W-welcome back to another episode of Cooking with Alice3D!

>>718856301
Eat my ass please

>>718856301
Love you, Alice!

ALICE! WHAT HAVE YOU MADE FOR US TO EAT TODAY!?

How are you tonight Alice?

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>T-tasty treats, f-for you to eat, delivered w-without pictures of m-my feet!

Change the channel.

Also, I wouldn't wear latex gloves to cook. Where did you even get wrist length ones?

>>718856301
4/10 gloves, the lace ones were better

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Yes i'd love food

>>718856301
did santa get you anything for being such a good girl?

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T-tonights meal is v-very tasty, s-so I hope you are all excited for it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lWIgq1iHS3

>>718856637

Can you post pics of feet pls?

Hello, Alice!

Seems like everyone wants to see your feet lately! I'm here for food!

>>718856637
by milkshake, do you mean you're going to jump up and down shirtless?

>>718856637

I applaud your handwriting anon

I need help. I'm so lost and I don't know what to do. I don't know how to put it, but my girlfriend doesn't think I love her. She thinks that I'm going to leave her or that I don't love her. When we first started dating, I did a lot of things to hurt her. I hate myself so much for what I did, but I've improved myself and still am trying to for her. She got all of her feelings about how she doesn't trust me off her chest and now she isn't online. I really am a piece of shit. I hate myself so much and I actually feel like I want to die. I need help. I at least need a way to calm down while I wait for her to be back online. It could be a few minutes, or a few hours, or it might not even be today. I hurt the person I love most in this world

>>718856637

Milkshake and Bacon w/ Chicken? Doesn't sound like it would mix to well.

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B-but first, let's select a t-tea!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s7tehnjKvz

>>718856637
You look beautiful

>>718856637
you forgot an apostrophe gg

WE WANT FEET! WE WANT FEET! WE WANT FEET!

Bacon and chicken, what's not to love. Too bad I already had dinner tonight, with my parents.

>>718856301
Darn I wanted more feet pics

>>718856637
That's disgusting. Eat some veggies you fat fuck

>>718856697
No.

What the fuck is this exactly?

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>>718857049
>>718857031
>>718856697
S-sorry, you need an Alice Steel account t-to see my feet!

ICE T

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>>718857063
I w-weigh 88 pounds, y-you want me to lose more weight?

>>718856301

<4 love

>>718857063
do you even see this nigga? She looks to be around 75 pounds. The chicken and milkshake probably weigh more than she does.

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>>718856301
this would be cool if u werent GAYYYYYYYYY
LOL GOTTEMMMMMMMM

>>718856637
Hey, you sound kinda like Raven. Pretty cute, desu.

>>718857136
Aneki did you check the cpp project i sent u?

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Are you guys getting daily thread link too?

>>718857144
It says lemonade, man, read the sign

>>718857136
What if I have Alice Titanium?

>>718857063
DONT YOU LIE ABOUT OUR ALICE

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Oh h-how exciting! I l-love chai tea!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M2XnOvCye1

>>718857284
no one escapes the link

>>718857203
Goddamn Alice, are you losing weight again?

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>>718857284
Yes

>>718856301

>t-tasty treats,f-for you to eat

how about i eat your ass,that sounds like a tasty treat

>>718857284

Yep, cool shit bro

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>>718857393
/unsubscribe

>>718857446
I didnt register for this service..

>>718857369
those thighs tho

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Good evening, everyone.

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>>718856929

You broke her trust, and that's not easily repaired. The best place to start is going to be giving her some space. You apologized, now don't force the issue. If she's willing to keep you around, then you have a long way to go to rebuild that trust. You're going to have to work hard, be selfless, and prove you're better than the person you were before.

>>718856301
>>718857458

on 2nd thought,this is /b/.i need proof that you dont have a penis first

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>>718857307
Y-you don't!

Believe me. You'd know if you did.

>>718857393
Underrated comment.

