YLYL THREAD ACTUALLY FUNNY EDITION NO BANANAS

>>716418166
Naw, let's just do the banana thing again.

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>>716418166

>>716418290
>>716418267

It's fucking old and ruins threads. Stop posting the fucking same old shit normie faggots

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>>716418376
Welcome to /b/.

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>>716418579
>>716418290

>>716418638
Been here years just get sick and fucking tired of the soggy old banana

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>>716418267

>>716418714
So have I.

Would a hundred pages of DESU again be better for you?

>>716418910
Just actual funny images, gifs and webms would do.

>>716418910
Just actual funny images, gifs and webms would do.

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>>716419172

this thread is gay

>>716418376
Save it, it's all yours my friend

Why do people post bananas?

>>716418166
ylyl threads are never funny they are just the same lowest common denominator reposts that rarely make someone want to smile, much less laugh. the only people who do laugh are newfags and reddit tier cancerous tourists. the banana is a metaphor for everything that has ever been posted or will be posted in a ylyl thread on /b/

>>716419195
You getting butthurt is all the funny I need.

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>>716420254
Thanks, Lori

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>>716420254
The banana is life, bruh

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>>716420252
Cause they're funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSgNMi_5RfE

>>716420704
thank god i am spending xmas eve with this guy and all of you

my life is fucking wonderful

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>>716418714
A wise man once said, "be the change you wish to see in the world"

>>716419782
:'XD

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>>716418166
HAHA I REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE

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>>716418166
https://youtu.be/H0GGXJg2g80

>>716420993
still laugh at
> poles

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>>716420852
A wise man once said, don't feed the trolls, they are like the game, you can't win you can only lose

https://youtu.be/Zlc9GtfC3hw

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>>716418166

>>716421582
SO relatable! :)

>>716420839
>you can't handle my finest letters

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>>716418166
>>716418638

>>716418290
lost hard

>>716420986
Don't even have btc

>>716418910
Design shitposting makes more fucking sense than the stupid banana

>>716420472
>bruh
>bruh
>bruh
I'm sorry, I didn't know that this was a Facebook day out. Fuck off.

>>716418746
the first civilizations were in Africa

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>>716420211
Thanks Lori

>>716420242
dunno wot's worse - the image or the fact that someone drew it and thought it was good enough to upload

>>716420693
why does this cake have brown grease!? fucking gross dude

>>716422956
It's an ice cream cake you retard

>>716418638
Grandpa!

>>716422796
Most evidence says the first civilizations were in the Middle East, like Babylon.

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>>716423172
https://youtu.be/hv7jvyslRek

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>>716423269

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>>716420881
>:'XD
>>716421012
>>716421858
>:)
>>716420472
>bruh
Now you see why oldfags are leaving this piece of shit and going to 8ch and 2ch.

>>716423207
I'm not sure where you think the middle east is...

>>716418166
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and fuck there music go buy there ugly ass music that smell like poop that the ugly people losers gawk at cause the ugly people losers that play the music smell like poop and is all horny and smell like poop that the ugly people losers love cause the ugly people losers are horny and selfish and smell like poop there so fucken ugly and many people think the same and the ugly people losers smell like poop and cant even make cheese burgers that good and the ugly people losers smell like poop and cheat and the ugly people losers smell like poop and say is better then people after cheat and the ugly people losers smell like poop and try to judge people but the ugly people losers smell like poop and is the ugliest of them all and but ugly people losers that smell like poop get ugly help and the ugly people losers smell like poop and nobody make fun of ugly people losers cause make everybodys cheesebugers and ugly people losers say is better but try too hard to cheat when get scared and the ugly people losers smell like poop and after ugly people losers that smell like poop cheat say not scared and say is better then people and i aint going to help something that only help ugly people or ugly people losers that smell like poop

>>716418684
This one is too obvious. A webm of a greentext?

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>>716423467
hahahah i get it!! it's because in the olden days they had black slaves and the black people are on sale so it's literally a "black friday"

>>716423616
I'm not sure who your history teacher is. Because Arabs and Persians were one of the first civilizations.

>>716422156
Literally no one is scared of him

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>>716422796
This anon is correct

>>716423656
Dude that post is just, so un4chan.
I don't know if it was sarcasm.

>>716420840
I love you anon dont ever forget that.

>>716423809
fucking kek

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It's been good fam! Just remember to ignore those pesky bananas, dont feed the trolls!

