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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

>>716418166
Naw, let's just do the banana thing again.

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>>716418166

>>716418290
>>716418267

It's fucking old and ruins threads. Stop posting the fucking same old shit normie faggots

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>>716416634

>leider so wahr

War vor ein paar Jahren noch ein richtiger Beta. Hab mir gedacht, solange du freundlich und nett bist zu Frauen hast du eine Chance . .. oh man, wenn ich daran denke muss ich cringen. Oder wenn Mädels die Hausaufgaben von mir wollten und anschließend bei Chad aufm Schoß saßen. Da wurde mir dann irgendwann klar dass irgendwas nicht mir stimmt und meiner Umwelt.

>>716416679

Ja.

>>716416729

>Es muss doch eine einzige geben die nicht total behindert im kopf ist

Ich versuch mein Glück mittlerweile in Roulette oder Lotto. Dass erscheint mir realistischer zu sein ...

#jeansy

>>716417238
na das hat ja gedauert

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>Warum sind Frauen so scheiße?

Mal ehrlich, wieso sind die so empathielos?

>Seid ihr rechtsextrem?

Ja.

>Wie verübt man ohne Spuren zu hinterlassen eine Tat?

Latexanzug tragen + Maske und darüber zwei Overall der Schutzstufe 1+2. Um keine Hautpartikel zu hinterlassen.

>Was habt ihr heute gegessen ... ach egal, juckt mich nicht.

Scheiß Kartoffelsalat mit scheiß Bockwurst.

>Schon masturbiert?

Ne, rege mich gerade zu sehr auf.

>Weiter gehts mit der Diskussion wieso Frauen so schlampig sind.

Ja.

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>>716418100
Snoke

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i got snake for christmas too! rolling for "adolf snekler"

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>>>716388620
The other will die soon enough

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http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=564

anyone got the one that ends with the guys asphyxiating themselves in their car?

111

ez trips

>>716412777
I would ask why iCarly is asian now

Give rice?

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>>716412777
I offer to give her money in return for fucking her. She agrees and I take her back to mine. I rip her clothes off and start roughly fucking her mouth so that she pukes. I tell her I'll give her $100 to try to eat her puke, she agrees but throw up again as soon as she tastes it. I say that will do and start fucking her ass until I cum deep inside. As soon as I'm done I tell her I recorded the whole thing and show her the recording. She starts sobbing and says I can keep the money if I delete it. I decline and say that I will send it to everyone she knows. She screams and cries even more so that all her makeup runs down her face, but I offer her a way out. I say if she lets me do whatever I want to her the next day for 3 hours I will delete it from my phone. She agrees. I invite 20 of my friends around and she comes around an hour later. But in that hour I had been giving all my friends beers so they are desperate for the toilet by the time she comes around. I tell her that she is the toilet, take her to the bathroom, put her in the bath with the plug in and we all start pissing on her. She starts crying again and her makeup runs down her face yet again, once we have all finished only her head is not submerged in our piss, so I dunk her face under for 20 seconds and she comes up gasping for air, only for me to show my cock down her mouth making her gag. I take her out the bath, stinking of piss and we all start fucking her three at a time. Just as we get close we stop and another three take over, we continue this until 20 minutes are left. I tell her to get on her knees and we all jerk our cocks around her and cum all over her body. So at the end her whole body is covered in cum and piss, she stinks and her makeup has smudged down her face. There are 5 minutes left and I tell her the last 5 minutes are for her to walk home. Without her clothes. Covered in our fluids.

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>>716413114
Show that stupid tattoo of yours bitch

timestamp show tits

Why? If you were going to, you would have just done it. Also. No timestamp, no effort.

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>>716412540
To dogs they aren't

They taste better

I miss Sasha Grey in porn...

I celebrate christmas right now

nooooo doooot aboooot it eh

im 27 yo and i dont own A car, nor a house nor a wife.

I am jizzus

>>716410547

what time is the show?

>>716410032
I fapped in the park

*draggers. Excuse me

>>716411436
>Norwegian

You really think Trump or any American gives a fuck about your tiny ass insignificant country?

Where the fuck even is Norway lol don't tell me I literally don't give a fuck merry xmas

>>716411436
Trump supporter here. Censorship is still gay.

There was a s/fur comic where a witch kitsune puts a curse on a dude and sucks his dick, then she kicks him out, gets horny and he comes back they fuck.

Couldn't save it, Anyone has sauce?

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