Post your secrets I keep my dead pet lizard in my room. He's

I knock up my brothers wife last year he believes it's his kid

>>719081579
>I keep my dead pet lizard in my room.
I did that once with a fish tank. Had a 100 gallon tank with two large koi in it. Changed the water one day and something was evidently wrong with it and they were dead in a matter of hours.

Couldn't be bothered to clean it, and just left them there. The neat thing about it was that months later, the water pump would still keep the fish skeletons floating around. Looked kind of neat until algae took over the entire thing.

I keep yearning to find some kind of novel, exciting thing to focus my attention on in order to keep my life interesting. I had found quite a few when I was younger, but I eventually got older and am worrying that I'll never find anything.

I'm 27.

>>719081579
I let my math tutor fuck me after my sweet 16 birthday party

>>719081579
I want to hate fuck my autist cousin and her mom

>>719081579
I have a kid in the Philippines that my fiance doesn't know about

I'm off to pretend massage rp a coworker and give her a happy ending at a clinic that I own.

>>719081579

I fuck my sister-like friend for like three years now. Nobody knows, even when she sleeps over my apartment, next to my closest friend. We fuck basically everywhere, and I'm not even attracted to her, I just can't stop fucking her. Why is this bitch so arousing, if I don't even like her I wonder

>>719081579
I regret not asking out my HS crush out

>>719081579
i set the neighbor's car on fire by accident

I cheated on my current girlfriend with her older sister.

>>719081976
lol you dick

>>719082525
join the masons

>>719083313
Can relate

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>>719081579
I jerked off into a bowl of Gerber baby food that my hot milf roomate was feeding her 11 month old daughter. I only did it since she occasionally would lick the spoon too. Did this for a couple weeks and stopped and she noticed something was off about and got a different flavor. Even told me herself they might of changed the ingredients or something because it wasn't as good now.

I still fap furiously knowing she loved the secret spunk I gave her and her daughter. I'm fucked up.

>>719083199
Similar situation dude except my IIL is hot

i steal my mom's dirty panties and pantyhose and wear them under my guy clothes

>>719083423
My girlfriend was being such a bitch so I thought as her sister had never seen me before I'd go to the bar I knew shed be at at take her back to my place to fuck.

>>719083489
Dude....

>>719083489
does that make you a pedo?

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>>719083489
That's hot.

Just a vent
>Fall for a girl
>She would randomly sit next to me in mostly empty rooms
>Talk to her, we are friendly enough
>Try asking her to lunch
>Say yes, but drags a guy friend along
>Awkward lunch. Guy friend hits on her, and she wants nothing to do with it. (Ends up breaking contact for an unknown reason with him)
>Nothing happens after
>I catch her staring at me, and occasionally she doesn't look away, instead we just stare into each other eyes for a few seconds.
>She still never texts me first, but she will keep the conversation going if I do text her. Sometimes for 6-10 hrs.
>I sometimes slip in jokes that kinda tease her. No one finds them funny, but she still laughs. She sometimes teases me similarly
>She Makes it a point to try an push me to become an Emt. Which she is one, but also knows that I want to do it soon.
>She is always seeming willing to meet up, says "Definitely!" and "We can always try!" but will never commit to an actual day. But she seems kinda disappointed.


What to do? I am pretty sure that she knows I am interested in her

>>719083515

Tastes are different for everyone. I mean she's quite good i guess, I just got uset to her so much, I don't even consider her other way than this. I like her personality and her pussy

My wife's best friend comes over when she's at work so our kids can play together. Then I fuck her all over our house

>>719083374
Not my fault that he marry a whore

>>719083913
Obviously give in and fucking ask her out, dipshit.

>>719083204
I actually did. One of my biggest fears ever. Results weren't ideal, but we did become friends with benefits tho, so I guess that was nice.

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>these statements are false
I have had contact with multidimensional beings. the intelligence agencies of the world, including the country in which I reside, know and have/are tracking my whereabouts, behavior, contacts and interactions.

