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Question /b/, if you're crying while you masturbate does it count as a sad hand job?
asking for a friend
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>>722495842
They could be tears of joy knowing that finally someone is touching your willy. Crying =/= sad always.
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>>722496205
I like your style. Emotionally compartmentalized hand god it is
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Thats rape, crying is a way of saying no.
no means no, even without verbal consent.
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paulakapyz look him up
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fuck that guy
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new target he dead
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lel
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girls giving you nudes for nothing at Me'g'a'FU'k.com
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the same day donald bans muslims....wooot
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I'm going to use this all night.
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Anyone got any good usernames to leak?
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Ok /b/, I need some guidance.
My friend calls me and says he's going on vacation and can't find anyone to watch his pet snake. I fucking hate snakes (who doesn't), but I agree. It's in a small glass case, feed it once a week or some shit, no problem. First few days no problem, forgot it was even there. Friday night, come home from bar, go to fridge to get drink. Mind you it's pitch black in my apt. except for fridge light, open door, something large drops from top of fridge. I panic and stomp it instinctively. MFW I killed my friends snake. What do now?
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You could get a new snake that's the exact same size and shape, and your friend will still notice that it's not the same snake because snake owners know their pets behaviour and visual pattern.
Why did you leave the snakes cage/door unlocked? Even a tiny crack is enough for them to start opening the door completely, and they can get out from any opening even if it's at the top of the cage.
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>>722495394
Wasn't familiar with case, it had like the back mesh type of top. I thought it was secure, boy was I wrong.
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>>722494874
Pretty sure you're just bullshiting but on the off chance you're not tell your friend exactly what happened, offer to pay for the next snake he gets, and hope he doesn't kick your ass.
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Are we really posting greentext stories in facebook now? I mean i know we're all autistic and shit but cmon guys... have SOME class
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>>722494504
What is the rest of the story though?
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I mean the story is worth a chuckle sure.... but facebook?
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>Go to america
>People taught whites invented everything
>Go to india
>People taught that indians invented everything
>Go to Iran
>People are taught muslims invented everything
>Go to israel
>People taught jews invented everything
>Go to africa
>People taught blacks invented everything
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>>722496245
Except whites did invent everything
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>>722496442
You're a delusional faggot
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>>722496660
define delusional
Girl is coming home soon.
What should I send her to turn her on before we fuck.
I will post results.
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>>722496080
You should ask her boyfriend for dick pics and send it to her.
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Fuck one, Rape one, Dump one
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>>722496259
fuck, rape, dump
>>722496309
dump, fuck, rape
>>722496670
dump, rape, fuck
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I have been feeling absolutly nothing for the past couple of years.
Therapists are shit, visited a couple for like 6-10 sessions. Each and every single fuck tells me "oh dont worry, this won't take many sessions to get over with".
Only one of them mentioned being emotionally numb but i dont know whats right and whats wrongs anymore. Any advices or where can i go to? I know, Im a big retarded faggot for asking here, but im gonna roll my chances and hope someone will help me out of this.
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Therapists don't magically get rid of your problems, that isn't their job. I know its the last thing you want to hear.
You need to apply their advice and insight into your everyday life. If you go without the conscious application of professional help, you will be stuck in this loop forever. Speaking from experience.
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>>722496695
I understand how therapists work but thanks for letting me know either way. They dont do magic. But during all these sessions is just me talking about my past. Is that how sessions are supposed to be? Is that the only way out?
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>>722496333
As if somebody posted a Moomins image on 4chan.
Good work.
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Flakka New synthetic drug anyone here try flakka or know anyone who has?
https://youtu.be/BMJMujPoa4Y
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My wife's aunt is on a cocktail of narcotics and amphetamines but she's dabbled with that shit too. Sheso crazy as all hell now, thinks there's people living under her mom's trailer and they come into the house through the hole in the wall where the dryer vent goes. It's some wild shit man.
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>>722495025
Jesus sorry to hear that bro. I'm betting Florida?
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>>722494594
Not new faggot and it's called a-pvp not some flakka shit
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Which prom girl would you fuck?
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>>722496111
none are really that hot, Id either go with green dress , blue dress, or last chick. She looks like she has nice tits
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>>722496111
Kind of a motley crew. I suppose red dress would do, provided I'd spiked the punch and drank a lot of it first.
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>>722496210
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Hi fags my name is Chad. Tell me why you think you're better than me and I'll tell you why you're wrong. Pic related.
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Because OP is a faggot
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>>722496395
Bingo.
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>>722496290
William Beau Mirchoff is an American-Canadian actor best known for his role in the MTV series Awkward.
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but there will be no trips
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Trops
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>>722496342
Behold, nothing
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You know what to do
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>>722495579
name a girl in your class
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>>722495579
OP you moron, post pics of the names on the screen
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Problem wite boi?
Sumtin long?
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>>722494702
Yeah, your spelling you dumb fuck
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>>722494918
Now I KNOW u diddn jus say my spellin wuz whack, fool?
http://www.xvideos.com/video16852947/creampie_cuckold_in_hotel_with_bbc#_tabComments
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Yeah the fact that your a nigger that probably has aids (1 out of 4 niggers do) and u tryn to infect that poor white hoe. Someone get a rope.