>>716420276
>hard evidence that sony is running a cp ring.

>>716423603
Honestly it's just this board.most other boards can be pretty mature, even the blue ones appear to have less children. Although there's this meme that
>OMZ /b/ is da worst place on the computers XXXDDddd
it's really just childish.

>>716420986
no

>>716420993
>Canadian Man
>Has white guy
>Ahh yes, Canada, ancestral home of white people

>>716422956
You haven't been to many birthday parties, huh?

>>716418166
guy that posted the worst post in the last thread asks for new thread with funnier shit kek

>>716422060
kek

>>716420041
Her face came off

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>>716423975
I think you don't know how greentext works.

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>>716420993
wtf is this from

>>716422796
You have to actually be civil to have a civilization.

>>716423306
I can't think of a non-obscene reason why that would be on there.

>>716420986
Nigger

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>>716421348
This bant is pure class!

>>716419896

Kek'd

>>716423700
You realize that both the Persian and Arab empires were located in Africa and Asia right? Arguing that the first civilizations weren't in africa by saying that the Arab and Persian Civilizations came first is really fucking stupid.

>>716420986
Merry Christmas. Please let my mum live

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>>716423656

>>716424052
Didn't post in the last thread. Just got it and put it here to get a better one started.

>>716420410
That's not YLYL that's truth.

>>716418166
the ugly people losers want things but people dont want them but force people to like them and the ugly people losers smell like poop and there selfish and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers smell like poop and try to like people and iam laughing cause the people that like the ugly people losers smell like poop and the people has to suffer from that and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers dont trust the people and the ugly people losers smell like poop and will only help only ugly people or ugly people losers and the ugly people losers smell like poop and ugly people smell like poop and the ugly people losers smell like poop and get drunk with the ugly people losers that smell like poop and let them rape you while the ugly people losers smell like poop and iam like bo ha hah and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers smell like poop and people died cause of the ugly people losers cause the ugly people losers kill people the ugly way if the people think the ugly people losers is ugly and dont give the ugly people losers sex and the ugly people losers smell like shit and the ugly people losers smell like poop and people suffer and die the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and lose there money the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and people lose everything the ugly way cause of the ugly people losers that smell like poop and people cant do anything cause of the ugly people losers hurting people the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and peoples organs get hurt cause the ugly people losers hurt people the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop with the help of the ugly virgo bitch to help the ugly bitch that smell like poop to look for a weak ness so the ugly people losers can hurt people the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell like poop

>>716418746
poor little black personblob

are these threads ironic or something

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>>716422796
>>716423207
>>716423616
>>716423700

The first civilisation by a clear margin was Sumeria, in the south of mesopotamia (modern day Iraq). They weren't Persians, they certainly weren't Arabs, they were their own distinct thing separate from either Semitic people are Indo-Europeans (the ethnic groups that Arabs and Persians are sub-groups of, respectively). They then taught civilisation to the neighbouring semitic peoples (Assyrians, Babylonians, etc) and over the course of several thousand years became so blended with these successor states that they essentially ceased to exist as a separate ethnic group.

>>716423700
>>716423207
you need to get a new history teacher

>>716423616
you need to get a new geography teacher

>>716422796
you... just no.

>>716420410
kek

Every banana you post increases the time it takes you to get a girlfriend by one week. You dick size by a microscopic amount and kills 100 braincells. Repost this or your mom/dad/wife well get Alzheimer's at an old age and you'll watch her slowly fade and die

>>716425102
If I'm correct, Mesopotomia is in middle east. And well, Arabs are Semitic so that still makes them one of the first civilizations.

>>716425102
I enjoy and appreciate what you do for us
Seriously though that's cool

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>>716423172

It means people toast bread.

>>716420986
jb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-kc .u gyb,

>>716425384
>>716425414
>>716425429
OLE

>>716424181

like in the movie?

face off?

>>716420788
Kek'd

>>716425102
I'm seriously fascinated by the idea of them teaching the neighboring peoples of civilization building and I presume working toward a goal of functioning as a unit for progress

Were they actually wild and like the cavemen we characterize in media?

I know that's literally the joke that spawned this discussion, but it's still weird to think about

>>716425384
>>716425414
>>716425429

only a retarded banafag would think it's a victory to post a image sequence in a thread he's already shitposted away people's interest in

>>716420121
Sadly I find this very funny

>>716422344
got me good

>>716425761

it definitely is

>>716420410
He has a barbershop, too.
Also, it's fun to hang with him on Fridays, so "Bye, Felicia."