>>719082528
NICE, you go (insert gender here)

>>719084092
Eh, I don't know as I have tried to get together with her, but she never will agree to it. Always is "busy" and what not. Granted she is shy as all hell.

Then again I never termed it as a date really.

I don't piss standing up cause I'm scared of it splashing onto my pants

When my daughter was 7 I was home alone with her as my wife was picking up some groceries from the store. I felt a sudden urge to show my daughter my erect cock. So I did. I asked her to touch it and she did. I didn't force her I just told her it was a game and she complied. I told her I'd give her £1 everything she kissed my cock and we made it into a challenge. I ended up giving her £18. We never did it again and my wife never found out.

>be me. social anxiety, etc
>got super drunk at a party
>not able to walk properly
>girl brings me home
>we sit on my couch
>she was ready, I wanted to kiss her
>suddenly I throw up
>all over her
>see her every week
>didn´t talk to her ever since (6 month´s ago)

once when my brother was studying to be a doctor, he snuck me into this place
that had what looked to be a swimming pool in the middle of the room. He took
this long pole and put it in the water. When he brought it out, there was a cadaver
on the other end with a hook in the head. I was totally freaked out by it but when
he brought it closer I realized it was a young woman - either late twenties or early
thirties when she died. He made me swear NEVER to tell anyone about this so I won't
name location or any details here. He brought the cadaver on the floor just outside
the pool and dared me to touch it. The woman had a nice pair of tits with huge
areolae and rather long nipples. I felt myself actually get excited when looking at
her. Against my better judgement I fondled her wet breasts. Before I knew it I
was playing with her pussy as well. As clammy as she was I was really turned on.
I looked in my brother's direction and he told me to do whatever I wanted and that
he'd step out of the room for half an hour or so. When he closed the door I took
off my pants and immediately went to work thrusting deep into her clammy pussy.
I had no condom but I figured if she had anything I would take that chance because
situations like this were hard to come by. I thrust away and fondled her for what
seemed like forever until I shot my load. When I was done and my brother came
back into the room, we cleaned her up and put her back into the pool. I will never
forget that experience and it still turns me on to this day. Sometimes I wonder what
she was like when she was alive and what her name was. I never asked my brother
if he had had her as well. That whole thing is something we NEVER talk about ever.

My 19 year old niece and I are secretly in love. We had sex all last summer. No one in our family knows.

>>719085063
Pics

>>719085063
How did it happen??

I'm a 28 year old teacher and I fucked a student at the last school I worked. We met at a concert and afterwards went to my apartment. After that we fucked a few times. Never talked to anyone about it.

>>719085450
Uniforms?

>>719081579
>>719081579

I make websites for small to medium sized businesses.

Charge for use of marketing tools, their website hosting & on-page SEO. All of it is whitelabled from other products.

I'm up to around $50k every month. I charge $200 a month for this. Most websites I do are super generic and have designs frankensteined from other sites. I have a few time-suck clients but man, this shit is easy.

Oh and no one knows I make this much outside of my accountant. My GF still thinks I make about a $60k salary a year, my business accounts are completely hidden from her.

>>719085679
No, unfortunately not. Not from the USA

>>719085284
I was in love with her my entire life. When she was really little she used to always try to take baths with me and sleep in my bed and she'd always ask if I was her boyfriend. I never let her do any of that stuff with me back then for fear that it'd look weird. When she was about 17 I drunk called her one night and told her how I felt and the feeling was mutual. The next summer she came to stay in my town to work in her mom's friend's hotel and she'd sneak me in every chance we got.

I probably spend at two to three hours a day watching videos or pictures of Cara Delevingne and fantasizing about cannibalizing her. I own all of her movies and seen them at least 2 times each. My room is covered with pictures of her and I pretend I'm eating her whenever I eat food.

>>719085806
Shame. Love those uniforms.

