Secrets! Tell your secrets here!

I am jizzus

>>716410547

what time is the show?

>>716410032
I fapped in the park

>>716410547
BLASPHEMER!!!! Jizzus is dead we all know that.

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>>716410032
I dont look at the girl threads on here for fear of finding pictures of my ex

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I have a white coated tongue

>>716411837
Do you still love her? Why?

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>>716412789
yeah, the fear i cant explain, like panic attacks.
which is weird because i know she cheated and all that.

>>716411491

and by "fapped" I mean sucked off three strangers who's names I never learned or faces I even saw.

>>716412692

thrush

if you don't know you're diabetic already, you are now.

one of the things that gets me off most is showing pics of my straight friends to guys online and they tell me how they would fuck them

>>716410032
I collect Yankee Candles. I am a 26 year old man. My GF doesn't know.

i have 4 pairs of high heels under my bed to masturbate over

>>716413642
I not diabetic because I had a blood test for it plus I'm not fat only weigh 47kg

You think it's thrush? How can I treat it?

>>716413812

who did they belong to?

>>716413923

first of all you treat it by getting your diabetes under control.

chances are you ARE diabetic now. most normal healthy people don't get thrush.

go to a fucking doctor is how you treat trush

I once read a greentext about anon raping his grandma and I¨liked it a bit too much

anyone has that saved?

>>716413927
me
i'm a straight male, don't wear them just fap to them

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>>716413923
>>716413642
>>716412692

Anyone with any major statutory rape confessions or no?

>>716413923
>I not diabetic

good news, then it means you have the AIDS. immunodeficiency can cause it too

>pick one

>>716413518
>She cheated
>Worried of seeing her on here
Did you post her pictures then feel bad?

>>716414089

who did you steal them from faggot?

learn to language

>>716414338
He probably bought them
Calm down

>>716414231
when i was 11 there was a 15 yr old girl next door who used to pull out my dick while we played ps2

>>716413995
The blood test was done a year or two ago so it's recent. I'm pretty sure I don't have diabetes however my father is close to getting it if he continues eating badly.
I don't have access to a doctor now since I'm abroad but aren't there any ways of home treatment?
>>716414125
That coating is stronger than the one I have, I don't think it's really thrush.
>>716414247
I don't have AIDS. I've only had one sexual partner and he doesn't have it either

>>716414422
You were raped

>>716414492
>a year or two ago so it's recent.

no, it's not. You have current signs pointing to possible diabetes. Even a 3 month old test is not "recent' enough.

>>716414309
nah, don't really have any reason to feel the way i do. maybe its an extended projection kinda thing, these are all someones ex, somebodys daughter, granddaughter. all that. maybe i somehow acquired a deeper respect for women somewhere along the way

>>716414231
When I was 17 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, were also fuck buddies for a while

>>716414492

but you are faggots, so aids

or diabetes

good news is, it could also be cancer or Downs

>Pick one

>>716414492

are you more thirsty than usual?

and does drinking more than usual make you piss more than usual?

Do you taste a weird taste in your mouth, maybe kinda fruity or metalic or combo of both?

Is your piss more yellow and frothy than usual?

>>716414696
What was the first time like?

>>716414545
maybe. can't say i was that into it at the time. it was nice to have somebody to hang out with tho, i didnt have alot of friends but yeah probably some long term mental stuff going on there

>>716413923
>How can I treat it?

do you brush your tongue whenever you brush your teeth?

do you brush your teeth using toothpaste at least once a day?

>>716413654
also any takers tell me ur snapchat :)

>>716415029
CHRIS?? YOU FAT FAG?

I am so confused about the situation with this girl. That is the one thing concerning me atm.

So, this girl and I agreed to get together over break with her saying "We can always give it a shot!"

Nothing concrete was set, so I tried to bring it up again a few weeks later and sent her "I meant to ask if you want to do something next week. I'm free for Monday if that works for you."

She ended up replying with "I'm actually on duty mondays :/" Seems to kinda sound genuinely disappointed? but it's hard to tell from texts. (She is an EMT so...)

