butthurt thread

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>>719086879
I'm not late am I?

tfw katia is a girl

>>719086933
thx bb~

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>>719086988
t-thanks

>>719087030
get that gross vagine out of here, you are a boy anyway btfo

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sell your suvs for jesus

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>>719086968
knot at all

>>719086988
>>719087030
tfw when katia doesn't have the body of a furry

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There's no way Nibi seriously thought for a second that I'd get women, right?

>>719086838
It just fits.
I see no reason to get mad or worked up or participate too heavily in drama, but I'll dabble at times, perhaps. I'm just here.
>>719086854
>aren't always
That's not the most convincing wording, there.

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>>719086552
23, but in those two years I've gone through a few jobs. The woes of student life is that stable work is not a thing that exists. Also I moved twice.

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subby kiss me for trump

I thought you'd get women.

>>719086923
I don't really meet too many people. But there's nothing wrong with there being lots of dick craving sluts right?

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I've had a girlfriend.

>>719087123
I'M BECOMING THE ALCOHOLIC
Help

he could get women but he couldnt finish the deed
he probably couldnt find the hole if he got drunk enough to sleep with one

>>719087188
>>719087188
>>719087188
>>719087188

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Does cait get women or not?

>>719087160
exactly, that is why you are a cool guy who dont afraid of anything

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>>719087188
mwah

>>719087203
he attracts them but doesn't seal the deal

>>719087250
oh dear, what'd you do

Oh right. I forgot about that.

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>>719087230
well yes, when the dick runs out

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>>719086708
Very true I guess.
How are your classes?

>>719087030
There's a waterfall in my panties.

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>>719087312
Fair point.

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>>719087301

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>>719087284
He COULD but DOESN'T

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>>719087377
o mi

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I can confirm katia is a girl

t. fugged katia

>>719087405
mwahga, even

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>>719087141
pawsibly more?

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We kissed.

>>719087293
I'm honestly pretty lame / pathetic.
All I ever talk about is me being upset with myself and eating too much bad food.
This is not fishing for compliments.
>>719087301
Well I mean there was the whole bottle of wine on Friday and I just got a 1.75L bottle of cheaper wine today and am having some.
>>719087315
Haven't had any. I'll let you know Tuesday.

>>719087030
>tfw ive always had a e s t h e t i c body
>tfw attractive furry grils exist

i don't know how i got roped into marrying a gril who doesn't care for her body at all and is boring in bed/not sexually adventurous. i used to do weird sexual shit and have friends and now i just worry about money while looking at dicks.

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>>719087514
incredible

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>>719087578
I wasnt operating on that assumption. >>719087514
thx bb

>>719087578
what a fucking deviant, you KISSED a GIRL?!

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>>719087578
Man your classes start really late.
I assume you then have been drinking to prepare yourself?

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>>719087578
oh god caitlyn you're turning into this meme

side note: the guy in this meme is hot

>>719087624
now go forth and make whatever you wanted to make great again, great again

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>>719087634
I'm drunk, you should stream.

>>719087776
I'll do it in a few hours
ep 4?
I did it a while ago but nobody except like clint and some other person showed up.

>>719087776
>>719087776
>>719087776
>>719087776
minus the drunk part

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>>719087853
Why would we watch ep 4 for a third time in as many weeks?

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>>719087732
you've given me much strength

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>>719087634
I guess I'm just annoying in a quieter way than some.
>>719087711
A few times.
>>719087729
I'm just not thinking about it. I'm not too worried about anything. I kinda block out thoughts of the future.
>>719087732
Not quite, but I guess so. I didn't go for Franzia, but I went pretty low. Barefoot.

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>>719086968
Yes.

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>>719087853
whichever one idc

only invite people who have seen rogue one since I'm gonna be memeing spoilers the ENTIRE TIME

>>719087876
I reread the thrawn trilogy and it's still basically the apotheosis of human literary accomplishment, no bias

>>719087996
tfw ur dad will never give you ur first ar15 since your family is noguns and you bought your own damn ar15

>>719088028
I don't know cheap wine brands or anything since I just drink rum + the wine that my parents buy which is usually p. decent

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>>719088028
Maybe just get into video games more again?