I like to stick my fingers in my asscrack, then I sniff them while I masturbate to porn.
I try to shoot my load in my mouth when I come.

>>719083304
You accidentally 'took care of' your neighbor's car.

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>>719085943
Are you two still together??

I went to jail for 90 days awhile back. My cell mate was a drag queen, the first night after lock down, the conversation moved towards sex.
I ended up jacking him off, while he sucked my dick.
I got several blow jobs from him until he was released. To keep my secret, I tried to get into another jail cell, but fortunately, all the cells were full.

>>719086242
She went back to cali but I recently found out that next year she's moving to my city, going to my college and majoring in my department so we'll be around eachother all the time. I don't know what's going to happen. I have a girlfriend right now who i'll probably leave.

>>719086598
>she's moving to my city, going to my college and majoring in my department

She probably made those choices to be near you

>>719084209
stay vigilant brother
they are watching

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I'm madly in love with my sister and I'm probably gonna confess it to her next week.

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I was molested/raped as a kid and forced to wear my sister's panties while it happened. Since then, I only get off by wearing women's underwear and I've recently come out as trans. So

I had sex with a stripper last night my GF thought I crashed at a friends house

>>719086835
I hope so. I will gladly leave my girlfriend of five years and alienate my entire family to be with her.

I recorded my girlfriend changing her clothes

>>719087087
kys
it will make the pain disappear.

>>719081579
When are you going to go over to /x/ and resurrect your lizard?

>>719087087
>trans are mentally ill molestees
Colour me surprised

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>>719084037
lol dude thats so funny i hope the kid is a fuck up, you know as a stand point for your own genetics

>>719087252
Yeah I know
>>719087262
Nice generalization but I'm positive I knew I was different beforehand. Probably why I was seeked out

>>719083489

Sounds like she didn't love it, since she switched flavors, you faggot.

I lure children to my van... You can guess the rest.
I have to buy different vans frequently

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Op here, this is the lizard

>>719087182
Greentext story pls

Ok ok my sister like to eat pinnaple pizza however she hates church

>>719087726
sleep tight lizard

>>719088452
your sister is satan

I am dying in cancer, yet I havent had the guts to tell anyone.

>>719087182
Greentext

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>>719081579
fucked 2 15 y/o's when I was 18. Met them both at a church camp where I worked as a leader of sort. Fucked them separately after the camp and I later got into a "secret" open relationship with one of them for about a year.

>>719082525
read count of montecristo

>Be me, stingy as fuck
>Never drive to and from work, always bussed it
>Midnight shift, 10pm-7am
>Shift ends around 4am
>Use GPS to figure out which bus to get on
>Have to take shortcut through an alley
>Didn't realize I was being followed until halfway in
>Suddenly being mugged at knife point
>I fight back, terrified
>Struggle over knife ends with them being stabbed
>Run away freaked the fuck out
>Them screaming in agonizing pain, pleading for help
>Next day, news about man fatally stabbed

I live with this every day. Never told a single soul.

>>719087192
wow that sounds cute, good luck anon and fuck everyone else its your life <3

>>719087192
how old are you?
And just try to not fuck up with your family just for being with her, at the end she's just a girl and the family is invaluable

>>719087726
does it smells?

I accidentally raped my aunt three years ago. She never told anyone.

>>719090305
u should be proud, that's what he deserved

>>719082525
Alas, Babylon is still a great one in my books

>>719084857
when you know it is bullshit but you cant help but think of the dumbass that wrote this

>>719090305
What day was this?

>>719090098
Greentext the first time with each of them

>>719084857
Cadavers are not kept in magical pools you stupid fuckwad. They keep them in refrigerators.

>>719091043
Greentezt the story

Both my parents passed away, and I fantasize about fucking my adoptive sister. She is so hot I it's unfair lol

I hired an 8/10 waiters and have her work the night shift just so I flirt with her then one night I catch her changing in my office she didn't even notice me gave her 20% more of the tips that night she ask my why I told her she is good worker

>>719091893
I don't really want to out myself. I just want to stop feeling bad about it.