But I ended up asking her something along the lines of asking when she may be free. No reply

My friend then sent her "Hey (Girls Name), I know you're busy but I was wondering if you were free to hangout next week?" from my phone the next night.

Another day has passed and nothing.


This is not normal for her, usually she replies to everything I send. Including when I try to arrange something.

I almost get the feeling that she might be too nervous to commit, even if she is wanting to. It that possible?


I am partially holding onto hope because of these

>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.

>When I ask her to meet up, it seems like she wants to, but we never actually follow through with it. (This is the big one, but this is the second time that she's said anything close to a yes)

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>>716414627
Well do you suggest I book an appointment with a doctor and ask them to test again? Out of pic related I only have following symptoms
>feeling thirsty often
>fatigued
>blurry vision
>>716414703
I'm not a faggot, I'm heterosexual. I don't have downs, aids or cancer. Diabetes idk but like I said I got tested
>>716414830
None of those symptoms apart from being thirsty and my mouth tastes fruity but that's because I just used mouthwash
>>716415040
I try to brush my tongue too but often it makes me gag when I go too deep. Yes I brush my teeth at least once a day

im gay and my dads a cop and ive shoved his baton up my ass and its the biggest thing ive taken

>>716410032
I let my neighboor kill himself when i was 16, regretted it ever since.

>>716414851
The sex its self wasnt that great, was pretty painful for her and she cried some but she didnt want to stop. She didnt want to use a condom, which i was kinda apprehensive about but she insisted. I was very gentle with her, mostly just made out while I was all the way in her for 15-20 minutes. By then she was much more relaxed. I wanted to fuck her hard but I restrained myself and just fucked her slowly and gently for prob about 10 minutes before I came in her.

>>716415295
is this really that common?

>>716415559

Signs of untreated diabetes most people notice first:

* thirsty often
* fatigue blurry vision
* fruity taste in mouth
* frequent urination - getting up at least once in the middle of the night to pee
* thrush

I'm serious

If you know a diabetic, they can test your blood sugar and can tell you if your reading is normal. take it any time but best is in the morning before you've had anything to eat.

If your friend tells you it's high, go to a doctor and get tested. Untreated diabetes will have VERY serious consequences VERY quickly. Loss of vision. Loss of limbs. Seriously

Start reading up on this.

>mfw 4chan saves her life

>>716415850
Did u get fuck her hard and properly before she turned 12 ?

>>716410032
I am the Zodiac Killer

>>716415939
Only if you're a fat fag!

friends and me fucked my little sister (14) a few times over summer break

>>716416224
Story?

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>>716415559

I'm not trolling you.

You don't have to have ALL of the symptoms but having more than 2 of the symptoms, plus the thrush, means you are almost certainly now diabetic.

YOU MUST GET THIS TREATED

If you ignore me, I promise you one day something horrible will happen to make you finally see a doctor and you WILL kick yourself in the ass that you could have stopped this if you had only listened to me. Maybe you wouldn't have become legally blind. Maybe you wouldn't have lost that foot.

>this is the only time I've ever been serious on 4chan

>>716416048
never been fat or gay, are you suggesting that you were sexually active at 11?

>>716415965
yes, many times. She loved to get fucked hard from behind, could make her cum almost every time

>>716416338
How good is pre teen pus?

Girls who are Sisters pussy smell/taste like 90% the same
Even if their on different diets

>>716416254
>she had a crush on one my friends, and got to talking about sex and blow jobs.
>he talked her into blowing him and eventually fucking him
>was too much watching and had her suck me too and ended up fucking her as well

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>>716416277
>>716415559
>>716412692

Notice the yeast infection symptom. thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth.

Again, you don't have to have ALL of the symptoms or the EXACT version of the symptoms (mouth yeast infection vs genitals)

but you have enough symptoms it points to you being diabetic.

test is free from a friend with a glucometer.

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This is my daughter sucking my dick

>>716416483
How into fucking her brother was she?

>>716416324
where is she going to get 20 grands.
also wtf horse fucker.

