Milf thread
Which Milf would get your D?
"ooops"
Guess what: I'm a woman
I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day
>>718911330
>using 4chan
Then you're doing it wrong.
146 IQ with a bunch of niggers diluting regular IQ... you're just average.
>>718911330
get your ass back in the kitchen and start making some fucken sammiches
Rugby vs. Football
Which sport is manlier, /b/?
>water polo is for REAL men
>>718901537
Rugby.... Not even close...
I'm an Amerifag and even I recognize that rugby is more manly
Femanon here trips gets my pussy quads gets my full body
Doesn't work like that, bitch.
dubs for tits
>>718911768
seems it does and theres nothing you can do about it kiddo =)
No Rule 34 Thread? WHY THE FUCK NOT?!!?
>>/mlp
>>718904584
rule 34 thread bruh
Fb fap, blonde edition
Deutschfaden
Fragen
1. LieblingsPornstar?
2. Wer hat MangaBettwäsche?
3. Lieblingszitat?
4. Musiktip (optional)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>>718910872
und DEUS VULT
>>718910872
Warum macht pipi anon nie Fäden auf?
YLYL edition
>>718906335
>>718906335
6 more days
miley
>>718905423
Why does every pop star want to be Madonna?
>>718905423
Yeah, I see the whole Madonna thing, but you have to ask, why did Madonna want to be Marilyn Monroe? Either way, it's hot as fuck on a temporary basis until she shows off her horse teeth when she smiles near the end.
>>718906890
Nogs will nigs
Post Your Best 10/10 Thread
>>718905275
moar?
>>718905275
She look beautiful, post moar of her please.
Name?
ITT we work at a office
>sits at his desk doing blow and playing with his tie
>where is the tech guy when I need him
>i cant save this file as a png
WHO THE FUCK PUT HOT DOGS DOWN THE TOLET!
Japan story CONT.
>>718906558
>I Lean down and tell her she needs to stop talking and put the phone away.
>She looks at me like I just insulted her Sonic/shadow fanfic.
>Raise my eyebrows in a stern fashion.
>She responds by saying "You know what, I don't need you to tell me what to do! My mom could have been dying ok, I need to take my phone calls."
>I stand there gazing blankly into the subway advertisement, as she continues to speak on her phone.
>I can feel many of the Japanese people start to change their mind about whether or not surrendering was the right thing to do in WWII.
>Eventually we reach our destination.
>This time I tell her to prepare her coins before we get to the gate.
>She says she already has it taken care of.
>We get to the gate and she drops her coins on the ground.
>MFW I watch in horror as she is scrambling to pick up the equivalent of $1.25 in coins, while disrupting 1/4th of the gates.
>I turn around pretending not to see whats happening.
>She finally gets through and demands me to hurry up.
fast forward to Party
>So were at the party, which is another Izakaya (drinking place)
>Waiter looks at her waiting for her to order something.
>Says she wants a water.
>waiter doesn't understand and asks me what she means.
>I explain to sonic that we have to order alcohol here.
>She tells me she doesn't drink unless it's a special occasion.
>MFW you have to fucking buy a drink.
>She begins to demand that I tell the JApanese waiter that she shouldnt have to pay for alcohol even though everyone else is.
>Unable to ease her autism. I tell the waiter that I will buy her alcohol, and a soda drink, on top of my own alcohol.
>My levels of regret for letting her come with me are reaching previously unheard of levels.
cont...
>>718908259
OP from the last thread here, I'm with you brother
bumping for more stories
>>718908259
Oooook Story guy here, Typing out the continuation now.
roll before bed
>>718910100
rawl
>>718910100
also checked
>>718910100
t roll 4 me