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I make gifs from the videos I take of me fucking my gf and post them here. Gif related

>>719081579
I used to work as a mailman and stole laundry people left hanging from windows and shit like that.
I have at least 20 panties, some of which are obviously little girls', and some 20 bras. I also have some socks, but those don't matter that much...

>>719085698
how do you market your website making abilities

i know what SEO is but how do you specifically do it, pay google to put theirs website your making for them at the top?

also what do you use to make the websites? do you actually do html stuff or like use wix and squarespace shit

>>719091043
"accidentally" what? lol please tell I'm blazed as shit and that sounds hilarious

I'm bi and dated this 9/10 bitch for nudes. The entire time we were dating me and her best friend (male) tried turning eachother on every night most of the time I was texting my now ex at the same time. It was good since he was into daddy and knew how to turn me on when my ex didn't

Knocked up a woman who worked at my university a few years ago. It was a gang fuck with some other student anons. She quit her job the week after

>>719092753
i wan to know this, too.
got a BS in sociology and need to make some money somehow. really thinking about going back to school.

>>719093826
same lmfao dude (bachelors) I made websites with wix before but wondering how to profit off of it like dis dudeee

prolly too stoned to google it right even though

using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now.
i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her.
never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it.
it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.

Sometimes, after I take a shit, I smell the paper before chucking in the toilet.

>>719081579
Probably the only person in the world who has a preference to fat black women. I also have dated one named Shaniqua

>>719091983
Well can make some short versions.

First 15 y/o
>be 2 weeks after camp
>first girl starts texting me
>we hadn't done anything during the camp except her laying in my lap at some small church service
>talk for a while
>she tells me she actually developed a crush on me
>feels really wrong and I promise myself not to fall into this trap
>my dick has other plans tho
>we decide to hang out at my place and watch a movie just as friends, at least that's what I keep telling myself
>don't even remember what movie we watched but it took about 5 minutes b4 we started making out
>It still felt wrong so I decided not to push it any further
>she had other plans tho
>in 2 sec she mounted me and pulled off her shirt
>no way in hell I could stop this from happening now
>we fucked a couple of times while watching the movie
>didn't expect that from a virgin but I guess she mostly just wanted to seem mature
>the sex was decent but afterwards when we both stood up naked it felt really weird
>she's really short and her tits at that time where practically mosquito bites
>we texted later that evening after she had left
>I planned to tell her that I think we should just be friends since it felt so weird
>b4 I had a chance to say anything she texts me this
>"sorry that I didn't give you a blowjob today, I will next time tho ;)"
>fuck.
>couldn't resist.
>we planned to see each other in a couple of days
>end up getting the worst blowjob of my life

fastforward 2 weeks
>haven't had sex since last time when I got blowjob
>just kinda wishes she will get over it and let the whole thing go by texting her less and less
>get text from her
>"anon, I haven't got my period"
>fuck.
>panic the fuck out but play it cool
>she says she gonna kill herself if she's pregnant
>holy shit
>spend a week trying to support her
>get a text saying "I just got it"
>remove her from facebook, delete her number
>haven't talked to her since

I bin fucking my neighbors daughter for about year now we even did it in her room while her parents were having party in the house

