Waifu claiming thread.
Previous>>716394948
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Claim
>>716417164
Hallo Tali, enjoying christmas?
>>716417262
No no, it is YOU being loaded into the cannon!
>>716417014
Yeah, I don't really know anything about Austria or whatever but Germany is definitely pussy whipped at this point, so is Sweden and some other countries I can't remember at this point, shit needs to stop.
>>716417388
wo
>>716417555
Teste
>>716417453
Nice tits
>>716417555
I'm not very aerodynamic!
>>716417599
>>716417654
That's the point!
"It is in the nature of the North American 'Bro' to seek higher ground. The 'Bro' is conditioned from the juvenile stage to reach for 'The Better', when it presents itself to the contrasting 'The Lesser'. This, the 'Bro' believes, ascends one's social distinction."
>>716417448
>>716417262 (Sono)
I can't kill anybody though. At least I don't think I'd be able to.
>>716416933 (someone lewd)
I agree
>>716417555
Austria is the same as germany as far as I know. It's unsettling.
>>716417648
I know what I want now.
>>716417726
But I won't go very far...
>>716417940
Maybe we can do it together?
>>716418154
Captain Karen's cannons are the finest on the sea, they'll send you straight to hell!
Or heaven, depending on how you've lived.
Or nowhere, if you have a fedora.
>>716417673
When?
>>716418154
Unsure. I'm really unsure. I think it would be possible, but I also think I would back off.
Also, since you love digging around, you probably found everything from me already.
Is there anything you don't quite get? Want me to answer some of your questions?
>>716418300
Never
>>716418246
I own a fedora but I've never worn it. Is that okay?
>>716418324
hmm, I want to know what is your definition of love ^^
>>716418509
You need to slide it down a banister and have it land on you head to reach the true state of Euphoria.
>>716418154
What do you want?
>>716418445
So soon?
Claimu
>>716418767
I'm.. I'm scared now.
>>716418825
I want you to stay far away from Kurome.
>>716418509
That's... quite a question. But since you only want to know MY definition I'll give some examples.
I think it's unconditional. If my partner fucked up, I would be mad, yes, probably sad too, but first of all, I'd want to know the reason. And after that, I'd give my partner a second chance.
I can't tell you how many second chances I would give my partner though. Depends on how bad he fucks up.
Also, I'd be there for my partner. Well duh. I want to make them happy. If I make my partner happy, chances are that I'm happy too. But of course, I also need some kind of reward or signs that my partner still loves me.
What's your definition?
And do you have another question?
Peace
>>716419264
Talking about your religion?
>>716418964
Show me your vagina
>>716419576
take these instead.
>>716418986
I don't think I know what love is, I really want someone to teach me. Maybe love to caring about someone more than yourself, I don't know... And you're crazy to give someone a second chance..
>>716419264
Love and-!
>>716419339
Because they can't be trusted. Something is really wrong with them.
Just a hunch.
It's funny that the same guys who make these threads are the same ones who make cringe threads and pretend this isn't the most pathetic shit on the internet.
>>716419714
You think so? I don't think so. I mean, I don't want to loose my loved one.
Also, love is individual. I don't think anyone can "teach" you how to love right.
I could only teach you how I love.
Any more questions?
>>716419975
That's it for now, my attention is being stretched thin because if these little brats.
>me raping you
>>716417555
Kinda im at the inlaws
>>716420177
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>716420177
>It's not rape if I want it
Alright then. When was the first time you stalked someone and why did you do it?
>>716419714
I really don't know if I could take that
>>716420335
Oh, things not going well?
Also hello!
claimed. i don't even know why people whould pick lalal or momo. i mean they brought rito nothing but trouble and rito himself said that he hates the harem plan but those two girls are selfish as fuck lala forcing rito into marriage after her father threatened to destroy earth is he didn't and momo not giving a shit about rito and forcing him to have multiple wives which is her way of making it acceptable for her to be ritos wife after she fell for
>>716420665
Its just always awkward tbh. Its been ok so far.
>>716417388
カラミチーマス
Fell asleep to jinsang
Feels good
>>716420762
Oh, alrighty, hope things go well then.