>>716416562
>we did a few times, but also had a few other friends fuck her too, she really gave great head
> we knew it was wrong, but pussy was tight

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>>716415950
I never thought of it that way, but I don't know I don't like going to the doc unless something is affirmative.
I don't urinate often at all, never wake in the middle of the night because I need to go. I went to the doctor about blurry vision I've been having along with migraines and they suggested it was from a contraceptive pill I'm taking. Are you sure the thing on my tongue is thrush? Google gave results which showed a much thicker coating than mine, sometimes patches on tongue and on my tonsils
>>716416277
OK. I'll get checked out. Thanks man
>>716416492
I don't know anyone with a glucometer but thanks for looking out for me

>>716416713
Spitroast?

Your sis hot?

fucked my friends mom for about a year, she was divorced and looking for some attention

>>716416277
Type 1 Diabetic here.
LISTEN to this guy. Even though I didn't show all of the symptoms for t1d when I first had it, I was already losing a tonne of weight...
And the quote 'the pissing devil' is VERY TRUE.
I'm glad i found out I had t1d in time.
TAKE NOTE!

>>716416405
pretty awesome, also helped she was really pretty.The only maybe slight drawback is she was only about 4" deep max so had to be careful in some positions to not ram her cervix. Also, she had the wettest pussy out of the 20 or so other girls ive been with.

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>>716416823
yes we did share her, my friends loved fucking her, and didnt care that i did too

>>716416937
I keep eating yet I don't gain either, I weigh 47kg now

>>716416277
t1d /b/ro again
I also suffered cuts and bruises that never seemed to heal properly either... But now its under control everything is akin to being perfectly normal.

>>716417001
Tight as fuck?

Were you ever nearly caught balls deep in her? Did your sis know?

Have to go now I'm the anon with the white coating on tongue. Thanks for the advice bros

When parents complain I just change the students grades to an A. it is easier then dealing with stupid parents.

>>716417015
How much sperm did she swallow that summer?

>>716410032
I currently have 2 girlfriends because I can't bring myself to break up with one of them.
I have another ex's thong in my sock drawer for when I'm watching porn

I used to watch my mom undress and sisters too, through hole in wall i drilled, invited a few friends to watch as well

>>716417023
There's a wide range of reasons why this may be happening. It could be anything but I suggest asking a gp/doctor and enquire with them.

>>716417163
a lot, including me 4 others had her a bunch of times

>>716417344
Is it hot to think about? Fuck her since?

I watched my girlfriend fuck a huge black guy on our vacation to the Bahamas. He had dreads and a literal horse dick. We were both drunk and she had been flirting with him and I just sort of watched them hook up. They fucked like animals and he came all over her tits. We've never spoken about it since.

>>716417401
think about it a lot, kinda got messed her up, but fucked her with a friend last month, still one of the best bj's ever and fuck i have had

>>716417625
Can you call her for a fuck now?

>>716417587
happened to me too bro, but in Jamaica-blackdude and his girl, we swapped girls

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>>716410032
I enjoy MLG videos unironically

>>716417659
probably, but seems to be easier when I have a friend along she wants to fuck

>>716417926
She's not in the same house atm?

>>716418003
I moved out last year

>>716418091
Sucks. I was gonna say literally get her right now for some head

I've fucked my mom

I secretly video the white girls that I fuck, sometimes with friends too.

My wife goes to her moms house to sleep once a week just cause shes very family oriented. When she does I invite girls over strangers. I give them a massage and slowly get them horny and fuck them. Works every single time.

>>716417124
yeah she was pretty tight. No body else knew I took her v, sis found out we were fucking about a couple months later, she took it surprisingly well. Was a lot easier after she found out, didnt have to hide it as much.

>>716418197
yeah would be good right about now

>>716418319
Lucky fucker.

>>716418403
Tell her that lol

>>716418272
me too- how it happen? my mom was having an affair with a friend and he talked her into a threesome, but she would be blindfolded, she was down for that, but had no idea it was me

>>716418575
When did she find out?

i used to masturbate 4 times a day to pictures of my mother and little sister when i first started college. i don't know why but i only began doing that when i started having wet dreams about those 2.
i'm 25 and i stopped doing that now

>>716412692
dude u got a mushroom on your tongue

>>716418575
It was a mixture of multiple reasons, but basically the two of us went for dinner after I graduated from high school and she got very flirty with me and I subtly pushed her and we ended up having sex that night. She was really freaked out about for a month, but after that we had sex a few more times before I went to college.