>>719088028
oh so did I
if we are considering stairs a girl

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>>719088163
my brother and dad both got guns and training

im gonna do it this summer

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>>719088258
Your family is based.

tfw no rifle training since I never leave the house with my ar since I can't hide it

at least I can tactical around my bedroom

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>>719088251
Hmph.

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>>719088032
The wine I had on Friday was decent, so I can tell this one is bad in comparison. But I don't want to spend too much. But I don't want to go as low as Franzia and 40's.
>>719088210
I don't want to play any games, and I don't have a good comp. This has been going on for a while. Overwatch isn't even that great anymore.
>>719088251
Not a girl. And did you really kiss?

>>719088163
mislink>>719088397

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>Buying a rifle to never use it.

also that ancestor of mine who fought for the british in the US revolution, I assumed he had recent family that came from there so I kept going back and his granddad was some definitely some fag who came from england
also that grandad apparently founded one of the counties of jersey before it was a state, and that guy had abraham lincoln 5 generations below him.
so related to both lincoln and jackson, on my dads and moms side respectively.

>>719087962
second time

>>719088028
I dont think so, then again I dont find julian annoying either and he seems to think I should.

>>719088163
I could see if theres a better rogue one out yet

>>719088397
seekrit

>>719088395
rekky

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>>719088344
i feel a lot safer now especially after they told me that our house has zero security system

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>>719088397
Overwatch was never great, really.
Mobas are obviously superior.

Also yes.

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stairs is a girl

can confirm, I am the arbiter of these things

>>719088397
I'm glad you discovered you're a wine person, I always knew you would be.

>>719088471
I JUST SAW IT REEEEE

>>719088477
my house has a security system, it's called doggo

>>719088579
but it was better than 7 and you rewatched 7.

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no, this is stairs.

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>>719088628
I saw rogue one like a week ago, I first saw 7 in 2015. I want to watch CLASSIC STAR WARS now.

>>719088700
then no spoilering, I didnt do it to you!

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>>719088465
>Being a dick and never using it

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>>719088471
My thing is that I'm always too busy being annoyed by myself to be annoyed by anyone else.
>>719088475
Whatever you say, beta scrublord.
>>719088531
I had fun a while back. Now it's just not as good. It hurts more.
>>719088579
Either wine or stouts. I have some stout in the fridge, had one today.

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>>719088737
that's true you didn't

in fact nobody spoiled me on rogue one amazingly

I should give back to the universe

>>719088798
ROASTED

>>719088801
I had to google what a stout was

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>>719088579
my mom hates all animals

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>>719088801
if youre feeling like your a drunkard, you can give it to me if it'll make you feel better

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>>719088659
That too.

>>719088801
Well that is the point.
It destroys your soul but at least you do not have to think about actual responsibilities.

>>719088798
legit savage

>>719088801
ive gotten farther than you, bitch
fight me

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>>719088798
I cant use my real dick so I fuck people by being a dick.
Same pleasure, different outlet.

>>719087453
Your cat looks bored as fuck.

>>719088877
I no longer think your family is based

would I trade my doggo for a hasguns family? I don't think so

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>>719089070
my pussy is never bored

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My lips are still getting too purple. Maybe I shouldn't drink wine from a mug.

>>719088875
It's common for many to have "notes of chocolate or espresso" and not taste like hops overload, so that really fits me.
>>719088916
Oh I'll give it to you alright.
>>719088945
That's true. It still doesn't help that I hate myself instead of my team. Everyone else just vents at the team.
>>719089021
Considering I haven't wanted to go any distance, this isn't surprising.

neither is my einstein poster, apparently.

no u

>>719089175
thats what all the beta scrublords say.

>>719089175
ok do u want my address

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>>719088801
If you can look for a bourbon aged brown ale. Those things are fucking unf/10, had one for the first time yesterday and I'll never drink any other beer, the high ABV is nice too.
>>719089041
Only thing you've ever fucked is your chances with anything with a heartbeat.

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>>719089175
I should give one a try honestly but most beers buttfuck my bowels

>>719089319
stouts are good as fuck julian, do it.

>>719089141
STAHHPP, you'll make my man panties moist.
I said your cat, knot you're vagina.