>>719092029
>Be me, 21
>Older brother is getting married
>Wedding is happening about 14 hours away
>Parents went down early in the week to help with decorating and shit or whatever
>I stayed because I had a midterm and would leave later in the week
>Only problem was I had to give my aunt a ride
>She'd gotten a DUI a few months before, couldn't drive herself
>So we leave and at first the trip sucks
>She still thinks I'm a little kid
>Mostly try to ignore her
>As the drive goes on though, she lightens up
>Starts cracking jokes
>Asks me about girls I'm seeing
>Figure out that isn't water in her water bottle
>She's getting drunk
>The plan is to stop for the night at a hotel, then do the rest of the drive the next morning
>We find a total shitbox motel and get a room
>By this point, feels like she almost flirting with me
>"I bet the clerk thinks I'm cheating on my husband with a younger man!"
>I'm tired, but aunt noticed a bar across the street. We go
>She's a pro, does straight shots of Jack
>Starts talking my the girls in my life again
>She's asking more explicit questions, sex questions and shit like that
>I've had a few myself by now
>She's not bad looking. Could be a 7, maybe, on a good day
>Not a bad set of tits on her though
>Says that if I really want to impress a lady, I need to be able to dance
>"Dancing is for fags." I say
>Insists on giving me a lesson.
>Pulls me off my stool and onto the dance floor
>Puts my hand on her hip and tells me to pull her in close
>Do as she asks
>She presses herself tight up against me
>Aaaaannnnnd... now I have a boner

>>719097837
>Jesus Christ, this is not good
>WTF is wrong with me.
>Tells me to relax, but I know she can goddamn feel it
>She spends about an hour trying teach me to dance
>And by now, I'm fairly juiced too
>Can actually feel my cock leaking precum
>That'll happen when you've had a woman grinding on it for an hour
>We close down the bar and head back to the motel
>She's got her arm around me and she's kind of stumbling
>For a test, I go to steady her, get a handful of boob
>She doesn't say anything
>In fact, she kind of smiles at me
>Is this happening?
>Get into the room
>She goes to the sink and gets a glass of water
>I come up right behind her
>Grab her by the hips and grind my dick right into her ass
>She laughs
>"What are you doing?"
>"Nothing," I say and keep grinding her
>She turns around
>"I think you better stop before you get yourself in trouble."
>She's still smiling
>In my mind, I can tell that she wants it bad. She wants this massive (average) nephew cock inside her.
>She needs it.
>But she doesn't want to be the one to initiate it.
>Doesn't want to feel like a slut after all
>She needs me to be the one to start it, so I will

>>719081579
>Be 28
>Four kids
>Twin brother has been trying for kids since around 2010
>Realized he's infertile (technically his sperm count is just impossibly low)
>Having a new year's party at the beginning on 2015 (January 1st for you Europeans)
>Brother's wife is piss drunk
>Take her to her room so she doesn't spill her spaghetti
>She was the loud kind of drunk
>Not sure if it was brotherly love or what, but I decided to fuck his wife
>She didn't fight it, probably thought I was him
>Straightforward a few months
>Starting to get obvious baby bump but doesn't tell anyone
>Fast forward a bit more and she announces pregnancy
>Everyone super happy for them because they think its a miracle
>thank god etc
>Baby son (nephew?) born later that year
>Still haven't told him the truth

>>719097976
>I go in for a kiss but she moves her face away
>No problem, I'll just start sucking on her neck
>Feel her trying to push me away
>"No, no really, you have to stop." she says
>Still playing hard to get.
>She's still laughing though, and that's my greenlight
>Go down and rub my face against her tits, through her blouse
>I've got her pinned up against the wall, she's starting to get a little squirmy
>"Let's just go to bed," she says. "It's time for bed"
>I couldn't agree more
>I throw her on the nearest bed and get on top of her
>She kind of giggled when I did it, so I thought she must be enjoying this
>"NO! No! I mean you go to your bed and I'll go to mine!"
>She pointed to the other bed. "Your bed, over there."
>I drop down on top of her, mauling her tits with one hand, while the other starts rubbing her pussy through her pants
>"No! NO! STOP! I'M SERIOUS! STOP!"
>I don't stop though
>I get her pants off and get mine undone
>I push her panties to the side and sink into her
>She screams and pushes at me, but she isn't very strong
>I start fucking her hard
>Underneath me, she's thrashing around like crazy
>Breathing hard, moaning, sweating
>Holy shit, she must really be loving this!
>I'd never been with a woman who just went crazy like that before
>I fucking love it!
>Cum like a fucking fountain inside of her
>I just fucked my aunt.
>And it was the greatest experience of my life!
>Fuck yes!
>I collapse on top of her, holding my deflating cock in her, feeling my cum leaking out
>I stay like that for a few minutes, licking and kissing her face
>Finally I get off her
>"Holy fuck that was so good" I say
>Then I hear a sob coming from her
>Then another
>Now she's bawling her eyes out
>Oh fuck
>Maybe I ready a few of her signals wrong
>She gets up from the bed and goes into the shower