>>718857401
N-no! Maybe!

it's hard to tell when you are this small. I mean, have you ever seen a milligram scale? That shit is hard to use.

>>718857523
N-no one ever does!

>>718857369
Huh, you sound like Raven .

>>718857241
str8 savage

>>718857621
>]
nigger

>>718857539
go back to the avatarfag thread

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>>718857588
>>718857253
An Alice Raven account is available f-for those who think so at t-the low low cost of a boxed set of Teen Titan every m-month!

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>>718857284

Daily links? How exciting, a newsletter.

>>718857648
:(((((

>>718857565
Wouldn't you prefer if she did though?

>>718857534
i was 100% convinced that this was a dude until seeing those thighs.

now i'm merely 99.9% convinced it's a dude that somehow lucked out with great thighs

>>718857600
i'm not racist :'(

>>718856301
You should set up a livestream sometime Alice! You may be able to use strings or something to keep your face animu'd.

>>718857504
But this service might cost us premium monthly bill!

>>718857574
Hello operator, I would like to unsubscribe from this wonderful service.

>>718857621
nigger

Y'all realize this is a dude right?

>>718857711
thx 4 no bully

>>718857565
having a penis doesn't remove the possibility of eating ass.

Alice!!! Yaaaay! I love yo..er..your threads!

Dinner sounds delicious (especially the milk shake).

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>>718856301
Alice love me!

>>718857758
fug u

>>718857763
All the better if she were

>>718856301
>>718856637
>>718857013
>>718857369

Why do you have the need to dress up as a girl? I'm genuinely curious.

Please don't feed me that fake identity bullshit, I just want to know why.

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Alright b-boys and girls, w-we can't wonder about my delightful gloves and p-possible dick all night.

This ain't waifu threads, after all.

S-so let's move on to the ingredients list!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GiZ6enokt7

>>718857687
I have already been overwhelmed by the daily news!

>>718857790

as a straight male,i enjoy my women 100 percent woman

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>>718857763

I'm getting tired of this meme.
This meme is canceled.

>>718857701
they're so good despite how skinny she is. 8/10

I would literally shill to Alice

>>718857552
Thank you for the help. I really wish she knew how much she means to me. I wish I didn't do what I did. What makes it worse was that I didn't even know I was doing it. I wish I let her know how much I love her when it really mattered...

>>718857924
ass is ass mate

What in the fuck is going on in this thread

>>718857851

Who knows, he never gives a straight answer.

>>718857868

>possible dick

well do you have one or not,because im trying to decide if i want to lick your shit hole or not

>>718857851

Probably gonna beat around the question, he might say why in the Vocaroo.

>>718856637
>bacon wrapped chicken

you now have my attention.

Tell me, has it been butterflied and stuffed with cheese and other goodies?

Also, are my narcissistic tendencies due to my mother being a bipolar, manic, dissociative identity disorder nut job?

thanks and yumm!

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>>718857724
I'm r-running a twitch soon called CeltyPlays. S-subscribe!

>>718857755
Too bad.

>>718857763
N-no I'm not.

>>718857851
...b-because I'm a girl.

Literally, I have a vagina, always have.

Maybe you should spend less time on /b/ if you think everyone in a dress is a trap, good sir.

>>718857951
I'm n-not that skinny!

>>718858024
I g-give one every time. I'm a girl. W-what is there to understand?

>>718858041
N-no.

>>718857851

Good luck with that.

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>>718856929
You hurt this person, and it is unknown to us as to the extent of it all. Needless to say, it is unsurprising that she is hesitant in embracing your love, given what you've done in the past. Depending on the severity, it may take a while for her to come around. But surely you knew this.

What I'd like to caution against is allowing yourself to be crucified over past transgressions for too long. Eventually, she will have to forgive you, that is, if she wishes to remain in a relationship with you. You know what you did, and, provided you have a reasonable sense of morality, you know how long you can expect to suffer. Do not allow yourself to endure beyond this limit.

