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/biz/ are there any actual downsides to just... lying on your resume about qualifications?
After being rejected for the millionth time by a college, despite good grades and no debt, I'm wondering what exactly is stopping me from just telling a company I have a bachelors. I mean, journalists fail to research the most basic of facts all the time, I can't imagine an HR department would give enough of a shit to call every single applicant's college. And if I get caught, what's the worse that can happen? It's not like they can just call every other company in the world and tell them I lied.
If it facilitates me getting better experience in my relevant field, what's stopping me /biz/? Is there something obvious I'm missing here?
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>>3487095
Nothing is stopping you but fear. Everyone lies and many even lie in tremendous ways.
Hopefully you're actually capable to perform the job, that is all.
Realistically though I'd recommend any highschool-only person on /biz/ to just lie and say they have an associates degree in some general area like business admin, it's believable and helps a fair bit.
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If you ever get in trouble at a company you lied on your cv to get into, the very first thing they do is check everything with a toothcomb looking to fire you. It's Gross Misconduct in almost all companies to do what you are suggesting, and most will fire you on the spot irrespective of how good you are at the job, how long you've done the job for, etc etc
So, yeah, you can risk a lie, but it can also come back to bite you on the ass later, at any ttime, without warning.
We've fired nurses, even consultants with twenty years experience who lied all those years ago.
The only thing you can get away with is dropping qualifications off your application form. That sort of equivocation isn't actionable in most places.
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You can't be rejected by community colleges
Then you can transfer to a proper university
Is lying on your resume the right moral action to take?
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Say a few words for Bitcoin 2017-09-15 11:39:58 Post No.3487081
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Say a few words for Bitcoin
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FUCK YOU JUST DIE ALREADY
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bitcoin you were pretty good. you allowed me to peak into a world where i wasn't completely hopeless. for a moment i allowed myself to imagine a better life becasue of you.
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>>3487081
It dying means we get a proper business board again.
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I MEAN GOOD GOD
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>>3487079
Not the Doge... not like this...
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Where were you when doge was kill?
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time to put it down
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Benjamin Graham warned you, only 10 percent of your portfolio should be allocated to speculation.
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Invested 1k€ from my 10k€ savings
still think that crypto will recover
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This is great advice if you are rich as fuck.
If you dont already have riches then this need not apply.
Keep following boomer advice lad.
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>tfw allocated 5% to crypto
Dont look at it.
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>>3486999
Arkies can't be helped. It's a mental illness that they suffer from.
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Lol so deluded.
Enjoy your correction dumbfucks
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I am buying more ARK today, I am still waiting for bank transfer.
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Remember why you invested in crypto, it wasn't for the money it was because you believed in the crypto revolution, a revolution that would bring about a fairer more equal world!
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nah its definitely for the money
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>>3486983
How many BTC to dump my load into that blond Dutch whore
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>a revolution that would bring about a fairer more equal world!
except crypto is the complete opposite of that with the early adopters being your new kings
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>most autistic thing you do/think/act in crypto
>most autistic thing you do in life
>installed blockfolio on 3 of my old phones I don't use anymore and set them to three different exchanges so I can see my portfolio's value in different countries at the same time
>keep a journal of the different women I've slept with written in the star wars language of Aurabesh, scrambled by an 8 digit pen-and-paper cypher
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pretty sure you already won the thread. jesus christ
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>keep a journal of the different women I've slept with written in the star wars language of Aurabesh, scrambled by an 8 digit pen-and-paper cypher
lmao
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>>3486979
this.
SAGE.
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WHEN THE FUCK DO I BUY? 2017-09-15 11:28:53 Post No.3486930
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i was about to buy at $5k then it started dropping. then you guys sayd it wont go past $4k so i was about to buy but it did. then $3.5k and now i want to buy at $3k but it was breached.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BOTTOM?
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It will go down to ~1.300 within 48 hours
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>>3486930
This is the absolute bottom. Forreal this time.
But it won't matter if you bought at 3k or 5k when the price jumps to 100k
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We're going to zero baby? Also, dont take anything on /biz/ seriously.
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Animals are exceptionally malleable. The russian fox experiment proved that.
Why don't we train an animal to become incredibly smart? The potential cost efficiency of a small large brained animal doing things like data entry is insane. Sure, it would take millions to get an animal to that point, maybe a few billions, but it'd make trillions. Sure, they don't have opposable thumbs, but we could make them tools. How much does a poor chinese villager cost to make shoes all day or work with dangerous chemicals? At least a bag of rice, probably more with chinas growing economy. What about a crow? Like five peanuts and a thimble of water. And we wouldn't have to give China money. It's likely to be doable from a practical standpoint, we know a shit ton of wats to bruteforce intelligence, as well as essential specific genes
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>>3486917
Well that seems a pretty good idea. But I believe you got the wrong board, fellow Anon.
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>>3486917
This is where the usefulness of crypto comes in. Use crypto to fund that kind of research.
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>>3486917
>furry
kys
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It's over.
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>>3486909
This. I'd unironically buy 100k right now
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>>3486928
Why don't you take a loan then?
https://twitter.com/cnLedger/status/908633922044534786
Yunbi is kill.
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I'm in complete shock right now. This is it, isn't it?
They're all going to close.
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>>3486966
Fuck this shit! This 1 exchange per day faggotry without official announcement is the worst method they could choose ever.
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>>3487021
It's brilliant. They want the most fear and panic they possibly can create.
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Buy order at 2200.
Who is with me?
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>>3486867
me, waiting for that juicy /dip/
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>>3486867
Buy order at 400.
Who is with me?
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>>3486867
> i set my buy order at 2201
get cucked faggit
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This isn't a dip... This is a crash
Now that crypto is dead, whats your fall back plan?
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flippin dem burgers
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>>3486859
im bringing out the old kneepads...
i thought i could escape that life with crypto but it looks like im back to sucking cock for $20 a pop, $30 if i swallow
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>>3486859
I'll probs become an electrician.
It can pay 60-70k annual down the line, and is a very comfy job
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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS DONE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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WHY HERRO WE SELL BITCOIN NAO
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We got chinked
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I know this feel bro. Happy fucking Friday.
Tldr I've written a working bot and I'm selling it, message me at @FuzzyM on telegram.
Ok, I've finally written a working bot. Average returns are 50% every 3 months.
Before you ask why I'm selling it, it's because I'm a poor NEET and I don't have the money to get it to work on my own.
The bot itself is finished, fully tested and working. The only thing left to do is fully implement the GUI, which is turning out to be more complicated than I thought because it requires multiple threads running. Anyways, this bot will be ready in 1-2 weeks max, and I'm selling it because I need the money since Bitcoin is crashing.
I was originally going to sell it at $1500 worth of bitcoin, but I'm willing to sell it at 0.3 bitcoin since it's a presale.
However, I will only be selling the bot to 10 people in total, presale and final sale so that I can still use the bot to make profits for myself. First come first serve.
Message me on telegram and I'll provide whatever proofs you want that the bot works, it outputs graphs, results files that I can send you.
This bot is useful for people who feel like they're always making losses. It has been backtested in downmarkets, etc.
I chose the price based on the fact that you can put in only $2k and be making profits within 3 months.
One feature I have included in the bot is the ability to do paper trading so you don't have to use real money if you want to test how it works.
Remember, first come first serve, only 10 bots available and my telegram is @FuzzyM
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you have great timing
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>>3487051
why?
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>Average returns are 50% every 3 months.
Over the last 3 months bitcoin has gone up 100%, you would have done twice better just holding