Yo I made a Minecraft Server for you fags,
IP: sidehustleMC.sytes.net
>inb4 minecraft what are you fucking gay
>inb4 OP is an enormous faggot
>minecraft what are you fucking gay
>OP is an enormous faggot
>>722492107
jon in server
When will get get tired of maintaining her carefully controlled public image?
When she gets tired of making money
Here you go /b/
Your proof that aliens exist
okay man
>be me
>year 2014, travelling around europe
>end up in Amsterdam because I love weed and have desired she makes since I was 16
>go to coffee shops all day, laying in bed at night time
>horny af
>get on Google and search for the shemale district in the red light
>get a cab to "Bloedstraat" street in the red light district
>looking for the blue lights
>nervous as fuck walking up and down the street looking at shemales
>not sure whether to do it or not
>man walks out or room, 5 minutes later window opens up
>Ana Mancini look-alike
>long blond hair, massive fake tits bursting over a tight leather black corset
>we exchange smiles
>immediately know what I have to do
>she opens the door and I walk over to her
>"my first time Yeh?"
>50euros for a fuck baby
>walk in
>give her 50euros for her services
>she puts money elsewhere
>comes back and lifts off my shirt
>she pulls me closer and sticks her tongue in my mouth
>passionately making out
>so hard
>takes my hand and leads me to the bed
>walks away and takes off her corset
>I'm naked on her bed
>she walks over in only a black lace thong
>puts her cock near my face
>I immediately pull it out
>12 inch uncut monster
>start sucking on her huge cock
>so delicious
>jerking her into my mouth
>so sloppy and wet
>"hmmmm suck my pussy baby"
> shemale puts condom on my dick with her mouth
>best BJ ever
>she climbs ontop of me
>puts my dick in her ass
>so fat, so loose
>pounding her, she's riding me so strong
>sucking on her big titties
>tonguing her hot shemale mouth imagining all the cocks she has sucked
bump for good story time
>roll her onto her back
>go down on her again
>sucking her massive cock so well
>in love
>"ohhh baby you're going to make me cum"
>"cum in my mouth baby"
>jerking her so good straight into my throat
>pushes my head down
>big hot load all in my mouth
>first time ever
>nearly choke as it hits my throat
>swallow every drop of her warm cum, licking her cock dry
>she lies me on my back with my head raised on the pillows
>kneels over me and puts her cock in my mouth again
>fucking my face so hard and fast
>"mmm your first time you dirty cock sucker"
>in complete extacy as she's fucking my face like I'm a little slut
>"50euros and I fuck you"
>so nervous I don't answer immediately
>asks again
>go grab my wallet
>only have 35euros
>it's enough
> she's sucking me off again while fingering my ass
>so much lube
>I'm so tight
>worried about her massive cock but I want it
How do I stop masterbaiting /b/? My libido is at an all time low, and I'm only 24. Porn doesn't even excite me, I even have to force myself to get a boner when I wanna crank it.
I exercise 4-5 days a week, eat pretty good and get decent sleep, what do? I'm b4 an hero
>>722492140
High levels of stress can cause impotence.
>>722492249
I can still blow great loads, I don't think I'm impotent.
Meditation could help?
>>722492140
learn to spell and your problem will take care of itself.
here's my fat cunt ex gf and my dump of her as i angrily masturbate
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I'm talking to my stepsister. How should I admit that I want to be with her. I have a fiancee btw but I want my stepsister so badly...
Do it anon post results
I'm sweet talking her currently. What should I say? I'm 31 and she's 21.
Bring it up somehow relate it to something ask for pics its up to you
>Goes onto YouTube
>Sees "Meme Compilation"
>Outdated memes and shit-tons of ads
It's the one thing we had, and they took it from us for financial gain.
>>722492274
WE MUST SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION FROM YOUTUBE AND THE INTERNET
>>722492274
Were you living under a rock?
>Emisoccer presents DANK MEME COMPILATION 23
New trap thread. Others at limit.
Trap implys you could be tricked. Those two things you just posted couldn't trick Stevie Wonder. If you are going to pretend to be a girl and you are ugly as shit dont let people take pictures
Steam dev here
I'm working on the 8 player online for my game on steam and need to test it. Anybody interested?
Email me, I'll give you a key.
[email protected]
post if you email me
Does it have Steam cards?
What vidya game post screenshot?
/b/, why does my cum taste so good? I just wanked for the first time in a while and there was a pretty huge load and I got really curious about what it tasted like. I ate some off my finger expecting it to be bad or like "chlorine" as it's often described and... it's sweet. Now this is not unheard of, but I don't fucking understand because my daily diet often consists of pizza, French fries, taco bell, and some juice (not pineapple juice). I eat really junky food and I'm still blessed with this fucking great cum? What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
>>722490784
>What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
You tasted your own cum. Faggot.
>>722491584
Kek
>>722492277
Oh shit look what i got boys
Other thread 404d
Lets go again
Rate my likes faggots
>>722490631
die
>>722490631
You're a basic piece of shit op
rate
If your name is called you have to go to bed, Jeff..
>>722490769
Good night Dylan
What anime is that from?
Goodnight Jacob
I might have lice, can leaving my head submerged in hot water (130°) kill lice?
its gotta be boiling, and whole heads gotta go down
>>722491372
That's the idea, but will it work?
>>722491285
no
either shave your head or get some medicated shampoo with a lice comb
Please remove the girl from the horse.
>>722491063
I need the full horse please.
Please remove the horse from the girl