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Stories are appreciated as well

>>717607080

>Purple Battery
>Be
>5/6 hours

>Feeling everything around me
>I did not need my glasses to see properly
>Euphoria
>Everything I touched felt smoother
>No Hallucination

>>717607080
The UPS were pretty great recently, The Legos and 4 leaf clovers(looked just like the 4chan icon actually) were awesome some time ago too.

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beat your head repeatedly with a stale baguette

Rube Goldberg machine

Ram cucumbers up your butthole till you explode

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Need moar of this qt

>>717610125
roll

>>717610496
Repost her cause I missed it all

Can I get an extra inch on my dick?

Suck my dick? Faggot

Doctor Who?

depends on how hard you hit yourself in the head with the bottle

>>717602247
It's enough for you to hurt yourself

>>717602247
no

>>717597014
Yes OP you are very cringy indeed

>>717597904
If that's not fake then I just wanna die

>>717599987
Fuck

>>717599987
purple bikini? fuck. hard.

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>>717594530

>>717594650
jesus christ

anyone here have any polish traps?

>>717601692
>Tomboy
?

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>these hoes ain't loyal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eituXecDvSY

Cause I'm clinically insane. No joke :(

>>717596153
because my wife would kill me in my sleep

>>717601991
Bump

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bc its good?

>>717603104
I didn't like the way the characters looked. Bothered the fuck outta me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU

kein fotzen faden? :(

>>717599854
>Deutscher Fotzen Faden
nicht wirklich
>Vorsätze fürs neue Jahr?
sind grundsätzlich zum scheitern verurteilt. man kann jederzeit was ändern. dafür braucht es keinen jahreswechsel.
>Glücklichste Zeit deines Lebens?
grundschulzeit, schätze ich
>Warum nicht mal einen Neger gönnen?
als pate? gerne. solange der kleine neger samt familie da bleibt, wo er hingehört.
(bei den sandnegern wärs mir allerdings noch lieber)
>Anzahl an Frauen gefickt?
0
>Sextipps?
gerne. fragen?
>Puh.... so....kann es sein, dass das Durchschnittsalter für Sex irgendwo bei 19-20liegt? Diskutiert Kartoffeln
keine ahnung. 15 hier

ich hab selber ne frage: wo sind alle?

>>717602853
7/10

>>717602853
8/10, would lick

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>>717602853

>>717600243
Pay her, and take my pizza.

>>717600243
Yell at her to stop spreading this fucking cancer across /b/

Beat the bitch up because she's a fucking feminist... and maybe do a bit rape.

>>717600428
To be fair, its not entirely my fault, mostly his.


>Gotta go~

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some of you guys are so weird

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Madoka claimed
>>717600428
Haha I wish it was that simple, when I first moved out me and my parents weren't on good terms. Until around a year ago they knew I was looking for a cheaper apartment and decided to help out, since then we have been doing better but I could never ask them for help with this.