Question /b/, if you're crying while you masturbate does it count as a sad hand job?
asking for a friend
>>722495842
They could be tears of joy knowing that finally someone is touching your willy. Crying =/= sad always.
>>722496205
I like your style. Emotionally compartmentalized hand god it is
Thats rape, crying is a way of saying no.
no means no, even without verbal consent.
>>722497983
>walks into police station
>"officer, i was raped"
>he sets down his doughnut, pulls down aviators to make sure you are infact a man, not an ugly woman
>"i raped myself"
>Every cop in earshot nervously fingers their guns, even though they were specifically told not to shoot anyone over their quota for the month