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>>719089371
ok

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>>719089348
I don't drink a lot of beer since it upsets my stomach and then I can't shove objects up my asshole

I'm sure you respect my priorities

>niggers are this stupid

>>719089429
Why do you have Christmas lights in your room?

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>>719089287
I just have huge self-confidence / body image problems, so maybe I am a beta scrublord.
>>719089288
I ain't bothering with that mess.
Just drink an equal amount to make me feel better.
>>719089311
I have tried a brown ale and liked it very much. I also primarily had bourbon before I was 21. This should work.
>>719089319
Hm. I'm just not comfortable with the carbonation and volume of the liquid, generally.

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>>719089311
Im not one for "Hand me downs".

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>>719089175
You should play dota then.
They fixed matchmaking so now you get matched with english speaking people and get matched with peruvians 90% of the time.
Free wins man.

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katia I can't watch this

I won't stop you but you should stop yourself

>>719089606

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>>719089606
I am never not drinking, does that help?

>>719089669
>>719089458

caitlyn, I meant to respond with a comment to you, but as you can see, I did not do so successfully

I now forget what I was going to say

>>719089606
yeah, you are, at least you can admit it though

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>>719089686
lowkey miss doing this with u

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>>719089606
Don't know of any domestic brands for it because the microbrewery I work at put it on tap, and it'll be much more expensive than regular beer.
>>719089623
You're lucky your hand will still do ya.

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>>719089654
Never had an interest in DOTA, sorry. I had enough of a taste of such MOBAs from League, and just based upon seeing DOTA being played, it's not my cup of tea.
>>719089686
Do you really drink that often? What's an average day for you? I feel bad from having probably now like 10 total drinks in the past few days because I'm just very critical of my diet and health, but I'm sure that'll deteriorate.
>>719089669
Nice hair.
>>719089831
It's half the battle.

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>>719089943
I want to keep talking to you but I don't know how to continue this conversation anymore fuck

>>719089943
the other half is a cage and dildos, right?

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several of the things I'm saying would not have been said while sober oh lord what've we done

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>>719090001
Convince me to stop letting myself down before I eventually just break from disappointment.
>>719090038
I don't have dildos, but I've got the former with me right now, yeah.

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>>719089907
I havent masturbated since newyears.

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>>719089943
um
I dunno the past 14 days or so I've had 2, 1 pint bottles of guinness, two regular sized cheapy but good beers, a craft and like 6 shots.

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>>719090144
is the problem your own failings or your standards

>>719090204
my dream is coming true

the problem is making standards you don't want to meet.

>>719090144
how is it?
and why even wear it without the other?

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>>719089943
It is okay.
Dota will consume your soul anyways so it is better you do not.
Speaking of which brb game.

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>>719090246
I really dont get any pleasure from it.

>>719090362
good

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>>719090204
/r/nofap?
>>719090220
Dude Guinness is smooth af. Regular or extra stout? I've just had some mid-tier stouts and varying wine.
>>719090234
I'd say my own failings, but probably both I guess?
>>719090297
It feels like it's just how it should be.
>>719090349
Maybe I'll play OW.

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>>719090447
Your standards are herculean in proportion and you apply them to every aspect of your life. You don't let yourself have any weaknesses, so when you do it defaults to a failure and it's crushing. You don't understand triage.

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>>719090386
Why? Its kinda "meh".

>>719090447
No

play good games instead

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>>719090362
You got pleasure from anything to begin with?

>>719090447
extra, it's good shit.
their cans are less so.

>>719087030
Whoa, looking pretty good

>>719090623
OW is good....well, it's fun at least

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>>719090595
you dont want to know anyway.

overwatch is neither of those adjectives

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It's not good, but it's fun*

*I have only played it while drunk

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>>719090527
It's not any matter of compromise and lowered standards. My passive way of life and general indecision is preventing me from living at all.
I don't have any strength on my own. I'm just dragging myself along.
I didn't deserve the gift that I was given yesterday, and I see that now.
>>719090713
What's different about the cans?
I kinda wanted to try it, but I opted for a six pack or Deschutes obsidian stout inside. Pretty decent.

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>>719090913
did you try running again?

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>>719090651
Schadenfreude

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>>719090713
Alright holy fuck that sentence was off
*of Deschutes . . . instead