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You could put an eye out with that

>>717571792
moar

preferably in my ass

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Weird misshapen head .
Use this one, it has more brains.

oh boy

>>717574051
> Be 10 > playing pokemon on shitter before school > Bus comes outside > I still havent wiped > Mom yells I have to go > Have horrible poison ivy on crotch > Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus > Girl I like sits next to me > asks me if ive ever been kissed > I take out my gameboy > She starts whispering in my ear > I start sweating > I look down > The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices > I notice > I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes > My sphagetti falls out all over > I start sweating more > Realize i forgot to wipe my ass > The entire bus smells like shit and sphagetti > bus gets to school > Try and run to bathroom > teacher catches me > its penis inspection day > my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first > Nurse demands For me to take off my pants > I refuse > She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch > close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs > She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out > she pukes on my dick > I get expelled

>>717574476
fuck

>>717577565
Have u tried not being a fagget?

>>717577766
I did and it changed mylife for the best!!

>>717577565
I though to my self ok so what do I not want to do, and I just did that for 6 months then I was fine

>>717575992

incredible

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Anyone got a sauce on this

>>717568200
yes

>>717576805
Look honey, you didn't post a time stamp or tits.

No one around here will answer your questions without those.

>>717576805

No timestamp
No tits
Then gtfo, attention whore.

>>717576805
b8

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My sister please

No. Not because you won't succeed but because you are going to inconvenience thousands of people using public transport. Any time there is a death on the rails they have to investigate which means shutting down service for hours. Don't be a fucking asshole, just go hang yourself in the woods or something.

>>717575476
It's pretty inconsiderate. Commuting by public transport is bad enough without delays caused by self centred faggots throwing themselves on the line. Also you'll likely fuck up the driver's life.

>>717575616
/thread

Release me you damned dirty ape

chris p. bacon

Lil Nigger

kein fotzen faden? :(

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>>717575538
und Wurstbrot für alle!

>>717575611
ICH HABE ES DIR GESTERN SCHON GESAGT:
RAUS! Für deine Mongosorte haben wir hier keinen Platz.

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>>717575776

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>>717575810

https://www.reddit.com/r/Love_Me_Love_You/comments/4itp59/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/

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>>717574247

Rolllllll

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>>717573615

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ok

https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFW_The_Best_Of_Porn/comments/4itpdi/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/