>start to masturbate
>everyone in the house starts yelling and moving around loudly
every time
>>722992186
Well OP you have the cock of chaos.
most relatable thing I've read all day
>>722992186
>coast seems clear, it's time to unleash the beast
>open up five tabs on /d/, start to go to town
>a half hour later, still can't fucking nut
>suddenly out of fucking NOWHERE my dad starts laughing in his A-HUH-HAH-HUHA-HA Tidus laugh
>shit it's 7 pm on sunday night, I forgot
>boner dies instantly while visions of tom bergeron's face dance through my head
>goes on for an hour while I'm trying to sleep
fuck you afv, you're literally youtube for lazy old people who don't know how to internet.