>>716418792
she never knew it was me, hence a secret- kinda weird at first fucking her pussy knowing that i came through that

>>716419057
Nice body?

>>716418926
good sex though, i dont think i have ever cummed as hard as when i was fucking her

>>716417023
>I keep eating yet I don't gain either, I weigh 47kg now

yep, you ARE diabetic. you have most of the important symptoms.

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>>716419184
for 56 yeah

>>716418272
You ever have two broken arms?

>>716419199
Yeah, I know what you felt, fucking her was somehow really euphoric, I never felt it was wrong, instead it actually made me try to enjoy it even more

>>716419399
Nope, I've never broken a bone in my life

>>716412692
I have cold sores, my tongue tends to get white before I'm about to break out. Always interpreted it as bacteria gearing up for an attack. Get especially bad morning mouth.
I take L-lysine etc to keep it down, works very well. Also brush my tongue more frequently.

>>716419396
Fucking HOT

>>716410032
I grew up in children's homes and if female night staff would fall asleep I would try to feel their genitals/breasts. I also would jack off with used tampons amd pads from the sanitary bins. I used my old phone to record audio of them peeing. I'm a trap now and most people in my life don't know I have a cock. Then again I have no friends irl anynore ha

>>716419562
I was thinking about all the times she pissed me off growing up and grounding me, now I was fucking her

>>716419627
my friend was fucking her for a few years before telling me

how somebody could fuck their own mother is absolutely revolting, serious mental condition

>>716413923
>Diabetes aids and also you've got cancer
Thrush is a yeast infection, and can be killed off with antibiotics or natural remedies, like vinegar or garlic, which kill the fungi

I want to fuck my 14 year old niece.

When grocery shopping I sometimes put things in people's carts like cat food then watch their confused reactions.

>>716419807
Get the fuck off b. Go back to whatever trumpanzee website you slunk in from.

I've been fucking my best friends mom for the past 6 months. It's some of the best sex I've ever had.

>>716419978
Being ousted by creeps because I don't share the attraction of banging ones own mother. lmao

>>716419807
you obviously never had a hot mom

>>716418416
yeah i wont argue with that. She gave pretty good blow jobs also though she wasnt a fan of cum in her mouth. she was so cute the 1st time, had such a disgusted look on her face while cum was dripping from her wide open mouth

I fucked my step-dad when I was 16, mom was away and just sort of happned

>>716415685
FUCK

>>716420122
she divorced? my friends mom was too and just a total slut

>>716420174
What was dat body like?

>>716419807
The word you're looking for is Oedipal

>>716419807
I couldn't fuck my own but other mothers maybe

>>716416747
If you're a girl, you're more likely to get thrush because of the yeast already in ya vag. Don't worry abt it

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>>716415454
Give up. You know the answer already. If someone wants to talk to you, they will.

Besides girls like guys who are disinterested but want to fuck, despite anything the world has told you. The answer is to take her off of your pedestal and try to fuck her and drop her if she doesnt.

Worse case, she'll think you're an asshole, but she will be thinking of you. Right now, you don't even have that.

>>716420149
Nah I've just never been mentally fucked up. Trust me, I'm kinky but wanting to fuck your own mother passes that line.

>>716420669
If a mother and a son want to fuck each other then let them.

>>716420669
fucking prude

>>716420669
No, you're just a smug trumpanzee moral fag who does't belong either here or in polite society.

>>716420795
I'm not trying to stop them, I'm just stating my opinion on the matter..

>>716413995
Can't tell if bait, or stupid

>>716420903
Your opinion is wrong!