>>716423493
le funny meme ha ha *tips fedora*

>>716420788
Why couldn't he look this cool when he was President?

>>716424153
all grips, camera operators and other crew that did real stuff, including special effects and shit was male. And the fact that the only point of the movie is the fact that all cast and crew were female, and also failed miserably on box office is lame and kek

>>716425743
only a newfag could be this triggered by a stale-ass meme

>>716423878
>fam
I'm contemplating leaving for a new website, which I won't tell you newfag a about.

>>716420252
god is dead

>>716423172
People toast toast

>>716425735
>Were they actually wild and like the cavemen we characterize in media?

No. Firstly, really the only reason we think of early humans as cave dwellers is because their artefacts were best preserved their. They lived all over the place in many different styles of dwelling, but those obviously are long gone now. The best archaeological evidence they usually left is flint tools. Everything else just rots away.

Now to the main point: agriculture had been progressing for thousands of years in the fertile crescent before the Sumerians built the first cities. (The fertile crescent the arc that stretches from what is now Kuwait up the Tigris and Euphrates rivers ). There was no specific technological revolution that led to farming - many hunter gatherers garden on a small scale, tending small groups of plants in an informal way - a combination of favourable climate and probably some cultural traits led to people relying more and more on the plants they tended for food, until it became the main source of nutrition. It took thousands of years to happen because natural varieties of plants simply don't provide enough food - time was needed for better strains to be selectively bred.

So over thousands of years population groups in the middle east grew from the average hunter-gatherer size of 150, up to villages with a few hundred people, and very large villages with over a thousand. Then Sumerians came along and upped the game completely by creating cities with five thousand, ten thousand, fifty thousand people.

The semitic tribes to the north of Sumeria would have lived in large villages and practised agriculture, so they wouldn't have been entirely alien. But they wouldn't have had anywhere the same size, organisation or sophistication that the Sumerians displayed, in building things like complicated irrigation networks, creating writing, organising political hierarchies capable of administering thousands of people.

>>716421012

lost to this bullshit

>>716424596
Top kek

>>716426940
>(The fertile crescent the arc that stretches from what is now Kuwait up the Tigris and Euphrates rivers )
sorry, meant that to be

The fertile crescent is the arc that stretches from what is now Kuwait up the Tigris and Euphrates rivers to their source in southern Turkey, along to the west and down the coastal area (Syria, Lebanon, Israel/Palestine)

>>716423629
*cries*

>>716418746
kangz?

>>716426940
Thank you for that explanation. I wish I took courses on history outside of US / the Great Wars

>come to /b/ for first time in a year
>still full of underage normie cancer that came from reddit and 9gag

Is there any autismos left that was here before it became trendy and edgy for high school faggots to use 4chan?

>>716427400

i thought like "we was kings" but that doesnt really make sense either

>>716421348
holy fuck it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU1mXS0KgqA

>>716427681
Lol

>>716423975
Fucking idiot doesn't understand white people are the actual natives to Canada. They crossed over the polar ice caps from northern Europe. Why the fuck do you think Santa is white you fucking cunt? Check your history

>>716421348
This is perfect

>>716422344
lol I live there

>>716420993

dutch part killed me

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>>716422156
i laughed

>>716423723
he wont shoot u. Hell hunt u and eat u

My god oldfags are cancer

>>716427429
I never did any of this at school or university. Frankly I didn't learn much history in school full stop.

If you want to learn about history, simply find other people who are enthusiastic about history to talk to. An embarrassingly large amount of what I know comes from simply talking to people on 4chan. It doesn't even matter if you meet a lot of idiots - the urge to correct people is a surprisingly good motivator to read up on something.

>>>/his/
>>>/pol/

I do read a lot though. Often wikipedia is enough to give you a decent overview of the subject and ensure that you at least have some idea what you're talking about. But for in-depth knowledge you need to read books. And I did have a slight head-start in that both my parents were professional historians (although again, I never learned about the early history of civilisation from them).

>>716420993
wow, what nonsense

>>716425102
First people in Africa.
First civilization was Sumer.
First written communication system was cuneiform.

