Are dog dicks more pleasurable than human dicks?

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>>716412540
To dogs they aren't

They taste better

>>716413694
weird
so this person jacked their dog off through a condom? or had sex with them?

>>716413896
if your dog has balls you really should be jerking him off

>>716413694
Sause?

>>716413896
Dogs are people too, and they don't have the opposable thumb to jerk off with. You gotta give them a hand.

>>716413992
>>716414197
is jerking your dog off a real thing? I never had a dog and can't imagine that's normal to do

>>716414353
my gf used to have sex with our dane. she didnt complain

>>716414468
did you watch? did you find that hot?

>>716414468
pics?

>>716414468
My GF fucks our dog too. It's great. Nothing better than fucking her after with all the dog cum in her

>>716414468
I know you took pics, so pics or bullshit

>>716414353
It keeps them calm. You always gotta jerk your dog.

>>716414353
I know some people squeeze their horse's splooge tubes because idk fuck it it's hard being a horse or something

>>716414551
pics

>>716414618
t b h i often fantasize abut having sex with a horse

>>716414618
they're huge and fun to tug on

>>716414353
I'm this guy, can't tell if I'm being trolled or if it's rather normal to have a sexual relationship with one's dog / horse

>TFW I'm a guy and really want a dog to fuck me in the ass
Kinda tried it once, but I had no lube and the dogs dick was pointy, so it hurt like all hell when it went in. Didn't manage to let him continue because of the sudden shock.
Would definitely give it another try if I had the chance, but I don't think I ever will have the chance.
No pictures/video taken, no.

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>this thread
kek

>>716413992
this

>>716414801
The north carolina health book started with "it's not unusual for a man to love his livestock" back in the 60's. As to bestiality, it's more common than you'd guess. As for releiving your dog, it's just humane. There's nothing sexual about milking his anal glandss or jerking his red rocket.

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>>716412540
Wtf OP?

>>716414905
just get a dog, adopt one from shelter. it'll be nicer for him too! save a life, anon

>>716414468
>my gf used to have sex with our dane. she didnt complain
Thats insane.

>>716415037
I don't think the pound will let him check for the pointynss of dog weiner

>>716412540
this is a pretty good thread

>>716415037
I rent and the rules of my accommodation are no pets. Plus, I don't really have the money to stump up for vets bills.
If it was only feeding & buying toys for the dog, sure, I could afford that, but life is never that simple and I'd rather not have a responsibility I knowingly can't fulfil.

>>716415116
Wouldn't have been an issue if I'd had lube.

>White people

>>716415180
that's responsible of you I think

>>716415293
>Nigger

>>716414618
fuuuuck I wish I had the oppurtunity to jerk a horse.... id lick and kiss all over his dick too, maybe try to get him to fuck me

>>716415343
horses can kick people to death I hear ...

>>716415278
What size dog was it?

>>716415343
Same here. Would worship that horse's cock and balls, and maybe even lick his ass if I had some poppers!

>>716415180
if thats the case, some shelters have these "bring a dog home for a weekend"-like events. maybe try that

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>>716415446
Medium dog. Old English Sheepdog is what google puts it at, though IIRC, it was a mix. Looked just like the google pic though.

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y-yes

>>716414090
No. Sperm.

Two good things about being fucked by a dog: 1., They grab you by the waist and fuck until they're done. It's a great feeling. 2. Once you're knotted, he is going to cum for several minutes. The knot usually hits right where your prostate is and his dick pulsates.

Horses aren't as fun unless you're really committed. The dick is too huge to do anything safe, and it's really hard to get them to cum without putting their dick completely inside of something. Your mouth is really unlikely to make the horse cum. Otherwise, it's kinda fun to play with a big floppy dick.

>>716415640
oh myy
i wish that were me

No

unless its you're neighbors 100LB German shepherd

>>716415742
Where do I get access to a floppy horse dick to play with?

>>716414551
dude please storys, pics, vids ANYTHING

>>716415742
being knotted and getting hot semen pumped into you for mins sounds like heaven

>>716414468
Cuck by a dog, literally kys.

>>716415859
Own a horse. They're expensive as fuck, and they're assholes. Don't expect to enjoy it.

I hope to one day find out.

>>716412540
Try one in your ass and let /b know.

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>>716415742

>>716416067
What about a pony or Shetland or something, would they still be tall enough to mount you but not heavy/large enough to hurt you?

>>716416067
>and they're assholes
horses are fine, people are just retarded and think anything that doesn't act 100% like a dog (horses act like 90% dog anyway) are assholes

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merry Christmas

>>716415967
Well, let me tell you about my experience being knotted.

I was 19 or 20. We had a breeding pair of boxers. The male was really too large to be a proper boxer, and his head shape wasn't very boxer-like, but whatever. We got them from this lady who was going through a divorce. I'm pretty sure she had fucked the dog, because he knew exactly what to do when presented with a human ass.