>>719098112
>Stays in there for an hour
>I just lay on my bed, listening to the water run and her crying
>She comes out, shuts all the lights off and gets into her bed
>I can't sleep
>Keep thinking that any minute the cops are going to break down the door and haul me away
>Have visions of getting raped myself in prison
>Must have fallen asleep at some point
>Wake up, it's morning
>She's not there
>Figure the cops are coming
>Hop in the shower
When I get out, she's standing there
>"Are you ready to go?" she asks
>We get in the car, and don't say a word for the next seven hours
>I spend the whole weekend wondering when my ass is going to jail
>But she never says a word
>I think part of it was because my parents were paying her family's bills at the time
>Her husband had lost his job and they didn't have any income
>Still see her at family functions, but she never talks to me though

>>719096042

Second 15 y/o
>during the church camp she's still 14 and I had a gf
>we get to know each other day by day
>I work in the kitchen and she came by whenever she had time off from church stuff and we talked about music and stuff
>she was really athletic, played sports and rode horses, former figure skater etc
>the days go by and we become better and better friends untill the last day of the camp
>there's a big bonfire
>we sneak away to a small beach and look at the stars together and talk
>shit is way too romantic
>we decide to make out even tho I had a gf at the time
>nothing more happened
>afterwards we decided to just be friends
>dump gf when camp ends (we had problems etc, another story for another time..)

fastforward about 4 weeks (the two girls were overlapping)
>she's still 14 y/o but has been away at some horse riding camp for a couple of weeks
>start hanging out with her as friends after the whole thing with the first girl
>goes about exactly as good as with the first girl
>we fooled around a lot couple of weeks but we didn't have sex untill practically the day she turned 15
>her body was amazing
>really fit but still had amazing perfect sized tits (according to me)
>we decided to have an open relationship since I didn't feel like I wanted a real relationship with anyone after I just broke up with my last gf
>we keep on fucking for about a year
>at this point I felt like I actually wanted to be in a real relationship with her
>it lasted about two months untill she started high school
>she turned into someone completely different, pretty much an inconsiderate bitch
>she broke up with me and I took it pretty badly but got over it eventually

Can answer some questions about it but this is as much greentext as I fell like putting out on the spot.

I'm an alien. From the planet kekcoprox VI.

Sarah Silverman has a dick.

>>719098426
Fuck off, space nigger.

I just enjoyed a Britney Spears Dance Club Remix on youtube. Will stream my .cide

>>719084209
did u just assumed their multidimensional gender?
Gross

>>719094581
>Raping your sister
>going great

>Get a job at a haunted house for Halloween last year.
>One of the girls in my area is this sexy blonde with a great body and she's always so sweet and flirty with me.
>Find out she's 17.
>I'm very nearly double her age.
>Play off like "haha we're friends and flirting is funny but I'm over 30 so we can't fuck because Chris Hansen will find me lol"
>Actually want to feel her tight teen pussy gripping my cock as I make her moan and cum hard.
>Also too scared of actual legal trouble to admit it to her.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>719085968
what in the fuck...go get help...from a catholic church

>>719087087
kill yourself

>>719098606
lolled

Depressed af lul

>>719099376
i know it's sick and weird and taboo, but i am obsessed with her, so far this is the closest thing i can do and not get into trouble.
and she is just perfect.
as a person she is sweet, caring, playful person full of life.
and physical too...... she just got it all.... pretty and cute face, nice body, slim, long legs, nice round ass, and among all those perfect 10/10 things she has very very nice boobs and luscious lips that stand out and drive me crazy.
i often fantasize impregnating her

>>719084209

So what do the multidimensional beings have to say?