How have things been overall?
Friendly reminder that posting non christmas pics of your waifu is heresy
>>716421045
Eh thing have gone down after the high lik i knew they would.
>>716421052
She doesn't have any though.
>>716421100
Oh, that's too bad, hopefully you have a wonderful holiday.
>>716417388
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers that smell like poop dont want people to talk to the attrative loser people and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers dont want the attrative loser people to talk to the people cause the ugly people losers cant get any and the ugly people losers will hurt anyone that make the ugly people losers ugly and the ugly people losers smell like poop and outnumber everybody and the ugly people losers smell like shit and try to be better then people the ugly way or not but you should still get angry at the ugly people losers and sin and the ugly people losers smell like poop
>>716421107
Photoshop one
>>716421186
You too
>>716421292
It's impossible to even put a little hat on her due to the bow, trust me i've tried.
Unless i don't want it to look any good.
>>716421336
I'm sure it will be lovely, as yours.
Best MC the spring season of 2010 had to offer and still, by far, my all-time favourite
>>716421534
Just make her dress red/white m8
>>716421675
It'd look like a Valentine Nui due to the heart theme.
sorry, I have to go, blah
>>716420390
Eh?
>>716420405
I... I can't tell you because it's really bad and I don't want to go to prison. I mean I can tell you in private.
>>716420639
Well, I'm not going to give up on you.
>>716422051
Hmm... that's fine. Now, what kind of communication service do you use? Telegram? Skype? Steam? Discord? Something else?
I'll download it
Claimed
>>716422236
Do you use steam I'll get you a Christmas gift
Still trying to diddle this girl.
Can't seem to find the right time.
>>716423266
Don't worry about it Haruhi. I don't need a gift.
But thanks anyway
>>716423276
In two days it should be easier. All the christmas stuff would be done then. She's probably with her family now
>>716423491
I got Yui a few games already
I just have money that I'll never use sitting on my account since I have so many games
>>716423598
Man, I have 101 Steam games. I really don't need a gift.
>>716423721
Are you sure there's nothing you want
I really just want my friends to be happy
>>716423923
Don't worry about it. I don't need anything.
>>716423721
That's frisk you fuckwad.
>>716424058
Please just accept it
>>716424623
I want a beej from your waifi
>>716417411
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>>716417453
>>716417555
>>716417599
>>716417648
>>716417673
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>>716418382
>>716418445
>>716418767
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>>716418832
>>716418947
>>716418986
>>716419264
>>716419339
>>716419576
>>716419689
>>716419975
>>716420177
>>716420335
>>716420390
>>716420405
>>716420639
>>716420665
>>716420727
>>716420762
>>716420862
>>716421045
>>716421100
>>716421107
>>716421186
>>716421336
>>716421534
>>716421995
>>716422236
>>716422609
>>716423276
>>716423491
>>716423598
>>716423721
>>716423923
>>716424058
>>716424623
THE CLEANSING MUST BEGIN!
>>716424623
I really can't accept it. I'd feel bad since I can't gift anything back.
>>716424785
Du schon wieder? Hast du noch immer nicht verstanden dass du nicht mich abschießen sollst? Gottverdammte Scheiße!
>>716424785
You're an idiot, Nui is the most pure thing there is!
If anything we should rid of you, scum!
hi everyone
>>716424847
You've already helped me more than you know
>>716424785
That's nothing against mai waifu.
>>716424918
>Totally has a lesbian orgy
>murders
>Pure
Wew
>>716424847
Really? Why?
>>716424918
YOUR THREADS ARE WORTHLESS PUNY POWERS ARE FEEBLE WHEN COMPARED TO THE REICH!
tamales are good
>>716425452
Weil ich ebenfalls ein Mitglied der SturmStaffel bin du elendiger Hund!
>>716425179
Don't mention it. I'm not doing it to get anything in return.
>>716425255
Mind fucking is different.
And she has good reason for that, her killing people is pretty much the same as a solider doing his job, do you expect her to let the enemy do whatever? they're up to taboo things.
>>716425452
You can't say that when you know nothing of them.
>>716425826
Oh i'm so sorry please proceed.
