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>>It's simple: we post our job and salary Inb4 entry

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>It's simple: we post our job and salary
Inb4 entry level positions starting at 100k because you don't know wtf you're talking about
Musician
40k
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Software Engineer 82k
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game developer
80k
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unemployed master race
<5k a year
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Actuary 91k + bonus
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Middle school math teacher a little over 39,000 dollars on top of working at a deli earning 11.75 an hour
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More from that set
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>>719087014
What was your schooling like?
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>>719087442
Kys
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>>719086483

Server Administrator and DBA

72,000/yr
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Retail assistant manager 45k
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>>719086483
software engineer 60k
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Level 1 Desktop support 25k.

>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>719086483
got more pics from that set or something similar?
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Financial advisor 180K
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Sales guy 90k
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>>719086483
n/a
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Engineering director
190k
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>>719086483
nothing and am 24. 404`?
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Humanities Professor

52k
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QA Engineer
95k
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Loss Prevention Officer. 45k.
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>>719086483
A/V tech, 52k, looking to double that in two years.
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>>719087555

What exactly is the process of managing a DB, I'm genuinely curious.
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>>719087102

>game dev
>80k

LOL, keep dreaming
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truck driver ~50k but im local and get home everynight and off weekends
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>>719087555
I'm expert on DBA, looking for job, any chance?
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Longshore foreman.
250-400k per year, depending on how much i feel like working. Can take off as much time as i want, and cant be fired for anything really.
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>>719086483
Trainee drug and alcohol rehabilitation specialist

$30k

Not about the money for me.
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>>719088346
If he's not a contractor, I could see it
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Mortgage Underwriter 80k
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Geek Squad advanced repair agent 30k a year :(
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>>719088509
Then you're living life wrong. enjoy a rough retirement.
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>>719088430
You keep our country alive anon
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>>719088520

You'd need to be a successful indie developer. Game developers make garbage money. Most make $14-18 an hour.
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Manufacturing manager
106k
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>>719088425
I need someone to manage a DB for a pharmacy company. You would come in and do it maybe a couple times a year. How much would you want to be paid?
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IT Director $105,000
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>>719088613
pfft. No.
I work little, get paid tons, but i'm little more than a thug. Our unions are crazy scary, and we back enough other unions when they're in trouble, that we keep control.
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Work in a grocery store

55k
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>>719088734
A salaried position is a lot different from hourly contract work
Might even just be a mobile dev that takes in a good amount
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Unemployed
0k
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>>719088832
Doing what? Stealing and reselling the whole store's inventory a few times a week?
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>>719088612
Probably going to an-hero within a couple of months so who cares.
>gf who i knew since 13 years old anhero'd by slitting her wrists in my tub while i was at work
>no fucking point to live
>no fucking balls to die
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>>719086483
Labourer 22k
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>>719088265

Build SQL Server failover cluster instances on multiple physical systems and keep them patched and running smoothly.

Provision databases and tables for various customers as well as the servers (VMs) that they will use to access and modify the content of their own data. (even medium-sized businesses should seek to have separation of permissions incase cross-contamination in transactions occurs (rare but catastrophic if it does.)

Keep a rigorous backup of the transaction logs on a SAN solution (off system for the event of server failure).

Many of my customers' (divisions) managers also request to have web reporting, so that's configured up and offloading important data related to use and access to a simple IIS instance on an intranet web server.
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chair heater
100 good boy points per day
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sr. pipeline engineer
$140k
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Commercial roofing tech
55-75k depending on prevailing wage and weather
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>>719086483
>Inb4 entry level positions starting at 100k because you don't know wtf you're talking about

Nobody in these 4Chan salary threads earns less than 50k.
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Political staff 27k (£)
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>>719088830
>thug
Sounds more like a manager to me.
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Full time NEET for last 9 months. Salary $0. Enjoying life to the fuggin max right now. fuck you peasants of society.
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Software engineer
80k plus a 10k bonus after tax
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anyone knows how much an average civil eng. make? i applied for Green Card and thinking to move to the Us.
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>>719088987
nah. I run the dry goods section, make all the orders, a thousand small tasks and stock shelves when I don't have anything better to do.
Oh, I also work every other weekend because it pays double. Having a social life is for fags.
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>>719087014
Gonna plan to be doing a systems engineering placement later this year
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Tax Accountant - 63.5k
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>>719089077
oh fuck man... keep up man!
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senior broker at merill lynch
last year took in 325k after comissions and bonuses.
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Salesman in a phone carrier store.

£19k base but I often manage to clear around 30k after comissions. Since I'm the geek of the store, most costumers naturally come to me to ask about what the best phone for them are.

