French foregin legion general: thinking about joining. What info do you guys have? Should i know anything before doing it? Im also ex mil.
>>722994114
Bump
do u spek phrench
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KIIDCfpP0A
Welcome to the foreign legion, make your new president proud. Pic related.
If you see something, say something.
>>722992457
Anti-fa is the beginning of far left terror, its the US's own years of lead. Fascism isn't on the rise, its always been here, whats on the rise is the lefts thought policing. which resulted in a large push back by the right to the other extreme. YOU led to this "fascism" and now you lie in pursuit of claiming fascism is everywhere, NOT EVERYONE TO THE RIGHT OF YOU IS A FUCKING FASCIST. ALL YOUR DOING IS DEVALUING THE PHRASE FASCISM AND GIVING FASCISM A LEGITIMATE PLATFORM TO STAND ON FUCK YOU. -Sincerely a jew.
>>722992884
>>722992884
Hey guys. I'm buying a new car and I wanted to create a playlist with songs that sound good when driving so I thought I could ask you for help.
>no songs about driving, that's just lazy
>no Billboard 100 hits that play on the radio whenever you turn it on
>no country or hip hop
>>722993898
What are you buying?
>>722993898
Easy first song
Kickstart my Heart
Amphetamines help
>>722993898
Rifles of the IRA
Me little armalite
Men behind the wire
So, what are we going to do about this?
https://medium.com/@DaleBeran/4chan-the-skeleton-key-to-the-rise-of-trump-624e7cb798cb#.5eyt09md2
>>722994150
well, trump is clearly a shittingdicknipple kind of president, and only /pol/ and /b/tards would ever be dumb enough to believe the trumpaganda. fact: trump was elected by 4chan.
>>722994467
Yeah that's what the post talks about. That Trump embodies 4chan's desire to succeed through failure.
>>722994150
Praise god emperor Trump for this glorious occasion
My first son is going to be born probably tomorrow or in a couple of days. Should we ask the doctor to circumsize him? My wife says she doesn't care, I'm the man, it's up to me.
What do?
Are you circumsiced?
if you don't cut his dick you're an anti-semite, goyim
>>722992053
Dont do it, circumcision of fucking retarded and you will do him a favor by not doing it.
Get me laid /b/. What should I message?
Hi hows it going darling I'm from Australia wanna go for a ride on me kangaroo.
>>722993959
Literally just start with "Hey, hows it going"
No question mark
>>722994200
Is that boring as fuck though?
my cuckoldress wears a blacked hat in public gets me so hot she is so sexy
well that's strange
she looks embarrassed..
>>722993245
i also see a rainbow unicorn and other stuff isn't there in this pic
>be me
>own tv
>turn on
>see this
>what do?
>2017
>Owns tv
>>722992797
Turn on the cable box
I HAVE AN HYPOTHESIS!
>>722992067
Op is a faggot?
>>722992067
I have a* hypothesis
WWYD to him, /b/?
make him suck a turd out of my ass
>Be white race
>be glorious
>build beautiful empires and civilizations all throughout history
>invent the Automobile
>walk on the moon
>invent a large portion of the worlds inventions
>be only race to have a variety of beautiful hair and eye colors
>advance the human race by centuries
>give up slaves and vow to end slavery
>get blamed for slavery when other races have participated in worse slave trades and many others still participate in them today
>leftist faggots call you the worst thing in history
>black people call you cave dweller
>your countries are flooded with refugees
>refugees that despise your heritage and culture
>get called evil for civilizing the planet and bringing the entire human race into the electronic age
>most underappreciated race in history
>be thargoid
>be green
>not reading this shit
>>722992465
>Invent large portion of the world's inventions
lol
>>722992851
refute me
>be me
>be 10
>have a teacher
>Everyone says that she is their favorite teacher because she never screams or get angry at us.
>She is too kind.
>At a point some autists accidentally calls her mom during lessons
>mfw
>>722993139
Teachers like that are moms of all her kids in class. I had a teacher that would make me PB&J and give me hugs and nicknames and stuff.
Those teachers are the ones who make life feel great. Now its shit.
lmao my teacgers have always been shitty
i need help fast guys. i might have really messed up
>really hungry but running late for meeting with friend.
>buy bag of beef jerky when fueling up
>mother calls and im just stuffing the beef jerky down
>dont even notice until i swallow that i just chewed and ate pic related
>mouth dry as hell
>i cant make myself throw up only dry heave
>feeling stomach cramping and pain
>feels like there is blood in my tummy :(
seriously what the fuck do i do, i dont have ins, could go to walgreens but not 911
this was about 25 minutes ago now, and im feeling sicker by the minute. im sweating bad right now. might take a cold shower. keep thread alive pls
>>722992637
Sorry to be the one to break it to youbut you're dead. You better call your friend and explain why you aren't coming.
fuck off and die quietly fagggot
>start to masturbate
>everyone in the house starts yelling and moving around loudly
every time
>>722992186
Well OP you have the cock of chaos.
most relatable thing I've read all day
>>722992186
>coast seems clear, it's time to unleash the beast
>open up five tabs on /d/, start to go to town
>a half hour later, still can't fucking nut
>suddenly out of fucking NOWHERE my dad starts laughing in his A-HUH-HAH-HUHA-HA Tidus laugh
>shit it's 7 pm on sunday night, I forgot
>boner dies instantly while visions of tom bergeron's face dance through my head
>goes on for an hour while I'm trying to sleep
fuck you afv, you're literally youtube for lazy old people who don't know how to internet.
So what's the best currency to invest in, just in case the US Dollar goes tits-up?
>>722994142
buy low, sell high. Zimbabwean dollar.
zenny