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im so FUCKING SICK of everything! Trips decides how i FUCKING

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im so FUCKING SICK of everything!
Trips decides how i FUCKING kill myself tonight
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beat your head repeatedly with a stale baguette
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Rube Goldberg machine
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Ram cucumbers up your butthole till you explode
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>>717609922
starve yourself while you watch Teen Mom
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hold your breathe as long as you can if that dont work you dont really want to die.
but you could try underwater if a tub it has..
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>>717610048
This
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Don't, not worth it. Shit could get better, you gotta make changes though.
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>>717609922
Pick some random on the street and frame the shit out of him for your murder. Like, stalk him for weeks to learn his habits and gain access to all his shit. You'll need to provide him with the means, motive, and opportunity to kill you, while keeping him completely in the dark. Good luck, anon, and godspeed
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>>717610048
I also Request video feed.
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Shove a baguette up your ass
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chairs and sand
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>>717609922
Run into the next mosque, cry alua snackbar and Mohammed was a gay goat cock suckung pedofile
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>>717611604
This will most likely cause nothing.... Boring shit anon.
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cut off foot and rub bleeding stump into medica waste, don't let it heal over so it turns gangrenous and you die.
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buy an airsoft gun
spraypaint the tip black
leak ip and have somebody swat you
stand aiming at your front door and wait
they'll see you have a gun and shoot you immediately
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Start a fight in the hood
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>>717609922
Stream it
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>>717611700
depends on the mosque I guess. Instant kill in countries like Pakistan or Bangladesh or indonesia where ppl are killed for insulting islam all the time.

Maybe he should bring some ham to and some burning quurans - just to be sure.
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>>717612130
Ok, fair point. I was just assuming the OP was from a western country. Why? Dunno, brain fart, I guess.
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>>717609922
>>717609922
burn yourself to death, also don't forget to strem it , ON YOUTUBE
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>>717611569
>>717610585
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>>717609922

Dont do it man. Your family and friends love you, and whatever the he'll you're going through will pass. Your life is going to be fucking awesome, as long as you don't kill yourself and work at it.
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Good old fork in the socket..
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Off a bridge you go
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jump off building, livestream it on periscope of something
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>>717612396
re rolio
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>>717612457
OP, this guy is lying to you. Kill yourself as soon as possible. No one loves you; love does not exist. Your life will never be awesome; you are a fucking failure. Off yourself and end your pain.
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Don't do it.
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>>717612396
i shall reroll so i winrar myself
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>>717612396
pls win
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>>717612396
last roll please make this happen
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Eat about 50 Alka Seltzers then chug a liter of coke.
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>>717612396
why god why reroll
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>>717612684
reroll plox
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>>717613008
reroll because i want to see if you can actually kill yourself like this
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>>717613008
ROLL
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>>717613008
This + Livestream on Youtube or Twitch!
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>>717612862
what are you fucking gay?
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>>717612818

OP, this guy is lying to you. Pray to Jesus as soon as possible. Jesus loves you. Jesus does exist. Jesus is awesome and you'll be too if you believe in him. You need Jesus. Get off the internet and pray.
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Choke yourself to death by sticking your head into a really fat chicks butthole!
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>>717613138
reroll
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>>717613008
Reroll
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>>717609922
here you go faggot
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>>717613008
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>>717612457
>>717613307

Based as fuck, don't kill yourself OP, there's never been a man like you, and there never will be again. You're unique, and awesome in your own way. Don't kill yourself just because some beta faggots and temporary problems are bringing you down. At least wait a year, and all of your problems will end.
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>>717613008
I'll give this one last try.
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go to Vegas then drink yourself to death
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>>717613008
Roll
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>>717609922
>cure every type of cancer
>smoke happily
>accidentally swallow cigarette
>suffocate
>die as retard, be remembered as hero
You're welcome.
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Kill yourself by getting your shit together and letting the age do trick... Works every time
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Do a flip
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>>717614652
Ye
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Stream it
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>>717609922
chop off dick and balls with butcher knife and bleed to death on cam
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>>717614725
Reroll
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>>717614804
roll
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Trips?
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>>717614804
rolling
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light yourself on fire
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>>717614804
lmao thisss!!! roll
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>>717609922
furry gay porn overdose!
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Quads?
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>>717613008
this i guess
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>>717614804
rolling so hard rn
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>>717614995
reroll, god damn it
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>>717614804
roll!
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Die of old age
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>>717614804
or this
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>>717614804
roll i guess
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shout "allahu akbar" at airport
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>>717614804
going to have to roll
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>>717614804
awesome idea anon rolling
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>>717610048
this
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>>717614995
I feel the trips coming for this solution
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>>717614804
going to have to roll to this i guess
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>>717609922
Buttchug booze til you die from alcohol poisoning
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>>717614804
quick roll
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crush balls in vice then hang yourself
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Old age
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>>717614804
LOL roll
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>>717615364
See, the problem with this is that he'd have no balls to carry out till the end.
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Kill yourself by living life at the fullest for 50 years then flinging yourself off a tall building
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>>717611846
This
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