionic bonds on his hands and feet or something dumb like that.
>>94033737
Why not his butt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caj2OoFUXsQ
I mean...Nigga what?
>>94033644
That isnt Abe
If anything it's Del Toro being a cheeky bastard
>>94033644
motherfucker that best be an abe sapien movie
Hey this looks good. An ACTUAL newish idea from Hollywood. Color me surprised.
It's funny how you feel bad for Lego Joker in this scene despite the fact that the premise is similar to Arkham Knight's Joker ending.
They should just fuck already.
Lego Joker's more innocent than Arkham Joker.
Can you imagine how Batman: The Dark Knight's two boats scene would have played out with THIS Joker?