Hey /b/, I just got my food stamp card after being approved for

off-brand generic rootbeer; 2L bottle.

>>719080806
Off-brand single ply toilet paper

>>719081147
Food stamps, anon. No cash benefits.

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Fruity pebbles

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Item: Wheel of parmegano reggiano.
Weight: whatever it takes to waste the rest of your card you poor trump supporter

Largest size mayo, off brand

>>719080806
Are those $143 for a whole month, or do you get your card weekly?

codeine syrup

sprite

spam lite

Can of spam

>>719084311
aaahhh yyyeeaahhhh .. .

>>719080806
Jar of pickled eggs

You have to eat all the eggs

>>719083999
Hahaha now those trips are true nigger trips! Checked and kek'd

Prune juice

Ham spread

>>719084311
>>719084355
Two different types of canned meat cause 'fuck yeah'.

Bread

>>719084566
Winner, winner , chicken dinner

red kool-aid extra sugar

Vegan organic burritos

Hot sauce

3 pounds dry beans

Totino's pizza rolls

deviled ham

Pigs feet

Vodka

Lot of spam in your diet.

Sour cream

Spend all of it on Snickers and generic Cola.

>>719080806
the big box of taquitos

Doritos nacho cheese

largest size box of elbow macaroni

>>719084780
You cannot buy liquor with food stamps

corned beef hash

More fucking spam

lots of kraft cheese

velveeta shells & cheese 3 pack

spongebob macaroni & cheese

>>719082937
Poor fag here, not OP.
Thats for a whole month.
Also, two lbs. frozen lobster, preferably in a box.

eggs :)

peanut butter with honey

>>719080806
10 lb bag of rice
>this nigger will be stuck eating rice after we waste all his gimme dollahs

Chicken gizzards

buy as many donuts as possible. Glazed is preferable but powdered sugar will work as well. Go sit outside the front door of the store and start eating them as messily as possible and screaming between bites. Continue until cops show up.

10 lb bag of sugar.

>>719080806
Champagne

>>719085050
damn nigger dubs count right?

Tofu

>>719084992
this

agave syrup

>>719085202
hell yes I got some /b/ackup.. rerolling to celebrate SPONGEBOB MAC&CHEEZ

>>719080806
Order the most expensive steak you can find

frozen fried chicken

As many watermelons as you can fit in the cart.

>>719080806
Get some hot cheetos and some mountain dew for your gamer spirit.

>>719085300
dingdingdingdingding I win.

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hamburger helper

Soy milk

>>719084992
>>719085300
Yeah boi.

Add frozen tendies.

Dog biscuits

>>719085329
+ grape koolaid

>>719080806
Deviled Ham

7 cans of whipped cream

scoobydoo alphabet noodles

pizza rolls, or dino tendies, whichever you find first

Caviar

>>719085364
no, get PANBURGER PARTNER Instead

>>719085199
kek
OP is fag confirmed

>>719085515
Reroll

>>719085515
Roll

unfrosted poptarts

>>719085555
checkd

>>719085300
here's what I've added to OP's list so far

>Spongebob Macaroni & Cheese

rolling for new item. Campbells Firehouse Chili.

Get some condoms, some mayo, and some helium. Also grab cough syrup that has diphenhydramine in it. Not HCL. Get Shreks movies too

>>719085515
Rollerino

panburger partner

>>719085199
Enjoy that tofu with your sponge Bob mac and cheese OP.
Also, buy some collard greens

One cucumber
One pack of condoms
One bottle of lube

$10 worth of pink food coloring and laxatives

>>719085644
Winrar

nigglet gravy

Dog food

Buy a few fish head

>>719080806
how did you get a food stamp card

i want one OP. please tell me the grift, thanks

>>719085628
I wasted my luck on 4s: >>719085555

but anyway for kyjelly and a banana

>>719085722
Winrar

liquid plumr

>>719085644
WHIPPED CREAM FOR THE WHIPPED CREAM GOD

Those large cans of tomato sauce,preferably off brand.Not murican so dont know if you have that shit.If anything any off brand tomato sauce will do.

>>719085644
waste

>>719085628

rolling for brussels sprouts

Get some dog treats and eat them. RECORD and upload.

Anchovies

Sardines with mustard sauce

4 gallons of custard

4 almonds

mint icecream

>>719085870
Sardines in sriracha are better

Limburger cheese. Open it before you leave the store.

