name my band
pinkie & the aids
niggers
The Mad Strangler and the 5 little shits
Dude. SHE'S 14
I'm contacting the FBI
>>722492821
no shes not she went to my school graduated 2012
>>722492821
top kek
Last one 404'd. Let's keep it rolling, faggots
She's getting her brains fucked out right now for valentines day. wanna see her nudes?
>>722491714
Too many piercings. Gross.
>>722491714
Depends if the nudes are good
Hunger Games, 36 tributes, let's fucking go
lizord man
Spanks Tan
Pixelated Spanks
Ask someone who has been smoking weed and cigs for 2 hours straight anything
>>722491582
Can I ever hope to be as cool as you?
>>722491866
in your dreams
What music are you listening too?
Let's get a faces of /b/ R8/Roast thread
also planning to grow my hair out what does /b/ think can i pull it off or look like a faggot
>>722492380
You look like Johnny Depp and James Francos retarded son
>>722492451
that's the best shit i ever read
>>722492512
But i would rate 7/10
I'm so happy this unfunny retard is getting his shitty clickbait channel deleted. Remember if you are over 12 and still find it funny you should kill yourself.
Story?
>>722492258
his channel is getting deleted?
>>722492297
This, I'm not watching any of his videos OP. In fact, I'm not giving any of those faggot cuck YouTubers any more views at all.
Give us the story
>Be me
>22-year-old Marine
>Get stationed in in japan
>Constantly travel to 3rd world Asian countries
>get great idea
>"if I convince them I love them I can fuck for free"
>try it on waitress
>she believes me
>hook up with her that night
>tell her stories of my home and how I will save her from poverty
>she lets me raw dog
>fuckpullingout.jpeg
>continue for days
>"I will be back for you I must get the paperwork ready"
>never return
>repeat every time I return to a 3rd world Asian country
>always use alias "Marc Hernandez"
>do this for years
>come back to America
>crave Filipino food
>remember the first victim
>kid would probably be like 5 by now
Pic related
General favorite foods thread. Also, ask questions I guess.
gay
shouldn't you be blowing out your brains by now? or being the next mass shooter?
>>722492266
Nah suicide is for pussies. Mass shootings are such a waste.
Join my kik
#FriendshipLOVE
>>722491874
this is illegible, please try again with more tits
>>722492156
no tits for u
come find me
post the nude pics that were posted a few years ago
Glasses too big
skirt too small
hair not done
shoes wtf
food ok
looks like someones older sister
6/10 would bang
>>722492189
Said the Virgin
>>722492306
I answered a question
see >>722491971
s/fur? s/fur
Is it time already?
>>722491058
Yes
>>722491220
Holy shit i was gonna post that
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>722491313
You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.
One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.
What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye
>>722491335
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too
>>722491386
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.
Name my band, /b/.
Corolla & the niggers
the leather monkies
>>722491228
Looks like you already have a name, it's on your t-shirts
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>>722492005
Rolling for Louisiana
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