>>716415559
you have type one diabetes, your thirsty because your blood sugar is high. high blood sugar causes fruity taste in mouth and thrush. fatigue will get worse if you dont get tested. i bet your peeing alot too
>i am type one diabetic

>>716420653
>If someone wants to talk to you, they will.
Usually we have spoken for hours without issue. But this last time is strange, she never just vanishes like that

>The answer is to take her off of your pedestal and try to fuck her and drop her if she doesnt.
Yea, I can't take her off it, as she was never on one. I don't see her as any better than other girls. Besides, with her i'm not really interested in just a quick fuck or whatever. I more so want a genuine relationship with her

I wish I was an attractive caucasian female but all I am is a pimple faced black guy

I have whored out a few white girlfriend that didnt know they were fucking for money

>>716420874
>>716420814
As I said, I am very kinky and have had many dark sexual experiences so I am in no way a prude or a 'smug trumpanzee moral fag' .
Like really, for somebody to want to fuck their own mother there has to be something that has physcologically happened to them to cause such a desire, maybe in their childhood or something?

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> ITT: LIES!!!

What a big fucking circle jerk.

>>716410032

I regularly pay money to get handjobs.

>>716421120
Who are you to judge?

Can't stop thinking about this loser beta guy I used to go to school with. He used to talk to me about jerking it to hentai. All I want is for him to fuck me, but we'll probably never speak again

>>716415801
What's that story

>>716420354
she was pretty petite, 4' 7" tall, 75Lb ish. small a-cup tits but big enough to bounce when fucking her. her best feature was her ass though, so perfectly round. nice hip width, could see her entire little pussy from behind, she shaved it pretty much every day too.

>>716421232
I hate that phrase haha, we are ALL allowed to judge people based on what they do/say. What kind of world would we live in if we didn't? I'm simply judging someone because they want to fuck their own mother, which I think is pretty fair. Maybe you would judge me about some of the things that I do

>>716421399
Want more young pus?

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>>716421043
Argh! I was like you last year. I just liked her, it didn't matter if I fucked her. I thought we were cool like that, talked for hours every day ... till I bought her a random gift and she said she was fucking someone else. I was like, why are you telling me? So was i? Turns out women view men differently. I thought she was awesome person, she saw me as time filler. A guy to talk to whole the guy she fucked was at work. I didn't know about him, she said she was single. But believe this, they are always fucking someone else.

Even though I still think about her now ... I really, really liked her ... she wasn't so "nice" as I thought she was. I just liked the attention. I found someone to give to that to me, someone who reciprocates.

Cut your losses. Try to fuck her and move on. Men and women can't really have a friendship relationship unless there has been a sexual attempt.

>>716421314
Why don't you just talk to him lol

>>716421060
kill yourself you fucking faggot

>>716421528
well yeah, who wouldnt want it?? When I was younger i fucked several more 12-14yo girls, a couple were virgins. but i dont pursue it now that im older, for obvious reasons. But i still can appreciate young beauty.

>>716421693
Eh, It's not like we talk often anyway. If I was a time filler, then she would probable try to talk a bit more to me.

And really, I doubt she's even go the time to fuck someone. With working basically everyday (2 Jobs, EMT or Class)

At least I haven't put any money into her yet. Just some time that is all.

>>716421837
I see him once a year at most, and anything over text is just awkward

bmpp

>>716422083
It's as awkward as you make it.
I don't believe much is awkward, just be confident about it.

>>716422884
Thanks, I'll try I guess

>>716423164
No harm in it.
Using the word awkward is the same as being self conscious about something. Just do it and commit to it. Being awkward is about not being fully committed.

>>716415454

you are a goddamn meme. give it a rest.

we don't need to hear this every fucking day

I think I'd like it if I got fucked by a really cute shemale

>>716416747

and there are other pictures of thrush that do look like what you have. if not thrush, what then? we don't know anything else that looks like thrush but is something else.

don't ignore the signs

you do know *someone* who is diabetic. a friend, relative. maybe even a pharmacy can test you for free. the test strips are like $1 each.

>>716412692
That is HPV of the mouth. Not "cold sores" or "thrush". You got it from sucking a dick or eating pussy of someone with an outbreak.

>>716417133

RIP in peaches femanon who isn't going to the doctor to get her diabetes under control.

>goodnight sweet princess

>>716423420
Wow, you've been really motivating. Wish me luck I guess