>>716425815
The best.
>>716425907
I know you were beat by a 17 year old who barely knew anything about what she was doing.
>>716425907
Except it wasnt mind fucking it was actual fucking and she murdered for personal means not as part of a war.
>>716425826
Please
>>716420727
Good taste.
>>716425815
One of the few bad tracks from Tyler - Wolf tho.
>>716425815
which kind of tamales? Mexican tamales?
>>716425941
Do you enjoy the sweet tamales?
I forgot the name
>>716426238
I don't listen to meme rap :o
>>716426122
She knew enough, and that was one fight, every other instance Nui made a fool out of her.
>>716426138
Don't be so silly, of course it was!
It's a war, why else was there another large group trying to stop her?
>>716426415
well a mexican made them I suppose :o
>>716426513
There wasnt a large group until after she murdered
>>716426513
You never finished it right the first time, therefore you are below us.
>>716426640
Isshin made the large group, so yes there was.
Claim
Also merry Christmas or something
>>716426794
It's 5pm christmas eve :o
>>716426794
Same to you!
>>716426854
No it's not
I guess i must be a time traveller then
>>716426854
it's 6pm, ya mexican
>>716426469
But Death Grips is the epitome of meme rap.
mine
>>716426746
She would've but she was told not to whenever she could, and when Satsuki was out of the way she mind fucked Ryuko.
Who the fuck are over half of you people?
>>716427078
Enough of this talking!
>>716427304
CLEANSE THE CAPITOL FROM THIS EVIL
>>716426976
What did you get for christmas?
>>716426992
It's 5:30 ya gringo:
>>716427040
I want to kiss mc ride
>>716427304
FUCK YOU
>>716426933
The same to you aswell
>>716427304
?
>>716427562
A partridge in a pear tree
>>716427182
There doesn't seem to be that many different people. Though I haven't payed attention lately
>>716427501
Are you implying your on my side?
>>716427840
would you mind standing under this mistletoe? :o
>>716427221
Nah!
>>716427840
How's your holiday so far?
>>716428307
Off to the gas chambers with you!
>>716428035
>>716428304
What mistletoe?
>>716428327
Good i guess. What about you?
>>716428579
WHAT DID YOU SAY SWINE?!
>>716428486
How am i deserving of that?
>>716428580
look up :o
*stands under mistletoe*
>>716428707
*Looks up, snaps neck and dies*
>>716428842
*kisses your dead body*
:'o
>>716428707
Konata?
>>716429026
*Magically comes back to life and shoots you*
>>716428580
Not bad, it's something of a lull around here before people start showing up and things get really busy. Christmas Eve is the big gathering around here since people fly back home the following morning and all.
>>716429187
*magically comes back to life and snuggles you*
>>716429062
Nui? :o
>>716429383
Yes!
Today been good for you?
>>716427182
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK!!!
>My grandmother got all her grand kids pistol safes thinking they were lockboxes
Christmas is a pretty special time of year
>>716429674
I've been in bed mostly all day, tho I did have a tamale earlier that was the highlight of my day
How has your day been? :o
>>716429946
Pistol safes?
Lock boxes?
I don't understand white people :o
>>716429236
Sounds stressful
>>716429383
*Magically commits suicide*
>>716428625
YOU'RE A HOMO
>>716428685
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
>>716430070
why do you play hard to get? :o
>>716430080
DIE SCUM!!!!
>>716430061
It's a small safe designed to keep a pistol in, she thought they were for money, documents, and such
>>716427182
who are you?
>>716430149
Why do you want to get?
>>716430229
never too young to learn how to shoot a gun
>>716430289
I wanna be affectionate with you :o
>>716430509
Why though?
>>716430598
Do I need a reason to find you adorable? :o
>>716429988
Ah, not sure what that is though.
Same here tbh.
>>716430113
You can't tell me what to do.
Anyways i have to go for a bit, see ya all later.
>parents buy me MAGA hat
>Made in china
It's the thought that counts.