>>716428529
juj

>>716420986
Eat some ass

>>716420993
>>716423975
>>716428497
please tell me that there is no one who doesn't recognise that this is a deliberate joke

>>716428804
plz tell me its funny

>>716423752
Killed me when I found out this was true

>>716420410
this guy in gang star.. its not real muslim
come on guys little overall kknowldege

>>716423629
No

>>716425372
>Arabs are Semitic so that still makes them one of the first civilizations.
from the school of logic that brought you: tomato is fruit, so that means pizza is healthy

Or perhaps a better way of putting it would be: Celtic and Greek are both Indo-European cultures, so that means all the great philosophers of early European history, like Socrates and Pythagoras, were Irish.

The Arabs were nomadic barbarians living on the fringes of civilisation until the 6th century AD, when the Byzantines and Persians dropped the ball and managed to give them an opening to extend their periodic raids into an actual conquest of the civilised middle east. A lot of the people who call themselves Arabs today - Egyptians, Iraqis, etc, were building great works of civilisation while actual Arabs were living in tents and murdering each other over goats.

>>716423656
Kind of sad how racism is supposed to be "funny"

>>716429814
racism is a good thing
the best thing that could exist.

Being free to think what we want is for sure, something we going to lose within 50 years

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>>716429814
Go back to your safe space you fucking leftist piece of shit.

>>716421854
But that's a carpe?

>>716420986
fuck you

>>716430122
I noticed that also, but not really worth pointing out since most people don't know the difference between their dick and Megan Fox's thumbs.

>>716420410
This is fucking retarded. Is this what memes are now? Wtf guys

>>716423394
Sauce!

>>716424087
you can still piss standing up with a vulva tho
t. someone who can

How the fuck are raicist memes funny?
Fuck off if you are being so cruel

>>716430381
No, it's memetic propaganda. Probably created by http://www.appliedmemeticsllc.com/

I wish I was kidding.

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>>716423898

Pizzagate is real but i find that funny

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>>716423269

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>>716430500
You can piss? How?

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>>716430651

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>>716430994

>>716423342
Lost.

>>716430914
by using my labia as a sort of "tightener" around the urethra
not much accuracy longrange but good enough to piss through my zipper in a toilet
only problem if i don't do it right it spills on my fingers or worse I just piss myself
still fun to try out in the shower or when hiking

Raicism is not funny

>>716430851
name a victim

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>>716431348
Excellent filename, sir!

RAICISM IS NOT FUNNY!

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>>716431405
haha holy shit saved

>>716430112
Go back to your clan meeting you bigoted cousin fucker.

>>716421655

"Thanks" - Lori

>>716421950

"All-natural": The most meaningless piece of ad-exec-ese of all time. My turds are all-natural, but probably not very good to eat.

>>716423493
Your child is going to be a 4'10" manlet

>>716421348
Fucking savage

>>716423269
I get it, cuz he's fat right? So he eats often. Haha classic

>>716423052
kek

>>716431927
>my son love beans
>today he's pinto

>>716431268
we, the men, invented u those funnels u put at your pus to piss well while standing up. Use those, instead of pinching your cunt and pissing all over your trousers and fingers anyway

>>716422748
Okay I clearly missed something...

>>716432963
hate to break it to you but it was first patented by a woman, don't get your point tho who cares who invented it ?
>use those
not for shits and giggles in the shower or when the toilet at university randomly decides to be disgusting as fuck
don't see the need in carrying this stuff with me for rare occasions
also money

>>716431268
You sound like my kind of chick

>>716433586
sry, i was under the impression, that it was invented by men, like urinals and stockings
U can carry a regular funnel. U have sinks right there - wash it afterwards. Or buy the actual 1, if they r more comfortable and wash those. U r already washing your clothes and fingers after u piss on yourself.

>>716423629
kill self

>>716425597
lmfao

>>716420589
Kek

>>716421012
Bajur

>>716421950
"Made with deadly toxins that slowly kill you"

And organic pesticides are completely harmless

>>716433847
>U r already washing your clothes and fingers after u piss on yourself.
only if i'd fuck up that's the point
why buy some funnel when I already got it figured out in a way that I don't piss on my pants and fingers

>>716434240
how often do u fuck it up?
ont u also have to wipe your cooch afterwards?

>>716420254
they are better than the 20+ porn/naked girls/traps threads (which should be in one of the numerous adult boards instead). If only the mods/jans would clean up a little.