>>719084374

She likes you but is very shy and lacks self confidence

You're going to have to put the effort in if you want her

I know life is shit pretty much wherever you are, and that money are all that matters. Still I live without regrets. People always assume the wrong idea and I watch them destroy themselves. Still I would like to be born in a rich family, so that I could feel how it is to bitch all day doing absolutely nothing, yet having so much money that the useless life is well-lived no matter what. Can't call it a regret tho.

>>719100449
Probably is the case. And I will continue to put in the effort, probably will ramp it up a bit.

But what makes you say that she likes me, and is not just being "polite"?

>>719100287
>obsessed
>perfect sweet playful
>drug and rape her constantly
I would gladly end your life for you if your too pussy to it yourself, anon.

Femanon here

I want to be tortured and snuff forreal

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>>719100880
why would i?
i came on those lips last week

>>719100451
>Be me
>Buy a MegaMillions ticket on a whim
>End up matching 5 numbers, but not the Mega ball
>When all is said and done, take home around $2 million
>Just living off the interest
>Make a little bit better than a blue-collar wage, which is much better than I was doing before
>Haven't work since I won
>But also haven't done shit.
>Got a decent apartment
>I was a high roller in the car department
>Got me a CERTIFIED pre-owned
>Warranty motherfuckers!
>Only real splurging I've done was a Golden Tee arcade game
>Played it for about a month before I got bored of it
>Thought I'd go travel the world, like people always say to do
>Booked a flight to London
>Pretty much just stayed in my hotel for week
>Was kind of intimidated to go out
>didn't want to be seen as a "tourist"
>Haven't left my town since
>Aside from my lawyer and financial guy, no one knows I've won.

>>719100812

Because she's showing way too much interest in you from what you said in your first post

Just bear in mind that she has very little self confidence, will probably be a clinger and has little or no sexual experience

>>719101460
What in particular from the first post really? Alot of that I can see being just "Poiliteness"

And yea, probably will be like that, but honestly I'll probably be very much the same with her

>>719101372
she's cute, i can't blame you

>>719092118
Pics ?

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>>719101737
not only cute. see 4 urself

>>719101402
Jeez anon.
Go mountaineering or something.

>>719102787
shit if she was my sister i would've been balls deep in the ass already

>>719101725

Just ask her out to lunch already lol

>>719103355
i tried and she brought him along... and now shes reluctant to do so again

I wanna fuck my sister so bad.

>>719103977
pics?

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>>719104281

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>>719104281
>>719104383

I want to fuck one of why classmates so bad mainly because shes a scene.

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>>719103247
as i said, she has something much better than ass

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>>719104281
3

this is stupid, but here goes

>be me in college
>win scratcher!
>omg 10,000
>immediately realize the problem
>"Anon won the lottery, she'll pay for dinner!"
>"oh dont worry anon will pay!"
>"since you got free money can i have half?"
>need a cover story
>next week friend asks where all the money is coming from
>tell her i started being an escort part time
>"really? its that easy to get money? i want to!"
>oh shit
>one by one friends become escorts
>they ask me for tips and stuff
>just tell them things i read on /b/
fuck.

ive faped to snapchat of by best friend and team captin

>>719104788
that's fucking hilarious

Well one time, on a dark and stormy night, I drank from the milk carton. Then, I put it back...... IN THE FRIDGE
*Lightning crashed*

>>719106215
other people have to drink that, you know

>>719102787
Fuck she's cute. What's her name anon? You know aside from Limp cumdumpster?

I had sex with my cousin. i was 17 she was 15

Sometimes I pretend to be girls I know

>>719081579
Sometimes I pretend to be girls I know.

>>719107222
Same

What do you do?

