Hey /b/ Wanna name the Snake I got my wife? Roll trips. Only

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>>716418100
Snoke

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i got snake for christmas too! rolling for "adolf snekler"

>>716418100
Snakovich

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>>716418100
SNOK

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I got great deal on her cage. 50 bucks, fuck the normal 120 price tag; even if exo-terra are good cages.

>>716418100
Snaky McSnakeface

William Snakespeare

>>716418100
snek

>>716418100
Semen Demon

>>716418100
Schlong

>>716418301

OP here,

What Kind?

I can't tell from just the head. I have 2 bearded I paid for and I'm getting their setup on the 10th. I'll let /b/ name them too.

>>716418100
kek snek

Rolling for my wife sitting next to me. Cleo.

>>716418100
Princess Piton.

>>716418100
sonic

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>>716418100
Name the snake faggot you faggot

>>716418100
bert

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>>716418523
2 y old male corn snek. rly calm and likes climbing on my arms

weird dick

Rollin for Faggot

>>716418725

That would be confusing. I wouldn't know if the wife meant me or the Snake.

>>716418100
richard

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>>716418252
Name the snake Cuck

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>>716418893
What about ... sneaky sneaky snake

Reggie

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>>716418854
Why does your wife call you faggot you faggot

garglejizz

>>716419100

Because I've fucked several men.

>>716418369
Name the snake "Ekans" oh wait isn't that a pokemon ? Those lazy fucks.

The Snek

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>>716419277
Appropriate faggot calling then ya faggot.

Sebastian the Ssslav succer

Mr shit stain

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Hey I got one too.

Noodle bean

>>716419338
They just put the word snake backward lmao. Make a cow pokemon called woc.

>>716418100
Pipe

>>716419603
reroll

>>716418100
bob

>>716418100
Snake Eyes.

>>716419603
Bong

Tubey

Mr. Never Gets Tripsss

Ballsac

Rambo

Dr.Slither

Danger noodle

>>716418100

my wife is a stupid name for a snake.

Cumbria guzzler

Adolf Hitler

>>716419804
Roll

Snickerty Snacks

Snakey McSnake Face

Nigger strangler

>>716418100
Squiggly Pipe

These Trips aren't going down easy. Cleo.

Titty Grabber (ball pythons love boobs)

Saint Snek

>>716418421
Name her Noodle. That's what I named my snake.

Also, word of advice: skip the Exo-Terra. Don't get me wrong, they're great. I keep my rhacs in Exos. But snakes in general prefer more privacy. I bought an $8 storage bin from The Container Store. Used a soldering iron I had laying around the house to put air holes on the wide sides for cross-ventilation. It's bigger than the Exo, so I'll have more time until I need to replace it. And the sides are see-through, but not clear, so the snake feels much more secure. And especially with a species like a ball python that's super secretive, that's important. This way, since it'll feel more comfortable, it'll probably take to extended handling quicker and easier.

>>716418100
Male or female?

Makeshift Nigger Noose

>>716418100
Smeggy The Snek

>>716419882
Rer0ll (.)(.)

>>716419759
roll

Littol Snek

S̢̬̜̺͍̻̼̞̍̐̽̆̒͌͒͟͠nͭ̉̊ͪ̈́͐ͮ̍̽̐̑̄̑̑̇̔̑ͫ͑͏̨͇̪͙̮̤̠ͅe̛̠̝͙̺̲̥̹̟̪͙ͫ̃ͣ̑͋̌̑͌̓͒ͫ̈̔̚͟k̜͇̫̤̠̜̒̍̐̎̍ͫ̃̈̿̆́͟͡͝

Nigger

Zake The Snake

>>716418100
Satan

Mr mc testie tickler

Topsy Tail

Barry Chuckle

>>716419930
roll

Ekans

>>716420096
Reroll

>>716419930
Re Roll

Twinkletits, Scourge of the Common Man

>>716419909

TBH we were getting it a different simple setup but I got this EXO Terra as a deal for when our local shop has their Tokay Gecko babies. This will be the gekos full home so she will move.

Shekklez

Swallow my filth

GUSANO

Makeshift Nigger Nose

Buttplug

Faggot-noodle the third

Call him "My Dildo"

Randy

Dick.

Hans Gruber

Marshmallow

>>716420284
Rerolleeen

>>716420295
Reroll for my dildo

Filipinos aren't Asians they're just dirty monkeys

>>716419949
>Paul Simon the snake or
>art snakefunkel ○●□■

>>716420353
"My Dildo"

>>716420372
roll

>>716420401
Reroll

>>716420006
Trips has spoken

AdamCheatsOnAmanda

Freud

Cock sleeve

rolling for butt plug the IV

Runescape

>>716420437
Newfag or b8?

Dog nut

>>716418100
Wish they stayed that small

Mozart

tunnel plug

Jingle Jangle

Let me nut inside you

Mike hawk

Rat dong

Rick Astley

bill cosby

Bustanut

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>>716420490
Is it only b8 because that is what it is knowingly referred to as? There is no spoon.

Kaa (Jungle Book)

Woofy Dingle

TUbe Guy

Negotiate pete

Can I buy a chromosome?

Pig placenta

Snack

>>716418100
Nigger

Sir tube cumfart

Nipple clap noodle

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>>716420650

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Living Fuck Toy

Rusty Trombone

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>>716420643

Serpentor

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>>716420744
Roll for this

Cum tube

>>716418100
wren

Kanye West

>>716418100
name it snekus maximus

Lil Romeo'

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Merchante

Cum guzzle nut fart

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>>716420757

>>716420166
Good luck with the Tokay. I want one. They're pretty. And the aggression doesn't bother me too much. I keep a few tarantulas, I'm used to aggression. But it's the croaking that I can't deal with.

Name him Hitler did nothing wrong

Nigger Faggot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Snakemis Reptilicus the 3rd

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>>716420866

coco jumbo

>>716420995
close

Dwight

DICKHEAD

>>716420961

This.

Jew eater

>>716420912
Name your snake €£¥₩!÷×+%^/*(?●○□■◇》《¤¤¡》¿

GookMoot

>>716421048
Reroll

>>716419922

Female.

Tupac

Jesus Christ- the third

Charlie Chinklin

Cleopatra.

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>>716421048
Rollllerino

Whore master

Error 404

>>716421082
>What about >"boomshackalackaramadamndingdong" >or Barack Obama for short.

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>>716421163
>post pics of her pussy

>>716421202

Rollidon

Noodle Mistress

Le reddit

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>>716421048
Name it Dwight in tribute of my ball python who died on November 1st, his name was Dwight great snek