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Hey /b/, I need some help.
I need money right now and I think about robbing a small store. Every friday there is a pretty big party happening and teens usualy buy their drinks here. Staff is female only and I am a pretty big guy, so there should not be problems. Police response times are shit and store is located just next to the main road, so I can have a quick getaway.
I'm not sure about when to do it or what equipment I should and shouldn't use.
You can see the store from above in the picture.
Building has windows with bars and double doors, so I don't think going in at night would be a good idea.
I will be thankful for any tips or ideas!
that is not small you jew
get a job
Gloves, mask, glasses, crowbar or gun
Deutscher Faden
>>717562747
>>717562747
KEINE FRAGEN!
POSTET EURE LIEBLINGSMEMES
kein fotzen faden? :(
Why is this transgender/"gender fluid"/asexual bullshit a thing now? Where the fuck did it come from? Did someone make it up as a joke and the autistic fucking youth of 2016 think it was real? Help me understand
>>717559073
gender fluidity has been around since before 2016. pretty much as long as tumblr and pintrest have been around it has been around.
>>717559073
Autistic youth made this shit happen. They cut om their dicks or tape one on and expect their deep depression to change. But it doesnt. Doesnt matter what the fuck you tape on or cut off. You are still what you were born with.
>>717559073
It's because we don't kill off retarded people anymore.
femanon here,
trips = feet
quads = full body
quints = I'll fap on stream
sexts = i'll an hero on stream
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>inb4 ur a slut
>>717566522
roll
But where's the timestamp?
>>717566522
>inb4 tits or gtfo
go back to bed Jeff
Feet thread
>>717562332
>feet thread
Lets have a chair thread next, or a desk corner thread.
a nimitz class aircraft carrier will be completely destroyed after 13 minuets from now , this post will be very popular
>>717561990
Eat shit faggot
If this actually happens I'll an hero
>>717561990
for about thirty minutes. then the world will be destroyed.
Deutsch THread
#original
wie geht's?
vorsätze fürs jahr?
liegt schnee oder nee?
kein fotzen faden? :(
>>717563806
was passt dir denn an dem anderen nicht?
>>717563806
der andere hat schon 60 replies mein lieber
post pics of one-legged amputee girls that you know
>>717556974
That sign says "born to run" kek
let's go boys
>>717563714
Roll
>>717563714
spin!
roll it
reply to this post to get gf tomorrow
dont reply and you will never get gf
Gf get naow
today's OP is a faggot again
>>717559713
I'm kill
Roll
urniest of nans
CMON SPORK
Kill my self
>Diverse
>90% of a single race that's not white
This is where we are /b/
>>717563603
Yes yes, the world has gone full retard, what else is new?
>>717563603
This is exactly why Trump got elected.
>>717563603
>be me
>from Midwest US and A
>white
>cis
>male
>applying to phd programs
>essay for one program "how will you add to the diversity"
>guess I'm not applying here, they apparently have enough white males
I fucked up /b and now i feel like shit.
I sent the long ass reply to her right after i woke up and i thought it would be funny. I thought she would laugh it off and be all like:
"Ha ha very funny try again horndog you know im not going to do stuff like that. Maybe the working out but i shouldnt be required to do stuff in exchange for the things i want/need."
Or at least something along those lines as far as what i expected her to reply with. I had forgotten all about her asshole ex that used to do this kind of shit to her all the fucking time.
Pics related its the whole convo
Sidenote: i really do love my wife. It kills me to think i have hurt her emotionally. I called her at the end of the texts to appologise and calm her and i got an earfull. Been fucking with me all day this has. And ive been on the verge of tears all day. And having to make excuses about "something with the ac is messing with my eyes making them water like crazy"
How fucked am i /b ive been married to her for 5 years. She is the reason i decided to not end my life 5 years ago. Litterally she gave me a reason to live. For that i love her to my final day.
Is my marriage over?
>>717558893
>>717558930
>>717558956