Now then, as far as hoping for the days, hours, and minutes to tick by before she's online again, you need to relax. Talk to us, maybe have a cup of tea.

>>718857369
do you parents know you're doing this gay shit?

>>718858005
newfag

>>718856301
is this a dude dressed up like a girl, and why gloves

>>718857868
this looks like tyler1's kitchen

>>718857868
mmmmmmmmm....toothpicks

>>718858085
Quit bitching and make chicken, bitch!

>>718858085
you're scary levels of skinny.

>>718858085
you type like a f-f-f-fucking faggot with that stutter bullshit

>>718858085
I'll make sure to remember your twitch, Alice. Any estimates on what times it'll be live?

>>718857868
Salt, pepper, garlic powder, and Toni's seasoning would go well on the chicken.

>>718857868
Well, I've had a wonderful day, Alice. Gamed with my dad, had bacon and baked potatoes for dinner, and annoyed my hateful hag of a mother and got her to apologize for it.

>>718857868
why do you type with a stutter

>>718857851
>>718858005
>>718858024
>>718858067
>>718858085

Okay, prove it.

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T-this is a bit difficult of a recipe, compared t-to what we normally do, s-so I split the instructions into t-two parts!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1krDDWDf07O

>>718858215
this. Also, milkshakes.

>>718858319
>5:00
this thread is lies

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>>718858319
And h-here is instruction set two!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1krDDWDf07O

I b-believe in you, Anonymous! Row row, m-make the chicken!

>>718858259

Probably has some identity disorder, trying to fulfill the role of "Alice" by portraying weakness, role-playing, and dress up.

>>718858319

i got a recipe,how about you lift that dress up and bend over so i can lick that fartbox

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>>718858403
Not a clock.

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>>718858319
Moonbitch

>>718858486
>goes to 5:01 >>718858423

EVERYTHING IS LIES

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>>718858423
Bacon is on fire, but chicken still icy, what do?

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>>718858434
>>718858259
>>718858238
>>718858172
>>718858172
>>718858141
>>718858067
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQubOqh22M

>>718858319
>>718858423
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in oven.

now that i think about it,you probably do have a cock.thats why your hiding your face because your actually a guy in a dress with a wig on

>>718858486
well it's sure as shit working like a clock

>>718858423
>5:01

>>718858542
Put out fire with your bacon ice.

>>718858085
>CeltyPlays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_AJRJpJ9G0
SUBSKAIB

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Will you let me free when you're done cooking?

>>718858615
>12 fuckin views
KEK

>>718858615

Yeah I could not find it ether, apart from that vid?

>>718858423
really, how much time does it takes for you to do one of these threads? that's some weird dedication

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N-now first, we n-need to season the chicken s-so it tastes good.

Anyone with their dick stuck in an oven may wish to wait for ALL instructions to be posted before attempting this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RNaerOJkB6

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>>718858540
It's just your mind playing you tricks anon...

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>>718858486

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>>718858606
But that wasn't on the ingredient list...

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>>718858615
It's on t-twitch dear, n-not youtube <4

>>718858676
Twitch. CeltyPlays. Pay attention.

>>718858681
W-what is weird about it?

>>718858543

Why post in a Vocaroo. How does prove he's a girl.

Obviously a dude, look at the wrists and chin.

>>718858724

>those hands

trap confirmed

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>>718858636

Reimu, is that you? ^.^

there are weeks where the only thing i looked forward to was these threads >>718858585
and sometimes some weeks say stuff like that just to antagonize alice for attention. i mean dude how pathetic is that, you're trolling for a trap there's probably plenty of real girls out there

What the hell is going on here...This board has fucked me up so bad I can't possibly believe you're a woman just because you say so and are in a dress. In fact, that just makes me all the more suspicious.

hey alice!

bacon-wrapped chicken breast is my signiture dish. i bet i make it better than you. that's ok though, these threads are cool.

wish i never opened your vocaroos though..

>>718858861

He's not. It's a guy.