>>716417388
fucking faggots why do you need to make the same thread every day, spidey we need you
>>716430509
Apparently not
>>716417388
this is so gay its literally the same as the brony shit just think about that
>>716430070
Half the stress is getting everything ready ahead of time, once it gets lively the rest takes care of itself. Didn't you leave a while back?
>>716430598
Hugs the yoyo
>>716430725
take care and it's a food
>>716430821
what did you get for christmas? :o
>>716430789
everything is made in china though
>>716417388
stop making this thread you only do it so you feel like you arent the only autistic retard that masturbates to chineese cartoons well you still are fucking weirdos 1/100k people so fuck off cunts
>>716430283
An old claimer, a good one, he is.
>>716430686
Yes
>>716430934
Yes, i just couldn't stay away for some reason
>>716430973
Hugs back
>>716431044
Nothing of note, really
>>716431284
Gives a chrismas cuddle/fucking
>>716431284
You have a fun personality that I love then :o
>>716431372
same, did you give anything special?
>>716431515
So previous response
>Ran-sama
>>716431431
What's the difference between a normal one and a Christmas one?
>>716431515
I still don't understand but ok
I just swallowed a Dorito without chewing properly and it scratched my throat and now it hurts -_-
>>716431705
This one smells like cinnamon and ginger
>>716431133
noone i've ever met
>>716431709
bad meme
>>716431705
maybe you should stop eating meme food
add me on discord btw :o
>>716431657
rip mr and mrs ran
>>716431982
I don't know what those smell like but ok
>>716432085
But they were only £1 each
I don't think i have discord
>>716432452
Forgot pic
>>716432452
steam, telegram?
It's important :o
>>716432516
I have steam
Why is it important?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198340120663/
>>716417388
instead of making this autistic repetitive thread why not make something new even if it is 100% homosex weeb shit?
Sup ?
>>716432813
I think I sent a request :o
>>716431284
Nothing wrong with that. In any case, welcome back.
>>716432813
Well it smells good like christmas
>>716432949
Heyo ryuko
>>716432949
Lots and lots of food.
>>716427182
Woah its been a while
>>716433283
>Filename
Kek
>>716432861
Find a unique thread on /b/
It's all the same shit every day
>>716433112
Hi, how are you ?
>>716433283
Food is great, isn't it ? Keeping you alive 'n shit
>>716432999
Ok. Nice trips
>>716433090
Thanks
>>716433112
Christmas can smell different depending on where you are though, a holiday can't smell of anything
>>716433525
christmas has a very distinct smell to it.
>>716433505
On those holiday goodies
>>716432085
Did you just assume my parents genders?
>>716433719
was I wrong? :o
>>716433525
nice lips
>>716433667
Well for me it smells like cheese doritos right now
>>716433850
Nice i don't know
>>716433850
Is that your real name?
>>716434271
yes I've said it plenty of times :o
>>716434194
It smells like marlboro smoothes tbh
>>716433375
How's it going at your end?
>>716433505
Hell yeah. Time for another round.
>>716433667
>almost satan trips
Hey Tali.
>>716434544
I like your outfit its very "fitting"
>>716434462
I don't pay attention and i have a bad memory -_-
It sounds cool though
>>716434488
What's that?
>>716434752
A type of cigarette
>>716434752
it sounds mexican :o
>>716434807
Oh i read it as "smoothie" so i thought it was a type of drink
>>716434829
I like it
>>716434544
Pretty good and you?
>>716435005
The only way i can describe them is tastes lile christmas
>>716435005
I love this gif :o
>>716435350
You shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you and all that -_-
>>716435440
Ok
>>716435574
I only smoke like a pack a month
>>716435574
Don't cry ;-;
>>716435745
>only
>>716435793
Ok
>>716435890
Is that why you hate it? :o
:o
>>716435993
No
I don't hate it, i just don't like it
>>716436122
you have the best gifs
>>716436191
y? :o
>>716436034
-_-
>>716436246
Why not :o
>>716436259
:o
>>716436246
Ok
>>716436393
tomoyayayay cute -_-
>>716436431
>>716436480
Yeah! Perfect thread
>>716436370
-_-
>>716436479
-_-
>>716435890
Really its more like 4 packs a year
>>716436664
That's 4 too many -_-