Anyway, I had been playing with dildos for a few years and knew my way around my asshole. I'd also been watching tons of bestiality and knew that I wanted to get fucked.

I took off my pants and got on all fours. I had to play with his dick a little to let him know what I wanted. But, as soon as he realized I wanted to be fucked he was mounting me. It didn't go smoothly at first. My first time being penetrated, he didn't knot. He just grabbed me tight and his dick poked around my ass. It doesn't feel good, either. They are pointy like another anon said. Anyway, that time was great because I love the feeling of being pounded. It just lasted for a few short seconds.

The time I was knotted was way, way worse. I got on all fours, he knew right away what to do. I tried extra hard to position my ass just right so that he would slip in and not poke me. He only poked me once or twice this time, and then it went in. And that feeling of being pounded lasted for a minute or so. It was wonderful. I could feel his dick sliding in and out. At this point it's still about as thick as a finger, and the knot is really small. So, I was in ecstasy for that minute or so, and then he lurched forward. I remember saying, "YES!" and then immediately feeling him grow inside my ass. He had his knot all the way in, and it was getting huge. The problem was that I had not stretched beforehand, and his dick was really long.

So, there I am, on all fours in the dirt inside the dog kennel, facing the driveway that we share with our neighbors.

>>716416582
Souce?

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>>716416157

>>716416805
Continued... His cock is enormous, and his knot is just barely inside of me. To put it bluntly, it was stretching my asshole to about the size of a baseball. I tried to pull away from him, but my asshole wouldn't stretch any wider. I tried to push into him to see if I could relieve the stretching, but his pointy dick poked into my intestinal wall and it hurt like hell.

I was no longer interested in cumming, I just needed this dog cock out of me. I tried to relax a little bit and remind myself that he will eventually shrink and slide out. And then I remembered that if the neighbors came home their headlights would likely illuminate the dog kennel and they'd probably see me underneath the dog.

So I started to panic. I tried and tried to push him out of me. Eventually, combining pulling away and trying to shit his dick out worked. It popped out and I sighed in relief. Then I went inside and got in the shower. My asshole was bleeding.

I'd do it again, though. My ass can take a lot more now than it could then. I'd also do it indoors, because fucking DUH.

>>716416805
moar

>>716416037
Do you even know what cuck means or are you just regurgitating the latest buzzword?

>>716416314
I don't have any experience with ponies, but I lived down the road from a pony farm around the time I was doing all this. They can probably still hurt you pretty easily, but I think their dicks are more like "large human" size. In other words, you could probably manage one.

>>716416369
Personal preference I guess. I just don't like horses.

>>716417147
why in god's green earth did you do it outside? Are you from Florida?

>>716412540
A dog penis is roughly equal to an uncircumsized human penis, so I suppose it's pissible.

>>716417459
Sauuuuce

>>716417147
maybe if I take it in the pussy it'll go easier.
your story's fucking hot tho

>>716417539
I could stand to see that

>>716417403
Of course I'm from Florida. Also, there were people in the house who would not have approved of me getting fucked by the dog.

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>>716417459
Fucking moar

>>716417606
why in jesus' cock would you fuck your dog with other people home??

>>716416157
Google" 2 men 1 horse "newfag

>>716417539
I think a pussy can handle a giant phallus better than an asshole can. Just don't get him hard first. In my experience they lose interest in mounting if they're already fully erect.

>>716417459
I need the source now, seriously guys.

>>716417606
So you were being fucked by a dog outside while people were home? I need to hear more about the rationale

>>716417676
Because you don't think logically when you're horny?

I love both to be honest

>>716417459
Moaaaar

>>716416582
source pls

>>716416582
sauce?

>>716417781
I love the dog sex story. Bumping.

>>716412540
>be me
>having female dog
>not getting my loyal beast mount me, knot me and pumping me full with his semen
feels bad, man.

>>716418090
life a bitch

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>>716418090
Was it good ?

>>716418212
........sriously?

Bestiality porn. I think I have found my new fetish
Is it illigal ?

>>716418212
kill yourself

>>716418022

Google "kayla pornsocket"

Profit

anyone have the site ? z.o.o ..something .. lost it :(

>>716415094
>>Thats insane
in the membrane?

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anyone got the full vid?

>>716417459
>>716416582
>>716415640
where is sauce or m04t?

>>716416582
wtf where did you found this

>>716418439
google kayla pornsocket

>>716418362
thanks so much my friend

>>716418068
seconding this

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It's good when they drip

>>716416582
source plz

>>716417459
bro need the source

>>716418749
>kayla pornsocket
kayla 3

Oh my God, this thread is fucking hilarious.

>>716418770
i want this one more than any other

>>716417095
I could imagine a worse death for myself

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how can we compete with THIS?

>>716418961
yup