Those that go for the 19 year old saleswoman with huge tits will be pushed either towards an iPhone 7 or the Galaxy S7 Edge regardless of their needs.
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Nigger

6 bananas
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>>719086483
Live off money left by my dad, along with real estate rental income. I live very comfortably, travel a lot, buy literally everything I want, own 4 Top-Tier cars (2 BMW 760, 1 Mercedes Maybach, 1 Rolls)

> $1,500,000/yr
> Real estate... investor (?)

AMA.

>Proof
Look at picture, computer worth $10,000. Not going to show you anything that can trace to my real name.

ama
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>>719089507
No point, I'm fucking nothing without her. No family, barely any friends, shit job, tons of baggage from a childhood growing up in abusive foster homes.

Every day I wish I had the balls.
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>>719088754
Well, I just need a job nothing else. Email me please, [email protected]
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Sales engineer 46K USD
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>>719089754
this is fuckin awesome
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>>719089754
yo dude hook me up with a couple grand
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>>719086483
legal med mary j grower/retailer.
depending on haul, sales and harvest.
5-8K a month.
Think I made 70k last year profit.
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>>719089283
Yeah. Yeah thats exactly what i am. Thats what a foreman is. I'm a Big guy that looks mean, pushes bikers around, and when the parent companies try to push us around, we gang up on them until they back down. I dont move the shit, i tell people to move shit, then protect their jobs in the background.
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>>719089931
nigger
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>>719089152
What do you do to keep a Database running smoothly? I just have SQL running in a VM and having it just replicate to another host. What's difference from replicating the VM to replicating the DB? Instant failover if somehow the DB gets corrupted?
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>>719089754
Why waste time on here?
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IT Support, 2nd line but still answer phones/emails, also do all web/graphic design for company. 18k GBP (underpaid)
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>>719089754

Im sorry but that PC proves nothing, there are PC's that cost that much at my work because they run simulations, they have equivalent hardware.
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Entry level software developer in NJ.
Starting salary: 75k

I just graduated with a B.S. from Rutgers.
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Hey I'm mechanical engineering student.

My three areas that like is:
Engineering optimisation
Automotive engineering
Control engineering

Where do I work for the most money
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>>719089755
what job? i dont even have balls for a job but go for compscience which is way to impossible for me.
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>>719086483
Technician Supervisor for apartment property. 40k+
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>>719086483
That pic has me feeling some type of way.
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Security Guard, 28.50hr.
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>>719090037
because he's obviously lying.
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>>719089754
what did your dad leave you?
have you invested any money yourself?
how much do you really pull in profits before tax?
how much is taxed?
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>>719089999
QUAAAAAADS
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Teacher
21300/yr before tax
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>>719090111

Checked.
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>>719086483
>retail
>minimum wage, between 800-1,000 a month
Help please, I need a better paying job
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Conceptuel artist
Like 600-800€ a month
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>>719089691
Give those bananas back, nigger. Those aren't your nigger bananas.
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>>719090236
Go to school learn a trade.
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Water treatment
I cum in your CWSTs
Don't give a fuck

45k (£)
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Warhammer
40K
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>>719089754
Forgot to add. Me and my wife started a company because we had nothing to do with our time, in ~15 years it grew to be worth $200,000,000. It's a very expensive clothing company for the 0.01%.

>>719089903
Honestly, I was born very lucky. I'm glad for it. Work hard and you will get somewhere.

Investing-related jobs are the only ones worth looking into. I.e: Real Estate, Stocks, Rare minerals (Eh), Entrepreneurship.

>>719090037
Just got back from the country club, nothing to do really. I usually stick to /pol/, but I'm feeling extra frisky today.


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Also, forgot to add: I've lived in Brazil (Born there), Greece, Miami, New York and Italy. Currently own houses in each one of these countries. I'm 37.

My wife kind of looks like >Pic Related. Feel free to try and find me. She runs the business and is the face of the company, I fund it and take care of the financial/production part with the CEO.
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>>719090343
Lel
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>>719089356
How the fuck are you supporting yourself then?
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>>719090341
i wnat this job
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Firefighter/EMT, Just starting with a city but pay looks to be somewhere between 60k to 70k depending on Quals.
Picture Unrelated.
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Air man first class
22k~
The free housing and health care makes it worth it
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>>719090373
Bullshit people who have companies worth 200M don't post on b
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>>719086483
First year in management consultancy.
£30k
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>CPA
>$135k
>35 years old.

>Starting salary was $50k in 2007
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>>719090432
Is good, I get free car too
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car salesman
70k
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>>719089356
diaf you noncontributing zero
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>>719090089

Go into finance with your engineering degree.
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Can someone hire me? I'm looking for any job, thanks.
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>>719090104
Drug/Alcohol rehabilitation specialist. Basically tryna sort junkies heads out since I have a messiah complex (hence,depressed beautiful mess of a gf)and used to be a fiend for prescription painkillers.
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