>>719083913
>>719103886
so guy friend is her boyfriend or soemthing? what is up with them hanging out all the time? what if thats her body guard whos got a thing for her? haaha

>>719107445
The guy friend I think was just a close friend of hers. He seemed like he was interested. But she didn't want it. Either way they don't talk anymore for some reason

>>719107860
well, then try again and tell her to ignore that guy. just a quiet lunch or a wild night out. do it anon!

>>719087248
Post it

>>719108027
I know she has a EMT certification coming up. I could text her the following day and ask how it went.

Then can probably invite her out to celebrate, assuming it went well (I'm only 20, so alcohol is outta the question)

Also, I am pretty sure she is ignoring him for what ever reason. (Also he had a gf at the time, and I'm pretty sure she caught on to that)

i was desperate for a job after four years out of work, posted to craigslist

guy who did freelance work wanted an assistant. he is late 40s. we messages back and forth, and he wanted to see me on cam. i thought he wanted to see me just to make sure i looked reasonable in a professional sense, but he started making comments specifically about my looks, that I was 'cute'

slightly longer story short, I agreed to perform sexual favours on him to get the job, which I do almost every day, either at his home or this tiny office space that he rents

hate myself for it, but it was so long since i worked and i was incredibly desperate. I know I could leave but I finally have money coming in

>>719104652
Did you take pics of those tits

>>719109207
If you arent filming it to blackmail him with, you are a straight pleb

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>>719107333
I'll imagine myself becoming the girl and guys fucking me or hitting on my real self.

But, I find that the girls I pretend to be, I love.

I may be a stalker creepy but idk.

>>719109398
blackmail for what, a higher wage? i'd still be doing the same shit just for more money

>>719109592
Are you a girl?

>>719109652
no

>>719109495
You're even more like me fam

I've done some gay ass shit pretending to be a girl...

i was raped when a child.

>>719109816
Whattttta faggot

>>719110274
only a faggot if you enjoy it

>>719085063
pics or it didnt happen

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>>719109822

DAYMN SON

my greatest fear is never finding anyone who loves me

>>719110899
love isn't real, so that fear is well founded

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>>719081977

I've cheated on my girlfriend.

Back in may I was on a college-level course abroad in Europe. A female friend who is bisexual was on the trip with me. I was into her and eventually told her that. We started making out one night, and I eventually started sucking on her boobs. I then finger-banged her and she came almost instantly.

The next night I sucked her tits again and she dry humped me until she came.

The third and final night of screwing around with her, she was absolutely begging for me to eat her out, so I did and she came pretty quick.

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>>719109822
Dude, Girls are so nice.

I don't know.

It's like if I like them, they don't like me. If I fap to them and think I'm in love I'm not. It feels bad. I try my damest not to hurt them. Women are gentle, you know.

But, if a girl does take sexual interest in me - I fall in love and they're just looking to smash.

I swear, I'm a goddam madman.

When I get mad I beat my boyfriend even though he just gets sad and takes it and I usually get mad over things that aren't his fault anyways

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>>719109223

>>719092245
You're a nice human

>>719111384
Looks like she's getting fucked here

>>719094581
What kind of pills?

>>719092753
>>719093826

Whoa didn't even realize this thread was still going on.

The SEO I do is incredibly basic and for good reason. Good SEO is expensive. I do the bare minimum for them. People will pay thousands to rank their site for certain queries, I really don't do that. I focus on the design and all of that.

I use a website builder that actually puts out HTML code not that shitty stuff that Squarespace and Wix have. And to use the builder you need to have knowledge about HTML and CSS to be good with it.

How did I market it?

Cold called. Ads and SEO is WAY too fucking competitive for web design. Fucking ad cost is THROUGH THE ROOF at like $17 a click. Fuck all of that noise.

>>719093354
Consent or no?

>>719088716
Did you fall into it?
In your position i would likely do the same as to not burden others.
That said it would be a crushing weight to bare alone.