>>718858724
>touching the lid of the spice container after handling raw chicken
What in the fuck is wrong with you?

>>718858724
Be careful with the cross contamination!! Keep one hand for touching chicken and one for opening/closing/holding spice.

>>718858822
you stole their name!!!

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>>718858759
>>718858604
I've been lied to as well then.

>>718858822
everything...except the act of making food

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>>718858830
>How does prove he's a girl

W-well, you just proved y-you aren't really worth talking to, s-so moving on.

>>718858837
You p-people are pretty bad at identifying skinny asian girls.

>>718858861
*shrugs* And?

>>718858920
>>718858920
G-glad to hear it

>>718858927
>>718858927
I'm a g-girl dear.

>>718858944
>>718858946
Guys, n-no one eats this food okay.

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>>718858822
I can't seem to find your CeltyPlays on Twitch

>>718858927
>>718858861
>>718858837
>>718858830
>>718858681
>>718858585

It's a guy, role-playing some weird fantasy and using a voice modulator as proof.

Move along...

>>718858724
fucking disgusting touching the spice with raw chicken hands

>>718858822
I for one, admire your dedication. I'm not just saying this to get inside your skirt.

>>718858861
Same, it not that I refuse to believe it, its more like I can't. Although I hope you're not a trap, it would depress me.

>>718858085
What games do you plan to stream?

>>718859024
>no one eats this food okay.
>wasting food
I'M TRIGGERED

Lots of cynical people here. Carry on, Alice.

>>718859087
>that would depress me
>because the genitals of someone I will never get in bed with are important to me somehow

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>>718859040
W-wow, people sure do l-love to come up with really w-weird explanations for why I c-can't be a girl.

You do you, dear.

>>718859063
*shrugs* N-nothing to it, but to d-do it.

>>718859134
Doom t-to start <4

Back to the show!

>>718859024

Okay show your face then. Really couldn't care less about the chicken.

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Daily proof Alice is female

>>718859187
perfect. stop sucking so much dick you faggot

>>718856301
Are you a guy?

>>718859063
if not the gtfotta here

>>718859024
No one else may eat the food, but I still don't want YOU to accidentally get sick!!

Avatar-fagging is against the rules nigger.

>>718856301
I wonder, who the lucky person joining you for dinner will be.

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>>718859187
C-can do!

R-remember to wrap your meat people! It c-could save your life one day!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tDNVA0aKPY

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>>718859024
if on one eats it why make it?

>>718859212

no face, no proof

>>718859212
That's a man.

>>718859244

Yes.

>>718859200
No it would depress me because Im sick of faggots dressing up in womens clothes, claming to be a "sissy" or "feminine". It just makes you a f-f-f-faggot

>>718859187
stop sucking so much dick

>>718859024
I will make a shrine dedicated to you Alice. Once I have gathered enough photos to make it a worthy altar, I will show you and hope you are proud

>>718859212
those fucking lumberjack hands

>>718859307

Attention seeking.

>>718859387
Good for driving cattle and stroking manly beards

>>718859212
Nu, h.. How can a man have tits? i dont get it.

>>718859187
Maybe they'd stop being so cynical if you stopped sucking so much dick

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This Cirno-chan may be late to the party, but late is better than never!?

>>718859212
>bra strap only on one side
fake/10

I see these threads all the time, OP is a tranny right?

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>>718859438
you must be new here

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>>718859203
S-sorry Anonymous, I'm n-not an attention whore <4

>>718859244
Nope!

>>718859275
I'll b-be fine!

>>718859307
F-for you, m-my love!

Sadly, you can't come over to my penthouse and enjoy it with me. Maybe if you had an Alice Thorium account...

>>718859317
N-no I'm not <4

>>718859375
P-please don't do that.

>>718859387
I am l-literally 88 pounds; w-welcome to forced perspective!

My wrists and arms are extremely thin, which makes my hands look disproportionate.

>>718859398
I d-don't like attention, silly <4

>>718859460
Nope!