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>>1903835
heres a template but its low res, sorry

someone make one that says:

when you go to take a shit in your wagecuck bathroom and your autist workmate has smeared his shit all over the walls and put a baguette in the toilet to spite the other workers


id make one but on phone

>>1903841
Did this actually happen to you?
Why a baguette? Wouldn't it just get soggy and dissolve?

In similar situation minus the asshole stepdad.

I would recommend:
think and grow rich
Millionaire by thirty
Summaries of the intelligent investor (advanced text)

Robinhood for brokerage-savings accounts are for cuks

Set up Roth IRA

Buy bitcoin via coinbase

Just go with the usual "buy eth"

>>1903803
Noice cheers for the titles

>>1903804
Sure, this is part of the intention, but I'd like him to grapple the foundations / principles of day trading / investing / financial gambling —I don't want him going in blind like I did and although I'm learning, there's not much I can teach him currently

Buy ETH and wait.

>>1903783
Both are inflated at the moment, and bitcoin has some hardfork/blockchain expansion nonsense afoot.

If you're deadset on purchasing a cryptocurrency I would advise looking into the various altcoins to see what looks promising and/or undervalued.

Best of luck my friend.

>>1903783
Iconomi coin is the next big BOOM. Its the fucking NASDAQ of all cryptos you stupid fucks.

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Start a brothel and hire me to test out the new girls.

>>1903772
>$1m in cash
>posting on 4chan
I smell a ruse

If not, you don't deserve your money.

>>1903772
Do you fuck alot of Russian hookers or have an Russian gf?

>>1903757
I don't know where you have heard that, but I think you are confusing correlation with causation. Investors who invest in index funds perform better than those that do not due to having a more diversified portfolio. An index fund just replicates the index (with some mild variance depending on the replication method) and thus largely performs like the index.

>>1903757
Dude, where is that sculpture supposed to be?, I thought it was on madrid.

https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ángel_caído

periodic rebalancing can have you coming out ahead of the performance of a particular index

I have a master degree in Europe and I dont earn it (yet) to be honest. I work my ass off for 20 per hour.

I'd take it in a heart beat.

>>1903716
God-tier; >completely forget that useless faggot and wipe him from your life. He wouldn't get a job if it was literally handed to him on a plate (case in point; OP's post)

Above mere mortal-tier; >Literally never, ever do him any favours again; no matter how menial. When he brings it up, state that it's "beneath your dignity" to be an errand boy.

straight white male-tier; >tell him he's a fucking idiot and you think less of him, ask him if being an unemployed, lazy piece of shit is beneath his dignity too

regular-tier; >suggest that he's being a dickhead by not taking a well-paying job from a friend who's trying to help him out, but do it subtly.

faggot-tier; >ignore his statement and continue being friends

cuck-tier; >suck his dick and send him a cheque as a thankyou

The choices are many. The consequences are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This; is Judge Judy.

>>1903724
Legit made me laugh at the end.
>>1903716
Op how many hours a week?

Yes. Just got to do things right.

>>1903663
the only thing I don't know how to do is payment processing.

should I use a 3rd party, that takes a cut, or try to get a merchant account from my bank, which may or may not allow adult transactions.

Anyone have experience doing credit card payments?

>>1903667
I have a small porn site. Was thinking of starting a cam thing too. (NSFW) ProJizz.com

>buy eth
>wait for it to go up to 70 during the summer
>wait for it to go >200 by 2020

>>1903657
/thread

>>1903651
Use it to buy a suit and find a salaried job.

>>1903621

>mfw I'm rich tomorrow when the market opens

>>1903639
its already priced in bagholder

>>1903641

cool beans bro, check APH.V tomorrow and we'll see

>>1903555
Wednesday.

>>1903558
Yep. This thread is for pre-Article 50 discussion. All things Brexit related.

>>1903555
Can't believe I got trips

>>1903555
Wish we waited for French elections, if Lepen doesn't win we don't win/lose anything. If she does win we will be able to get more.

The same AI that predicted brexit and trump winning despite all the "polls" saying otherwise is also saying that Lepen will win.

3 I recently ready
What would google do (i believe by jeff jarvis)

Conscious Capitalism -John Mackey
Good Profits- Koch

I recommend Markets Not Capitalism: Individualist Anarchism Against Bosses, Inequality, Corporate Power, and Structural Poverty by Gary Chartier

>>1903493
Rich Dad Poor Dad by Ricardo Wasabi

>>1903464
Aren't they just going to initiate the formal procedures they've been publicly planning for months?
I doubt there will be a large impact. Maybe a small one, but most of this is already going to be priced in.

Pretty sure Article 50 will be triggered on Wednesday.

markets already made its move june last year, those going short now are trappededed

>4chin users getting along with plebbit users
thats a cute idea

>>1903435
expand, you arent solving any of problem, so far no.

>>1903435
so stocktwits?

ETH
LISK
VIA
Milocoin

Rate

100% DRACO

This makes up 99% of my living. Last 1% goes to Mountain Dew.

LEPEN

>>1903353
I don't know shit about mining but my grandfather likes to watch Gold Rush and if that show is anything to go by, you need a million dollars worth of equipment before you can even start looking.

>>1903360
Probably because back in your granddad's day, you could just get yerself a pick and head off into the mountains.

Yessir, could get a whole messa gold just scratchin' at the dirt.

There was an anon who had purchased a couple acre plot with a riverbed that was downstream from a big gold operation way back when. He'd get residue that would amount to a few hundred to a thousand dollars a year in little grains of gold. It was his weekend getaway, he never really expected to make rich off of it.
>>1903360
more like a million dollars in gold ore to place in your plot to fool people on a fake tv show