>Walk into your house >You find Emma Watson standing

>>717600243
Pay her, and take my pizza.

>>717600243
Yell at her to stop spreading this fucking cancer across /b/

Beat the bitch up because she's a fucking feminist... and maybe do a bit rape.

>>717600243
Ask her opinion of Pakistan's foreign policy and how it impacts the current situation in Central Asia

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Tell her to grab a beer out of the fridge for me and pop a squat on my face.

Gentle rape. Make sure it feels good for her.

>>717600243
Ask Richard Dawkins why he's dressed like a girl.

>>717600243
post on 4chan about it

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>>717600863
oops forgot pic

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>>717600243

get down on my knees and gently jerk off onto her perfect toes

>>717601436
yuck

Ask her to queef in my mouth while she crushes my balls with her bare soles

>>717600243
fuck her and then kill her

>>717600243
...eggs?

>>717600352
/Thread

>>717600352
You don't beat a woman you slap them or rape them.

The next time you lust over an image, or the idea of having sex with an amazingly beautiful woman such as sweet Emma here, I want you to realise something, and picture this the next time you fap over the created memory of your coitus;

At some stage in her life, she's been sat on the toilet for at least 20 minutes, straining like fuck to squeeze out a massive turd, taking a deep breath and clenching her stomach muscles in an attempt to put some pressure behind the huge, stodgy stool of digested food and stomach acids that is currently forcing her anus to painfully widen. Then there's that small spiky bit of shit that pokes out the side and scratches the side of her rectum as she strains, bringing tears to her eyes, so she shifts to one side and tugs on a cheek to make it a little easier for the painful piece to pass.

Then it snaps, and the gigantic depth charge plunges into the water, splashing her arse cheeks with pissy and shitty water, but she can't relax as the turd is still halfway out, and if she unclenches, she just known it'll vanish back up her arsehole like a botfly larvae.

Finally the solid shit passes, but is immediately followed by the newer, softer shit which splurts out of her rectum like someone paint-spraying a fence in a cacophony of loud noises and a stomach-emptying stench that clings to the walls and won't shift for hours

Now she's finished, she takes the pressure off her knees, groaning as her spine rights self, having been arched over for so long. She grabs some paper and wipes, but it was messier down there then she thought, and she realises too late she's just spread liquid shit all over the inside of her butt cheeks and near her vaginal entrance, and it takes another 20 sheets and 10 wipes before she can be sure it's all gone.

Then of course, it's another 5 minutes at the sink trying to get all the shit out from under her fingernails.

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>>717601278

>>717600243
Ask her what's she doing there and wait for her to respond.

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>>717600243

*close all tabs*

>Oh hi there, I loved you in Harry Potter.

>>717602340
Sorry, Newfag. What does that mean?
>>717600352
Whatever, as long as shes not enjoying it.

ask if she has a younger sister, then kick her granny ass out of my house

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>>717601278
Oh yes

The resemblence is uncanny

>>717600243
turn 360 degrees and ask for a sandwich

>>717602794
Kek

>>717600243
lick her feet

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>>717602794
it's gay enough to do this alone, but doing it with another person?

>>717602956
REEEEEEEEEEE

kill, rape and eat.

>>717600243

i'd get her down into my basement and begin her final film... a snuff film

>>717603250
as long as tips don;t touch

>>717603298
Calm your tits! Someone had to tell you at some point too.

"WHAT THE- YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE! GO! GET OUT! OUTSIDE NOW! OUT OF MY HOUSE! OUT! OUT OUT!"

>>717602638
HNNNNNNNNNG

>>717600243
Kick her out. Why are you in my house when I ain't home?

>>717602638
oh god im so hard right now
more

Id bend her over and tongue punch her fart box

>>717600243

play xbox

>>717603665
og course, she doesn't wash her hands thoroughly enough, and every now and again she sniffs her fingers and just gets the faintest hint of feces...

..but secretly likes it

>>717602638

i'd love to be her human toilet

>>717600243
turn 360° and walk away

>>717602340
Ok, I looked it up. Thank you,kind sir.

>>717604101
Newfags trying to be oldfags. Overused meme.

down to basement. kidnap some other girls. have them fight to the death in a one on one tournament. No weapons allowed, face must remain intact.

>>717602638
Got me fapping hard

>>717602794
sauce?

>>717602794
why fap to a girl with another dude right next to you doing the same thing?

>>717602772
This. She can hardly be on the maintenance staff.

I would tell her to show tits or get the fuck out!

i would hug her, tell her i love her so much and ask her to cast "avada kedavra" on me

Expecto patronum the fuck outta her

>>717600352
She's an actual feminist tho and not the typical femnazi.

>>717601436
nice anon, you're doing this right

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>>717601278
>

>>717608528
>implying some one that does a bit rape can be reasoned with

>>717608890
>>717608528
I can be reasoned with. And she is a typical Feminazi. Look up "He for she"! It's the same stupid, hypocritical bs, that every Feminazi produces.