please. fucking. explain.
it's not something people here can easily talk about
>>718856197
Too soon
>>718856197
please. fucking. Google it.
W-welcome back to another episode of Cooking with Alice3D!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QzjQSjkFXK
T-tasty treats, f-for you to eat, delivered w-without pictures of m-my feet!
>>718856301
Eat my ass please
>>718856301
Love you, Alice!
ALICE! WHAT HAVE YOU MADE FOR US TO EAT TODAY!?
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Admit it. She won.
She won over 4 million more votes than Drumpf. There is a serious problem that a person who won 5 million more votes than their opponent isn't declared the winner. The Electoral College has failed us if we look at the raw data, and the data shows that She got 6 million more votes than Drumpf. Anyone that can count knows that if someone has 7 million more votes than the other guy, they should be the winner. 8 million more votes. I'm saddened and disgusted that this Democracy we live in rewarded the orange cheeto pussy grabber even though he lost by more than 9 million votes.
Awww another snowflake who doesn't know that America isn't a democracy. How cute.
See: Republic.
>>718843839
>m-muh popular vote
Quit posting these threads.
It's January.
HELLO! I just collected my inheritance and now I am wealthy. Willing to share $500 in the Paypal of the first to r o l l a 39!!!
BONUS $100 if you include a picture of SLIPKNOT!
>>718856022
[email protected] is my paypal address, nice dubs btw :)
Saw this, pushed my fingers into my eyes.
>>718857215
Re-roll
>>718857264
Okay I give up.
Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing with your New Year's resolutions so far?
>ADVICE, FORTUNE-TELLING, AND FRIENDLY CONVERSATION
>Want a tarot reading? Great! Just roll some dubs. Or trips. Or quads. (GETS)
Ask me a question, and I'll use the cards to answer it. Name a topic, such as career or love-life, and I'll interpret the reading based on the topic. Tarot readings take time to craft, but you can remind me if it looks like I missed you. Just don't be obnoxious!
>GETs can be donated to others.
If you see someone else failing to GET, feel free to give them your dubs. Just make sure it's a specific person. Offering them up vaguely to everyone leads to confusion.
>Can't GET? Give us a name, and my junior shrine maidens will deliver to you a fortune cookie.
A fortune cookie is a short blurb about your luck for 2017. The name can be made up or real, doesn't matter.
>Advice is free, give and receive as you wish.
>Be patient. Be kind. I love you all very much.
Hi
i got here early for once :o
about to move out in 3 days, what do?
anyone love the thought of a high school/college girl getting molested by boys a lot younger than her?
Yup
By the power of Allah Buuuuump
>>718842110
>>718842186
what scenarios would be hot?
Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>718827184
im 25 senpai
i wont dissapoint you, bless me with your arcane magic
>>718827309
>i wont dissapoint you, bless me with your arcane magic
Feel blessed. Bitch.
Should I masturbate?
Americans vote for Donald Trump, is there any other reason to call their country the most idiot country in the world?
>>718836262
Ladies and gentlemen, the 45th and Final President of the United States of America...
>polite applause
>>718836262
They don't believe in global warming, also the fact they seriously think that they are the worlds only superpower.
>>718836262
most Americans didnt vote for him... he lost the popular vote. he got the most electoral college votes which he got by promising political favors and paying people off.
hi /b/ I am terrified.
I'm not sure if anyone here will even be any help, or if it will just turn into a troll fest.. but I need some advice.
I am so scared of my surgery coming up this week.. I am so fucking terrified of being put under. I can't sleep. I can't fucking eat. All I think about is the surgery.
My biggest fear is not being in control of my body, waking up in the middle of surgery.. or becoming retarded as a result of a dumb surgin..
please someone help me. fuck. i have nobody to tell about this irl. i am so fucking scared oh my god.
Fear increases your odds of waking up in the middle of surgery.
It's a kind of survival instinct.
So just don't be scared, anon.
You will probably get dope drugs
>>718836788
This
And what surgery are you talking about OP?
Game of /b/ros is hosting the Dragon Age Risk map tonight.
Read the rules, they're slightly different that GoB, and we will start with 5 players
Pay close attention to rules about your Capitol, crossing rivers, and race bonuses.
>Mikey
>>718842761
Claiming Orzammar
>>718842761
claiming kal-sharok
>sig inc
>>718842761
Claiming Qunari
>Arishok
/b/ cam raid happening now.
GET IN HERE
https://youtu.be/dA3JxTN1u_w
start it already faggoy
>>718841675
gotta get people in first
This gon be good
Disturbing photos
>>718840585
>Disturbing photos
Posts sexy photo
Titcow thread. Big juicy titties but NO fatties pls.
Another one of my favs
This bish too
Would love to knock her up just so I can milk her all thru her pregnancy
ITT: Post celebs you think are still virgins.
>>718838851
LOL!