>>719085918
Roll

Buy 25 cans of fancy feast cat food.

4 dead cats

Yu can buy gum and mints on EBT, anything with a nutrition label, not a supplement label.

get the largest pack/multipack of gum that they have

>>719080806
Bleach

a whole tuna fish

>>719085976

>>719080806
Largest bag of rice you can find.

buy a politician

Buy dog treats and watch Be. Busta on youtube.

Buy a sack of potatoes and just live off that

>>719080806

Name brand Organic Soy Chips.

lets make op eat healthy
10lb of rice
5lb dried beans
10 lbs of frozen chicken breasts
20 lbs of frozen vegetables
3 large boxes of all in one pancake mix
3 bottles of the cheapest shittiest generic syrup they make
4 boxes of the cheapst generic snack cakes
2 bags of 2 doller chips
>that should last 1 person a month and you get to eat twice a day
pancakes for breakfast every day
beans rice chicken and veggiest in the rice cooker every day

preparation H

6 heads of lettuce
1 cabbage

A can of caviar

>>719080806
kitty litter

one of those disgusting bacon flavored sodas I know you americans have in supermarkets

buy the largest fish you can buy and treat it like your child

buy the magnetic letter things, throw most away leaving only n-i-g-g-e-r and pass them through the cash register in that order

>>719085866
>>719085799
>>719085788
>>719085733
>>719085511
>>719085199
>>719085300
>>719084933
>>719084822
>>719084788
>>719084566
>>719084355
>>719084311

winrars

>>719086162
BACON SODA I GOT BACON SODA!

>>719086220
Roll for nigger

>>719086123
Someone's a functioning adult

Show off

cheez wiz

>>719086264
Im in love, with the cocoa

>>719086258
Where the fuck is my whipped cream

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>>719080806
6 boxes of unflavored gelatin

>>719086310
this

Cheap mass farmed fish

vanilla extract

>>719086370
No

Your choice of 3 things from the jew kosher section and a Jesus candle

A fart in a jar

Buy yourself some topkeks.

>>719086258

>Spam
>Spam Lite
>Bread
>Snickers and Generic Cola
>Kraft Cheese
>Spongebob Mac & Cheese
>Tofu
>Deviled Ham
>Dog food
>Liquid Plumber
>Large can of Tomato Sauce
>Anchovies

>>719086357
>>719086501

>Whipped Cream

>>719086501
>suck a dick

>>719086500
WINRAR!
Buy them nao

>>719086436
rolling for anything kosher, then some other anon roll for pork or pig fat or something non jew

eggs

>>719086298
thats basically what i lived on when i was unemployed
>had my make my unemployment stretch enough for both internet and hookers though i had to go down to the street level whores
>rice and beans arent that bad

>>719086365
Kek this

panburger partner

>>719086501
7 cans of whipped fucking cream nigger

A large cucumber.

>>719085364
NVIDIA microwave? Kek

Some Oxiclean and some more oxiclean

>>719086677
OP said only 1 item per roll..

>>719086677
14 now kek

A cart full of baking soda and vinegar

>>719080806
1 12 oz plastic bottle of fanta (grape)

>>719086677
Make that 14 whip cream. DO IT NAO OP OR OP IS A FAGGOT

>>719086733
Well that's the second time I've gotten dubs for whipped cream so make it 2 cans

plastic wrap
cucumber
vaseline
tape

say its for a salad and then laugh saying someones gotta toss it am i right?

>>719086764
this is murica soda comes in 20oz or 2 liter bottles
we dont go for no faggish 12 oz sizes like you euocucks

Eggplant.

Without welfare I would be in very bad condition. My first home was an oldmobile that I lived in until i was 6 years old, and then Our family moved into welfare housing, and now thanks to the help of the government I'm a normal man with a job and my own place, and a clean criminal record.

>>719086922
you can buy 2.5 liter bottles of Mountain Explosion at Dollar General

Some bleach for dessert.

>>719086999
epic.

1 box of the cheapest shittiest 100 count tea bags they make
>the faggot needs to have some motivation to get a job and drinking shitty Orange Pekoe and Black Tea should do it

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>>719086922
>this is murica soda comes in 20oz or 2 liter bottles

When I was in school and was living cheap, I used to get 3 liter bottles of Big K. Usually drank a full bottle of Citrus Drop every day - that stuff was better than Mountain Dew.

>>719087036
i have seen 3 liter bottles of Shasta at the dollar store now that i think about it