Trips gets her nudes
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>>719084421
rolling
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Lets do this!
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I made a thread a couple hours ago about how I never get matches on Tinder.
Well, I now have two matches, but I want to make sure I don't fuck it up from the very start.
I'm autistic as fuck and cannot for the life of me come up with a good opener. What would you say in this situation?
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Nothing, she's fucking hideous.
Akbar/10
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I wouldn't go with that one if I were you.
Look like poor quality skin.
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>>719083277
AMEN THIS!!!
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Reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.
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Stop
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You're the worst OP
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don't tell me what to do.
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butthurt thread
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>>719086879
I'm not late am I?
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tfw katia is a girl
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>>It's simple: we post our job and salary
Inb4 entry level positions starting at 100k because you don't know wtf you're talking about
Musician
40k
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Software Engineer 82k
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game developer
80k
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unemployed master race
<5k a year
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>ctrl + f
>no YLYL thread
YLYL thread
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>>719087083
john, haha. where did you find this one?!
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s/fur
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drawthread
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>>719080706
ilu
>>719080747
cos i said no
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k
>>719080948
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>719080993
and it never transitioned into the actual show. that always bummed me out about 90s - early 2000s shows. they always got these big resolutions in the movie but it was forgetting in the next season.
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Requesting a clown girl sitting on top of a thicc business women applying clown make up to her. Clown has a crazed smile and the women is crying but also has a crazed smile
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+2 good drah
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Post your secrets
I keep my dead pet lizard in my room. He's been there for a couple years now.
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I knock up my brothers wife last year he believes it's his kid
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>>719081579
>I keep my dead pet lizard in my room.
I did that once with a fish tank. Had a 100 gallon tank with two large koi in it. Changed the water one day and something was evidently wrong with it and they were dead in a matter of hours.
Couldn't be bothered to clean it, and just left them there. The neat thing about it was that months later, the water pump would still keep the fish skeletons floating around. Looked kind of neat until algae took over the entire thing.
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I keep yearning to find some kind of novel, exciting thing to focus my attention on in order to keep my life interesting. I had found quite a few when I was younger, but I eventually got older and am worrying that I'll never find anything.
I'm 27.
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Go you lazy motherfuckers GO GO GO!
triples = 150
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>>719077692
Roll
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I'll do them all
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>>719077901
Fuck man you got so many
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find the creepiest sex offender in your area, post pic
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>>719084832
any website to do this easily? too lazy to sift through tons of shit websites
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>>719085068
google public offenders registry [state]
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Why do some people claim race is a social construct?
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Some people are idiots anon.
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>>719082825
because when you throw dogs together they get alone despite being different breeds.
are there physical differences? sure. but when people say RACE is a social construct they're mostly referring to racism.
could they have just said racism instead? yeah that would have prevented threads like this. but the point still stands.
judge people based on how they act, not on how they look
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>>719082825
Moral of the story according to OP:
>Niggers are sub human, they need to be exterminated.
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Hey /b/, I just got my food stamp card after being approved for gibsmedats. I have become a nigger, and in true nigger fashion, I'm going to blow it irresponsibly.
However, I don't intend to just spend it all on steak and grape drank. No, I'll do something even more irresponsible. I'll let be decide my grocery list.
We have $143 dollars to work with. Everyone gets to choose ONE item. If dubs, it goes on my shopping list. Will deliver.
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off-brand generic rootbeer; 2L bottle.
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>>719080806
Off-brand single ply toilet paper
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>>719081147
Food stamps, anon. No cash benefits.
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Yoohoo
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>>719069672
go on
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oh no